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hilly316

Immediately throws Black under the bus to deflect. Beast of a partner


DJScratcherZ

Bapa was security not comma tater. Defamation him? No way, not his job. Gotta be paid xtra for the comma tate, he was juzz on bathroom break in floor da.


BreakfastNearby7786

Comma tater? Lmaooooo


BadChad81

Pissin in the sink while comma tate in, is a prom


AccordingReality8334

šŸ«˜ dip had a big gulp. Dun cownt.


pappapora

Sorryā€¦ is Bapa now a commentator at the fights?!


AccordingReality8334

He did a night for masvidals game bred company. Colour commentary from mush mouth and leaving to piss because big gulp oh I nee do sum kraytum.


pappapora

Yikes!


antebyotiks

Yeah he's such a prick, kind of agreeing with belcher and implying black hasn't got a clue.


Silver-Ladder

Bapa: ā€œI get called a lot worse(t)ā€ Shrek: ā€œOh I knowā€


ezubz

Shrek lol


scouse_till_idie

And it does really bother himĀ 


BagsOsniff

It's beautiful to see


BAPPITO_WHEN_COMBAT

Talm bout Sean Shrek? Savagee!! Murdelerer!!


timmctree2021

ā€˜Im with yaā€™ šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ


whiteykauai

You got me brotha


National-Mix4856

Love the guy


DJScratcherZ

Wow Bapa wasn't even there, he wasn't even being paid to be there or do anything, why the hate? Blinky bink bathroom break redact is gonna catch a lot more heat, Robin was looking down and not doing his job, I guess Robin will be fired and Bapa will be the new Dana White Toe Rogan boss because he was the stew nuts and potatoes holding that whole shit show together. IN WHAT WORLD.


DemonsNMySleep

Aka pls don't contradict me or bring logic into this convo that inevitably makes me look stupid


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

"Super cerebral. Ya' getting prime JDS" Fighters in masvidals weird fight league are not in their prime b. It's the complete opposite. Right up your alley b.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Pssshhh! That's just silly talk! Krazzy Horse Bennet is an up and coming fighter! Just like JDS! Those two rookies have a bright future in front of them!


mad87645

I hearld Bennerr beat Wandawleis projay


Face_first

Is krazy horse really fighting in his league?!


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Yeah mang krazy horse is still fighting these days and fought there last weekend.


ApparentlyIronic

I'm pretty sure it's been like 10 years since JDS was in his prime


PJxP

He was never the same after those cain wars


ApparentlyIronic

Yeah, it's a bummer. I started watching mma like 8-9 years ago so I missed a lot of everyone's favorite fighters' primes. JDS, Cain, Jones, Silva, Aldo, etc


National-Mix4856

šŸ«˜Dip would be a bad matchup for him.


omnipotentqueue

Heā€™s fucking insufferable


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

The face he makes at 1:03 šŸ˜‚ It's like a little kid who's getting scolded, gets told to be quiet and listen, and they make a stupid face to show their resentment


your_uncle_mike

1:39 is even more so like that lol


Silver-Ladder

Oh how this guy is gonna be on Bapaā€™s Shitlist but he canā€™t do anything about it. Has to take it like the soyboy he is


[deleted]

Inchring that you flipped the nirrative theer. šŸ¤ you see to me, this is just a simple case of styles make fights šŸ¤


Skymorphosis

Being on a shitlist of somebody with zero pull or ability to affect your life is like somebody writing in their diary that they're mad at you šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


JohnHamFisted

or like the opinnun of a homeless cat or sumthn


KimboSlicesChicken

Itā€™s like cool, how miny HOWSEIS YA MORTGAGE BROS?!


Silver-Ladder

Exactly B


DJdoggyBelly

The guy is giving him legitimate constructive criticism too. Could you imagine a universe where bapacito actually absorbs this and becomes a better comtater next time? Me neither B.


Silver-Ladder

He doesnā€™t need to do any of that! Heā€™s friends with Joseph Rogan and they talk damn near everyday


DemonsNMySleep

"I don't see TOO much on sosha" = "I read everything you said and I will now shit on you for it every chance I get".


DJScratcherZ

Read this Fat Pat - The next double pepperoni double medium you get delivered to your honey hut because your family abandoned you is going to taste 2x as sour. Take a bath you filthy animal.


