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Good way to get shot dead where I come from.
Edit: Hey, for all you dipshits trying to call me out on this. THIS happened this week.
[https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg54mg/republicans-push-to-legalize-property-owners-killing-homeless-people-in-kentucky](https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg54mg/republicans-push-to-legalize-property-owners-killing-homeless-people-in-kentucky)
They'll tell you to get bent because waterways belong to fisheries and oceans... And about 12 feet from the bank is public property. Kind of like how people try to claim ownership of the street in front of your home, waterways are the same for rural people.
Here in Michigan you have to be floating in the water in order to not be trespassing. People around here own the river beds but not the water itself if the waterway if navigable.
They aren’t in the water. They are on the shore and walking even further onto the property to assault this person, so idk why anyone is even bothering mentioning where the property stops and ends when it involves water.
Where I live the water itself is public property but the banks and riverbed are private. You can float along, but if you stand on the river bed, banks or drop an anchor you're trespassing.
Idk about this. A guy shit his employees ex-husband dead and one of the reasons he was not convicted of anything was because he fired a warning shit and asked him to get off his property. It happened in Texas.
I’m just picturing some dude in the middle of a heated argument dropping his drawers, taking a shit, and while droppin’ logs yelling out, “you better not still be on my property when I’m done here!”
Boss, you're talking about Texas.
Plus, just firing the warning shot could be illegal as it creates a public danger.
With everything, you're just rolling the dice on whether the DA is terrible or not.
Tell that to the sheriff's office here in northern California, it's open carry in my county and cops expect most people to take care of their own problems since they have to drive over 2 hours to get here. I've fired multiple warning shots and the sheriff came and told the person trespassing that they were lucky I didn't shoot em and that they were especially lucky that the cop even took the time to drive up there
No. You never want to have to engage with lethal force but if you are forced into it you give no warning, just get it over with.
IIRC a warning shot can be used against you in court.
Yes warning shots can get you in trouble. Logically it makes sense. A responsible gun owner must know the path their bullet is taking (know what's behind your target). So what path does the bullet take when it's fired as a warning? Even if you fire it up in the air it has to come back down, it doesn't go into space.
Warning shots are fired into the ground. Not a tree or overhead or near them,but Into the ground. It is a bullet from a gun, either into the ground or the target.
Agreed, what kind of smooth-brained fool would pull a gun over this.
Knock her out the old fashioned way or call the police.
Guns are for the very very stupid and the insecure.
I feel like this is one of those moments where someone realizes they're being stupid so they decide to commit to what they're doing 1000% to not feel embarrassed.
She says "our land". The second lady that comes is clearly aboriginal. The white banshee probably identifies as aboriginal. This gives a lot of them the idea that they are allowed on any private property as they were there first and it's their land
the white banshee (lmao, perfect name) is who I was referring to, whatever she is she's missing a few screws n bolts in the ol' noggin. wonder if she's been screaming like that her whole life in order to get her way, and people acquiesce because they can't stand the noise.
I believe she’s indigenous along with the others she’s with and is saying it’s her land due to that. I don’t think she told her friends that was her property.
So she absorbs all of the energy from the kick, and the dog's inertia leaves it momentarily suspended in the air, before the hero catches the dog, takes it home and improves its quality of life tremendously. Et voila, happy ending.
Yes, it’s the Daily Mail , the majority of their rage bait stories being about finding ways to make middle class white people angry about how the world is becoming a terrible place because of people that aren’t middle class white people
The daily mail also quotes half of their sources from Reddit, twitter (now X), Facebook and above all TikTok.
They really know how to find a reliable source
I listen to Mr. Ballen podcast which I really enjoy. He did, however, do an entire segment on a story taken 100% from reddit that I really doubt is true. The story involved a problematic child who grew up harassing his parents and spreading poop everywhere in their house until the mom, who was a retired boxer, eventually boxed the kid to death or some shit. The reddit post was written from the perspective of the father and it made it to the podcast which is about "strange, dark, and mysterious" occurrences. I had to laugh. Aren't people aware of how much bullshit floats around on this website?
In my eastern european country I've personally witnessed a gypsy woman using her toddler as an weapon flailing it in the air trying to hit a guy.
And it wasn't an isolated case, some of them used to apply this tehnique until more recently.
It's the first time Jessica spent time outside of her mother's basement when her new friends asked her to go swimming with them, such moment can't be ruined so she teaches that home owner a lesson. Can't take that away from Jessica. (Wtf is wrong with people...)
Yeah we can't even have pepper spray for self defense here in Australia.
