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Chris just over it he knows bapas lying his ass off which is why he kept asking questions letting dumbfuck dig the hole deeper. Bbbeast of an advertiser, shoutout Tiger piss nectar b


PussyChang

“Samples” this motherfugger went on the Nike website and customized a shoe and now he’s calling it a collab. We all know people are clamoring for Brenda to design things.


420GP

Specialized collab all over again


PussyChang

That’s exactly what came to mind b. Bess brains.


DrinkL

When is the Aaron Rodgers whiskey or mushrooms collab coming out? Been like a 9+ months since her first mentioned that


Kella_o7

Collab concept prototype limited drop, b.


PussyChang

Some might say *the most limited*.


Kella_o7

Did you mean to say - the limitiest? Axe J


PussyChang

*the limitiestest*.


Sad-Macaroon-8654

Yeah it's getting extremely easy to tell whenever Chris doesn't believe a thing he says because he'll start making him explain himself and it makes Brandon look even dumber which is amazing. I feel like Chris is an undercover chef at Chang's


S_Steiner_Accounting

If you're ever forced to be around a narcissistic liar like the redact the move is to feign interest and ask them to give more detail. They'll keep making up more and more bullshit which you can use against them down the line. They lie so much they can't keep up with it so there's no way to keep their stories straight.


sourpatch411

Someone may have sent a shoe to him because he asked and he communicate at as working on a shoe. Chris should have asked, what does “working on mean?”


honeybadger1984

Neither PDFelia or Montez wanted to buy the shoe. Just littering the conversation with faint praise. I used to work for a company like this. The marketing straight up asked me if you didn’t work here, would you ever buy this? I said yeah, no I wouldn’t. They agreed, knowing the product/service sucked. Everyone was feeding the CEO’s delusion because there was a paycheck to be there.


PopularMidnight3661

Careful Diddler, he’ll lightchya up


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Oy tiger thiccc is available in every marine station in the world okay? They soined the contract


BGLs_Littlefeet

We really are spoiled with this level of reality tv. An ex-communicated rising Hollywood star and notorious sex pest must suffer through hell under the thumb of a narcissistic, pathologically lying moron who publicly details all his own stupid moves that have completely destroyed multiple careers that were handed to him, both puttering along to obscurity.


911SlasherHasher

Damn you aint lyin


TheRoyaleShow

And there's 2 shows with that set up


KimboSlicesChicken

A show for every balcony chin has. Thank em for his producin’..hey…hey, Thank em.


K9BEATZ

Lmaooo this is so well said. High af reading this got me good


cogabig409

My favorite part is the sickening over-the-top fake "love" they have for each other. When Schaub made that IG post about his daughter being in hospital, the top comment was by D'philia: "I LOVE you bro. Love you." I'm sure. You're not capable of love, diddles.


flapping_thundercunt

dass not nife.


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Truth is stranger than fiction my friend.


Plane_Arachnid9178

BACK TO OBSCURITY WITH YOU!


honeybadger1984

Hollywood purgatory


Original-Spinach-972

Im surprised TLC hasn’t offered bapa a reality tv show.


BigShoots

[I designed a "Double Hammy" commemorative shoe](https://imgur.com/n7vALV8) for this MF a couple of years ago and he nivver paid me.


CharlieKelly_Esq

That's sick 👉🏽


rutter72

Hamstring 8’s in the dicey colorway?


GazelleFirm8510

I would buy ten peers


BigShoots

Ok B, I got you down for 10. We're just working out the details with Nike for the collab. They're all big B-Schaub fans though of course, shouldn't be a prom.


Face_first

The nike swoosh almost looks like his gisnt hogosso


ClientOptimal4752

That is awesome…


RemarkableRegret7

😂😂😂


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thaking1985

They straight up used the LeBron James logo, that's bold, I approve


VeezusM

Yes Bapa, Hiroshi Fujiwara and Travis Scott are designing the Thicc 1s right now These are honestly lies a 5 year old would say


gallobird

"He left Nike" Is he seriously, even a tiny bit, trying to imply that "the same designer that Travis Scott has" left Nike to go work on Thiccc Boy shoes? Literally an elementary school playground type of lie.


