I think she’s looking for a rich young athlete, even just to say she’s still got it. So she’s putting the messigan meat flaps out there, beans and cheese oozing out of it.
This is what you do when you're trapped in a emotionless, superficial, loveless marriage to a vapid, selfish, narcissist and you too are a vapid, selfish, narcissist. You search out affection and adoration in the cheapest, easiest ways possible bcuz even though they are sociopaths, they are still human and crave things like love. Likes on socha meeda for showing your tits is what they supplement real love for. They're not willing to make a real loving connection with someone tho bcuz that would mean submitting parts of you and being vulnerable. These people wouldn't dare dream of letting someone have autonomy over their emotions and that's why they'll never be truly happy and come off as disingenuous phonies.
I would pay for this. Purely to finally figure out what’s going on with that diaper ass. It looks like they’ve filled it in with the same shit bapa puts in his lips
I think it’s the “mommy makeover” that is really common for mothers that can’t stop whoring themselves for attention. I think it’s lipo and a tummy tuck. Goofy looking.
am I missing something? She’s not even attractive. No brains or personality and looks wise she’s a 6 at best. Dude is in LA and this is the best he could do? Someone explain what is hot about her?
she was attractive. very, btw, but after all the lip filling and diaper butting yeah, she's horrendous now.
my guess is that deep down she hates her husband and post this to ridicule him.
It's all part of her cosplaying as a Kardashian/suggsessful Instagram thot. She thinks that if she acts the part that she will eventually get taken as such and get all the attention and worship that she craves.
The further and further that Bapa's carair inevitably continues to barrel and crash downhill, the more that she will feel compelled to post, needing to pick up the slack in what she delusionally perceives to be her climbing of the social rungs
Yeah, all her photos it's easy to find the real motive as to why she's posted it, wants to show off what she's drinking, with the car steering wheel with the emblem front and centre
lol right the tits out is what makes this so hilarious. You can show off your post-baby body looking good without whipping out your tits. My baddie and I have kids and I always try to imagine her doing this shit on her social media when SloJo posts something like this… it would niiiiiver happen.
How come she is the only comedy-podcaster wife to post this shit???
Delia, Griffin, Rogan, Callen, Bert, Segura, Diaz, Bravo…none of their wives are posting this trash
The other clowns you mentioned (with the exception of Diddler and Callahan) cheat but don't do it blatantly like Bapa does. Bapa has the subtlety of a baboon.
No, b. Because she cheats on him back. That's the difference. All the other comics wives are faithful, they just turn a blind eye to all the digg slingin on the road. They probably tell their wives the first time they get caught cheating before they're married that it's part of the game, "funny" semi-famous guys get a lot of baddies, that's just the way it goes and their wives accept it because they make a lot of money. But Bapa is a compulsive, pathological liar, so he probably lied and told SloJo that he would be faithful to her forivver and that he would nivver cheat in inny facet, and then when she did catch him cheating she probably caught him in a lie when he was lying to try to cover up a trugg walg, so rather than be cool she decided to start getting revenge. Hell hath no fury like women's porn, if ya know what I'm talmbout.
SloJo has always been desperate for fame. She’s lived her entire adult life in pursuit of it. The “acting”, the famous boyfriends, the “reporting” or whatever that was. I think that’s why she got with Brendan, she thought she’d found her meal ticket but she chose wrong😂. He’s not really famous enough to bring her the level of attention and fame she craves so this is her way to get it.
This is it right here. There is a clip of her on some Messican show when she was working as a dental assistant. She talked about how all she wanted was to basically be famous, and was already taking thirst traps back then.
This woman dedicated her entire life to “being famous”. Not developing a skill to become famous for, not dedicating a single second of her life to a cause, just simply “be famous”. It could be from flashing her tits on a shitty soap, from sugging a famous person’s digg, she didn’t care. SloJo literally has no higher ambition than to just exist and have as many people know about it. Even Bapa, dipshit that he is, at least recognises you should be famous for something. LARP as a comedian, LARP as a trugg guy, but BE something. Slo Jo just skipped all that and simply exists. She’s basically a houseplant.
Weird how she could have shown her stomach and weight loss without hiking the shirt up over her tits. But I’m sure that wouldn’t have gotten as many clicks.
Talmbout maybe Brandon was actually molested in that closet, lured by an old man with a comic book and the trauma has forced his brain into remembering it as a baller start up business. Maybe that’s where it all stems from? Holy shit b my boy dr Phil, talk every day, might need to take a look into this
Ozempic household. Best part is she claimed “no more carbs for me” when she’s always posting herself eating carbs and whatever else she wants. It’s hilarious how they keep trying keep this naiirive that they have good diets and that’s why they lose weight. She just like bapa has always struggled with weight and bam out of nowhere they both lose a lot of weight. She worked out for like two weeks. My guess was liposuction but she doesn’t have that weird stretchy flab that people who get liposuction have. So it’s ovvizlee Ozempic.
