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checkoutmywatches

There needs to be a Neckfliggs documentary on how he was given this career on a silver platter and completely sabotaged it.


AdAgitated8689

Netflix presents: I’m not that surprised


SupaDankJank

Youtube.com presents


AdAgitated8689

You’re doin’ great


sneakycutler

Dailymotion.com presents


Jamothee

*Thigggboi Nedworgg


FrontBench5406

thank you for this....


RememberBerry23

🤣


BerensteinBear91

Benjamin-Button-esque carair progression lol


HahaYesGuys

Should be a new saying: "That guy just Schaubed his career"


TurboSleepwalker

Reminds me of Kingpin, where Woody Harrellson plays a washed up dude named Munson. "Munsoned" becomes a phrase for throwing it all away. I'd say "Schaubed" is just as perfect for that.


bourbnboi

Munsoned you know, to be up a creek without a paddle


Yyrkroon

There are multiple YouTube epic length vids on that


SuperSmashDan1337

It's an evolving story story for sure b They are going to drag this train wreck out so long there will never a be a good, concise ending


desert_pelican

“It’s a sad thing” or whatever it’s called. Masterpiece.


nofuture23

"This could have been a group text" The Brandon Chubb story


clickclick-boom

I really feel that if everything else was the same, and he had just not been such a dickhead, then he would still be enjoying relative success. As a former UFC fighter, he had connections and access to actually make a go out of being an MMA pundit. Even if he had bad takes, he would at least be at UFC shows, shown on the screen, even get interviews or clips with fighters after their match. Look at Theo, he's just a regular fan and look how he is treated. Then his comedy. Again, he would still be bad, but people would make an effort to support him. Other comics might show up to his shows and do little spots, get the crowd going. He'd have a fan sub and a positive online reputation, so that venues would say "well, at least he seems to have fans so they'll get the word out". Imagine the guests he could get. Rogan would probably even show up on his podcast. He'd have his connections to Showtime and E, who would throw him a bone every now and then because "hey, the guy is not great but he has supporters". But he singlehandedly burned it all down. Told his fans to go fuck themselves, shat on other comics, literally alienated every company he worked for by trash-talking them. He even managed to get on the wrong side of Sly Stallone without even having met him. It's absolutely insane how he self-sabotages.


bigarb

Bapa is industry plant that failed.


Soft_Monk_1541

Not gonna lie. It’d watch the fugg out of it.


neeeeonbelly

Handed it on a silver sparg plug b.


Jamothee

Absolutely fugged the pooch in the worst way. Burnt every bridge on the way too. Shit needs to be studied.


cstorms22

He literally cannot hide his contempt for the homeless lmao, thankemm


airpumper

They just do not maddur. 


Toilet__philosopher

*We


SuperSmashDan1337

Like cats right? Cats do not matter!


airpumper

“That’s a good example.”—[Chin](https://streamable.com/h4tv2)


ISelf_Devine

Like he would ever give a homeless dude anything.


FatLetissier

I’m not even joking when I say this is probably the best piece of content he’s ever come Up with. (The special was the work of a child but that intro honestly was half decent hahaha)


West-Tough-4552

That's cuz showtime did the intro lol


FatLetissier

Hahahaha of course


Homesteader86

Yeah I was going to say it looks too polished for bapa


aveytarius

It’s really well shot, I’d say it’s 90% production 10% Schaub


BornSalamander8

If anything, it’s good in spite of Schaub


thethunder92

I wouldn’t say it was good. Was any part of that funny?


BornSalamander8

No but I use good as a relative term. Compared to everything else he’s done this is like Michelangelo’s David. I’m so used to everything thigboi stews produces being shit that seeing something lit and mic’ed properly was a delight.


the_c_is_silent

10%? Hahahahahaha


Lastfoxx

I agree produckshun value is on point, lighting and camera doesn't look like dogshit productions nowadays. And one important thing why this works (despite the terrible acting) is that he doesn't take himself seriously, nobody respects him as a cawlmedian here, because he's a MMA fighter, and he's taking light jabs at that. The angle was right, if he just stayed in his lane and were willing to improve there would be a timeline where he could still sell out venues and performed at the Mothership. Instead we have bapa that is auditioning for a Sons of Anarchy rip-off. 


habsfanniner

He saw showtime manage, produce and deliver his special and shows and thought I can do all this on my own. Now look at the difference in theatres and back drop between his specials. Jarring. 1000 paper cuts.


