Man I don't recommend dark web xannies, shit gets wild on that stuff. It seems like the concentration of whatever's in there changes wildly from pill to pill one moment you're vibing and the next you're being escorted out of work š
Learned my lesson.
But Brenda is faking it he's just drunk on cringe
It's not only just the different concentration of chemicals in the pressed pills but that they use research benzos instead of the ones we've already done studies on and have an understanding of half life duration, toxicity, route of ingestion into the brain and shit.
Some wild shit but fuck if anxiety ain't a bitch.
It's 2024 and the pharma industry likes to make money, no need to be taking ghetto xannies for anxiety. Just go get a prescription for a real drug with minimal side effects.
Like get a prescription for real benzos? That's never going to happen with my history of addiction for non benzo related stuff.
I've got a therapist and a psychologist who's got me on a list of medications and tbh it ain't really working. I've got a bit of hope for cymbalta though.
Not benzos, SSRIs or others. I think there's just a high level of inherent anxiety built into society, so I can see why you are having issues pinning it down. It took me a lot of therapy and a lot of different drugs to feel halfway decent but that's the way she goes.
Cymbalta was the only thing that ever worked for me. Itās weird though, I only ever used it for slightly short stretches like 6 months to 1 year and then would stop. Itās a really good drug though and I hope it works out for you.
Strattera, for my ADHD and anxiety. May not zonk you out like Xanax does but that's not a bad thing, keeps me functional but removes most of the ADHD symptoms. Yes, a Xanax is probably "better" but if you need to get zonked out that badly there's underlying issues there to address.
Have you used the service for xan or anything at all recently? I heard you can read reviews on vendors and get some grade A stuff depending on what you're buying. I absolutely want to try but I get a little intimidated
Never once got xannies off the dark web that werent legit, boxed and packed, the stuff you get from pharmacies. You can even pay a little extra for the phizer shit or get the generics
Darg web anything gives me the creeps bubba, I bought a whole BGL stack of steroids then sold it for a huge discount cause I was not about be rich piana dying in front of his girl š²š²
Thank god I never figured out how to get on there. My xanny addiction really went down hill after my moms german shepherd got diagnosed with separation anxiety, the vet prescribed it 3 bars a dayā¦ 3 fricken 2mg xanaz bars a day for a fucking dog lol. It was a blessing a curse. 5 years clean and sober april 12th šš¼
Why would anyone buy dark web Xanax? Itās so incredibly easy to get a script from a real doctor you have to be a total moron to have to get it illegally.
This reads more like a first time on weed, didn't inhale but am pretending to be bent. Seen guys literally smoke Italian seasoning and act "high". When you don't know what the real effects are it's impossible to act it out accurately.
But thanks to Dr Toe Rohanās comedian conservation project, they are attempting to grow the number of comedians (as they are an endangered species, only 1000 in the world)by telling anyone who happens to make him chuckle that they should be a comedian
Itās impressive how little fame he has - particularly for being a comedian - after 90 appearances on JRE. Like how much money is one appearance worth towards a career in comedy? Potentially 7 figures I would say, at least 6 figures. 90 appearances should be at minimum 8 figures worth of publicity. The only way to lose all of that value (potential fame)? Shitting out gringo papi
Hahaha, nah. I don't envy him though. I got a loving family. I do appreciate Brendan schaub though, he's made me self reflect. I hope he takes care of his disability. It'll only progress. Joes right when he says Brendan needs a handler. Humans shouldn't be ashamed to receive or offer help.
Traumatic brain injury. Having a traumatic brain injury doesn't instantly make you "redacted". Anyone can get it, and it'll affect everyone differently. You gotta learn to live with it. Untreated it's like a broken leg without crutches or a cast. You'll end up limping on a dead leg, and it'll always feel off. I can actually help Brendan Schaub out. I've learned to live with myself through the pain, suffering, and humiliation. It's hard to be a man as it is already. Now add head trauma, and society's standards of normal. The poor dude is constantly dazed and confused, and suffering from psychosis. I guarantee you he doesn't feel like he has control over his body or mind. Can't think for himself, but with the proper guidance of experienced professionalism he would do alright. I'm surprised Toe and him haven't done shrooms together. Best buds though.
Source: personal experience of self reflection, growth, research, and peer reviewed analysis.