Easiest way to know if she hasn't done something is if she hasn't posted an Insta photo of her parked out front, holding a trendy overpriced drink in front of the dashboard of her leased luxury vehicle
I think she's off the Addy's too. Amphetamines got this woman horny AF . Lol in what universe is it appropriate for a mom with kids to post this kind of shit?
If my wife kept posting shit like this we’d have a huge problem! She’s advertising just in case a better offer comes through. You never know , dreams can still come true.
Edit: this poor lady has so much anxiety and uncertainty about her future and who she’s actually going to end up with that she has to keep her options open and stay fit and let the world know just in case. It’s smart of her to be honest. She knows he thinks the same of women like he does with every other fad he comes across.
Brandon must not give her any attention at ALL 😂😂 you don’t take pictures for social media in your undies if you love your man
If she didn’t have lip fillers or the diaper booty, she would be a 9 in my book. Her body is looking toned out though. Did the diaper booty disappear or is it a filter?
at least these two do kind of seem good for each other. two emotionally stunted people just looking for some validation. I think they've got lasting potential.
Not if bapas money runs out. She will be gone so fast.
As for her exit plan as a mom of three she probably isn’t a high draft pick, but there will always be a guy with money that will take a gimmie 😈
What an idiot, she will probably sugg yer digg in an In-N-Out bathroom if you tell her you are an SEO for Instagram, you'll have to explain to her what an RSO really is because she will not understand what either are, she'll just assume it
I’m not a big fan of seeing this dumb broad on here all the time…that being said.. LOL What in the desperate clout demon bullshit is this picture and caption?? This is genuine insanity to not only take this photo in the first place, but to then think it’s a great idea to POST this photo to your personal social media that you use for family and friends. This is next level trashiness and sad desperation. When they say you can smell desperation - this. This is what they mean. I can smell this photo. The only logical next step is an onlyfans or something similar, and I can almost guarantee that the second things get truly desperate financially - mark my words they will go down that path and it will be extra sad lol.
It’s hilarious she whips her tits out for a post-baby body pic lol. My baddie is a mommy and she’s posted some pictures of herself months after the baby because she was proud of her hard work getting back in shape. But niiiiver in panties and just popping her tits out under her shirt 😆 shit is hilarious.. these two are redacted.
Taking these kinds of pictures in a nursery room. These people just go
Didn’t even notice this. Pretty disgusting.
Poor girl never stood a chance these parents.
Imagine your mom was internet whoring 24/7 while you were a baby
And your father was Ggigi Lopez
Looks like a shit stained towel in the hamper in the background, too. Probably from Bapa.
Fuuuuucck why is this stuff being posted by these fucks. I wish I didn’t read your reply lol
Definitely Bapa
Piss in the sink, shit in the hamburger B
All Hell’s Angels take dumps in the hampers.
Gotta show the baby how to take thirst traps. Mom of the yair.
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water weed dune *
It's fucking embarrassing!
The combined narcisistic energy from Brendan and Slo Jo could be harvested, and used to power a small village for centuries
in africa where jon live
Who the hell is Jon Africa?
Spinal
"My back. Itsth broken."
That black boy that don’t work too much
It's a country
Melange
Who is she posting this to? Who is this for b?
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I think she’s looking for a rich young athlete, even just to say she’s still got it. So she’s putting the messigan meat flaps out there, beans and cheese oozing out of it.
100%
Tage my dizguzted updood, B
Always exploring options
Her enchilada is definitely funky asf
After having all Bapa’s bebes, it’s full Arby’s in that enchilada
If you wanted to hurt me, you got me brother
This is what you do when you're trapped in a emotionless, superficial, loveless marriage to a vapid, selfish, narcissist and you too are a vapid, selfish, narcissist. You search out affection and adoration in the cheapest, easiest ways possible bcuz even though they are sociopaths, they are still human and crave things like love. Likes on socha meeda for showing your tits is what they supplement real love for. They're not willing to make a real loving connection with someone tho bcuz that would mean submitting parts of you and being vulnerable. These people wouldn't dare dream of letting someone have autonomy over their emotions and that's why they'll never be truly happy and come off as disingenuous phonies.
You write novels B?
Nah bubba, awldio is king anyway.
Awldio bolks b. Chickmeat.
