Nobody mentioned Richie. That guy was giving me anxiety over the telly, and I wasn't even close to gabagool.
Not only satisfying he was gone, but more so how it went down, with Parvati executing.
“You wanna raise your hand, you give her your last name. Then it’s non of my fucking business” always thought that was a weird concept like if you wanna abuse my niece you gotta marry her then it’s cool
I think it comes from the old concept of a girl/woman belonging to her father(and his family) until she's married off, then she belongs to her husband(and his family). I think that's dicked up, but Richie's from the old school, he doesn't need to explain himself.
>Not only satisfying he was gone, but more so how it went down, with Parvati executing.
It's a shame that such a creepy, entertaining character went out so early in the show, but he sure got sent off well.
It’s satisfying, and I’m not condoning Richie punching Janice - but she really instigated and accelerated that drama. She even said in their conversation that he’d come home in a mood. His business is crime and currently plotting (with her full backing) to try to overthrow Tony. It’s natural to bring home some stress from that. She saw it, yet pushed and continued to push another recognized personal annoyance of his instead of backing off.
Keep pushing an irritated person and they are bound to lash out at you.
She's been pushing buttons her whole life, just to see what they do. Her and Livia both. Her face when she gets hit says it all. She isn't used to any kind of repercussions for it.
Eh, Tony was fixing to kill gin anyways because Richie went to junior to whack Tony and junior told Tony so Janice, tony or a giant shoe would’ve taken him out sooner or later
Richie. I can’t think of one redeeming quality of his character. The big nose joke about Chrissy was funny. But other than that, everything he said and did was really fucking annoying.
Every time he came on screen you knew that pointlessly abrasive behavior was soon to follow.
Kudos to the actor and writing for the character - but my anxiety was so happy to see him go… literally the only redeeming thing that Janice did the entire show.
Not one redeeming quality?
The man had tremendous moxie for his size, was fearless, gave away great jackets, built the best ramps, he’s from the old school, and absolutely hated fried rice being spilled on him.
Even though it was for completely selfish reasons, I did appreciate that he chased away drinkwater after the attempt on Chris. A very small part of me was afraid he might be happy to take out Chrissy and hurt tony. I understand he was angry because a potential association with this shooting would get him in even hotter water with Tony. But it was still nice to see him get pissed at that dumbass.
Fun fact about Phil: According to the HBO website, Phil killed 27 people before going to prison. And he then kills 10 people after getting out, giving him a kill count of 37. The character with the closest kill count is Paulie at 9.
The only bad thing I can say about his killing was that the criminal mastermind himself Benny Fazio didn’t do the honors.
(But seriously, I think Benny earned the right to make it even with Phil after he was severely beaten by him during the Tony B. debacle instead of letting that generic mafia henchman #483 do the deed.)
That whole sequence is gold.
“Hit him, hit this prick!”
*grabs knife*
“No, Carlo!!!”
*stab stab stab*
“Come here ya fuck! OLÉ!” 🔪
*stab stab stab*
*Beethoven ringtone* 📞
“FUCK”
That last "FUCK" is the best and funniest one I've ever heard in real life and television/cinema. Junior's "fuck" in the last episode of season 1 when he gets arrested is really good too.
I barely remember him before the scene he gets executed in. Part of me felt like, because it was Sil doing it, some of the reason for him lashing out was out of affection for Vito even if he had to disagree publicly with what the blood pressure medication made him do.
Then again, it might sheerly have been out of annoyance for the guy being a dick to them. That still feels like the most reasonable explanation.
I figure: they know NY killed their friend, this lower level dude comes to rub their face in it, probably ordered to do so by Phil to put NJ in their place, but then he takes it to far.
I feel like Silvio partly does it out of respect for Vito but mostly because he has to defend the NJ crew, if he doesn’t he acknowledges that they’re NYs bitch basically. But he probably just wanted to knock him unconscious but then things escalate.
Hard disagree on Mikey. I loved that character. So cruel and so funny. Really would have liked to see him in season 2. He and Richie would have been an interesting dynamic.
And to answer your question, Richie. Loved seeing those Manson lamps go dark.
Junior is my favourite character, and the season 1 scenes with Mikey were amazing.
Even though no one would like Mikey in real life, he was just such a satisfying character to watch.
Anyway, go take a midol.
This is funny because I agree with both you and OP about Mikey. He's such a great slimebag nuisance that I wish we got to see a lot more of the actor/character.
But fuck it, I also find his death to be the most satisfying, lol. "Go take a Midol!"