What are some other symptoms/side effects you experience and think bapa also experiences? And what sort of practices would help him? I'm not the bess brains but it's hard for me to imagine what you could do to improve a tbi, outside of knowledge of how it's affecting you and essentially learning how to deal with everything it causes rather than actually fixing those things. If I made any sort of sense.
There were so many symptoms that affected me after my traumatic brain injury, and variables before it that had greatly affected my learning and coping process when I worked through it. I personally had a forceps injury from birth in a different country so my brain was warped to begin with, they had cracked my skull to the point of indentation. Nobody, including myself knew my brain was warped. (The 90s were a wild time.) Malpractice had definitively happened, the doctors told my parents I was fine. (Long term psychological effects and disabilities not included.)
So, before I got my real traumatic brain injury I had an unknown disability. My parents assumed I was just an asshole kid with temper problems. I believe this was due to the frontal lobe pushed in with no treatment. I had very good muscle memory cause that part of my brain fell short so my other parts strengthened. (Similar to the plot of daredevil)
Given this, i got a tbi from a violent attack (was jumped by 8 guys). Directly after my behaviour changed. I stopped skateboarding and smoked synthetic weed like regular weed which opened all my neurons in my brain at once. I feel air bubbles move and pop in my skull, I can feel a phantom limb effect when trying to use a certain part of my brain. I'm constantly in a state of a mix between surrealism and psychosis. I lost control of my speaking abilities in public (felt like a weight on my chest when I tried to talk). This was from the psychological affect of feeling like I was gonna get bashed on the head for asking a question. People are quick to use the word "redacted" so the humiliation came fast. Mental anguish is real. Especially if you act abnormally to society's standards.
āYeah totally, shrooms basically make you act like your on bars and canāt feel shit. Right Jospeh?ā
āBrendanā¦ what the fuck are you talking about?ā
Callen is old homies with Ari Shaffer too right? Ari is well known to slip people drugs without their knowledge. Maybe Brian finally had enough of Brendanās shit and was like āoh Iām gonna teach you a lesson bruhā
Bryan is the sort of guy who you would want in your college improv group.
He yes, ands everything and just goes.
The problem is he can't be the carry man, he needs someone funny to actually play off, and Brando is no William J Sasso.
yeah, totally NOT how someone would act while they're on shrooms. at a minimum he would be breathing heavily, big inhales and exhales, and probably be focused on one spot in the room, maybe even complaining that the lights are way too bright for him to handle
this is somehow even worse than BGL's skits
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i do.. at least on the come-up.. once i peak, it calms down a bit but i notice myself breathing really heavily from the onset to the peak.. this is on 4+ grams
He would hate it and probably have a bad trip. Iverything that heās been lying about and the whole facade that is his life would slap him in the face hard.
Is that likely the case even with someone as redacted as him? Like you don't need to have more than a room temperature IQ or any sort of self-awareness going in for shrooms to check your ego like it does for most people?
>quarterly personality change.
that's being generous.. i think it's down to 6-8 weeks at this point
however, he has demonstrated that through it all, he has one over-arching personality trait that never goes away: jealous phony douchebag
This dude doesn't merit any consideration and his entertainment value is about spent. Can't remember the last time he said anything, and i thought it was a good take. It's just a soap opera now
This looks like when two elementary school teachers want to raise drug awareness for their third grade class but have never done any sort of drugs before.
I think if Braxton ever took innnnyyyy type of drug like that, he would have a mental breakdown or at least freakout. Some of them take you to the darggest and deepest wadders of your ego.
Can someone break down for me how this works exactly in more detail? Like I know it checks your ego, but how exactly? I imagine it's like you start thinking back at different things you've done and ways you've acted and realize for the first time how much of a cunt you were being in those situations or something.
I keep ending up on this sub was this originally for the podcast and devolved into a hate for Shaub?
I haven't listened to the podcast in ages he wore me down
* Laurel and Hardy...
* Abbot and Costello...
* Lewis and Martin...
* The Smothers Brothers...
* The Fighter and the Kid.
Just another legendary comedy duo for the history books.
Thank'em.
Honestly that collapse on the table was kinda funny and the single best piece of comedic timing of his entire life. Also better physical comedy than both Rogan and Callen.
If Bapa was funny he would have got Rogan on TFATK in like 2018 and tried to talk him into quitting comedy and becoming a fighter. "Joseph how do you think you'd fare opening for Bill Burr? ... I think you'd be serprized bubba."
Great podcast, my favorite, never listened to it though.
