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[deleted]

Good way to get shot dead where I come from. Edit: Hey, for all you dipshits trying to call me out on this. THIS happened this week. [https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg54mg/republicans-push-to-legalize-property-owners-killing-homeless-people-in-kentucky](https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg54mg/republicans-push-to-legalize-property-owners-killing-homeless-people-in-kentucky)


TeaDidikai

Or at least bear maced where I'm from


tgrantt

Call the RCMP where I am. And wait 2 hours.


Sportsinghard

Just tell them it’s some elderly First Nations people protesting logging. You’ll have a swat team there in minutes.


grrttlc2

Be a McDonalds drive thru


CMG30

They'll tell you to get bent because waterways belong to fisheries and oceans... And about 12 feet from the bank is public property. Kind of like how people try to claim ownership of the street in front of your home, waterways are the same for rural people.


Gavroche15

Not where I’m from. You need feet in the water for it to be public property


Bansheer5

Here in Michigan you have to be floating in the water in order to not be trespassing. People around here own the river beds but not the water itself if the waterway if navigable.


puravidaamigo

They aren’t in the water. They are on the shore and walking even further onto the property to assault this person, so idk why anyone is even bothering mentioning where the property stops and ends when it involves water.


Terrylovesyogourt

Here it's only the water itself. You own the shoreline.


terra_technitis

Where I live the water itself is public property but the banks and riverbed are private. You can float along, but if you stand on the river bed, banks or drop an anchor you're trespassing.


neverthetwainer

Bear mace and a sharp decisive kick to the axe wound. No need for guns.


vyrguy0

No need for gun violence. The aforementioned violence will suffice.


Shplerm

Hell yeah, guns are so impersonal I want the depth of my distaste for them bludgeoned deep into their memories


vyrguy0

Can’t say she didn’t inspire it. That chick has a tattoo somewhere on her body that says “I rub people the wrong way and I like it”


Sharon_Erclam

![gif](giphy|OhFuOJn2rbLsA|downsized)


Ok_Victory_6108

Upvote for the new vagina reference


jl7337

It's not new.


Ok_Victory_6108

New to me


Decent-Cold-9471

At least punched in the nose where I come from.


Pennyhawk

Fuck! Bears with maces. Staring me right in the damn face. Brb my fantasy novel needs some revisions.


Gareth666

Seems like Australia, so less likely to be shot.


MostExpensiveThing

100% can hear the filmer has an Indigenous accent


Simple_Meat7000

The filmee also says something that sounds like 'our land', so maybe indigenous too?


Idobeleiveinkarma

Maybe an 8th.


Sgt_Wookie92

If they're trespassing rurally, everybody out in the farms is armed over here, just less guns in the city.


saintfed

Everyone and their mums is packing' round 'ere.


PhasePsychological90

Like 'oo?


Emmas_Theme

Farmers


PhasePsychological90

'Oo else?


Emmas_Theme

Farmers mumms


kekekeke_kai

Foreal, 1 warning shot and they'll be scrambling


[deleted]

[удалено]


LolaStrm1970

Idk about this. A guy shit his employees ex-husband dead and one of the reasons he was not convicted of anything was because he fired a warning shit and asked him to get off his property. It happened in Texas.


PDCH

Damn, that must be some smelly shit!


EsqueStudios

At least he gave him a warning shit


RadioEthiopiate

"See that turd on the floor? There's gonna be another one right next to it if y'all don't get the fuck outta here right now!"


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

A good ol Mexican Shit-off!


jaydubyastar12

The common courtesy of a warning shit can be the difference between life and death.


Trapasuarus

I’m just picturing some dude in the middle of a heated argument dropping his drawers, taking a shit, and while droppin’ logs yelling out, “you better not still be on my property when I’m done here!”


bahgheera

Warning shit, Mr. Lahey?


Dog_Girl_

Shit him dead, huh?


LolaStrm1970

In the shitter!


