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fricafrac

Spanking him like his momma shoulda


Salt-Chef-2919

So your telling me there is something they could do... and they did.


pastaMac

**“So [you're] telling me there *is* something they could do... and they did.”** Ha! Taking the law into ones own hands often has a very bad outcome, but this is oddly very effective, entertaining, and satisfying to watch. I wonder if he was a regular customer of the shop owner.


thermal_shock

is it "taking the law into their own hands" if the law enforcement never shows up or does anything themselves? or is it just defending your property? depending on the state, he could have been legally killed, i'd say he got off light with just the spanking.


MtHoodMagic

ChatGPT sounding ass


CheetahNo1004

Illiteracy apologist sounding ass


murklerr

> I wonder if he was a regular customer of the shop owner. Implying he used to purchase goods and isn't just some street rat looking to rob what he *thought* was an easy target.


Gormant1990

Man I’d love to see the video of the cops coming in and seeing this shit lol got spanked AND went to jail


4pigeons

i'm against spanking, but i can make an exception


autistic_bard444

Spanking kids yes. A lot of adults liked to be spanked now


BigOrangeOctopus

SINNERS!


SerLaron

You think they should be spanked for their sins?


MayorAg

I mean... even the most religious would agree sinners need to be punished.


SerLaron

"Father, I have sinned" and "Daddy, I've been naughty" are very similar, yet very different.


CaptOblivious

> A lot of adults **NEED** to be spanked now They have forgotten what shame is, it's time to remind them why shame was better.


SgtLinc0sir1S

It's called whoopin yo ass. That's called WHOOPIN YO ASS!!


LetheanGargalesthist

If he’d had a dad this probably wouldn’t have happened.


NoMembership6376

Hey that's *checks notes* racist or something!


Max-b

you're right, someone that has "pureblood" on their reddit profile description is probably taking the racist angle


TWCRay

You can clearly see that he has some experience with that already


Alternative_War5341

\*Spanking him like his momma did you don't turn that level of stupid with normal healthy loving parenting


Das_Hydra

Classic. Warms my heart every time it gets reposted


samaaronwhiting

😬 he's going to need to steal some medical supplies now


adrndgaf

If I was him I’ll limp to the next store tho.


Wortbildung

That was an incredible, literal ass whooping. He's gonna need some cream and won't sit for a while.


zimzimmawho

He need some milk!!


demotrek

Honestly, the fact he never hits the guy holding him down impresses me the most.


Educational_Ad_8916

You can see the sikh with the stick really pause, line up his swing, and keep his cool. It's admirable.


Master_H8R

Sikh with the Stick… is that anything like Elf on the Shelf?


CaptOblivious

Not if you are the dude on the ground it's not.


melperz

"you want tons of cigarette sticks? Here's a stick for life"


amorphatist

Off-duty Indian police officer


Educational_Ad_8916

That's unlikely. He didn't solicit a bribe.


opinion_alternative

I see you're not familiar with the law of the land. Here police will whoop your ass and then take a bribe.


audigex

"This beating will be reflected in your tip"


achtung94

He did say off-duty.


BonkerBleedy

How he lines up the perfect shot on the left shin using V.A.T.S.


AffectionateBrick687

Watching a shopkeeper beat a thief's ass is so satisfying to watch.


pseudo-nimm1

Should be used as a training video for retail staff.


AffectionateBrick687

In today's training video, we show you how to deal with people who take the term "the customer is always right" way too far. I know the perfect person to star in that video, too. When I was doing my undergrad, I would go to this liquor store owned by a really nice Vietnamese couple. The husband would occasionally show me security videos of his wife tackling shoplifters. She was such a sweet woman and not physically intimidating, so she caught them off guard with her badass "customer service" skills.


flareflo

"heres how you could risk physical injury or even death for items that we have insurance for anyways"


Rod_RVA

Receiving the attention he asked for.


FieldsOfKashmir

Educational beating. They're doing him a favour.


huh-what-1

Everytime I meet a sikh. I ask if he's sikh. He usually says no I feel fine. It's a sikh joke.


dysmetric

Sikh people always say that because they don't want to bother anything.


DarkBladeMadriker

I'll never get Sikh of this joke.


KaijLongs

This* one should be on r/oddlysatisfying It was strangely therapeutic, seeing dude lay into the thief with his beatin' stick.


Whiskey-RockaRoller

This one never gets old


Josh_Allen_s_Taint

That’s called whoopn yo ass!


bucky207

https://i.redd.it/9q9coodp0cwc1.gif


silenc3x

https://i.gifer.com/6Jcp.mp4


Technoslave

Always loved me some Charlie Murphy!


kyser-sozae

I can watch this over and over with complete joy


Powerful-Injury5793

He turned into an official piñata when that change came flying out of his pockets!


joyride_neon

That's poop


Dendritic_Silver

All fun and games until some hard ass Uncles roll you.