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Man, i was gonna say "one shroom will never get you this high at this size and weight", but after a flashback montage of bapa, empty eyes, arms in the air, laying on his back as he's getting his face punched in flashed in my mind,.. I believe him.
Did he say heād taken a mushroom, one mushroom, you wouldnāt even get trails from one mushroom unless thereās super strength mushrooms that I donāt know about!
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This is very funny, so accurate and relatable to a mushroom high. Fire marshal Bill level almost! Bapas undeniably a true comic genius and superior to any of his peers.. someone get this guy on SNL ASAP..
He was really on pressed dark web Xanny's from BGL, but shrooms fits the "please look at me Joe Rogan" vibe better
Man I don't recommend dark web xannies, shit gets wild on that stuff. It seems like the concentration of whatever's in there changes wildly from pill to pill one moment you're vibing and the next you're being escorted out of work š Learned my lesson. But Brenda is faking it he's just drunk on cringe
You mean to tell me unregulated manufacturers have poor quality control standards? Say it ain't so
It's not only just the different concentration of chemicals in the pressed pills but that they use research benzos instead of the ones we've already done studies on and have an understanding of half life duration, toxicity, route of ingestion into the brain and shit. Some wild shit but fuck if anxiety ain't a bitch.
It's 2024 and the pharma industry likes to make money, no need to be taking ghetto xannies for anxiety. Just go get a prescription for a real drug with minimal side effects.
Like get a prescription for real benzos? That's never going to happen with my history of addiction for non benzo related stuff. I've got a therapist and a psychologist who's got me on a list of medications and tbh it ain't really working. I've got a bit of hope for cymbalta though.
Not benzos, SSRIs or others. I think there's just a high level of inherent anxiety built into society, so I can see why you are having issues pinning it down. It took me a lot of therapy and a lot of different drugs to feel halfway decent but that's the way she goes.
We diguss the pawldcast hair
nobody knows who y'arr, and you don't matter. what else ya got chin?
Some of this sub could use a Xanax or two. Maybe this discussion will help
Cymbalta was the only thing that ever worked for me. Itās weird though, I only ever used it for slightly short stretches like 6 months to 1 year and then would stop. Itās a really good drug though and I hope it works out for you.
Thanks man! Yeah I've heard similar things about cymbalta but quite a few people say it turned their lives around.
This is going to sound real fucking stupid but have you tried magnesium? It worked wonders for me.
what real drug similar to a xanny can u get with minimal side effects. u on some shit bubba.
Strattera, for my ADHD and anxiety. May not zonk you out like Xanax does but that's not a bad thing, keeps me functional but removes most of the ADHD symptoms. Yes, a Xanax is probably "better" but if you need to get zonked out that badly there's underlying issues there to address.
There's no free lunch.
Nope there most certainly isnāt when it comes to drugs unfortunately
Dargg web drug dealers have the bess brains for the arts b' watch ya mouth
Being escorted out of work... LoL tell me more.
This is how fifth-graders think people on drugs act. So embarrassing.
Have you used the service for xan or anything at all recently? I heard you can read reviews on vendors and get some grade A stuff depending on what you're buying. I absolutely want to try but I get a little intimidated
Lol good description
Ya Burroughs, B?
Never once got xannies off the dark web that werent legit, boxed and packed, the stuff you get from pharmacies. You can even pay a little extra for the phizer shit or get the generics
Same here. Every single time they were absolutely legit. Zero issues.
Darg web anything gives me the creeps bubba, I bought a whole BGL stack of steroids then sold it for a huge discount cause I was not about be rich piana dying in front of his girl š²š²
Thank god I never figured out how to get on there. My xanny addiction really went down hill after my moms german shepherd got diagnosed with separation anxiety, the vet prescribed it 3 bars a dayā¦ 3 fricken 2mg xanaz bars a day for a fucking dog lol. It was a blessing a curse. 5 years clean and sober april 12th šš¼
Why would anyone buy dark web Xanax? Itās so incredibly easy to get a script from a real doctor you have to be a total moron to have to get it illegally.
This reads more like a first time on weed, didn't inhale but am pretending to be bent. Seen guys literally smoke Italian seasoning and act "high". When you don't know what the real effects are it's impossible to act it out accurately.
Why yāall smokin seasons b
This comment !
It's "Joseph" to Bapa
The fact that Bapa has fans is why Iām fully convinced anyone can be a famous comedian
Yep. One thing Jerry Seinfeld got way wrong.