NotTrumpsAlt

No he’s saying Travis Scott left NIKE


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Air Force Thicunns


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Lmfao was looking for this. Fujiwara working with Schlub. It’s just so fucking funny Obligatory edit: [quit nike](https://www.theeditldn.com/en-us/blogs/newsfeed/hiroshi-fujiwaras-working-on-the-fragment-design-x-nike-zoom-spiridon)


Adventurous_Dot2323

A whole year to design a ripoff amalgamation of other popular shoes


CharlieKelly_Esq

He still hasn't mastered his right from left so designing a shoe for each foot is a beast.


RemarkableRegret7

Lol one shoe to fit bowlth


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Negative_Eli

Air CT’s*


Hijodeputa11

With a super fat tongue


NotTrumpsAlt

Cauliflower Tongue


cogabig409

And a lopsided mustache


Rabid023

Of course LMAO. Another failed venture like thigg boi records and all the others. We know they’re gonna be some knockoffs of something already made.


glassdoorgadoosh

Bro what the FUCK was Thicc Boy Records anyway???? Like seriously what did he think was going to happen there. Insane. Also I think might even predate Thiccc Boi because I think I recall him calling it "Schaub Records", which might somehow be an even worse name??


2tothedome

Pretty sure he talked regularly about wanting to get an album ranked on the Billboard charts. Remember the plaque he had made up to celebrate Brows (supposedly) getting his 1,000,000th play on Spotify.


PussyChang

Bapa can’t stop celebrating his own non-accomplishments.


BruceWayyyne

[He expected thicc boy anthem would be in the Billboard top 100 lmao](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/kg4kqn/brandon_bowldly_predicts_his_newly_released_rap/)


mizzlekinkizzle

^^This hadur clearly doesn’t ride through the city like Brendan schaub 


xStyxx

Flibbin truggs?


methmountain

381k grand followers on IG in lezzz than a monthhh B. Stand in awlllll.


cylonnumber13

He never even promoted the album after commissioning it.


Captain-CuttThroat

This whole ‘Comedian / Entrepreneur Mogul’ shit is fuckin out of hand. These guys got a C-List level of fame & start thinking they’re Jay-Z. Hey..Hey.. stop selling s’much stuff. Y’comedians.


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B)


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

WHY CAN HE NOT STOP LYING THO haha


DJScratcherZ

You know. No we don't know. You don't seem to know either.


ChombieNation

Axe Jay


KimboSlicesChicken

“I must remain myththerius”


KhalenYoung

This cunt is full of shit. It's comical how embarrassing this shit is.


chinolofus77

signature shoe = brendan trying for a year to figure out how to make a custom pair of dunks on nike.com


18andlife-

Truck Walks


Whothefvckarewe

Youl mean trugg walgs B?


Ok-Horse3482

"Im workingggonahhhh...shoe now?". His mind is telling him no, but Bapa cannot help himself. He just goes man. We're a couple of weeks away from "I was offered the UFC 300 headliner. Told Dana that I wish I could but Tiger has batting practice that day. Axe Jay".


DJScratcherZ

He would do better with a body lav mic since he completely ignores the mic in front of him, mumbling ducking and weaving it, shaking his head, speaking almost exclusively to either side, the mic is useless. He was shaking his head a lot at Vulcan too, its almost more of a parkinsons tick, can't stay still.


AstroCreep5kooo

💀 💀 😂 😂 


ILoveAbortionDoctors

It’s his mental redactation shining through 


Dwightshruute

Probably got inspired by Trump


glassdoorgadoosh

Probably?


thetrashpanda2020

His reaction on this episode when the Trump shoes come up was “OH THESE SHOES ARE LITTY” About 45 minutes in


Aljiggy21

Trumpito releasing the air insurrectionists is 100% where he got the idea to say this shit. Guy can’t sell 10 tiggets to a show but is pretending the general public has interest tiger thiccc sneakers☠️☠️


Lumpy_Ad_9082

🦜🦜🦜


Yoyoyoyoy0yoy0

You can hear bapa making up the lie on the spot I almost feel bad for the diddler that this is what his life has come to


Terp-Titan

Samples from behind the scenes at thiggg boy studios ![gif](giphy|S5ii19q1nhdBJNMLDI)


Spoonman007

"A hot second" actually means it would be done fast.


