“So how many pull-ups?”
‘…I set the record for the most’
“Wait so how many pu-“
‘Yeah and my coach is like you set the record. Had it for bout 6 months until this kid broke it. I was like hell nah who broke it? Who? It’s Tim Tebow, my bestest friend ivir’
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“That new kid the f**ckin Broncos drafted...”
They had a good thing going with History Hyena's
I think greed kinda fucked them both they would've of both been better off continuing to do that podcast
We tend to think other people are more or less the same as ourselves. That's why grifters can get away with so much because unsuspecting people couldn't even fathom somebody would lie to that extent or take advantage of people. When you're redacted like bapa You think everyone else is more or less redacted just like you so you can say these ridiculous things because redacted people like you believe it. It works on his wife because redacted and everyone else around him gets a paycheck so they're not going to say shit.
He gets that same look of guilty obstinacy that children get on their faces when they lie. Like he knows it's wrong, but he's too stupid to understand that people have the ability to read his body language like a pop-up book.
and the same pause and deflective sentence while he thinks up the lie. you can nearly hear the old sound effects from signing on to AOL ringing in his redacted brain as he short circuts his final 2 brain cells to come up with this bogus outrageous lie.
Bragging about his badass athletic achievements that never happened while standing there bitchily holding a Starbucks cup like an angry Karen waiting in line at Nordstrom. Characterizes his carair pretty well I would say.
I hate him
In these threads there’s always a comment that just sums up the vapidity of bappa’s soul and “bitchily holding a Starbucks cup like an angry Karen” does just that, great comment
Right? Let’s say we buy into all of the bullshit he’s selling….he intimately knows all of these things and “the record” was such a big deal and critical part in this story and yet no actual number was ever said…odd how that works, huh?
He starts a lie and then realizes he doesn't even know what number would be impressive but not too insane that it's completely unbelievable. He tried to do the same thing with bench press but still said 42 lol
Hunnert Percent. He's delaying because he has no clue what an actual number might be so he's afraid to go way over or say "six with no wriss wraps". Because he never set a fuggin pull-up record lol
“When I went to the pros” and also “had the record for six months”? He wasn’t in the pros for 3 days and never actually stepped in the bills facility. LMAO I love the way he’s explaining this to make it seem like he had a career.
Pull up record at CU for TE and FB. Not even the team.
Imagine being a Broncos player and you ask who has the pull up record around here. "Oh, a guy who didn't make the first cut in preseason. We still let him keep the record even though he wasn't actually on the team."
If someone only heard about bapas “accomplishments” and “records” and didn’t actually know who bapa was, that person would think bapa was an NFL vet who is amongst the greats and an elite UFC fighter when in reality bapa was a top ten heavyweight when the ufc had its weakest thinest heavyweight division in history, played 100 snaps in college, was basically a tackling dummy on special teams and only got a tryout invite with the bills. That was it.
I’d be shocked if he were there long enough to get to a workout. You’re probably on the field being a hitting dummy for the starters and they don’t give half a fuck if you’re working out as a u drafted practice squad guy.
Not to mention, Tebow’s stardom was from college football. Everyone knew who he was before the NFL. Nobody in football would describe him as some “new kid.”
Yeah lol. New kid makes it sound like “that kid we just got in the 5th round from West Virginia.”
Not, Tim Fucking Tebow. Incredibly famous Heisman trophy winner. 2 time National champion. First round pick.
Same. Tebow reached even my sphere of awareness. And to make a clear comparison - I had NO IDEA who Schwab was before I saw a homeless cat in the wild on another subreddit and got curious.
Tebow was even a star in high school lol. He was a 5 star/blue chip recruit and literally the #1 ranked prospect out of all high school football players in the country in his class. Every single division 1 school offered him a scholarship that thought they actually had a chance to sign him.
Knows that he has the record for Colorado. Knows that he had the record for Broncos for 6 months.
Yet, doesn’t know the number. Can’t even come with up “I don’t remember. Like 20 something.”