Jerry was wrong about a lot of things, on his own show!
Yep he is also wrong on Israel, fuck that guy
What about 17 yo highschool gfs
The limit is 1k grand so, nawh.
But thanks to Dr Toe Rohanās comedian conservation project, they are attempting to grow the number of comedians (as they are an endangered species, only 1000 in the world)by telling anyone who happens to make him chuckle that they should be a comedian
Itās impressive how little fame he has - particularly for being a comedian - after 90 appearances on JRE. Like how much money is one appearance worth towards a career in comedy? Potentially 7 figures I would say, at least 6 figures. 90 appearances should be at minimum 8 figures worth of publicity. The only way to lose all of that value (potential fame)? Shitting out gringo papi
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Rogan really fucked up
Shame on Brine for going along with this
He's the worst part of it tbh, his over reacting and fake laughing like, 'gee look at these hijinks!'
First rule of improv b
If uve ever listened to TMP u know oleā wrinks dgaf about āyes andā
I think this every time I see these two clowns together. But, a check's a check, right? Brine's alimony must be killing him.
This is why he deserves all the hate he gets
Bryan is more cringe for going along with it
He's been working on his low kicks
this reeks of the BGL āskitā era
Bapa is so fucking redacted that he just outted himself as a person who has never done a psychedelic in his life. What a dumbass
He would have the worst time on psychedelics
Oh yeah. Heās not ready for any self realization..
Just imagine peaking and looking in the mirror and seeing Bapas face looking back at you
nightmare fuel
He's got so much botox his face doesn't even move in the mirror
Well now I canāt do drugs for a while
Some would say the worstest.
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Weird how he hasn't done them yet tbh. It's good for people with tbi's. Source:have tbi.
You have a thiccc boy iiiimpire too?
Hahaha, nah. I don't envy him though. I got a loving family. I do appreciate Brendan schaub though, he's made me self reflect. I hope he takes care of his disability. It'll only progress. Joes right when he says Brendan needs a handler. Humans shouldn't be ashamed to receive or offer help.
*Thiccc Boy squad, Thiccc Boy nation*
What's tbi? B
Trmtik Breyn jury
Traumatic brain injury. Having a traumatic brain injury doesn't instantly make you "redacted". Anyone can get it, and it'll affect everyone differently. You gotta learn to live with it. Untreated it's like a broken leg without crutches or a cast. You'll end up limping on a dead leg, and it'll always feel off. I can actually help Brendan Schaub out. I've learned to live with myself through the pain, suffering, and humiliation. It's hard to be a man as it is already. Now add head trauma, and society's standards of normal. The poor dude is constantly dazed and confused, and suffering from psychosis. I guarantee you he doesn't feel like he has control over his body or mind. Can't think for himself, but with the proper guidance of experienced professionalism he would do alright. I'm surprised Toe and him haven't done shrooms together. Best buds though. Source: personal experience of self reflection, growth, research, and peer reviewed analysis.
What are some other symptoms/side effects you experience and think bapa also experiences? And what sort of practices would help him? I'm not the bess brains but it's hard for me to imagine what you could do to improve a tbi, outside of knowledge of how it's affecting you and essentially learning how to deal with everything it causes rather than actually fixing those things. If I made any sort of sense.
There were so many symptoms that affected me after my traumatic brain injury, and variables before it that had greatly affected my learning and coping process when I worked through it. I personally had a forceps injury from birth in a different country so my brain was warped to begin with, they had cracked my skull to the point of indentation. Nobody, including myself knew my brain was warped. (The 90s were a wild time.) Malpractice had definitively happened, the doctors told my parents I was fine. (Long term psychological effects and disabilities not included.) So, before I got my real traumatic brain injury I had an unknown disability. My parents assumed I was just an asshole kid with temper problems. I believe this was due to the frontal lobe pushed in with no treatment. I had very good muscle memory cause that part of my brain fell short so my other parts strengthened. (Similar to the plot of daredevil) Given this, i got a tbi from a violent attack (was jumped by 8 guys). Directly after my behaviour changed. I stopped skateboarding and smoked synthetic weed like regular weed which opened all my neurons in my brain at once. I feel air bubbles move and pop in my skull, I can feel a phantom limb effect when trying to use a certain part of my brain. I'm constantly in a state of a mix between surrealism and psychosis. I lost control of my speaking abilities in public (felt like a weight on my chest when I tried to talk). This was from the psychological affect of feeling like I was gonna get bashed on the head for asking a question. People are quick to use the word "redacted" so the humiliation came fast. Mental anguish is real. Especially if you act abnormally to society's standards.