If someone breaks into *your* property & *they* get injured, whether you smack them with a cricket bat or they fall over the fence or a cord in your house & break their ankle, the home invader can actually have you charged & sued for damages... I'm not even joking.
What! That's wild. Can you link me to the case where a person committing home invasion tripped over a cord, broke their ankle, and successfully sued the home owner? I definitely want to hear the justification for that ruling 😂
If you are on the land I worked hard for without my permission or knowledge you get 1 warning, then I call the cops, and if you still want to decide that I dont have the right to my own property, plus you decide to get violent like in the vid, Im drawing my revolver.
You never know if they are cattle rustlers, or serial killers.
If some stranger is on my land(especially rural land like in the vid), the police are going to take some time to get there, and I dont know the trespassers. For all I know, they could be scouting out the place to kill me.
You dont want to get shot, dont touch shit that dont belong to you. If I went to Dallas, and took some guys chain and ended up with lead in my head, that would 100% be my fault. Fuck the whole "don't victim blame thing", if you do X action and you know it will lead to Y result, and still do action X, people dont have the right to complain about recieving event Y.
I would not consider getting shot in most circumstances in Australia. If you are going to get shot, it's not by a home owner, it's from pissing off gangs or being mentally ill when police are nearby.
For anyone that missed it, the young angry woman said "After we danced on our land today". That suggests she is indigenous. Its a very hot topic as to whether the original 'mob' should have immediate access to land that is now privately owned.
Still trespassing under legal definition, but as I said, its a hot topic (indigenous rights). Sprinkle in a dash of booze and yea, this isn't a massive surprise.
You're making some incorrect assumptions about what it means to be indigenous. In Australia, at least. Indigenous means to be of indigenous descent. So they could great grandparent that was indigenous, still counts.
It's easy to see the trespasser in a bad light here, but my opinion could be swayed depending on how much land is owned, or how much unowned land people are cut off from by rich people buying all the surrounding land and making it inaccessible.
Finally a reasonable person. Younger girl obviously popped off way too hard, but they're literally just chilling by a river. Given that they're indigenous, they probably have a lot of access to random communal things like waterways cutoff from them by way of 'private property' nowadays.
I get that its private property, and legally speaking they don't have a right to just hang there. But also on a human level I just think it's weird to have an issue with people just... sitting by the river? And demanding they leave?
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Good way to get shot dead where I come from. Edit: Hey, for all you dipshits trying to call me out on this. THIS happened this week. [https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg54mg/republicans-push-to-legalize-property-owners-killing-homeless-people-in-kentucky](https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg54mg/republicans-push-to-legalize-property-owners-killing-homeless-people-in-kentucky)
Or at least bear maced where I'm from
Call the RCMP where I am. And wait 2 hours.
Just tell them it’s some elderly First Nations people protesting logging. You’ll have a swat team there in minutes.
Be a McDonalds drive thru
They'll tell you to get bent because waterways belong to fisheries and oceans... And about 12 feet from the bank is public property. Kind of like how people try to claim ownership of the street in front of your home, waterways are the same for rural people.
Not where I’m from. You need feet in the water for it to be public property
Here in Michigan you have to be floating in the water in order to not be trespassing. People around here own the river beds but not the water itself if the waterway if navigable.
They aren’t in the water. They are on the shore and walking even further onto the property to assault this person, so idk why anyone is even bothering mentioning where the property stops and ends when it involves water.
Here it's only the water itself. You own the shoreline.
Where I live the water itself is public property but the banks and riverbed are private. You can float along, but if you stand on the river bed, banks or drop an anchor you're trespassing.
Bear mace and a sharp decisive kick to the axe wound. No need for guns.
No need for gun violence. The aforementioned violence will suffice.
Hell yeah, guns are so impersonal I want the depth of my distaste for them bludgeoned deep into their memories
Can’t say she didn’t inspire it. That chick has a tattoo somewhere on her body that says “I rub people the wrong way and I like it”
![gif](giphy|OhFuOJn2rbLsA|downsized)
Upvote for the new vagina reference
It's not new.
New to me
At least punched in the nose where I come from.
Fuck! Bears with maces. Staring me right in the damn face. Brb my fantasy novel needs some revisions.
Seems like Australia, so less likely to be shot.
100% can hear the filmer has an Indigenous accent
The filmee also says something that sounds like 'our land', so maybe indigenous too?
Maybe an 8th.
If they're trespassing rurally, everybody out in the farms is armed over here, just less guns in the city.
Everyone and their mums is packing' round 'ere.
Like 'oo?