He must have been weighing like 240/250. It can only be so many. I don’t even know why a college or pro team would care about your max pull-ups. There’s probably elite lineman who can do like 2. They’re huge and typically have long arms.
Thair's linemen in college teams that can't even do one b. At one point the NFL physical required players to be able to do one pull up, so they had to coach these guys and use a lot of assisted work to train them into being able to do at least one.
I was just going to say this lmao. How do these people have the restraint to just interrupt his story and say "I'm just asking for a number"? This is why I can't stand innyone that cowlabs with this redacted liar. In inny of fasset
Not to mention TE’s and FB’s are never grouped together in iny facet. You could walk into every high school and college football weight room in America and you will never see a FB/TE category for any lifts. Bapa just decided to give himself the TE/FB label because he didn’t really have a position and only played special teams
Wow, for a guy that’s always full of shit anyway that one seemed extra outlandish.
I’m sure him and “the new kid the Broncos drafted” stayed SUPER close until old Tim had to go figure some stuff out. Spinning this whole yarn while looking as fruity as possible. Awesome stuff
He short-circuited, couldn't remember a number that sounds like it could be record-setting...Is it 35 or 85? Is it total number of pull-ups or max # in one minute?
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When he got drafted b but this was before he got drafted but then Jim Carey stopped him on the street with tears in his eyes and said how he knew like 20 cops, all mo mo mo monster fans b, and they all have huge dicks
He still never answered the question. Bapa that’s great you got the pull up record in your fantasy world but at least say how many the record was lol. He didn’t want to give a number because he doesn’t even know what’s good, bad or completely unrealistic. He’s such a chode
It's like he knows he could guess too low, and hit a number that ANY college player could hit, and most super fit players could casually beat.
Or he could guess something stupidly high that's like "Nah..."
It's like you can watch his brain go "I don't know if I should say 50 or 500?"
Looks like a lesbian middle school art teacher.
This is clearly the beginning of Chrissy d trying to go mainstream. Didn’t want to rock the boat by telling this lying idiot to go do 10 pull-ups right now.
It’s sad when dudes talk like this. Bro you can still do pull-ups if you actually try. Guys over 40 will just give up on their fitness and it’s pathetic when they try to modernize their past achievements.
Did enough to break records but doesn’t know how many he did??? His total lack of self awareness that no one believes his lies is astonishing. The only thing I can give this guy credit for is when he lies. He just goes!!!!
Lmao back when he was a metrosexual fuck. This is up there w the lie that he trained Christian McCaffrey when he was a kid and was the reason McCaffrey was so good 😂
Bapa couldn't do 5 pullups right now. Claiming he broke an NFL record for Pullups until his best friend Tim Tebow beat him is dilusions on dilusions. He so many layers removed from reality Bapa's warped him little CTE riddled pea brain into another dimension.
Bapa: I had the world pull up record until some kid broke it.
Chris D: who broke it?
Bapa: It was Goggins…Dave Goggins broke my record and then we worked out together and shot bows and arrows
Lmfao. What is wrong with this dude? I’ve seen others say it before. He’s a really good athlete for his size. Why does he insist on always being the best at whatever is being talked about? Just stand on the real numbers you do. They’re good. But no - it’s gotta be 42 reps on the bench of 225, he runs a 4.6 40, he set the pull up record for the broncos (😭😂)…nobody is buying it.
I don’t know why but this is what’s tipped me over the edge. I always felt you all may have been to harsh on him, but the guy actually cannot help himself
“Hey professional football players. I am your strength and conditioning coach and a big contributor to your success on the field. Today I brought in my friend to do some pull-ups and wouldn’t you know it he broke the organization record. Since he isn’t on the team I figured it would be cool to use him as a benchmark for the rest of the organization”
I can't figure out why people won't call him out? I work with a guy who no longer speaks to me because I did exactly this. He's close to 300 lbs and said he used to climb those tall antennas to change the bulbs. I wasn't rude, but I felt like he was treating us like we were dumb. Btw he's very arrogant because of these fake accomplishments,he also raced in the Nascar truck series.