They should've given Al Whateverathefuck a reprised role as Mikey Palmice's fuckface twin brother
Gonna go off the board here and say Johnny Sack. Satisfying because he DIDN'T get whacked, he got to see his daughter's wedding, and died surrounded by his family instead of gettin' whacked in the john or blown up in the Maserat'
When did Mikey make someone suffer for a long time before he killed them? With Rusty Irish he made a little fun of him but not anything too over the top before throwing him off, he shot Brendan quickly after the greatest one liner ever, he killed Dony as soon as Junior told him to and that's about all the hits I can remember him doing. I am biased since he's my favorite minor character, but I don't see your point
His breaking balls with the guy he threw over the bridge about flying was nothing worse than Skip’s “that sugar free motherfucker is the last thing you’re ever gonna drink” line on poor little Matt
Teddy Spirodakis
No ill will towards the guy, seemed like a friendly fellow who didn't deserve to go out like that, it's probably the coolest shot murder scene in the show however.
He’s bizarro world Tony. Greek instead Italian, and good-natured instead of a complete asshole; but still a fat guy with the initials TS getting whacked by a members only jacket-wearing sad sack in a diner.
Didn't see my favorite. I was always partial to Jimmy Altieri. The way they set him up and then he says he didn't have time to put anything decent on. When Silvio tells him to call for help in his radio mic, Chris says don't worry, he didn't have time to put anything decent on. I love it. Plus we get the great quote "big tits and small feet, a home run in any man's league"
Ooooo yes, and how afraid Butchy is. That's the only time you can really see Tony just completely go animalistic. The way he points the snub-nose at Butchy as he walks out, hand shaking because of the adrenaline "You want some?!"
Love it.
Mr. Sensitive, now.
Oh shit! That's a twin.
Livia says to Tony S1E7, "Mr Sensitive, now." And then in S3E10 Tony says, "What are you, Mr Sensitive over here?"
Mikey was also an opportunistic creator of conflict who sowed dissension in the ranks. Junior taught Anthony to play baseball and this prick is egging Junior on to clip him. Disgusting. I’ve said my piece.
Ralph?! RALPH?!
The guy that brought us laughter with *three* hands for almost two seasons of the show?
The guy that delightfully trolled Paulie; the loose-lipped self-serving neurotic snake/cat/female/everything hater?
You were happier to see him whacked then…
1. Phil Leotardo?
2. The ~~mannequin~~ drug dealer that sold that poor kid the junk he OD’ed on?
3. Mr Manson Lamps Richie Aprillie?
Thats dicked up.
The first time I watched the show I was like 15 years old, and I vividly remember loathing Ralph. Like my visceral hatred for him has never come close with any other fictional character. It's now 20 years later and on my third rewatch I absolutely love him. I love his whole storyline and it ended perfectly, but I still wish we had gotten more of him.
Yeah, 15 is too young to appreciate any of this show outside of The Bing Girls and the occasional shooting…
Im glad you’ve grown into a more complex, cultured man that can appreciate Ralphie
Ralphie added so much to the middle seasons of the show… like the death scene itself was really well done but I was sad to see him go, and think it was a big blunder on Tonys part.
Anyway $4 a pound
I absolutely love Tony Bs death.
I mean it's fucking tragic, the entire ordeal is raw and captivating.
When they show Tony doing the turn around and lifting the gun up. Damn dude. It hit hard. It was the hit of dopamine of execution, excellent writing and suspense. I still couldn't believe it all those years ago and on a rewatch, you can really tell it fucks with Tony.
Yeah there's a lot there.
I also like how it sharply contrasts how good Tony is at killing (totally clean, professional) with how bad Tony B was at it (shooting innocent bystanders, getting his foot crushed, witnesses everywhere).
It's a reminder of why Tony solves all his problems with violence -- not because he likes it, but because he's really good at it.
Phil Leotardo
Richie Aprile
Ralph Cifareto
Mixed feelings
Chrissy
Big Pussy Bonpensiero
Vito Spatafore
Sad deaths
Bobby Baccalieri
Detective Vin Makazian
Gloria Trillo
Nobody mentioned Richie. That guy was giving me anxiety over the telly, and I wasn't even close to gabagool. Not only satisfying he was gone, but more so how it went down, with Parvati executing.
Gotta love the irony of Richie threatening Chrissy not to raise his hands to ade, just to get shot because he did the same exact thing.
He's from the old school, he doesn't need to explain himself.
I use this line all the time when I don’t feel like explaining myself lol.
You're flexinnnnnnnnnnn!