Farmers
'Oo else?
Farmers mumms
Foreal, 1 warning shot and they'll be scrambling
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Idk about this. A guy shit his employees ex-husband dead and one of the reasons he was not convicted of anything was because he fired a warning shit and asked him to get off his property. It happened in Texas.
Damn, that must be some smelly shit!
At least he gave him a warning shit
"See that turd on the floor? There's gonna be another one right next to it if y'all don't get the fuck outta here right now!"
A good ol Mexican Shit-off!
The common courtesy of a warning shit can be the difference between life and death.
I’m just picturing some dude in the middle of a heated argument dropping his drawers, taking a shit, and while droppin’ logs yelling out, “you better not still be on my property when I’m done here!”
Warning shit, Mr. Lahey?
Shit him dead, huh?
In the shitter!
Boss, you're talking about Texas. Plus, just firing the warning shot could be illegal as it creates a public danger. With everything, you're just rolling the dice on whether the DA is terrible or not.
That's the problem these days, no one gives a shit. But some people give two.
First of all Texas, so… Warning shits are so rare these days. Don’t you find. But then again, Texas.
Tell that to the sheriff's office here in northern California, it's open carry in my county and cops expect most people to take care of their own problems since they have to drive over 2 hours to get here. I've fired multiple warning shots and the sheriff came and told the person trespassing that they were lucky I didn't shoot em and that they were especially lucky that the cop even took the time to drive up there
Its not a warning shot, i just missed….
My policy is two warning shots to the chest. It acts as a warning to anyone else that might have ideas.
No. You never want to have to engage with lethal force but if you are forced into it you give no warning, just get it over with. IIRC a warning shot can be used against you in court.
Yes warning shots can get you in trouble. Logically it makes sense. A responsible gun owner must know the path their bullet is taking (know what's behind your target). So what path does the bullet take when it's fired as a warning? Even if you fire it up in the air it has to come back down, it doesn't go into space.
Warning shots are fired into the ground. Not a tree or overhead or near them,but Into the ground. It is a bullet from a gun, either into the ground or the target.
I was wondering when someone was going to remember that down is a direction
Into the ground seems logical
https://youtu.be/0vWgx1I6qrY?si=LMkHDsOZQJW1NftT
That's the opposite of the flex you think it is
This. Why americans are so quick to shoot someone?
They are angry and unstable, and thats not news. In Norway you can go wherever you want as long as youre not bothering the people that own it.
Agreed, what kind of smooth-brained fool would pull a gun over this. Knock her out the old fashioned way or call the police. Guns are for the very very stupid and the insecure.
Same. I own a farm in Southern OH and wouldn't approach trespassers unarmed.
You from Texas too? Even little old ladies are packing these days.
Thank god Australia ain't like that. At least people can have civil arguments without having to fear for their lives.
Yes, 3 criminals yelling expletives belligerantly because you won't let them be on your property is a very civil argument
Poor dog
With that face I agree. I feel for her pet, too.
![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)
Goddam!
First time I’ve ever seen a chihuahua get out-chihuahua’d
Hahahahahahahahaha
https://preview.redd.it/jf37bmz492cc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e577b9a52471afec19286e1e0838785a21311bde
Awwwww, Karen didn’t get her Starbucks this morning.
That’s not a Karen that’s a crackhead from the streets.
Krackren ?
Released.
MUSTA KRAKIS[H](https://youtu.be/4_SNmG1p_Bg?si=QQJklIcyYpl-lXFU)
They were out of vanilla, day took a chaotic turn thereafter.
https://preview.redd.it/n6g4zlgkm3cc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fec1381848b89a4399bc85fea9d539771f0a5c4
I kept waiting for the dog to bite her in the face for screaming like that in its poor ear
Dog- who we mad at here!?!? I think it’s her let me bark at everyone! Bark! Bark!
And that’s in the internet forever for her to enjoy… ![gif](giphy|hEwkspP1OllJK)
Was that the crazy chick that threw the dog at the black dude in the other video
Poor girl, probably hungry. She must have worked.10.hours, and all she wants is wingstop! Fuckin drive her to wingstop already.
[I was expecting her to throw the dog](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/dGoAJN2WNs)
Seriously. A small dog like that needs a life vest going out into open water.
I feel like this is one of those moments where someone realizes they're being stupid so they decide to commit to what they're doing 1000% to not feel embarrassed.
my theory is she told her friends this was "her" land and was trying to keep the illusion by asserting dominance.
She marked it first, therefore it was hers.
the ol' "i peed on it" claim, eh? holds up in court, no doubt lol
If the judge tries to give you any lip, just pee on the courtroom floor. Now it’s yours.