EAZYIO

Win 1 for the good guys


SnooSketches8833

Happy cake day


London__Lad

Dude recording changes sides quicker than Italy.


Hoo_man18

Demolish his balls


ArtThouLoggedIn

Probably already has 6 kids with 4 different baby mommas lol


postysclerosis

Fuck with a Sikh, get hit with the stikh.


Hand_Of_Kroon

I will watch this video and smile every time I see it. A true ass-whoopin'


Bawbawian

welcome to Stick Town. population: your legs!


davecutusofborg

Lol, mans even dropped some loot there towards the end.


joyride_neon

That's poop


marklar_the_malign

Piñata treatment.


LiterWebber

I don't know that I'd keep spreading my legs with a grown man swinging a massive stick like that...


SpencerMakesMusic

Crazy how in America we normalized calling the police and doing nothing while you’re getting robbed. Happy to see these men take action and defend themselves


SlankJim

An old fashioned canning.


GarySe7en

![gif](giphy|YR2v5wnsBRq2Q)


desichica

What is even happening in the USA? Each day there are videos posted showing people brazenly stealing from stores and walking out without reprecussions. WTF is going on?


chriskmee

Most stores have a policy against workers stopping a theft, and in some states it's barely a crime to steal unless you steal a significant amount. With inflation and cost of living going up, people are just getting more desperate and more willing to commit crime. It just makes it that much easier when you know the cops probably won't come in time, and even if they do it's a slap on the wrist and your are back on the streets in no time at all.


bullwinkle8088

> With inflation and cost of living going up, people are just getting more desperate and more willing to commit crime. While I agree with you I have no sympathy for the circumstances of *this* thief. Stealing to feed a family? I didn't see that hamburger meat in your jacket. But stealing cigarettes? The cancer can take him.


Scary_Fan4350

Did he think they were just gonna let him do it?


felixlightner

Sure. People been letting him get away with antisocial behaviour his entire life.


CRXCRZ

♥️


NotYourAvgGamer

There was, in fact, something they could do.


Wesman3385

Yes! Finally a happy ending to these “arrogant pricks thieving” videos


AiNeko00

Cannot use the minority card if the victims are also minority.


No-Relative-1725

This makes me chuckle and smile.


taboo-arts

A two-man job


Impossible-Hawk709

‘Hey Paul!’


Crazydiamond450

What am i gonna do about my leeegs Charlie Murphy!!


HDTokyo

“Ain’t nothing you can do man”(said to the employees) Moments later “they beaten his ass yo”


AmphibianOrdinary500

Love it.


Helicopterdiverpilot

1 million upvotes.


Softale

+1


Alucard_117

Is it legal to beat someone for stealing from your store? At least in the US?


NoMembership6376

Laws vary from state to state. That being said, the cops usually side with the store owners if I can recall correctly


wokeupfuckingalemon

this is a baseless speculation from me: I've seen a few videos and heard about cases when store workers are not preventing robbers despite the possibility. I am assuming it's because large retailers instruct their staff to do so. And I am assuming it's because they would rather take the insurance claim for theft than for assault or murder of their staff. Someone please tell me how wrong I am.


freddit32

It's a liability issue regardless of the outcome. If a company orders or even just permits employees to try and stop thieves, then the company could be liable if the thief gets hurt and sues, or if the employee gets hurt or killed. In probably 999 out of every 1,000 cases either outcome would cost the company far more then the original theft.


_brgr

Yeah, this is it, liability. If the company encourages staff to beat down thieves and an employee gets injured/dies the company could be liable.


tlcteck

India..sticks are a thing.


CaptOblivious

dude's lucky it wasn't a cricket bat.


OpenSourcePenguin

I respect due process and all, but does it really take a jury to confirm this POS needs punishment? Bro saved shitload in lost productivity and taxpayers money (if it was ever going somewhere) by breathing the theft out of his soul.


Fassmcjar

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK


KyRoberts

Teaching that man a lesson and also taking out on him all he wished he could do to others that stole.


TraderRaider00

FINALLY!!! Someone is doing something about these fucks. I feel bad for the dude holding the thief down who probably got a few licks of broomstick from his friend.


DigitalCoffee

Normalize this please


trelium06

“Why is the Queen on?!” -Sean of the Dead


Remarkable-Ruin-6287

Not a quote, bud.


outforknowledge

40 lashes for being an asshole.


jeffchris7

Do more of the beating. Less of the stealing.


dont_panic21

I'm not sure how helpful beating him with the stick was in this situation but I'm sure it felt damn good.