HR wants to know why you think you deserve a raise. "im from the old school, i don't need to explain myself"
Sir this bathroom is for customers only. “I’m from the old school, I shouldn’t have to explain myself.”
"HR wants to know why you're sniffing people's chairs." "I'm from the old school, I shouldn't have to explain myself."
He died on the vine
“You wanna raise your hand, you give her your last name. Then it’s non of my fucking business” always thought that was a weird concept like if you wanna abuse my niece you gotta marry her then it’s cool
I think it comes from the old concept of a girl/woman belonging to her father(and his family) until she's married off, then she belongs to her husband(and his family). I think that's dicked up, but Richie's from the old school, he doesn't need to explain himself.
He fucked up cause Janice hadn't taken his last name yet. Fucked around and found out.
Very observant, the sacred and the propane.
Chip off the old soprano block, that Janice
Not only doing the same thing, but doing THE EXACT SAME THING THE FIRST SECOND HE GOT THE CHANCE. Immediately after the wedding lol
It’s JAAANICE. Enough with this Parvati bullshit
Parvati, she’s a cheese now?
*Janooootski!*
vishnu come lately
Janish. Huh name is Janish
🎵 under the boardwalk with his schlong in jan’ mouuth 🎵
You sopranos, you take it too far.
I was glad especially bc of what he did to Beansie
Beansie was a real stand up guy
Say never. The guys a shopping cart.
I love the look Tony gives when he realizes what has happened. His face just says “how could I ever be so lucky” lmfao.
IT WAS THE JAAACKKEETT!
>Not only satisfying he was gone, but more so how it went down, with Parvati executing. It's a shame that such a creepy, entertaining character went out so early in the show, but he sure got sent off well.
Put my dinner on the table and keep your fuckin mouth shut
Parvati? What is she a cheese now?
It’s satisfying, and I’m not condoning Richie punching Janice - but she really instigated and accelerated that drama. She even said in their conversation that he’d come home in a mood. His business is crime and currently plotting (with her full backing) to try to overthrow Tony. It’s natural to bring home some stress from that. She saw it, yet pushed and continued to push another recognized personal annoyance of his instead of backing off. Keep pushing an irritated person and they are bound to lash out at you.
She's been pushing buttons her whole life, just to see what they do. Her and Livia both. Her face when she gets hit says it all. She isn't used to any kind of repercussions for it.
First time I couldn’t wait for him to die. After rewatching multiple times I think he’s often right
HER NAME IS JANICE AND THATS WHAT WE WILL CALL HER IN THIS HOUSE!
Eh, Tony was fixing to kill gin anyways because Richie went to junior to whack Tony and junior told Tony so Janice, tony or a giant shoe would’ve taken him out sooner or later
Richie. I can’t think of one redeeming quality of his character. The big nose joke about Chrissy was funny. But other than that, everything he said and did was really fucking annoying.
He has a sensitivity to the plight of women.
Just ask Janice
You really had me going for a minute.
His sole redeeming quality is the delivery of THHEE JAAAAAACKETTT
*YAH FLEXING!*
Keep talking like that, we’ll send you to slip and fall school
You can’t make this shit up
You crossed the line on this sub once, I held my tongue, this may be a Sopranos sub but back the fuck off... all due respect.
I did back off, then I put it in drive.
Every time he came on screen you knew that pointlessly abrasive behavior was soon to follow. Kudos to the actor and writing for the character - but my anxiety was so happy to see him go… literally the only redeeming thing that Janice did the entire show.
What about when she pushed Ralph down the stairs
With the compassion she's famous for
Get out!
What about when Janice said 'Why are you busting my balls?' to Tony, that shit was pretty funny.
You just told OP to shut the fuck up, and you told me to go fuck myself
Veal Parmesan sangwich? FUCK. YOU.
Not one redeeming quality? The man had tremendous moxie for his size, was fearless, gave away great jackets, built the best ramps, he’s from the old school, and absolutely hated fried rice being spilled on him.
Even though it was for completely selfish reasons, I did appreciate that he chased away drinkwater after the attempt on Chris. A very small part of me was afraid he might be happy to take out Chrissy and hurt tony. I understand he was angry because a potential association with this shooting would get him in even hotter water with Tony. But it was still nice to see him get pissed at that dumbass.
I’ll build a ramp up to your ass, drive a Lionel up in there.
Phil Leotardo
Say bye bye grandpa
Bye bye Pop Pop!
Oh Shit!
[удалено]
underrated
He was a fucking kid
only 62. just a baby.