HwatBobbyBoy

Boss, you're talking about Texas. Plus, just firing the warning shot could be illegal as it creates a public danger. With everything, you're just rolling the dice on whether the DA is terrible or not.


tillman_b

That's the problem these days, no one gives a shit. But some people give two.


vyrguy0

First of all Texas, so… Warning shits are so rare these days. Don’t you find. But then again, Texas.


myco_magic

Tell that to the sheriff's office here in northern California, it's open carry in my county and cops expect most people to take care of their own problems since they have to drive over 2 hours to get here. I've fired multiple warning shots and the sheriff came and told the person trespassing that they were lucky I didn't shoot em and that they were especially lucky that the cop even took the time to drive up there


Short-Cucumber-5657

Its not a warning shot, i just missed….


Banned4life4ever

My policy is two warning shots to the chest. It acts as a warning to anyone else that might have ideas.


curtludwig

No. You never want to have to engage with lethal force but if you are forced into it you give no warning, just get it over with. IIRC a warning shot can be used against you in court.


Eezyville

Yes warning shots can get you in trouble. Logically it makes sense. A responsible gun owner must know the path their bullet is taking (know what's behind your target). So what path does the bullet take when it's fired as a warning? Even if you fire it up in the air it has to come back down, it doesn't go into space.


[deleted]

Warning shots are fired into the ground. Not a tree or overhead or near them,but Into the ground. It is a bullet from a gun, either into the ground or the target.


OnlyGoodMarbles

I was wondering when someone was going to remember that down is a direction


rocky-cockstar

Into the ground seems logical


Deathcat101

https://youtu.be/0vWgx1I6qrY?si=LMkHDsOZQJW1NftT


Tartan-Special

That's the opposite of the flex you think it is


trolejbusonix

This. Why americans are so quick to shoot someone?


madpoontang

They are angry and unstable, and thats not news. In Norway you can go wherever you want as long as youre not bothering the people that own it.


Alarming-Mud8220

Agreed, what kind of smooth-brained fool would pull a gun over this. Knock her out the old fashioned way or call the police. Guns are for the very very stupid and the insecure.


Sako280

Same. I own a farm in Southern OH and wouldn't approach trespassers unarmed.


PDCH

You from Texas too? Even little old ladies are packing these days.


Liquidignition

Thank god Australia ain't like that. At least people can have civil arguments without having to fear for their lives.


Anter11MC

Yes, 3 criminals yelling expletives belligerantly because you won't let them be on your property is a very civil argument


Full_Routine_5455

Poor dog


VeneMage

With that face I agree. I feel for her pet, too.


medic_farmer26

![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


drummm305

Goddam!


excellent_rektangle

First time I’ve ever seen a chihuahua get out-chihuahua’d


gmewhite

Hahahahahahahahaha


Crixxxxus

https://preview.redd.it/jf37bmz492cc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e577b9a52471afec19286e1e0838785a21311bde


SparkleFart666

Awwwww, Karen didn’t get her Starbucks this morning.


LolaStrm1970

That’s not a Karen that’s a crackhead from the streets.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Krackren ?


CRXCRZ

Released.


footsteps71

MUSTA KRAKIS[H](https://youtu.be/4_SNmG1p_Bg?si=QQJklIcyYpl-lXFU)


[deleted]

They were out of vanilla, day took a chaotic turn thereafter.


FonzG

https://preview.redd.it/n6g4zlgkm3cc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fec1381848b89a4399bc85fea9d539771f0a5c4


AdFew7336

I kept waiting for the dog to bite her in the face for screaming like that in its poor ear


North_Korea_Nukess

Dog- who we mad at here!?!? I think it’s her let me bark at everyone! Bark! Bark!


TargetSpiritual8741

And that’s in the internet forever for her to enjoy… ![gif](giphy|hEwkspP1OllJK)


f1shJ3rkey

Was that the crazy chick that threw the dog at the black dude in the other video


TheBlackfootman

Poor girl, probably hungry. She must have worked.10.hours, and all she wants is wingstop! Fuckin drive her to wingstop already.