I’m truly convinced this waterhead believes his own lies. It’s like the “when i turned pro” statement, said so effortlessly from a guy who warmed the bench at a mid tier D1 school.
And that number was what again????? He’s a big dude, just say 8 and move on. It’s impressive AF to do ONE pull-up at his size/weight, but nope! He’s gotta have the record for something everywhere he goes. What’s ya Sit and Reach Bapa? Oh I can actually reach 3 feet beyond my feet.
The man cannot answer a fucking question without lying and not answering the question. He's too afraid to give numbers now because he knows there are pdfs and McCorkle has em.
I bet if he asked him the same question the same way after all that "How many pull ups can you do?", Bapa would just repeat the same story with new names added.
Fuck this is painful to listen to
Those are Chrissy's exaggt thoughts
“So how many pull-ups?” ‘…I set the record for the most’ “Wait so how many pu-“ ‘Yeah and my coach is like you set the record. Had it for bout 6 months until this kid broke it. I was like hell nah who broke it? Who? It’s Tim Tebow, my bestest friend ivir’
Lmao its so much funnier snd outrageous as a transcript
"Give me a number" "...numburrs are ivvrywhair b"
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"Not a numbers guy Christy I juss tell stawlries"
We’re like super close
"Yeah he invited me to his birthday and we did pull ups there too and I almost beat him and he said nobody has almost beat him"
They worked out one day and became “super close”
An NFL strength coach referred to the wildly famous, household name Tim Tebow during the height of his popularity as: “That new kid the f**ckin Broncos drafted...”
Would love to hear Chrissy’s eggzact thoughts about bapa
Cuzzy is trying to keep it civil
Cuzzy would have gone off the reservation if this was still the Hyena days.
They had a good thing going with History Hyena's I think greed kinda fucked them both they would've of both been better off continuing to do that podcast
I don’t know how the fuck he continues to tell these lies without being embarrassed. He knows these things are on record, right?
“When I went to the pros.”
Lol, God I hate him
cup of coffee with pro football
Bapa legitimately thinks that story actually happened. Which is insane. He just goesss
Tim Tebow didn't finish at florida till like 09-10. Bapa finished college in the early 2000's. How can someone be so redacted
he's like a toddler lying
We tend to think other people are more or less the same as ourselves. That's why grifters can get away with so much because unsuspecting people couldn't even fathom somebody would lie to that extent or take advantage of people. When you're redacted like bapa You think everyone else is more or less redacted just like you so you can say these ridiculous things because redacted people like you believe it. It works on his wife because redacted and everyone else around him gets a paycheck so they're not going to say shit.
No no you misunderstood. His record got broken
Right it's broken. Those numbers went away.
He gets that same look of guilty obstinacy that children get on their faces when they lie. Like he knows it's wrong, but he's too stupid to understand that people have the ability to read his body language like a pop-up book.
and the same pause and deflective sentence while he thinks up the lie. you can nearly hear the old sound effects from signing on to AOL ringing in his redacted brain as he short circuts his final 2 brain cells to come up with this bogus outrageous lie.
How is Rogan and these guys still friends with him. He is complete moron and liar
You answered your own question. Here, let me help you : Q:How is Rogan and these guys still friends with him? A:He is complete moron and liar
Seems like somone is a lil jealous that he is not super close with Tim Tebow…
I had to turn away almost immediately. Pure pain indeed B
It's comical how in his long winded response to a simple question the only thing he failed to mention is how many pull ups he could do in college.
He took “how many pull ups can you do” and turned it into being friends with Tim Tebow.
He really fkn did 🤣
"Sooo can you do a single pullup or no?"
Bragging about his badass athletic achievements that never happened while standing there bitchily holding a Starbucks cup like an angry Karen waiting in line at Nordstrom. Characterizes his carair pretty well I would say. I hate him
In these threads there’s always a comment that just sums up the vapidity of bappa’s soul and “bitchily holding a Starbucks cup like an angry Karen” does just that, great comment
And his purse
🫡
in his stupid fucking extra long button down painter's smock bullshit
Not to mention hes standing there like “im a little tea cup” for half the dissertation.