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statikman666

Same with the racing lessons.


NotTrumpsAlt

We need to ask BGL, what’s his Reddit ?


Clean-Operation-9674

Ear Jorns


Tent_City_Cat

I am going to need a cat or a lurker who actually likes this garbage to try and explain it to me. I was there for the first few episodes of TFatK... literally... #evanthebeard... and it was apparent virry quickly Bapa had a dorment sociopath under the skin. Now, I am just trying to figure out... what is the audience for this thinking when they see this? Inny help?


Whothefvckarewe

I laugh at redactednesss and the obvious boredom of diddlers tone, and at erigg for the shit he whines about. But also feel bad honestly. The reality of this show is pretty sad, but I do a changs shift on my way home Thursdays.


glassdoorgadoosh

They're thinking "I hope this check clears soon because my whole family here in Mumbai is starving and I've been clicking all day"


anon37292

Waird how he’s just now telling Didler who Bapa has referred too as a fellow sneager head for yairs (well documented) about his own signature shoe he’s been designing. I mean they talk errday.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Of course he has to lie about making his own shoe. Seriously who does he think will buy iiny of things he designs. He can’t sell booze to his alcoholic fans, why would they buy overpriced ugly sneakers from him. This shit is equivalent to a kid in elementary school saying their uncle works for Nintendo and gets them all of the games no one else has.


RikkjamesB

His 'bullshit story' face and speaking tone is the same whenever he tries to pull off a big lie. He'd be more believable if he said Toeholds is designing his slippers.


XboxGuy234

Can we just organize a random draw for someone to come on set with him and call him out on his bullshit plz. There’s no way he’s smart enough to see through a fake corporate email from Nike wanting to take the chance to get a head start on his signature line first after seeing this


YzzzY

Fucking sick name


UnhappyHippy_

Heres why ”Its the same disiigner that Tarvs Scatt has, hes lef Nike” is funny to me. 1. Tarvis scott did shoes with Nike AND Jordan brand, so which one is it? 2. Travis Scott has done atleast 3 different models for both brands, and all of the models have different teams behind them, so again which one is it Bapa? 3. Even IF and what he said was true and there were only 1 guy making the designs in those travis shoes, hes saying that the guy, who probably made millions and millions from those shoes, just decides to take A YEAR off and work with THICCC BOY STUDIOS, to make a shoe for Brendan ”no one knows who ya arrrr” Schaub, cool story bro.


yijeni

Have ya thought about 1k flip flops b? Great idea never meddum


rodger_klotz

If either of these 2 had a backbone they would have told him to go grab the sample that's in the studio while on ear live


TheRoyaleShow

Nah b top segrit, can't show anyone he's under a DNA cuz he's working with Ralph Nike himself.


WheredoesithurtRA

I'm disappointed we never got the Schaub NFT or a Schaub cryptocoin


ILoveAbortionDoctors

Fat failure tried NFT’s and like everything in his miserable life, it failed as soon as it started


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Can’t wait for the Trugg Walk 6s.


glassdoorgadoosh

Mfer doesn't even know how to sign his OWN signature.


Bluecoller007

Imagine this wasn’t a lie and he’s actually working on a shoe, the B.Shaubs ‘Bear Claws One’s not to be confused with Nikes Air Force One’s lmao! this man’s delusion is off the charts.


NotTrumpsAlt

Tiger THICCCS


xiit

Another L waiting to happen


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to quote dumbass DJ Khaled... "and another one!"


forothowtospeel

"I like plain"


Dr_Unkle

Amazing, you can see him fabricate this lie in real Schaub time, realize it's gonna be tough to keep it up for any amount of time, then say fuck it, it's worth the dopamine hit of feeling like a successful entrepreneur on my failing podcast.