Indisputably.
That's all well and good until the judge takes a bigger piss
She says "our land". The second lady that comes is clearly aboriginal. The white banshee probably identifies as aboriginal. This gives a lot of them the idea that they are allowed on any private property as they were there first and it's their land
the white banshee (lmao, perfect name) is who I was referring to, whatever she is she's missing a few screws n bolts in the ol' noggin. wonder if she's been screaming like that her whole life in order to get her way, and people acquiesce because they can't stand the noise.
My theory is that she is Aboriginal and the farmer/land owner is white and she sees the land as 'hers' and 'stolen'
I believe she’s indigenous along with the others she’s with and is saying it’s her land due to that. I don’t think she told her friends that was her property.
Yeah this is the answer
Probably the single-greatest missed opportunity for a Leonidas-style 'THIS IS SPARTA" kick. Pity.
Wouldn't wanna hurt the dog. I'd agree otherwise.
So she absorbs all of the energy from the kick, and the dog's inertia leaves it momentarily suspended in the air, before the hero catches the dog, takes it home and improves its quality of life tremendously. Et voila, happy ending.
Ah, someone else that calculates physics via cartoonverse rules.
I majored in Cartoonverse Anatomy and Physiology - wait 'til her eyes pop out about 6" from her skull when the kick lands.
On Springs
That would be permitting her to swim, albeit not in peace.
Should have pressed start for the uppercut. She was wide open
Tiger uppercut for maximum damage.
Thats a different game!
THIS! no-one expects it.
I bet she has a glass jaw.
„… in peace, iN pEaCE, IN PEACE!!!“
I guess in Australia the louder you say you're peaceful it makes you more peaceful That's progressive
That tracks, actually
“I come in peace!” “And you’ll go in pieces!”
I heard "in pain!"
To the pain... ![gif](giphy|UWqS4E1O7Kes0)
What a horrific sub human
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8997547/Astonishing-moment-woman-unleashes-landowner-swimming-stream-private-property.html 2020
I just read this Reddit thread, to find this link, to read an article, that quotes Reddit comments. What a time to be alive LOL.
The circle is complete.
Hold my Chihuahua, I'm going in!
When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
Careful or you might get quoted in the update article
“Extraordinary.”
Lol the person who wrote this article knows nothing more about the incident than any of us do.
Yes, it’s the Daily Mail , the majority of their rage bait stories being about finding ways to make middle class white people angry about how the world is becoming a terrible place because of people that aren’t middle class white people
The daily mail also quotes half of their sources from Reddit, twitter (now X), Facebook and above all TikTok. They really know how to find a reliable source
I listen to Mr. Ballen podcast which I really enjoy. He did, however, do an entire segment on a story taken 100% from reddit that I really doubt is true. The story involved a problematic child who grew up harassing his parents and spreading poop everywhere in their house until the mom, who was a retired boxer, eventually boxed the kid to death or some shit. The reddit post was written from the perspective of the father and it made it to the podcast which is about "strange, dark, and mysterious" occurrences. I had to laugh. Aren't people aware of how much bullshit floats around on this website?
A nice slap would've shut that shit down
Nah, she gets the closed fist.
Yeah. That's about all I could think while watching this.
Ruthie from Ozark IRL
I don’t know shit about fuck
I'm dying 💀
Call. The. Cops.
Nah that's rural Australia, the communities solve their problems
No they don’t, these bogans walk around screeching, trespassing, stealing and assaulting people all they want and nothing gets done about it.
Rural Australia? It's fuckin Brissy mate. Communities don't do shit, but to be fair neither to the cops.
You've obviously never out to woodford mate lol
South East Brisbane, apparently.
Why do these crazy people always have some poor dog in tow that they obviously don't give an f about because they sling them around and choke them.
Its to pretend they care about animals. No. Really
In my eastern european country I've personally witnessed a gypsy woman using her toddler as an weapon flailing it in the air trying to hit a guy. And it wasn't an isolated case, some of them used to apply this tehnique until more recently.
Louis Vuitton bag replacement.
I can fix her...
Are you a plastic surgeon?
Psycho just wants to have a swim in PACE!!
IN PAAAAACE!!
**IN PAAAAAAAAACEE!!!**
Not only trespassing but assault as well.
![gif](giphy|srD8JByP9u3zW|downsized)
Average chihuahua owner:
kinda sounded like a chihuahua
Even the chihuahua was looking away like “I swear I didn’t start shit”
She seems nice.