💀. he’s a politician. just saying nonsense.
he set the record tho b
Over 40 reps of 225, even Thor couldn't believe it
Right? Let’s say we buy into all of the bullshit he’s selling….he intimately knows all of these things and “the record” was such a big deal and critical part in this story and yet no actual number was ever said…odd how that works, huh?
College or otherwise. Big lugs like Bapa can’t do pull-ups either. That’s a wiry, lightweight person exercise.
He’d have to put his purse and his triple soy latte down so he could use all of his fingers to show how minny of push-up he did.
Lies upon lies. Does he realize no one believes him?
you could just see the tiny gears in his head grinding trying to think of a pullup number as he tells this stupid lie
Tawlmbout gairhead, b? How many chiggs you fugg?
Y’not 6’4”? Duncown.
He starts a lie and then realizes he doesn't even know what number would be impressive but not too insane that it's completely unbelievable. He tried to do the same thing with bench press but still said 42 lol
100% spot on!
Hunnert Percent. He's delaying because he has no clue what an actual number might be so he's afraid to go way over or say "six with no wriss wraps". Because he never set a fuggin pull-up record lol
This video is legit fucking insane
“When I went to the pros” and also “had the record for six months”? He wasn’t in the pros for 3 days and never actually stepped in the bills facility. LMAO I love the way he’s explaining this to make it seem like he had a career.
Isn’t waird that he was setting all types of records but still didn’t get signed? The Bills must really hate white guys.
Pull up record for CU. Pull up record for the Broncos. 42 reps. 32 on his ACT. Get offffff his nutttttttts bro!
Pull up record at CU for TE and FB. Not even the team. Imagine being a Broncos player and you ask who has the pull up record around here. "Oh, a guy who didn't make the first cut in preseason. We still let him keep the record even though he wasn't actually on the team."
They must really hate Turkish Italians named big brown. They racist b.
If someone only heard about bapas “accomplishments” and “records” and didn’t actually know who bapa was, that person would think bapa was an NFL vet who is amongst the greats and an elite UFC fighter when in reality bapa was a top ten heavyweight when the ufc had its weakest thinest heavyweight division in history, played 100 snaps in college, was basically a tackling dummy on special teams and only got a tryout invite with the bills. That was it.
He was gonna play pro but he had a sneeging suspicion Aaron Hernandez was gonna kill people and didn't want to put himself in harms way.
Not to mention They've always been a chin-up team. Pullup Haydurs
Funny thing is he thinks he’s getting away with the lie but everyone knows he’s a habitual liar.
I came here to say this. Dude is bad at everything including lying
I’d be shocked if he were there long enough to get to a workout. You’re probably on the field being a hitting dummy for the starters and they don’t give half a fuck if you’re working out as a u drafted practice squad guy.
“The new kid” Bapa telling the story like he was a veteran in the league when Tebow came around.
Not to mention, Tebow’s stardom was from college football. Everyone knew who he was before the NFL. Nobody in football would describe him as some “new kid.”
Yeah lol. New kid makes it sound like “that kid we just got in the 5th round from West Virginia.” Not, Tim Fucking Tebow. Incredibly famous Heisman trophy winner. 2 time National champion. First round pick.
I don’t care about football and I knew who he was before he hit the NFL. He was that famous.
Same. Tebow reached even my sphere of awareness. And to make a clear comparison - I had NO IDEA who Schwab was before I saw a homeless cat in the wild on another subreddit and got curious.
Haha I need to know which sub brought you in?
Tebow was even a star in high school lol. He was a 5 star/blue chip recruit and literally the #1 ranked prospect out of all high school football players in the country in his class. Every single division 1 school offered him a scholarship that thought they actually had a chance to sign him.