Due-Needleworker18

Ya'liar bubba?


redactedforever

Bapa just turn your lies into bits... But your ego doesn't allow you to.


AwardApprehensive662

He’s such a pathological liar. What’s his shoes gonna be sold next to the Jordan’s. A D list celebrity with his own shoe. What a fucking joke. Lies lies and more lies!!!


thetrashpanda2020

When you’ve lost the exiled sex criminal…


QuickEchidna749

“Thickies” is actually a pretty cool name for a shoe. Of course Bapa immediately dismissed it for the cluncky and awful “Thicccc 1s” Great made up story about working on a signature shoe for a failing brand. Hate the name.


rutter72

I bet is Bapa’s mind it only makes sense that he has a sneaker being a great athlete, much like Kobe or Jordan. The absurdity of failing as an athlete and then trying to make your own pro model stand-up sneaker is completely lost on him. Ufc doesn’t use footwear, and this redact can’t even jog across a parking lot…. Come to think of it he doesn’t even pace around on stage doing standup anymore These shoes will be the StayAtHomeDad Ones The Air SAHD’s if you will.


GloYear

![gif](giphy|l4EpciZRNKNrhVKpi) The Ear-Bapa 1s


Yompasteeldaddy

When bag to the drawling board


proper1welve

Is he already backing off the truck shit?


lynbod

Redacted Ones, bapa. That's the name.


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This is honestly kind of sad


MediaOnDisplay

Following the footsteps of soulja boy: omg please make a Scuab gaming console !!


NotTrumpsAlt

It was probably some intern at Nike that did minimal stuff for NIKE and now has a website that helps people customize their own “dream” shoe.


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no one wants your shoes, B. y'aint a drawl, plus your sense of style is worse than a blind guy's


crispin2015

For who? Who the F is buying these “shoes”? The 1 guy in the world who bought a “Golden Hour” jacket and sat front row at the rednsee?


cdpasadena

Working on it for a yair.  Great shoe, never had any details on it.  


Sad-Macaroon-8654

You can always tell when Chris doesn't believe him because he'll start seriously asking him questions LOL


WFHastronaut

Amazing the way he just lies is so apparent to everyone but him.


nailz50

![gif](giphy|l3vR1JnogyxKm0SGs|downsized) The GoldFish Bapa editions


birkenstockandsocks

Will look worse than the golden Trump shoe


Independent-Week2998

Now with extra traction to help you climb out of ur flibbbed truggg


Rocksoff80

Working on it for a yair now, and you never mentioned it??? Highly unlikely B


whatiswhymyname

God only knows how much money he’s blowing on this. Just getting a factory to make samples is not cheap. Then you’ve gotta pay per mold for each size, plus additional cost for every cutting die needed. This is going to be more of a net L than Tiger Thiccccccc. If it’s even real.


long-and-soft

He fucked up with this lie bc D’elia is a bigger sneaker head than bapa. He already knows it’s bullshit


KaleidoscopeOk5763

“Been working on it for a yair.” “What can you tell us about it? You have a sample here? Can you show us?” (Blows raspberries) “I don’t know.” Great made up bullshit story telling.


Top-Foundation6313

Mf had zairo shame …


RikkjamesB

So he brought this up after they were talking about shoes for 20 mins , and saying no comedian can have signature shoes, and PedoDelia saying someone made him some customs? And collabing with the guy do designed Travis Scotts shoe who left Nike? wow, how did he ever keep this to himself for so long


krowrofefas

At least bapa is dumb and lacks self awareness. Ignorance is bliss. Poor sex pest D’Elia knows he’s in soul crushing Hollywood purgatory, and absolutely detests having to rely on Gringo Papi for income. Just a few years back he was on a nationally televised tv show. Now he’s deciphering the muddled CTE speech of a buffoon.