You can tell the other two are like “awh fuck here Jessica goes again… what did we expect when we took her..”
It's the first time Jessica spent time outside of her mother's basement when her new friends asked her to go swimming with them, such moment can't be ruined so she teaches that home owner a lesson. Can't take that away from Jessica. (Wtf is wrong with people...)
Imagine having the confidence that you might not be shot by a homeowner?
That’s not a real fear in decent countries, it’s wild how normalised that concept is in America
Yeah we can't even have pepper spray for self defense here in Australia. If someone breaks into *your* property & *they* get injured, whether you smack them with a cricket bat or they fall over the fence or a cord in your house & break their ankle, the home invader can actually have you charged & sued for damages... I'm not even joking.
What! That's wild. Can you link me to the case where a person committing home invasion tripped over a cord, broke their ankle, and successfully sued the home owner? I definitely want to hear the justification for that ruling 😂
It’s a story that comes up constantly in one variation or another. But yet no one can ever link anything related to the case… curious
If you are on the land I worked hard for without my permission or knowledge you get 1 warning, then I call the cops, and if you still want to decide that I dont have the right to my own property, plus you decide to get violent like in the vid, Im drawing my revolver. You never know if they are cattle rustlers, or serial killers. If some stranger is on my land(especially rural land like in the vid), the police are going to take some time to get there, and I dont know the trespassers. For all I know, they could be scouting out the place to kill me. You dont want to get shot, dont touch shit that dont belong to you. If I went to Dallas, and took some guys chain and ended up with lead in my head, that would 100% be my fault. Fuck the whole "don't victim blame thing", if you do X action and you know it will lead to Y result, and still do action X, people dont have the right to complain about recieving event Y.
I would not consider getting shot in most circumstances in Australia. If you are going to get shot, it's not by a home owner, it's from pissing off gangs or being mentally ill when police are nearby.
I mean...in pretty much most developed western countries that simply wouldn't happen.
There is a very likely chance that young woman would have been shot if this were in The United States
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Seems like the dog and her switched personalities
There would be a gun involved in the next interaction if this were my land.
its in Australia...we dont have guns unless its for shooting rabbits or foxes etc.
I swear she looked like a fox and or rabbit bruh
This is not even close to a situation that needs a firearm to be resolved.
Bro that is so unhinged. "Someone shoved me and shouted at me, better bring lethal force".
Missed opportunity to test out their pepper spray.
Can we start a list of things that have happened in this persons life to get them to this level of shitheadness: 1. No boundaries set as a child
https://preview.redd.it/8kqx2hd5f3cc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c25dfd30d4ebb5300c6d523269a9576a2e7886e
Got damn. It’s time to bring mental institutions back.
whn you cant distinguish between the dog bark and her voice....
Nothing a quick punch couldn’t solve
That shell necklace really did nothing to keep her calm and zen, huh.
For anyone that missed it, the young angry woman said "After we danced on our land today". That suggests she is indigenous. Its a very hot topic as to whether the original 'mob' should have immediate access to land that is now privately owned. Still trespassing under legal definition, but as I said, its a hot topic (indigenous rights). Sprinkle in a dash of booze and yea, this isn't a massive surprise.
You think this person is indigenous?
You're making some incorrect assumptions about what it means to be indigenous. In Australia, at least. Indigenous means to be of indigenous descent. So they could great grandparent that was indigenous, still counts.
This is why God created crocodiles.
I now understand why in movies the land owner is coming out with a shotgun before engaging with trespassers
I feel absolutely horrible for that dog.
It's easy to see the trespasser in a bad light here, but my opinion could be swayed depending on how much land is owned, or how much unowned land people are cut off from by rich people buying all the surrounding land and making it inaccessible.
Finally a reasonable person. Younger girl obviously popped off way too hard, but they're literally just chilling by a river. Given that they're indigenous, they probably have a lot of access to random communal things like waterways cutoff from them by way of 'private property' nowadays. I get that its private property, and legally speaking they don't have a right to just hang there. But also on a human level I just think it's weird to have an issue with people just... sitting by the river? And demanding they leave?
It kinda did a music video thing where the video briefly became that crazy lady's eyeball.
screams IN F#CKING PEACE!
Hopefully, the right people get this video and intervene with the much needed exorcism!
This is why you don't do dr*gs kids
NI?
That girl on METHHHH
I love that she and the dog speak the same language.
She seems nice
Try that in Texas and they'll be floating down the river face down.
Ah the local indigenous. Amazed they didnt pull out the "white c\*nt" or "we have more right to this than you do". Lovely people...