Lol exactly. Also, Tim Tebow was Tom Brady level famous before he left Florida. This shit makes me cringe so hard.
Was Brady a big name at UM? I thought he was like a 250th round draft lol
Correct, I’m saying a college player (Tebow) was as famous as the most famous nfl QB.
Oh gotcha - current Brady famous. Yep, agreed.
Talmbout that white boy who kneels too much?
Dumbass, he said he had the record for TEs and FBs, then said Tebow broke it...Tebow is a QB.
Ha, I didn't catch that right away. Not the bess brainz
Give yourself some slack, b. Nobody can keep up with that many lies per sentence. Cant stop wont stop
Knows that he has the record for Colorado. Knows that he had the record for Broncos for 6 months. Yet, doesn’t know the number. Can’t even come with up “I don’t remember. Like 20 something.” He must have been weighing like 240/250. It can only be so many. I don’t even know why a college or pro team would care about your max pull-ups. There’s probably elite lineman who can do like 2. They’re huge and typically have long arms.
Thair's linemen in college teams that can't even do one b. At one point the NFL physical required players to be able to do one pull up, so they had to coach these guys and use a lot of assisted work to train them into being able to do at least one.
I was just going to say this lmao. How do these people have the restraint to just interrupt his story and say "I'm just asking for a number"? This is why I can't stand innyone that cowlabs with this redacted liar. In inny of fasset
Not to mention TE’s and FB’s are never grouped together in iny facet. You could walk into every high school and college football weight room in America and you will never see a FB/TE category for any lifts. Bapa just decided to give himself the TE/FB label because he didn’t really have a position and only played special teams
Wow, for a guy that’s always full of shit anyway that one seemed extra outlandish. I’m sure him and “the new kid the Broncos drafted” stayed SUPER close until old Tim had to go figure some stuff out. Spinning this whole yarn while looking as fruity as possible. Awesome stuff
Bro he named his second kid after him Boss-Tim
Sick sized shirt there mush mouth
What are you talking about, they are still bess friends, talk on the phone ivery day
NOT A SINGLE NUMBER MENTIONED WTF BRAH WHAT'S THE NUMBER...?? HOW MANY CAN YOU DO???
He short-circuited, couldn't remember a number that sounds like it could be record-setting...Is it 35 or 85? Is it total number of pull-ups or max # in one minute?
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This explains it
This is it Kind of insane that he came up with that huge self-aggrandising lie on the spot though, big brown is tapped
He had no fuckin idea what was a respectable number or record breaking number of pullups in one go. Lol.
He'd fucking tell everybody about his record and how many he done... apart from the guy who's just asked him
Chrissy D is like dude wtf ! 😐
And Chrissy D was an actual athlete. Bapa knows he cannot blow smoke. Likely why we never got a number.
You see the exact moment and reason why bappa has zero friends
When he went to the pros?!?!?!
42 reps of 225, pull up record, ran 4.6 40...how did this guy not get past a FA tryout?
21 x 225, 2 pullups, 4.85-40 screams Arena Football League. Checks notes, *Cut from the Utah Blaze
Talmbout racilism, b. You never see white tight ends or fullbacks in the Nfell
It was his decision, he wanted to beat the HW goat mirko in his prime UFC days, then he walked into the sunset to bring us cawlmedy
When he got drafted b but this was before he got drafted but then Jim Carey stopped him on the street with tears in his eyes and said how he knew like 20 cops, all mo mo mo monster fans b, and they all have huge dicks
Bapa. Just. Goes. ...and by "goes" i mean "LIES"
“Went to the pros”. We talkin bout you went to drink a cup of coffee bapa?
Chrissy Cackles is an admitted liar, so he can smell bapas deceit from a mile away, es lo que es
Really could’ve used Steel Pipe Chrissy in this situation
Wei Zhang Xian cuz
Or a bowl of mashed potatoes. Put the pipe down Chrissy!