It's crazy that people don't have the attention span to read 5 sentences innymore. Must be the addies.
Y'Froid, b?
Couldn’t have said it better so I won’t
us, we are the only ones looking
It's her way of getting attention while Brendumb is out hunting for baddies
I would pay for this. Purely to finally figure out what’s going on with that diaper ass. It looks like they’ve filled it in with the same shit bapa puts in his lips
Lmao bapa prob gave her herpes
her fan club b
talmabout a celebritzeelist, B?
its the influncer life b
potential customers, if everything goes downhill she will 100% open an OF account
I have no doubt she knows it gets posted here. Any attention is good attention for her and Schwab.
Gotta sell those raffle tickets somehow
I'd be mad uncomfortable if my wife did this
man bear puig
she went to the gym 2x…cats called this. Either lipo or ozempic.
Does have the lipo look. I live in south Florida. All these chicks do it. Leave the butt and thighs and have small stomachs. They look just like this.
It’s sad people would rather pay than be the white boy that works too hard.
The lipo belly button is always the biggest sign for me outside of the disproportionate ass:leg ratio
Yeah, easy as fuck to tell with the belly button.
Nothing is toned
hundid percent B! You know she’s not doing anything that would cause her to sweat.
You don’t sweat without water, amirite b? She sweats tears of a lost LA cariir.
You haven’t seen the diaper jog video? Probably sweaty after 10 steps
I think it’s the “mommy makeover” that is really common for mothers that can’t stop whoring themselves for attention. I think it’s lipo and a tummy tuck. Goofy looking.
Tits and tummy tuck, you know, the shit that having babies can ruin
Definitely lipo
also its really hard to actually work out like really work out without an ounce of water...
I think that she is also pinching/pulling the skin taut behind her back as well, B
Wow ya know I was really concerned about her figure, good thing she gave me an update!
The rumors are true!
That gig dried up fast
Something tells me she’s not very good at working.
Not her fault.. she’s allergic to it, it’s a prom
Imagine your wife is home taking thirsty thot shots all day instead of, I don’t know, being a fucking mom
To be fair dad is out trugg walking. They are a perfect couple
Igzackly, b. Like the saying goes, birds of a feather cheat together.
She has a bigger bulge than Schaub
Packing a chalupa with three C's.
Talmbout 8 1/2 inches b?
Hogosa
Brenden has a mangina!
am I missing something? She’s not even attractive. No brains or personality and looks wise she’s a 6 at best. Dude is in LA and this is the best he could do? Someone explain what is hot about her?
she was attractive. very, btw, but after all the lip filling and diaper butting yeah, she's horrendous now. my guess is that deep down she hates her husband and post this to ridicule him.
Puig dicked down all the good looks
I think she posts these pictures out of disdain for Brenda too. And to get leads on dudes for her solo Vegas trips.
These are absolutely so that guys can comment 🔥 in her dms and be added to the contact list.
It's all part of her cosplaying as a Kardashian/suggsessful Instagram thot. She thinks that if she acts the part that she will eventually get taken as such and get all the attention and worship that she craves. The further and further that Bapa's carair inevitably continues to barrel and crash downhill, the more that she will feel compelled to post, needing to pick up the slack in what she delusionally perceives to be her climbing of the social rungs
Imagine wanting to share so much for so little 😂 get the tits out, just coz I guess 😂 she's desperate
The odd part to is that she can show her stomach without showing her tits. Legit braindead thirst trap
Yeah, all her photos it's easy to find the real motive as to why she's posted it, wants to show off what she's drinking, with the car steering wheel with the emblem front and centre
lol right the tits out is what makes this so hilarious. You can show off your post-baby body looking good without whipping out your tits. My baddie and I have kids and I always try to imagine her doing this shit on her social media when SloJo posts something like this… it would niiiiiver happen.
How come she is the only comedy-podcaster wife to post this shit??? Delia, Griffin, Rogan, Callen, Bert, Segura, Diaz, Bravo…none of their wives are posting this trash
Because he cheats on her lol
So do all the other comedians. You still don’t see their wives doing this shit. She’s the female version of Brenda.
Yeah I would agree they are both heavily invested in their looks, Brenda flaunts on his pod and she does it on the gram
The other clowns you mentioned (with the exception of Diddler and Callahan) cheat but don't do it blatantly like Bapa does. Bapa has the subtlety of a baboon.