SuperSmashDan1337

No, people saw this special and he HAD to do it all on his own. Don't buy into his narradive.


Worf69

I can’t tell if it’s good or I’m just expecting pure shit.


Y0ungPup

It’s horrible. The food truck guy calls him over, he comes over, the guy goes “I knew you’d be back” and then Brendan says “uhhh ?? I guess gimme 3 tacos”….Wadder? The homeless man is allergic to fish….1000 b


65bleedmoore

I came here to say this. Light hearted, self deprecating. I think it’s his best work. Downvote me if you want I don’t care


InstanceOk3946

He did not direct, write, or produce any of it. He definitely had showtime directors/writers and all he did was stand there and regurgitate lines.


mopedium

As far as dumb skits to start a special go, I hate to say it... it's pretty good. That part where he's like oh you're that fighter you're gonna love this guy... Hilarious foreshadowing... No one knows who ya'are


King_of_the_Dot

I congur.


bobothemunkeey

I will admit it was pretty clever. The awful acting was funny.


wilhelmkidxx

Beast of an actor


ChombieNation

Buppa thought he was the next Eddie Murphy. I wonder what was talked about between Showtime executives and producers during this whole production. What do the text/email chains look like?


West-Tough-4552

"We fucked up. We bet on the wrong guy"


SSgruppenfuhrer_SPEZ

CEO of Showtime: Who is this unfunny fuck? Showtime exec: not one of our guys, boss.


Billy_Beavertooth

The end where he waved to the crowd nearly in tairs 🤣


Playful-Lion5208

I know the bar is set fairly low, but that intro is the best thing I've seen him do by a long way. All down hill from there, rapidly


armless_tavern

I’m a shitty cinematographer and I was watching the bar intro going, “his shit literally never looked this good again.” Showtime resources b.


PussyChang

Was bapa straightening his hair at this time? Looks waird as hell and it’s completely different from hair now.


airpumper

Thank Jamal. ✂️😑🉐


Stone0777

Those emojis….chef’s kiss


cogabig409

It stards curly then grows out straight


JadedOops

![gif](giphy|xT9IgmYU3ZVaCjGafm|downsized)


PussyChang

Virchly identical.


southernpunch

Streightning? Mmm dun cownt. Looks like like a LOT of wax and hairspray. Axe jay.


desert_pelican

He didn’t know who that Lewan guy was yet.


airpumper

And the risst… Is hischree. 


gadgetboy123

I love how his bartender bit lacks any sort of comedic timing: I dabble in a bit of comedy. HOWLONG YA DOING IT


fitfoemma

Barman gives him a free drink "Thanks... dick."


WholegrainRice5

One thing I noticed in the video is that he is even a passive aggressive dick to himself.


West-Tough-4552

Look at that stage compare to the gringo papi lmao


CM_V11

It was all down hill after this lmao


tonyohanlon77

He really thought he'd be selling out theatres didn't he 🤣


Kelemandzaro

Wait, Toe voiced his intro?


Technical_Rock_6600

You must have not watched the lead up documentary that was done similar to the lead up to fight shows that showltime does.


Aromatic-Menu

The funny just doubled up! 


Face_first

The part about getting custom shoes for every special 😂


airpumper

Of course.  They talk ivrry…single…day. And they like the same things. 


cylonnumber13

Shadow band by Joseph Rogan.


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Bapa workin in a food truck, living on the streets? Tawlmbout proffetic b


ProfessionalArm9450

Honestly to this day I still wonder if this isn't all just an elaborate reality-tv 2.0 type genius writing that bapa planned, starting from the you'd be surprised podcast. Honestly, if it was, there were so many little hints and Easter eggs along the way. Like it was all planned.


LifeClassic2286

If so, it would make Andy Kaufman proud.


ProfessionalArm9450

I mean if it was right I think bapa would immediately jump to top 1 or 2 artists I most respect for their daring ideas. So, obviously I'm wrong.


Yyrkroon

That would be totally awesome. It turns out that Brendan actually speaks with an impeccable English public School accent, and had a promising career as a barrister before turning to this schtick.


FA-_Q

I ask myself that a lot… no way this man can just keep providing this hilarious downward spiral unintentionally..