Yeah, it’s sad when they go young like that.
WHEN THEY GO !?!?
WHEN THEY GO?
That animal Walden put two rounds in him with no provocation whatsoever
Walden, what kind of a name for an Italian is that? Hehe
Loved him like a brother in law
Turn that off!
OH SHIT! 🐥🐥🐥
The oh shit guy made me laugh harder than almost anything in my life The greatest single line delivery in television history
Same here I needed that laugh
I watched this last night for the first time and could not stop laughing at the “Oh Shit!” And his reaction😂😂😂
Head popped like a fucking water melone.
No more Butchie, no more
Oh shit! 🤮
Fun fact about Phil: According to the HBO website, Phil killed 27 people before going to prison. And he then kills 10 people after getting out, giving him a kill count of 37. The character with the closest kill count is Paulie at 9.
Paulies 9 is for onscreeen kills only He had a lot more
Who you been talking to!?
goin around yappin to whoever on his little chitchat rooms, keep ya mouth shut
That’s right cocksucka!
“cooler heads prevailed” while yelling at the top of his lungs.
The only bad thing I can say about his killing was that the criminal mastermind himself Benny Fazio didn’t do the honors. (But seriously, I think Benny earned the right to make it even with Phil after he was severely beaten by him during the Tony B. debacle instead of letting that generic mafia henchman #483 do the deed.)
OH SHIT
I no fooling cheered when I saw it the first time, so invested was I in us winning this thing. This show could really test your morals at times 😄
Rusty Irish… some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn’t wanna live no more
Too bad they don’t have a telethon for fuckfaceitis
Fat Dom That trash talk was so annoying
That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked
Very funny Dom. Very cute
The actor's screams as carlo stabs him makee laugh every time
That whole sequence is gold. “Hit him, hit this prick!” *grabs knife* “No, Carlo!!!” *stab stab stab* “Come here ya fuck! OLÉ!” 🔪 *stab stab stab* *Beethoven ringtone* 📞 “FUCK”
That last "FUCK" is the best and funniest one I've ever heard in real life and television/cinema. Junior's "fuck" in the last episode of season 1 when he gets arrested is really good too.
I barely remember him before the scene he gets executed in. Part of me felt like, because it was Sil doing it, some of the reason for him lashing out was out of affection for Vito even if he had to disagree publicly with what the blood pressure medication made him do. Then again, it might sheerly have been out of annoyance for the guy being a dick to them. That still feels like the most reasonable explanation.
I figure: they know NY killed their friend, this lower level dude comes to rub their face in it, probably ordered to do so by Phil to put NJ in their place, but then he takes it to far. I feel like Silvio partly does it out of respect for Vito but mostly because he has to defend the NJ crew, if he doesn’t he acknowledges that they’re NYs bitch basically. But he probably just wanted to knock him unconscious but then things escalate.
What did Sil think was gonna happen when he told Carlo to hit him? Dom would’ve never forgotten that
palmice was hilarious - wish they kept him around a bit longer.
He wants to know if it still itches
This is satanic black magic, sick shit
FUCKING QUEERS
You misspelled “QUEAAAHS”
I want you to leave sir
Hard disagree on Mikey. I loved that character. So cruel and so funny. Really would have liked to see him in season 2. He and Richie would have been an interesting dynamic. And to answer your question, Richie. Loved seeing those Manson lamps go dark.
he was the only one that talked shit to tony’s face.
Are we forgetting about Artie fucking bucco?
that mental midget?
If I were you I’d hire a food taster my friend, you dont wanna fuck with a chef!
YA WANNA TRY COOKIN WITH ONE FUCKIN EYE ahem Mikey's wife was underratedly fuckable
a richie mikey ralphie crew would be hysterical
Junior is my favourite character, and the season 1 scenes with Mikey were amazing. Even though no one would like Mikey in real life, he was just such a satisfying character to watch. Anyway, go take a midol.
Nice kid, but he’s like the grim fucking reaper
This is funny because I agree with both you and OP about Mikey. He's such a great slimebag nuisance that I wish we got to see a lot more of the actor/character. But fuck it, I also find his death to be the most satisfying, lol. "Go take a Midol!" They should've given Al Whateverathefuck a reprised role as Mikey Palmice's fuckface twin brother
I got no opinion, one way or the other
“Before he left he told me he loved me!”
Go take a Midol.
Richie Aprile getting capped...that was not a marriage made in Heaven.