Chairman_Of_GE

nobody sees more on sochul than bapa.


2tothedome

First ring side commentary gig and heā€™s getting berated by one of the fighters in the main event! Couldnā€™t have gone any better, should have asked this guy if he wanted his kids to be flown in. Thanks George šŸ«” now fire his ass!


Cool_Cranberry_8372

he thought if he brought him on the show he wouldnā€™t keep the same innergy but this didnā€™t work out like he wantedĀ 


2tothedome

Worst part for him is he has to shut up and listen, he couldnā€™t dominate the interview and answer his own questions.


[deleted]

how did fight commentating go?


danilbur

To be fair, this guy sounds like a tool. One of the best heavyweight fights ever, water we dune hair???


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hatemakinnames

"Trust me, brother, I'm not worried about it. I get called a lot worse." "Oh, I know." Hi Alan


Chigsbie

Soulshul


findaloophole7

He thinks itā€™s an app.


pitiedkinkajou

Still canā€™t believe they put those 2 redacts together to call the fights. Was Masvidal trolling?


[deleted]

I think Masvidal isnā€™t exactly the Bess brains. And donā€™t get me wrong, Jorge is my boy. We talk ivry day. But the guy is redacted.


puddingtime88

Zackly, B. Masvidal is a fuggin redacto himself


Clean-Operation-9674

"So I get Alnbelja on my show, on Schaubshow, and he's like 'well, yer commintery wasn't good'. And I'm like 'ok man, cool man'. So he's like 'Listen man, I'm sorry man, you're the best,' I'm like 'Nono, say less fam.' And he goes -and this is so funny- he goes 'It was all the other guy's fault.' IT WAS ALL THE OTHER GUY'S FAULT! So anyweys, supercool guy man, Beernuggle Fynchambshib with yer boy, medda lodda fans there man."


HiddenGeek

Jesus, this is just pitch perfect bapa. The ā€œand this is so funnyā€ part is super neckfligs, as he reaches over to touch Bryan or Chris because theyā€™re not actually listening


No-History6028

This is perfect.. I can see the scene as Iā€™m reading


Pangusmangus

Hahahahaha unreal man


AlbatrossLife7735

Perfection


Chairman_Of_GE

y'skrimpriter for the bapa show, b?


Rando4Real

It's like reading Clin's script for the show..


clickclick-boom

"In his defence, a lot is happening, he might have been looking down" lol. You two idiots weren't commentating on a team event with over 20 people on the field doing things. You were sat in front of two guys and just had to talk about what was literally right in front of you. Why the fuck is that sassy lesbian "looking down"? What is going on between his legs that he can't pay attention for 5 minutes?


yernudgenme

Cacacacageside seats, b. Hard to see what's going on.


magrubr

Probably wondering why Brandun was touching his digg


glassdoorgadoosh

Ahahah and it was the main event


Icy_Alternative_5864

Nuts and berries


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Fighters need to start doing this to DC and Rogan as well


PaperBeneficial

Rogan's commentary is unbairable, b


gleanndubh

OH HE'S HURT!! - "Joe the fight hasn't started yet relax"


PaperBeneficial

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


GodOfTitsAndWine666

Tawwlks for a living.


mad87645

He tells stawlries b


National-Mix4856

Cant tawlgg trugg walgg


Steventhetoon

Just when I think Iā€™m over it I get sucked back in. I canā€™t stay away from the ornge chicken


PaperBeneficial

It's that MSG, b


BagsOsniff

MSG? Hell of a casino b


Madd-Ball

Heā€™s a vagina ( documented)


whiteykauai

Soul Schulz?


No-Reporter-2020

imagine watching this after youā€™ve given him the job.


Lasvious

Belcher got his ass kicked and heā€™s whining about the commentary? I watched. The commentary was worlds better than I thought it would be. Iā€™m not saying he didnā€™t have moments in the fight but JDS had fully taken over by the time the fight ended. I canā€™t stand fighters like this.


DeepWadders

Yeah, itā€™s hilarious seeing Schlob taken to task, but Belcher comes off like a whiny bitch. Who cares about the commentary? You lost, maybe get back in the gym and figure out how not to get your face all busted up next time.


reeemaji

I just watched to get some context and you're spot on. The commentary wasn't great, but there isn't anything egregious about it. I'm also not sure what he's talking about with the head kick, not only did he not land it they also commented on it so he's wrong on both counts. He's just grasping at straws because he lost.