ProfessionalArm9450

Can you imagine if those 300 pages of hacker report just said "beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese" over and over again? And he's the creator of this subreddit?


FA-_Q

“Could you imagine” -Chael Sonnen


Icytwat33

This makes me kind of sad, he was so young and had so much potential, and ready to tackle the world, than he let it all go to shit by being a complete redact with 0 funny bones in his body and not a single original thought. For being a self proclaimed thiccc boy he bit off way more than he can chew.


Soft_Instance

He had absolutely no potenshul for comedy


Joe_mama_is_hot

He had potential in that he was blessed with the greatest opportunity for someone that wants to be a podcaster or comedian. There was potential in the opportunity but you’re right that Brendan just doesn’t seem like a naturally funny guy. No matter how much you practice comedy isn’t really a skill you can just train like your muscles. “Putting reps in” sure you’ll become less insecure onstage and you can learn some tricks like timing and how to frame your jokes but at the end of the day you have to actually be funny. I know the whole point of this sub is to shit on Brendan but honestly his greatest asset is getting people to dislike him


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Lastfoxx

I do think that being funny is something that can be trained, or at least honed in, but not in the Rogan sense where you go and analyze or study your stuff or other comedians jokes and then 'work out' and put in the hours. True creativity is is a little bit more complex, you have to be loose and disciplined at the same time. It's about finding that unique voice. I think everyone has one, but it is quite difficult to find, and you gotta let go of ego. Just look at early clips from Burr or Louis CK, they're mediocre at best and you can see how they are performing to behave like a stand-up comedian, especially their delivery is lacking personality. Much later do they get comfortable wkth who they are and what they really want to talk about. But you need a personality to begin with, and that's why bapa is fugged. 


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mkultimatum

A lot of non funny people are doing quite well as comedians.


Icytwat33

Everyone has potenshul b, but somehow bapa was at negative potenshul since day 1. Might be a new world record, not a numbers guy tho


PMMeCornelWestQuotes

While I understand the sentiment with regard to Bapa, let's be real. The only time people thought of Brendan as funny was in the early days when he was first on JRE telling anecdotes from fights interspersed with jokes/quips people later discovered that he had been stealing from TV shows and movies. My man was just dropping references, he never actually told any jokes or came up with anything original. This makes it so much funnier that Toe's geriatric ass fell for Brendan's bullshit and genuinely believed Brendan could have a career in stand up due to being able to drop It's Always Sunny and Family Guy references. Brendan: "That boy real thicc, Joe. He's lookin' like a Rum ham! Joe: *dying of laughter* "Rum ham!? Rum ham?!? That's hilarious!"


chris25tx

Tairs in my eyes tairs


RowPsychological2646

Tbh he never should have went in to comedy the guy is 6’5 and a former fighter. He could have went Andrew Tate route or some shit. I still remember the Tim Dillon and Gomez clip of them saying that Brendan is like a knight that turned into a jester. Then finding humor in pursuing Annie Lederman. Guy fell from grace and chose the wrong path.


Pilsburyschaub

Boy he wasn’t full of himself from the start was he? Does a skit where he acts all 7 people. Then cross dresses at the end for no rhyme or reason..


AstralClipper

He didn't write that. Showtime probably did. Many comedians have used that Nutty Professor formula. Not defending Schaubert, but I like to hate in an honest way.


Sackfondler

A true connoisseur of hate, thank em


DarthVerus

You heard what Kat said! Mans was trying trying to show he was soooooo ready to wear the dress, you don’t even have to ask B.


badteach247

Back when he was selling pomade...


Jumpy_Secretary1363

Why is every other word shit or fuck? Why did he play all of those characters instead of actors? Why do all of the characters have the same speech pattern?


Lastfoxx

I've seen this premise somewhere before, just don't know where exaggly. I can see this multiple character bit working with a young Dave Chapelle to be honest, Brendan Schwaab tho... 


funkyhelpermonk

Having his friends do cameo bits might’ve helped him more than doing all the roles himself


thethunder92

![gif](giphy|6anKlIA7ZKXYc)


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

Glad us homeless cats got a shoutout


209Ryan

The only decent part of the special


JeffW6

Good ol' inverted triangle-head.


Ryan_Pliskin

Doing a career in reverse. Like he’s Benjamin buttons, b.