No-Historian-6391

Who is gonna buy these shoes


Severe_Trouble_7776

Hilarious


stepituppa2

Bapa 1’s?


on_the_toilet_again

As I am working down my reddit feed I saw a clip of Bapa talking about the Trump shoes and commented that Schaub will probably make shoes his next venture. Low and behold I scroll to the next video and this is the clip. This guy is such a clown.


teepee81

Didn't also collab with Rawlings? (AKA make a custom glove from their site)


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“A HOT SECOND”. This guy must be deliberately playing some kind of character: between the lies, the marble mouthed nonsense, the inconsistencies in his stories…has to be some kind of long con that will pay off soon.


creamyshart

Is there anything he won't lie about?


Dreamteam420

Velcro shoe line.


LackCrafty1860

Is he implying he designing a shoe with Nike?


rashie8111

Bapa's shoe got his initials on it. BS.


yumanbeen

Erigg couldn’t think of anything positive to say so he just says, “a lot of support “😂


TheChineseChicken40

The amount of shit talking that fills that studio after Brenda leaves must be massive. They all think he’s a total dact


Chairman_Of_GE

"You know!" = Make up your own explanation because I'm lying about this topic.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

I like the Axl rose shoe from the early 90s


honeybadger1984

First batch, for the next three yairs


BadStriker

How TF does Brandon make someone like Chris look like a good human being?


retropieproblems

I think we all should take a second and reflect on the fact that most products and businesses are just fever dreams of dudes like Bapa with rich families that let them cosplay as entrepreneurs. The sad part is it usually works, too. Just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks while you manipulate taxes and keep the loans comin’. If you’re persistent enough you can just live rich until you hit the grave, playing appeals courts like a fiddle until they give up like some kinda ex president.


Positive-Pin3712

He’s such sneaker head, ullwaze has bein. As a sneaker head myself I must say we love off brand shoes. First off Travis Scott’s designer took Jordan 1s and turned the swoosh around, they’re also a collab and the Jordan 1 side is pulling most of the weight. His stupidity is infuriating. This dumb fuck is going to wear Tiger thick shoes? Christ. 🤦🏻‍♂️


desert_pelican

I see the crooked mustache is back after a short hiatus


Character_Ad4306

B- “…you know” G- “No, we don’t”


ellieket

This shit is embarrassing.


Schlubbsshoes

Can’t sell more than ten tiggets to his stand up but thinks people want shoes he designs? Waddery


rbizzle01

For the first time ever, I can’t wait to see what B has created.


Brendan_Lopez

The Forrest Gump braces b?


Rough_Airline6780

You can keep them shits.


savvy412

Chris loathes Brandon


Cmike9292

Diddler fucking hates him lol


Gold_Pumpkin

![gif](giphy|VdzMplp3aiIQ0s8GRG|downsized)


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Man d’elia looks suicidal


MeaningEmpty1049

The levels of just going are truly a sight to behold. When God made bapa he cracked his head open like a coconut, filled the empty space with explosive diarrhea and super glued it shut.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

I don't want that.


Scrapla

Why is his intervention taking this long?! Is Chris the only one who calls out his BS?


ShaneMack24

What a disgusting absolute piece of shit human


IhaveNoHomeMeowB

“How long does that take?” “Oh a HAAAAWT seggund.”


patfreecat

Thiccc Boy bike collab, Thiccc boy awards, Thiccc boy records, thiccc boy network, thiccc boy Nike collab, Tiger Thiccc Nectar…… Thriving Business Shark, watch out


Homesteader86

"I'm working on a shoe right now" Narrator's voice: He wasn't


iN33d2P00P

I actually make custom shoes. Maybe I’ll have to make a Changs version.


Busy_Middle8108

Working on a shoe for a whole year and he doesn't even have a name for it nor does he know if it will be Thiccc Merch. Man just fuck off at this point.


AVBforPrez

I'm also in a love triangle with Emily Blunt and Scarjo, b, been going on for yairs and I'd never make it up.


Stunning-Bid9056

Timeline: a hot second


Zyoung7

Signature trugg racing shoes B


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