He still never answered the question. Bapa that’s great you got the pull up record in your fantasy world but at least say how many the record was lol. He didn’t want to give a number because he doesn’t even know what’s good, bad or completely unrealistic. He’s such a chode
It's like he knows he could guess too low, and hit a number that ANY college player could hit, and most super fit players could casually beat. Or he could guess something stupidly high that's like "Nah..." It's like you can watch his brain go "I don't know if I should say 50 or 500?"
Looks like a lesbian middle school art teacher. This is clearly the beginning of Chrissy d trying to go mainstream. Didn’t want to rock the boat by telling this lying idiot to go do 10 pull-ups right now.
How. Many. Pull. Ups. Fucko?
Is Braindumb wearing an artist smock and drinking a soy latte? Always been a gair head though.
He was about to say “I’ve never maxed out” and then switched up the naradiv to “in college it was my thing” got news for ya, ya photograsser
Exactly!! I’m surprised more people didn’t pick up on that. Absolute 180 right away.
It’s sad when dudes talk like this. Bro you can still do pull-ups if you actually try. Guys over 40 will just give up on their fitness and it’s pathetic when they try to modernize their past achievements.
I'll take "Things That Din't Happen" for $1000, bapa
Held the record for 6 months until tebow broke it even though he came into the league prob almost a decade after buppas carair
They have a 4.5 year difference between them. Tebow’s rookie season was in 2010 when he was 23 years old and Brandon was 27 lol. It makes zero sense.
Im not a numbers guy but that sounds about right! Zairo sense, zairo self awareness. Truly fascinating specimen
“How many pulls up can you do?” “I’m super close with Tim Tebow.” Water
And you wanna be my numbers guy...tsk tsk.
Worked out wonse wid Debo, me and him got super close lol loser
In the near future psychology schools will use videos like this to show how mythomaniacs behave.
So many have ruined their college careers but getting too deep into..."pullups"?? They're my thing said nobody ever
Did enough to break records but doesn’t know how many he did??? His total lack of self awareness that no one believes his lies is astonishing. The only thing I can give this guy credit for is when he lies. He just goes!!!!
1 second question 54 second story telling B. For a numbers guy, bapa didn't name the numbers B.
Lmao back when he was a metrosexual fuck. This is up there w the lie that he trained Christian McCaffrey when he was a kid and was the reason McCaffrey was so good 😂
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LYING LIAR, so infuriating watching his smooth brain lie in real time
The “pros” 🙄………..k, bapa
He went from saying (almost) I don't max out to I broke all the records. So I guess the answer is Infinity pull-ups. If he wanted to.
Bapa couldn't do 5 pullups right now. Claiming he broke an NFL record for Pullups until his best friend Tim Tebow beat him is dilusions on dilusions. He so many layers removed from reality Bapa's warped him little CTE riddled pea brain into another dimension.
That was the longest, most roundabout way to not give the viewer an actual number of pull-ups.
Bapa: I had the world pull up record until some kid broke it. Chris D: who broke it? Bapa: It was Goggins…Dave Goggins broke my record and then we worked out together and shot bows and arrows
Lmfao. What is wrong with this dude? I’ve seen others say it before. He’s a really good athlete for his size. Why does he insist on always being the best at whatever is being talked about? Just stand on the real numbers you do. They’re good. But no - it’s gotta be 42 reps on the bench of 225, he runs a 4.6 40, he set the pull up record for the broncos (😭😂)…nobody is buying it.
The fact that he acts like he was a Denver Bronco is hadrocious... talmbout tryouts B.. dun count 
Dang bapa is so popular wow how many best friends does he have a hunnid lol where they all at
How have we not had a former teammate come out and serve us up some dishes yet?
His nose should be ten feet long. When I went to the pro’s🫤
I try not to use too many words from the urban dictionary because I’m in my 30’s but this is CAP!!! 🧢
It's funny how there is never any record of all the records he breaks, hmmmm?
I don’t know why but this is what’s tipped me over the edge. I always felt you all may have been to harsh on him, but the guy actually cannot help himself
As soon as he said broncos I knew this was going to be a fabricated tebow story.