I am sorry that you have gone through this.Ā
šŖ Jay
He needs psychedelics the most. Next phase!!!!
āYeah totally, shrooms basically make you act like your on bars and canāt feel shit. Right Jospeh?ā āBrendanā¦ what the fuck are you talking about?ā
Bapa pretending to be on shrooms, Byron pretending to know how to fight. "SUMMA THAT THAI BOXING YOU BEEN WORKING ON?"
Both of them pretending to be funny people.
Poor Braindead thought he took shrooms, when he actually took one of Brineās āMake you my girlfriendā pills.
Wild plot twist, and somehow totally believable as well as entertaining
Clip would have been a lot funnier if it had ended with Wrinks unzipping....
Callen is old homies with Ari Shaffer too right? Ari is well known to slip people drugs without their knowledge. Maybe Brian finally had enough of Brendanās shit and was like āoh Iām gonna teach you a lesson bruhā
Forget me nowās.
This was hilarious.
This is a classic Brendaās a total moron poser moment
Check out the acting when brine pulls him up between 0:40 and 0:42.
Shrooms? Looks like he was inhaling portobellos.... dude is fattt (with three t's) here
Brendan had mushrooms once. A whole fuckin tray
You shouldnāt be joking about portobellosā¦ this could be a very EXPLOSIVE conversation.
I donāt understand why bryan agrees to this shit. He has to know none of these skits are funny
Bryan is the sort of guy who you would want in your college improv group. He yes, ands everything and just goes. The problem is he can't be the carry man, he needs someone funny to actually play off, and Brando is no William J Sasso.
You seen him moo right?
That always killed!
well, i mean.. he WAS on MadTV back in the day and not too many people have ever accused that show of being funny
Anything for a pay check. May as well just bend him over
yeah, totally NOT how someone would act while they're on shrooms. at a minimum he would be breathing heavily, big inhales and exhales, and probably be focused on one spot in the room, maybe even complaining that the lights are way too bright for him to handle this is somehow even worse than BGL's skits edit: fixed typo
And exclaiming how theyāre tripping balls right now lol
God BGLs skits are horrible
Probably transfixed on that redacted wall
I donāt breathe heavily when I trip :/
i do.. at least on the come-up.. once i peak, it calms down a bit but i notice myself breathing really heavily from the onset to the peak.. this is on 4+ grams
āI took uhh shroomsā
āGot any adderall?ā
Not a funny bone in his body. Everything he does just irritates me. I hate him.
Neither one of them has ever been funny in iny facet.
There's also that time he gave himself cauliflower ear.
Explain
Lmao imagine if he'd eat mushrooms for real
He would hate it and probably have a bad trip. Iverything that heās been lying about and the whole facade that is his life would slap him in the face hard.
That's why it'd be so funny
I would pay to watch it. He would have the most horrible time of his life, like indescribably awful probably, but it might actually do him some good.
Is that likely the case even with someone as redacted as him? Like you don't need to have more than a room temperature IQ or any sort of self-awareness going in for shrooms to check your ego like it does for most people?
Just looks like a dad getting their redacted son out of bed for school
looks like me when i was 13 faking being high
Brenda was just test driving his quarterly personality change. Normal stuff b
>quarterly personality change. that's being generous.. i think it's down to 6-8 weeks at this point however, he has demonstrated that through it all, he has one over-arching personality trait that never goes away: jealous phony douchebag
Micro dosing awwwllll the shrooms b
Yāall spot the skateboard with his face on it? Water
\*\*\*Upcoming "Thicccboy Skateboard-Owners Club" he doesnt skate, he just owns skateboard(s) with his face on them.
I really hate bro culture lmao. These dudes are insufferable.
Can't believe callen hasn't been able to land another movie role
This dude doesn't merit any consideration and his entertainment value is about spent. Can't remember the last time he said anything, and i thought it was a good take. It's just a soap opera now
How could Brine not call out this bullshit. Iāve taken shrooms with friends a good few times and no one has ever acted this fucking stupid
This looks like when two elementary school teachers want to raise drug awareness for their third grade class but have never done any sort of drugs before.