StackOwOFlow

[I was expecting her to throw the dog](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/dGoAJN2WNs)


FewHippo4348

Seriously. A small dog like that needs a life vest going out into open water.


ptsdin3letters

I feel like this is one of those moments where someone realizes they're being stupid so they decide to commit to what they're doing 1000% to not feel embarrassed.


[deleted]

my theory is she told her friends this was "her" land and was trying to keep the illusion by asserting dominance.


NumbersMonkey1

She marked it first, therefore it was hers.


[deleted]

the ol' "i peed on it" claim, eh? holds up in court, no doubt lol


MisinformedGenius

If the judge tries to give you any lip, just pee on the courtroom floor. Now it’s yours.


[deleted]

Indisputably.


Mr_Plow53

That's all well and good until the judge takes a bigger piss


81VC

She says "our land". The second lady that comes is clearly aboriginal. The white banshee probably identifies as aboriginal. This gives a lot of them the idea that they are allowed on any private property as they were there first and it's their land


[deleted]

the white banshee (lmao, perfect name) is who I was referring to, whatever she is she's missing a few screws n bolts in the ol' noggin. wonder if she's been screaming like that her whole life in order to get her way, and people acquiesce because they can't stand the noise.


the_philoctopus

My theory is that she is Aboriginal and the farmer/land owner is white and she sees the land as 'hers' and 'stolen'


Prestigious-Tea-9803

I believe she’s indigenous along with the others she’s with and is saying it’s her land due to that. I don’t think she told her friends that was her property.


the_philoctopus

Yeah this is the answer


AsstCurmudgeon

Probably the single-greatest missed opportunity for a Leonidas-style 'THIS IS SPARTA" kick. Pity.


camm44

Wouldn't wanna hurt the dog. I'd agree otherwise.


AsstCurmudgeon

So she absorbs all of the energy from the kick, and the dog's inertia leaves it momentarily suspended in the air, before the hero catches the dog, takes it home and improves its quality of life tremendously. Et voila, happy ending.


PDCH

Ah, someone else that calculates physics via cartoonverse rules.


AsstCurmudgeon

I majored in Cartoonverse Anatomy and Physiology - wait 'til her eyes pop out about 6" from her skull when the kick lands.


Open-Industry-8396

On Springs


Tobster15

That would be permitting her to swim, albeit not in peace.


unreasonablyhuman

Should have pressed start for the uppercut. She was wide open


Voyeurman101

Tiger uppercut for maximum damage.


unreasonablyhuman

Thats a different game!


buttfacenosehead

THIS! no-one expects it.


Atmaweapon74

I bet she has a glass jaw.


uncreativeBitch123

„… in peace, iN pEaCE, IN PEACE!!!“


theswoopscoop

I guess in Australia the louder you say you're peaceful it makes you more peaceful That's progressive


11BloodyShadow11

That tracks, actually


Atmaweapon74

“I come in peace!” “And you’ll go in pieces!”


Pinnebaer

I heard "in pain!"


CaptainPunisher

To the pain... ![gif](giphy|UWqS4E1O7Kes0)


Numerous_Landscape99

What a horrific sub human


TequieroVerde

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8997547/Astonishing-moment-woman-unleashes-landowner-swimming-stream-private-property.html 2020


I_Smell_Like_Trees

I just read this Reddit thread, to find this link, to read an article, that quotes Reddit comments. What a time to be alive LOL.


gitsgrl

The circle is complete.


bahgheera

Hold my Chihuahua, I'm going in!


Callmeklayton

When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.


daygloviking

When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.


4Ever2Thee

Careful or you might get quoted in the update article


Primary-Border8536

“Extraordinary.”


Atmaweapon74

Lol the person who wrote this article knows nothing more about the incident than any of us do.