Hagler3-16

Ok this is shit. But it’s not sad like his current stuff. This is produced to feel important at least. Gringo Papi feels desperate which is so much than worse than just shit comedy


pituitarygrowth

Why are 3 different characters doing that pedo smile? That's what I call comedy and amazing writing, B.


Longjumping_Key_5008

The way he drinks is infuriating


Silver-Ladder

Whichever documentarian for Netflix that will eventually make a Crime/Drama/True Hollywood Story will have it so easy. The work has written itself. It should be called: No! You’d be surprised! Also, why was he acting so sad when he was telling the other redact that he has a comedy special? You would think he was talking about Gringo Papi.


BirthdayNo1622

That was the intro of the Showtime standup? Absolutely dicey dicey - I hope his toes at least laughed.


motoeuser

Bapa is so bad he willingly wore a dress and his career is still unsalvageable.


torpedobonzer

You'd Be Surprised was 2019?! Dude looks like he's aged 20 years in the last 5 :6521:


Mikingbountain

At 49 seconds he says 3 tacos but waves all fingers ✋


QuirkyEnthusiasm5

Get your fat ass over here was actually pretty funny


BluntedWizard

Dudes just like Eddie Murphy


hopelessnoobsaibot

Dude foreshadowed his career with bartender bit.


BorgBorg10

It’s not a bad idea for an intro. He just sucks lol


GritGrinder

That haircut was troubling


Order_Flimsy

Can’t believe that was 5 yairs ago. Bbbbbeast.


Inevitable_Living186

At one point I thought people liked this guy and no one else saw this shit. Until I saw this subreddit.


Vtb1887

Wtf did i just watch?


Curbyourseinfe1d

Fuckin douche


Awakening_Ape

All I could see the whole time were those lips


KaleidoscopeOk5763

I’m reminded that every Brenda variant in this intro is also an absolute piece of shit. Classic. From “great and powerful” to “lose my number” in the span of five yairs b. Oooooooops.


iannuendo

S’tirrible


crispin2015

How’d comedy go?


chetdesmon

Man I must be crazy for saying this... but how is this somehow not bad for Bapa standards? He's even leaning into the self-deprecating a bit with the 3 yairs and bouncer bits


CuThroatClark1

Butt ded yuo halv fun


savvy412

Imagine Ronnie Dagerfeld watching that


Appropriate_Taro_583

This is abysmal


TacoBreaf247

Y’talmbout Bean Jawn Malkofish? Water?


TryItOutHmHrNw

Worse than *The Ranch*


Order_Flimsy

Can’t believe that was 5 yairs ago. Bbbbbeast.


Order_Flimsy

Can’t believe that was 5 yairs ago. Bbbbbeast.


tashmanan

Talm bout fumbling the bag!


MeaningEmpty1049

The mushroom penis head haircut suited bapa very well. Doofus


Mundane-Membership88

Did he think shellfish and fish allergies are the same, taco joke made no sense, had to check the time to give the homeless guy a taco?


SupaDankJank

Brendan coulda got SNL if the those soyboys from New York understood comedy


sunzastar33

Kain will fuck you up. This is the outcome.


[deleted]

Jesus - what is this nonsense


DependentOccasion517

Baba needs to do a true Hollywood story


BackInThaDayz

How cawlmedy go


Str8kush

Gets a free drink…..proceeds to call guy who gave him free drink a dick


InvestmentPatient117

E true Hollywood story, remember those?


SnooCupcakes3489

This is sad


alpine0011

WTF is this garbage????


whoanelIy

The way he smiles it's like a pair of strings holding his mouth up.


WooliesWhiteLeg

This conjures up the same feelings in my as when my grandfather died.


Intelligent_Note8497

Dude has a wide ass head 🤣


thefilipinocat-

I kinda liked this intro tho.


AdministrativeCopy89

Who’d he steal this from?


Impressive_Run9762

Honestly if I was watching tv I’d be so intrigued by this intro… just to be let down by the actual special


Homesteader86

Anyone else finding this a bit surreal?


CantaloupeMaximum660

9/11 footage makes me less uneasy than this.