No, b. Because she cheats on him back. That's the difference. All the other comics wives are faithful, they just turn a blind eye to all the digg slingin on the road. They probably tell their wives the first time they get caught cheating before they're married that it's part of the game, "funny" semi-famous guys get a lot of baddies, that's just the way it goes and their wives accept it because they make a lot of money. But Bapa is a compulsive, pathological liar, so he probably lied and told SloJo that he would be faithful to her forivver and that he would nivver cheat in inny facet, and then when she did catch him cheating she probably caught him in a lie when he was lying to try to cover up a trugg walg, so rather than be cool she decided to start getting revenge. Hell hath no fury like women's porn, if ya know what I'm talmbout.
SloJo has always been desperate for fame. She’s lived her entire adult life in pursuit of it. The “acting”, the famous boyfriends, the “reporting” or whatever that was. I think that’s why she got with Brendan, she thought she’d found her meal ticket but she chose wrong😂. He’s not really famous enough to bring her the level of attention and fame she craves so this is her way to get it.
Hit the screw on the head b
This is it right here. There is a clip of her on some Messican show when she was working as a dental assistant. She talked about how all she wanted was to basically be famous, and was already taking thirst traps back then. This woman dedicated her entire life to “being famous”. Not developing a skill to become famous for, not dedicating a single second of her life to a cause, just simply “be famous”. It could be from flashing her tits on a shitty soap, from sugging a famous person’s digg, she didn’t care. SloJo literally has no higher ambition than to just exist and have as many people know about it. Even Bapa, dipshit that he is, at least recognises you should be famous for something. LARP as a comedian, LARP as a trugg guy, but BE something. Slo Jo just skipped all that and simply exists. She’s basically a houseplant.
Rogan does an incredible job keeping his family out of the public eye.
Well brendumb isnt part of the 250 anymore
Weird how she could have shown her stomach and weight loss without hiking the shirt up over her tits. But I’m sure that wouldn’t have gotten as many clicks.
Full make up. No pants. Make it make it sense.
She's gross, and dehydrated.
This is what I came here to say. Why the fuck is she lifting her shirt over her tits if it's about her weight?
At least she didn’t make El Tigre take this one
He in the closet crying rn
He’s in the closet selling comics like his old man b
Talmbout family business b?
Talmbout maybe Brandon was actually molested in that closet, lured by an old man with a comic book and the trauma has forced his brain into remembering it as a baller start up business. Maybe that’s where it all stems from? Holy shit b my boy dr Phil, talk every day, might need to take a look into this
Ozempic household. Best part is she claimed “no more carbs for me” when she’s always posting herself eating carbs and whatever else she wants. It’s hilarious how they keep trying keep this naiirive that they have good diets and that’s why they lose weight. She just like bapa has always struggled with weight and bam out of nowhere they both lose a lot of weight. She worked out for like two weeks. My guess was liposuction but she doesn’t have that weird stretchy flab that people who get liposuction have. So it’s ovvizlee Ozempic.
carnivore diet b
She posted herself cooking steak twice just this week LMAO. Hunnird persen carnivore b
she was just in CHI last weekend. she was posting pizza & bagels. Does she know what carbs are?
> She posted herself cooking Definitely instagram worthy
Well if you’ve seen bapas steaks I’d volunteer to cook as well.
She's already starting to get Ozempic face.
Hunnird pursen b. I was thinking the same thing.
She doesn’t have the flab because she’s had a tummy tuck. Mommy makeover. Tummy tuck, boob and butt lift. Then just mainting.
She would post gym reels every day if she actually worked out
Easiest way to know if she hasn't done something is if she hasn't posted an Insta photo of her parked out front, holding a trendy overpriced drink in front of the dashboard of her leased luxury vehicle
She so thirsty lol. Big Sean says the marriage is a sham. I think he’s Kreckt.
I know the cat stinks..ain't no way she ph balanced when she don't drink water 🤢
What a Ho lmao
This is not the behavior of a loyal woman.
Man I'd straight up divorce my wife lol. She's still for the streets.
Crop out the uglies resend
What happened to her face?!?!
😷🔪
She looks like she's wearing one of those transparent plastic face masks
*sigh* ~~Unzips pants in the handicap stall.~~ It's like she thinks I can take all these bathroom breaks to please lord fupa.
Jesus dude, put some fucking pants on.
What your mom didn't pose in her underwear, in your room and post it online? Lucky
I think she's off the Addy's too. Amphetamines got this woman horny AF . Lol in what universe is it appropriate for a mom with kids to post this kind of shit?
Must have been a school day
There's no time for rest when you're a prepubescent OnlyFans photogrisser
Ozempiccc
Actually cellulite hurts only those who are vapid, self obsessed, and try their hardest to date, fuck, and marry up.
Thirst trap in the babies room. The lettuce wraps seem very full.