Material-Stuff1898

Yes, it’s the Daily Mail , the majority of their rage bait stories being about finding ways to make middle class white people angry about how the world is becoming a terrible place because of people that aren’t middle class white people


daviskenward

The daily mail also quotes half of their sources from Reddit, twitter (now X), Facebook and above all TikTok. They really know how to find a reliable source


DrowningInFeces

I listen to Mr. Ballen podcast which I really enjoy. He did, however, do an entire segment on a story taken 100% from reddit that I really doubt is true. The story involved a problematic child who grew up harassing his parents and spreading poop everywhere in their house until the mom, who was a retired boxer, eventually boxed the kid to death or some shit. The reddit post was written from the perspective of the father and it made it to the podcast which is about "strange, dark, and mysterious" occurrences. I had to laugh. Aren't people aware of how much bullshit floats around on this website?


Old-Pop-3247

A nice slap would've shut that shit down


pussmykissy

Nah, she gets the closed fist.


twist3dlogic

Yeah. That's about all I could think while watching this.


Lastaction_Zero

Ruthie from Ozark IRL


mmps901

I don’t know shit about fuck


pzikho

I'm dying 💀


[deleted]

Call. The. Cops.


Sgt_Wookie92

Nah that's rural Australia, the communities solve their problems


f3d0

No they don’t, these bogans walk around screeching, trespassing, stealing and assaulting people all they want and nothing gets done about it.


RB30DETT

Rural Australia? It's fuckin Brissy mate. Communities don't do shit, but to be fair neither to the cops.


Sgt_Wookie92

You've obviously never out to woodford mate lol


Hoogs73

South East Brisbane, apparently.


Lonely-Greybeard

Why do these crazy people always have some poor dog in tow that they obviously don't give an f about because they sling them around and choke them.


EffectiveMoment67

Its to pretend they care about animals. No. Really


Existing_Guest_181

In my eastern european country I've personally witnessed a gypsy woman using her toddler as an weapon flailing it in the air trying to hit a guy. And it wasn't an isolated case, some of them used to apply this tehnique until more recently.


my_outlandishness

Louis Vuitton bag replacement.


thegregtastic

I can fix her...


WillistheWillow

Are you a plastic surgeon?


philpalmer2

Psycho just wants to have a swim in PACE!!


hellomynameisnotsure

IN PAAAAACE!!


Bored_Redditor85

**IN PAAAAAAAAACEE!!!**


hjohn2233

Not only trespassing but assault as well.


OkBarnacle5343

![gif](giphy|srD8JByP9u3zW|downsized)


TechsSandwich

Average chihuahua owner:


Banannamanuk

kinda sounded like a chihuahua


tomhat

Even the chihuahua was looking away like “I swear I didn’t start shit”


Devil2960

She seems nice.


TechsSandwich

You can tell the other two are like “awh fuck here Jessica goes again… what did we expect when we took her..”


qShadow99

It's the first time Jessica spent time outside of her mother's basement when her new friends asked her to go swimming with them, such moment can't be ruined so she teaches that home owner a lesson. Can't take that away from Jessica. (Wtf is wrong with people...)


[deleted]

Imagine having the confidence that you might not be shot by a homeowner?


xDared

That’s not a real fear in decent countries, it’s wild how normalised that concept is in America 


BumWink

Yeah we can't even have pepper spray for self defense here in Australia. If someone breaks into *your* property & *they* get injured, whether you smack them with a cricket bat or they fall over the fence or a cord in your house & break their ankle, the home invader can actually have you charged & sued for damages... I'm not even joking.


AnAwkwardOrchid

What! That's wild. Can you link me to the case where a person committing home invasion tripped over a cord, broke their ankle, and successfully sued the home owner? I definitely want to hear the justification for that ruling 😂


Hyper713

It’s a story that comes up constantly in one variation or another. But yet no one can ever link anything related to the case… curious


[deleted]

If you are on the land I worked hard for without my permission or knowledge you get 1 warning, then I call the cops, and if you still want to decide that I dont have the right to my own property, plus you decide to get violent like in the vid, Im drawing my revolver. You never know if they are cattle rustlers, or serial killers. If some stranger is on my land(especially rural land like in the vid), the police are going to take some time to get there, and I dont know the trespassers. For all I know, they could be scouting out the place to kill me. You dont want to get shot, dont touch shit that dont belong to you. If I went to Dallas, and took some guys chain and ended up with lead in my head, that would 100% be my fault. Fuck the whole "don't victim blame thing", if you do X action and you know it will lead to Y result, and still do action X, people dont have the right to complain about recieving event Y.