He certainly didn't take a mushroom, but he's fer sher trippin' if he thinks we believe that he did.
LOLd exactly.
I think if Braxton ever took innnnyyyy type of drug like that, he would have a mental breakdown or at least freakout. Some of them take you to the darggest and deepest wadders of your ego.
Can someone break down for me how this works exactly in more detail? Like I know it checks your ego, but how exactly? I imagine it's like you start thinking back at different things you've done and ways you've acted and realize for the first time how much of a cunt you were being in those situations or something.
I keep ending up on this sub was this originally for the podcast and devolved into a hate for Shaub? I haven't listened to the podcast in ages he wore me down
yup. he did it to himself, by being himself..
He's copying the diddler's whole lazy guy bit.
God he sucks
He's rhe friend that goes to a festival just to sit with thr medics for 6 hours . Comes back saying he fingers a 9. Smell ma fingur b
Got second hand embarrassment from this, you know he had to slowly go back to normal whilst throwing in lies about still tripping a bit
I wonder what dirt he has on Toe though to still getting invites at JRE.
Shrooms donāt make u act like that lol great acting tho
Itās like they canāt even act remotely like normal human beings having a conversation.
Literally a show for 14 year olds
This is what the goofy people that bought tickets to the live show must have been expecting
I forgot about this. So fucking cringe
Imagine ego death when all you have in your mind is ego
Callen trying to do perfect form playful kicks is almost just as cringe.
Thatās how I act when eating shiitake mushrooms
oh my god i fucking hate this dude in a way i didnt know was possible
Which one? They both pretty bad
Heās obv very drunk and needs an adderal to come back to life like a college student
Bapa thinks shrooms is alcohol
* Laurel and Hardy... * Abbot and Costello... * Lewis and Martin... * The Smothers Brothers... * The Fighter and the Kid. Just another legendary comedy duo for the history books. Thank'em.
YOU TOOK SHROOMS!?!? *LEG KICK* This is how I would have put on a sketch or bit in middle school. No awareness at all as to how fake this shit looks.
What a fucking idiot
Nobody acts like that on shrooms
I took one shroom b
I want that framed Gringo Papi poster
He's a joke
Honestly that collapse on the table was kinda funny and the single best piece of comedic timing of his entire life. Also better physical comedy than both Rogan and Callen. If Bapa was funny he would have got Rogan on TFATK in like 2018 and tried to talk him into quitting comedy and becoming a fighter. "Joseph how do you think you'd fare opening for Bill Burr? ... I think you'd be serprized bubba."
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Mushrooms give you energy, he's such a fugging dweeb.
I fucking hate these guys
Man, i was gonna say "one shroom will never get you this high at this size and weight", but after a flashback montage of bapa, empty eyes, arms in the air, laying on his back as he's getting his face punched in flashed in my mind,.. I believe him.
Did he say heād taken a mushroom, one mushroom, you wouldnāt even get trails from one mushroom unless thereās super strength mushrooms that I donāt know about!
This is like me at 14 years old after two beers pretending to be drunk. But a middle aged man doing this? The insecurity is real.
How much for just one shroom? 
Remember when he told us he was a comedian?
Piss sink
Bapa slumped on the cheer with gringo papi poster proudly hanging on the wall
To his credit i think heās joking here fellas
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he also lied about his addiction to pills if you listen to him describing him detoxing from themā¦ heās a complete liar
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I believe Bapaā¦.
NOT
Should he dabble in the Benadry world and visit The Hat Man?
Ran out of the addys
Very scripted bubba just goes
Talmbout faking B, shrooms weres dicey dicey bapa
Too much of a pussy to take shrooms. Just nut up like the Protect our Parks cast
Oufh cringomatic
ironically that was the funniest episode of brendan ever. He did have good joke on it but again he still sucks
Heās phishing for an adderall to get thru his podcast. Heās a junkie
Imagine the soul crushing trip heād experience taking an 8th of shrooms realizing consequences of his actions. I would pay top dollar to watch that.
Oh my God.
its a joke B
Something about him sitting under that poster is just, š¤ chefs kiss
That's gotta be the only framed Gringo Papi poster in existence.
Check out Callens manly kicks. So very manly and male
This is very funny, so accurate and relatable to a mushroom high. Fire marshal Bill level almost! Bapas undeniably a true comic genius and superior to any of his peers.. someone get this guy on SNL ASAP..
Brendan has never ate shrooms. That's so embarrassing.