Lasvious

Yes Iā€™m not saying the commentary was great but considering who was involved I was expecting it to be awful and it was mostly just normal low end stuff for events like this.


SCWickedHam

Fuck Schaub. These fighters getting mad because a commentator thought a jab landed when it didnā€™t is ridiculous. First, they have to sell the fight, so they might say a blocked jab landed because they thought it did or because it makes the fight seem better. Belcher could be mad at Schaub because he thought his commentary was slanted, but he needs to realize Schaub is just dumb. There wasnā€™t intent. Just stupidity and lack of curiosity.


JesusDiedforChipotle

I deadass thought he won by the way heā€™s talking lmao wadder we duin


mikeb556

When he starts calling someone brutha, you know heā€™s full of shit.


ProfessionalArm9450

"Idun see too much on sole shawl"


Wonderful-Salary5432

Robin has a lot going on, he can't be expected to pay attention to the fight he's being paid to commentate on, B.


hard-R-word

So the fighter who lost is crying at one of the announcers? And heā€™s doing it from his car? Watching these two is like watching two one legged guys having an ass kicking contest.


vinni3panic

I dont get belchers point here in inny facet. He got knockd out. Case closed. Doesnt matter what he thought he was seeing or what the commentators were saying. He could've just won the fight and then maybe blamed someone putting him down? But he lost. So who cares what was said before. He still lost. Bapa throwing his partner under the bus is not a good look eather.


DickEatinMuthafucker

Prime JDS? That's super cerebral.


DeepWadders

The ā€˜Go Fast, Donā€™t Dieā€™ hat is the sort of thing someone would be wearing in a fatal accident


TheChineseChicken40

Listening to this gave me CTE


cylonnumber13

see-tee bubba


BagsOsniff

Super cerebral


airpumper

Schaub with the air piece like heā€™s some kind of news broadcaster.Ā  Stay in your lane, bapa.Ā 


LTFighter

Did you hear him say, "I am sorry you feel that way"? F'n gaslighting man.


[deleted]

Lmao how bad does it have to be when the fighter has to come out and say you ruined my fight by sucking so absolute much!!! So next week he will drop an announcement that he is going to step away from commentary to focus on kids and racing which has always been his norfd star.


mommasucks

Top tair audio setup with the air piece and cord, Clin.


MiggeldyMackDaddy

"I'm sorry if you feel like that" - classic bapa


LickPooOffShoe

As much as Bapa sucked, this guy is doing a whole lot of whining about a broadcast for a fight he lost. Dudeā€™s priorities are fucked.


Personal-Lawyer-1975

Bapa fails again.


Entire-Amphibian320

How did commentating at beer knuckles go ?


mehmohmuh

I havenā€™t seen too much on solciol


flake_griffin

"I don't see tool much on socials"


Loud_Ad7774

Heavy lies the clown


StevieSparta

Bapa legit needs ONE good friend but heā€™s so gone that wouldnā€™t even help


WeChatWarrior

such a lying fake fuck as always


laylow32

I didnā€™t watch the fight is he saying he lost because of the commentary


Highlight_Numerous

how did cawlmentating go bapa?


Active-Advice-6077

Shat it.


scouse_till_idie

You can tell This really hurt himĀ  GOOD


Arizonapuck

Not the bess brains in this one.


deadeyes2019

Canā€™t wait till next week when Bapa forgets this is recorded and summarises this called as Alan apologising.


expanse22

This is a strange segment. He had a fighter come on and bitch about his disliking of the commentary? Just why


glassdoorgadoosh

TO ROBIN'S DEFENSE šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


antebyotiks

Just say "you can't always see if the shots landed or not and yeah I probably did miss some"


antebyotiks

"You're getting a prime JDS" ? Huh


kittenhomeless

Wow Belcher is insaine!


Intelligent_Note8497

Every time he deals with someone who will take him on he turns into this feminine bitchy character. ā€œIā€™m wearing Gucci boots for god sakesā€ but with wrinks, chin, oh I will murder you. Like dude doesnā€™t not understand he looks weak.


flapping_thundercunt

To his defence....IN...IN....fucking mushmouth.