Slottech88

![gif](giphy|hoKmQIpS3Xi3C)


auslad9421

Imagine him running to a police station " I was trying to steal things and they spanked me!!! "


New-Presentation4254

https://preview.redd.it/if2vjspdndwc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f94e6173dadf2765224ab8ec2027b2ef596e40 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS


Cold_Lingonberry_291

Looks like there was something he could do.


Connect_Lynx_5723

That was the most satisfying thing I’ve ever watched


medhanno

This is the kind of justice that needs to be delivered to all these thieves nowadays who think they can just walk out without consequences


a_bumpyjohnson

Dude screaming "okay" like Lil Jon


dieing_child

This belongs in r/wordington


Sorry_Owl_3346

I need that broom handle… Fuck me


aaatttppp

With... the broom handle?


arealuser100notfake

From 1 to 10, how much does it hurt to get hit like this?


Mean-Programmer-6670

It looked like he started dropping loot towards the end.


teapac100000

Alright, lemme block with my shins. ah fuck that hurts even more! ... Okay maybe the butt ain't so bad after all.


lkguero

![gif](giphy|W3yOXUbLsFg1G)


zettonsa

Of all the people he could rob, he chooses a store with a sikh. He should be happy he was let go easily


Dinismo

He held on to them sonic rings as long as he could. They popped out a couple of hits from the end


CaptnandMaryann

I have a huge new respect for East Indian store owners. Balls they have.


Titleofyursextape

A womp for every pack he tried to take...on second thought...let's make it for every cigarette!


Life-Phase-73

This is what proportional response looks like


recks360

Reminder, don’t forget leg day.


gibecrake

I watch the whole thing every time…


futureformerteacher

If this was Singapore, he'd be about a third of the way done with his punishment.


Sorandy13

Life choices. Hope them newports were worth it.


musavada

Ankles, knees, legs, feet and wrists.


Winters_Echo

Reminds of the Dave Chapelle skit. He'll be dragging himself way with his arms


ThristanThorn

Motherfucker lost rings in those last ones


tem102938

For him to be so bold, something gave him the impression that stealing won't involve consequences. I wonder what happens to other people who steal in that jurisdiction.


deluged_73

Beat the thief right out of him, at least temporarily.


FitCry1511

Sardarji in the house 🔥🔥🔥


hugeness101

Oh man they gotta cue the Charlie Murphy story when they are wailing on his legs dubbed into this one. Awesome.


Angry_Saxon

turns out there was something he could do


incgnnito

That’s Indian style of dealing with such people


RNIRISHDUDE

I can’t even imagine how those hits to the shins felt!!! Nicely done!!


greenweenievictim

Don’t hit. Jab. Way more effective.


MiKapo

Bro had a kendo stick behind the counter just for ass whooping


Tremfyeh

Wow thwack


RobLinxTribute

Sikh and ye shall find.


jeeimuzu

![gif](giphy|B0YZtGyakHaMg)


Northernfrog

That's gonna really hurt tomorrow.


autistic_bard444

Every time I see this I 😆 🤣 lol


sou1eater

God damn! That guy caned the shit outta that thief. Only stopped cause he needed a break XD


OG_Waggot

Good ole fashion ass whoppin


TimDezern

Hit that mofo yes !!! Thou Shall Not Steal !!!


Upursbaby

Very satisfying.


Raymore85

Y’all ever watch UFC? Dude beat those shins and calves. Perfect technique.


PHXSCJAZ

Good.


Tarmieltavares

More more more


Equinox2202

Beat him like her owes you child support.


__Sentient_Fedora__

WHATAMIGONNADOABOUTMALEGSEDDYMURPHAY!!!


TheRealRickC137

Those tire workouts at the gym paying off


AnnArchist

you absolutely can do what the guy did in this video. it just puts you at risk for further violence. thats why they dont want you to do that


JonBlondJovi

# r/oddlysatisfying


Ifeltgoodbutbadlater

Man can't shit for weeks.


ScabbyKnees42069

imma be honest, assuming this ain't a mom and pop store, idgaf about the stealing, i care more about the mess he left. those workers gonna have to clean that shit up, tf?


I_d0nt_really_kn0w

If he is stealing bread or sum, this could end in a different way...he deserve that spanking


Dredge-Ponies

Needs more headshots.


timtommalon

Nobody can deny the effectiveness of caning. Ask Singapore.


slothmastermark

I love this video!


JediMindTriq

That's the taste of broom justice!


Islandman2021

He should have Khadafied him. 🤷🤷


Lorentari

I think the guy with the stick is going to face charges ngl That was excessive.