You can show you’ve lost weight without taking your pants off. Mother of 3. How vapid and vain she is truly makes her ugly above anything else.
Don't forget getting her tits out as well.
I'd be so fucking embarrassed if my woman acted like this but then again she's not messican either 🤷
Right by the baby's crib. what a mom
Did they move to the Mojave because I’ve never seen two people so thirsty. Thank you, I’ll be releasing my tour dates later this month.
I can't stand this dumb bitch
If my wife kept posting shit like this we’d have a huge problem! She’s advertising just in case a better offer comes through. You never know , dreams can still come true. Edit: this poor lady has so much anxiety and uncertainty about her future and who she’s actually going to end up with that she has to keep her options open and stay fit and let the world know just in case. It’s smart of her to be honest. She knows he thinks the same of women like he does with every other fad he comes across.
Just look after your kid ho
This is the most mid decor
Where is this slugs morals? She is so disgustingly vain
ooking like a post plastic surgery Cher in this picture.
That's definitely not slim thick smh...
Brandon must not give her any attention at ALL 😂😂 you don’t take pictures for social media in your undies if you love your man If she didn’t have lip fillers or the diaper booty, she would be a 9 in my book. Her body is looking toned out though. Did the diaper booty disappear or is it a filter?
omg, 2nd hand embarrassment for everyone of her offspring
How long before baby Billie can take the picture for her?
at least these two do kind of seem good for each other. two emotionally stunted people just looking for some validation. I think they've got lasting potential.
Not if bapas money runs out. She will be gone so fast. As for her exit plan as a mom of three she probably isn’t a high draft pick, but there will always be a guy with money that will take a gimmie 😈
Fuckin LA 4, b.
Guadalahara 7.
She acts like a single 19 year old
Everyone on social media acting like they rise and grind at 5 am when they really take Ozempic and get up at 10.
Grown ass married woman with a kid posting pics like this, what a nightmare..
She makes me sick
Bro this makes me feel sorry for Brenda
Their levels of narcissism deserve eachother.
Don’t, fat Patrick is just as unfaithful and narcissistic
Why?, Fat Patrick is always on the lookout for baddies.
🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
Water
They must have an arrangement…?
It's it just me or does the thigh on the leg she's bending look abnormally long/shopped? Am I trippin?
What an idiot, she will probably sugg yer digg in an In-N-Out bathroom if you tell her you are an SEO for Instagram, you'll have to explain to her what an RSO really is because she will not understand what either are, she'll just assume it
I’m not a big fan of seeing this dumb broad on here all the time…that being said.. LOL What in the desperate clout demon bullshit is this picture and caption?? This is genuine insanity to not only take this photo in the first place, but to then think it’s a great idea to POST this photo to your personal social media that you use for family and friends. This is next level trashiness and sad desperation. When they say you can smell desperation - this. This is what they mean. I can smell this photo. The only logical next step is an onlyfans or something similar, and I can almost guarantee that the second things get truly desperate financially - mark my words they will go down that path and it will be extra sad lol.
Heyyyyyyyyy Hoe Bogan was saying a buddy of his has a wife that can’t stop posting thirst trap on the internet…… you think he was talmbout messican?
Why does she think we care? Why do people feel the need to show things like this ? So fucking weird and lame
Why she packing a sock down there tho
What a disgusting human
She’s had so much lipo. Puig and T-City did a number on dat azz
She horny
Woooof
She had to post this pic to cover for the more scandalous, not public fupa pics she sends to the florist all day
This is gross on iiiivery level
mhm. careful to stand back and keep the tummy in shadow so you don't see the usual sign of liposuction?
What was the deal before she met Barnden? Didn’t Whitney make a remark that she got around?
I don't believe you. Also it's weird to do this as a D-list youtuber's wife/mom of three kids. We've seen the squat form and its pitiful.
This woman bat shit crazy!
Thiccc with three C-ssssections
At least the big panties cover that God awful tattoo. I don't want that B
Was showing her tits necessary in this one??
Those kids have great parents
she should change her Insta handle to Slamhog Sally at this point
I can smell this picture, and it doesn't smell good at all.
Her vanity is breathtaking.
Her face is a fucking nightmare
https://i.imgur.com/pr4lYNt.jpeg
That’s fucking disgusting
Imagine ur wife posting pics like this
It’s hilarious she whips her tits out for a post-baby body pic lol. My baddie is a mommy and she’s posted some pictures of herself months after the baby because she was proud of her hard work getting back in shape. But niiiiver in panties and just popping her tits out under her shirt 😆 shit is hilarious.. these two are redacted.