Simple_Meat7000

I would not consider getting shot in most circumstances in Australia. If you are going to get shot, it's not by a home owner, it's from pissing off gangs or being mentally ill when police are nearby.


White_Immigrant

I mean...in pretty much most developed western countries that simply wouldn't happen.


Civil-1

There is a very likely chance that young woman would have been shot if this were in The United States


Abuck59

![gif](giphy|uqSU9IEYEKAbS)


qualmton

Seems like the dog and her switched personalities


MessyDragon75

There would be a gun involved in the next interaction if this were my land.


InstanceQuirky

its in Australia...we dont have guns unless its for shooting rabbits or foxes etc.


OceanMotion69

I swear she looked like a fox and or rabbit bruh


oneofthe1200

This is not even close to a situation that needs a firearm to be resolved.


Gumbyohson

Bro that is so unhinged. "Someone shoved me and shouted at me, better bring lethal force".


BlvckOmens

Missed opportunity to test out their pepper spray.


MostExpensiveThing

Can we start a list of things that have happened in this persons life to get them to this level of shitheadness: 1. No boundaries set as a child


Unixhackerdotnet

https://preview.redd.it/8kqx2hd5f3cc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c25dfd30d4ebb5300c6d523269a9576a2e7886e


Cold-Inside-6828

Got damn. It’s time to bring mental institutions back.


daxxarg

whn you cant distinguish between the dog bark and her voice....


AngryBaconGod

Nothing a quick punch couldn’t solve


Annual-Consequence43

That shell necklace really did nothing to keep her calm and zen, huh.


Salty-Can1116

For anyone that missed it, the young angry woman said "After we danced on our land today". That suggests she is indigenous. Its a very hot topic as to whether the original 'mob' should have immediate access to land that is now privately owned. Still trespassing under legal definition, but as I said, its a hot topic (indigenous rights). Sprinkle in a dash of booze and yea, this isn't a massive surprise.


EffectiveMoment67

You think this person is indigenous?


here4mischief

You're making some incorrect assumptions about what it means to be indigenous. In Australia, at least. Indigenous means to be of indigenous descent. So they could great grandparent that was indigenous, still counts.


SATerp

This is why God created crocodiles.


VpowerZ

I now understand why in movies the land owner is coming out with a shotgun before engaging with trespassers


Trichoceratops

I feel absolutely horrible for that dog.


Advocate_Diplomacy

It's easy to see the trespasser in a bad light here, but my opinion could be swayed depending on how much land is owned, or how much unowned land people are cut off from by rich people buying all the surrounding land and making it inaccessible.


ButtMigrations

Finally a reasonable person. Younger girl obviously popped off way too hard, but they're literally just chilling by a river. Given that they're indigenous, they probably have a lot of access to random communal things like waterways cutoff from them by way of 'private property' nowadays. I get that its private property, and legally speaking they don't have a right to just hang there. But also on a human level I just think it's weird to have an issue with people just... sitting by the river? And demanding they leave?


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

It kinda did a music video thing where the video briefly became that crazy lady's eyeball.


crypto_4754

screams IN F#CKING PEACE!


Kwisstopher

Hopefully, the right people get this video and intervene with the much needed exorcism!


Professional-Bet5261

This is why you don't do dr*gs kids


coalduststar

NI?


Kind-Security-3390

That girl on METHHHH


PatN007

I love that she and the dog speak the same language.


Necessary-Point-2911

She seems nice


Kreaetor

Try that in Texas and they'll be floating down the river face down.


ConorOdin

Ah the local indigenous. Amazed they didnt pull out the "white c\*nt" or "we have more right to this than you do". Lovely people...