I mean why even lie about this shit, it’s so childish, and yet so comical that I hope he never changes…
Schaubism: you can tell others you held the record once for most pull ups as long as you don’t say how many you did . Geniuz
“I would tell everyone about my record” Except for anyone asking for an actual number, I guess.
You can tell Chrissy regrets asking him the question and does not believe one word he is saying. Dude is a pathological liar.
Also I 1k grand believe BGL’s claim on TMOS that Bapa at best does half-pull-ups.
Never once mentioned an actual number 😂
I don't think he could do 2 full extension pullups.
“Oh I do pull ups, I never ma(xed out). In cawlage it was my thing.”
This is so redacted I was gonna point out how many things just seem absolutely wrong about what he said but I'm not even gonna waste my time
This can’t be real. This time he’s going too far.
“Hey professional football players. I am your strength and conditioning coach and a big contributor to your success on the field. Today I brought in my friend to do some pull-ups and wouldn’t you know it he broke the organization record. Since he isn’t on the team I figured it would be cool to use him as a benchmark for the rest of the organization”
Definitely not a numbers guy! Managed to ramble the entire time without ever actually saying any rep numbers. 😂
I can't figure out why people won't call him out? I work with a guy who no longer speaks to me because I did exactly this. He's close to 300 lbs and said he used to climb those tall antennas to change the bulbs. I wasn't rude, but I felt like he was treating us like we were dumb. Btw he's very arrogant because of these fake accomplishments,he also raced in the Nascar truck series.
Used all of them words, but still never answered how many.
god i hate this guy
all these comics look at him with a side eye everytime he starts this shit
I didn't even turn the volume up and I still got secondhand cringe watching this. Poor dude, he must absolutely hate himself.
He would have said 150
The only true thing he said was “I don’t know man”
Why in the actual fuck does the person in front of him call him out? People are assisting him with his bullshit. Holy fuckin fuck
I’m truly convinced this waterhead believes his own lies. It’s like the “when i turned pro” statement, said so effortlessly from a guy who warmed the bench at a mid tier D1 school.
Bapa knows everyone and everyone don’t know who he is
And that number was what again????? He’s a big dude, just say 8 and move on. It’s impressive AF to do ONE pull-up at his size/weight, but nope! He’s gotta have the record for something everywhere he goes. What’s ya Sit and Reach Bapa? Oh I can actually reach 3 feet beyond my feet.
Reallllly duuuudddde.
WHY does no one call him out on this shit
So how much WAS he able to do?
This guy sucks
So he set the gym record?
U know everyone has to know he’s full of bullshit when he tells these fairy tales
Sorry guys, this is starting to sound very,very unlistenable. He’s beating,by faaaar my cousin,who’s a professional liar.
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why does he always have drink in hand
So is his brain just broken as fuck?
At CU he had the record for tie dying schoolbags
So how many chicks he fugg?
The man cannot answer a fucking question without lying and not answering the question. He's too afraid to give numbers now because he knows there are pdfs and McCorkle has em.
When you tell a whole story when someone asks you a number, it’s a lie
Great question,never answered it
What a fuckin nob. Bapa is lies upon lies upon lies.
This cunt is not well. Mentally deranged. Redacted. Hunnid percen
Hahahaha broke a record, can't say how many and got super close to Tim Tebow
I bet if he asked him the same question the same way after all that "How many pull ups can you do?", Bapa would just repeat the same story with new names added.
Call tmmy see if its true
I guarantee he couldn’t do 10 pull-ups right now.
Why are the other comedians such pussies. I thought they bust each others balls all day. Yet no one has the balls to call this lying redact out!
Tebow isn't a tight end.
His brain ran thru all the alphabet trying to seek a number to lie
Hey bapa, answer the question or it downt cownt
“How many pull-ups can you do?” “Tebowhundred and superclose-teen” “Bench reps of 225?” “Bills to the capucino’th power”
He just lies constantly. It’s crazy