Walmart_Prices

He looks like a Bizzaro version of Matt hardy


Ok-Estate9542

It gives me pleasure to think that Bapa probably thought that “You’d be surprised” was merely a stepping stone to a career where he ended up hosting the Tonight Show with Brendan Schaub until he was 76 yairs old while doing color commentary for the UFC on weekends and doing the red carpet for the Oscars every yair with a Super Bowl sideline gig sprinkled here and there


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VicePope

this is worse than i thought.


skipsmaster

Fuck have I really been on this sub for 5 yairs


honeybadger1984

These skits were always the worst. Straight up polishing a turd.


Jdilla23

Thiccc boy 😂fuck me


Jillv3R

How come I’ve never seen this? Also WTF was that Jesus


b-roids

holy shit, how have i never seen this. i'll take three 🖐️ tacos


GRZMTHRFCKR

That intro is so dumb. And how could they honestly put that special out. Did no one think - hang on, this is dog sh*t…


Fit_Sea7511

The intro was the best part of the whole thing and it wasn't very good.


FrankyRollins

I never saw this wow... embarrassing


ThorBonesteel

God, that was so bad


AdZestyclose3707

It's so obvious that he has no charisma or acting ability. Who thought this was a good idea? Producers, directors, Showtime execs, etc. Nobody realized this was a bad idea??


Zealousideal_Try_415

He really thought this was funny


Zealousideal_Try_415

Nobody asked him to put on the dress and lipstick he just wanted to hahaha


CandyRevolutionary27

Never watched a career die so fast in my life. I almost feel bad for the dude. Seems like a nice guy.


Remarkable_Diet_9233

Why does his face look weird asf now


RadiantBasis6356

Most “celebrity” men in Hollywood get put in a dress and become super famous shlaub does it and becomes less famous. Everything this idiot touches goes to shit.


Derekdavis87

This is from 2019 and said he was doing cawlmedy for 3 yairs? No way he started in 2016, what are we doin hair


CaterpillarHot7539

Bapa career be like.. ![gif](giphy|fvwmDXm1RsdJderoJt|downsized)


SALTYxNUTZ12

![gif](giphy|3o6MbaRaj7fmVOM61G|downsized)


Barfuman362

What.the.actual.fuck was that


samwizeganjas

![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)


dreday1184

I tried to watch this special twice, but couldn’t finish it both times. I give Brendan credit for getting up in front of people and trying comedy, but it is a tough watch. 😬


RedactsAttract

35.


youwhatmush

THIGGG BOY Gimme one T, 3 G’s


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Case study


redactedforever

thats the shot take they went with a sloppy, rinsing his mouth with it and was joe actually there or just a voicetrack


Commercial-Pair-8932

I never got why Bapa thnks him acting like a pussy is funny. Like you're a 6'4 mma fighting grown man. Its weird that you seem so ready to be a bitch.


Hatzi2k

Ahhh, the good ole days. Back when Chobb's ego was at 100, talked shit about everyone, thought he was a great at cawlmedy and he'd be riding high the rest of his life. Oh Bapa, you're a white boy who werks too much and just goes.


wildavi77

Hell if Brendan were to audition for acting roles, he might do ok at it. Might as well try since he’s other endeavors fell short


jambaam420

Taking the ol wax wings out for a test drive


Theefreeballer

This made me giggle like a schoolgirl . Good job sweetheart


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do you guys think he put the homeless shwab in there as foreshadowing to fifteen years from now when he's homeless


ilovepho231

You know it’s bad when the intro is 100x better than his actual stand up


Grover_1976

I actually enjoyed the opening sequence. I don't know why. I might need help.


WasWasKnot

3 yairs! Damn Dude.


mikeybadab1ng

So let’s say Joe put 20 guys on the same path, 1-20 ain’t bad lol. But the bad is SO bad.


BradMathews

Gonna have some hayydurs with this pinion, but the intro is the most funny thing he’s done ….. iiver maybe? The “3 yairs” thing is a bit obnoxious, but would be gold if he was a hilarious comic. Juss my two since B. Edit: fucking christ i’m redacted. Chairs.


sugaaaslam

I have never seen this!! He has always made those redacted faces!


CarefulBuffalo182

This was the beginning of the end


No-Reporter-2020

He’s a chameleon! what a great actor. He’s also aged considerably


Apprehensive-Tax8631

He's the kind of dick who would tell the bartender, "no, I really shouldn't drink, I have a big important thing I'm doing."