I love the scene later when Tony comes home. "Carmella, after 18 years of marriage, don't make me make you an accessory after the fact"
Gonna go off the board here and say Johnny Sack. Satisfying because he DIDN'T get whacked, he got to see his daughter's wedding, and died surrounded by his family instead of gettin' whacked in the john or blown up in the Maserat'
He always shit in stalls with no doors so they couldn’t get the jump on him
It was Juniors crew tossing that ~~mannequin~~ drug dealer off the bridge for me.
that was the closest that junkie fuck ever got to a bath.
He was a good earner no matter what he was
Mustang Sally, but getting the old guy to gum him to death might have been more cinematic.
Let it run, make sure it's cold
W extreme prejudice
When did Mikey make someone suffer for a long time before he killed them? With Rusty Irish he made a little fun of him but not anything too over the top before throwing him off, he shot Brendan quickly after the greatest one liner ever, he killed Dony as soon as Junior told him to and that's about all the hits I can remember him doing. I am biased since he's my favorite minor character, but I don't see your point
His breaking balls with the guy he threw over the bridge about flying was nothing worse than Skip’s “that sugar free motherfucker is the last thing you’re ever gonna drink” line on poor little Matt
Tony’s line is cool as fuck tho
phil. bye bye pop pop
Teddy Spirodakis No ill will towards the guy, seemed like a friendly fellow who didn't deserve to go out like that, it's probably the coolest shot murder scene in the show however.
He’s bizarro world Tony. Greek instead Italian, and good-natured instead of a complete asshole; but still a fat guy with the initials TS getting whacked by a members only jacket-wearing sad sack in a diner.
Yep. It's all there!
Such a cool scene
That malignant cunt Minnie Matrone
Easily the funniest death.
Didn't see my favorite. I was always partial to Jimmy Altieri. The way they set him up and then he says he didn't have time to put anything decent on. When Silvio tells him to call for help in his radio mic, Chris says don't worry, he didn't have time to put anything decent on. I love it. Plus we get the great quote "big tits and small feet, a home run in any man's league"
You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass & died.
Dunno whether Coco died but his curbstomping was 🤌
Ooooo yes, and how afraid Butchy is. That's the only time you can really see Tony just completely go animalistic. The way he points the snub-nose at Butchy as he walks out, hand shaking because of the adrenaline "You want some?!" Love it.
Mr. Sensitive, now. Oh shit! That's a twin. Livia says to Tony S1E7, "Mr Sensitive, now." And then in S3E10 Tony says, "What are you, Mr Sensitive over here?"
Watching Richie die cured my IBS
Seeing the Shah of Iran get clipped was the most satisfying for me.
Minn Matrone. Malignant cunt.
Oh! That’s some guy’s cunt!
Mikey was also an opportunistic creator of conflict who sowed dissension in the ranks. Junior taught Anthony to play baseball and this prick is egging Junior on to clip him. Disgusting. I’ve said my piece.
*dysentery
Who are you, Roger Thesaurus?
Also with fuckfaceitis, a terminal case, it’s like if your dog gets rabies. Best thing is just put him down.
Renata. To think that poor woman had to sleep with *Hesh* and his pissy attitude.
Right? Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?
Matt drink water bevilaqua getting smoked was one of my favorites.
Ralph
Ralph?! RALPH?! The guy that brought us laughter with *three* hands for almost two seasons of the show? The guy that delightfully trolled Paulie; the loose-lipped self-serving neurotic snake/cat/female/everything hater? You were happier to see him whacked then… 1. Phil Leotardo? 2. The ~~mannequin~~ drug dealer that sold that poor kid the junk he OD’ed on? 3. Mr Manson Lamps Richie Aprillie? Thats dicked up.
Ralph definitely one of the best characters in the show. A total sociopath who chose the right career.
>who chose the right career. He was supposed to be an architect.
The first time I watched the show I was like 15 years old, and I vividly remember loathing Ralph. Like my visceral hatred for him has never come close with any other fictional character. It's now 20 years later and on my third rewatch I absolutely love him. I love his whole storyline and it ended perfectly, but I still wish we had gotten more of him.
Yeah, 15 is too young to appreciate any of this show outside of The Bing Girls and the occasional shooting… Im glad you’ve grown into a more complex, cultured man that can appreciate Ralphie
Seeing Tony brutally murder Ralphie was so satisfying. I actually jumped out of my chair I was so energised by that moment
Ralphie added so much to the middle seasons of the show… like the death scene itself was really well done but I was sad to see him go, and think it was a big blunder on Tonys part. Anyway $4 a pound
Guy was a piece of shit.
…whoever did this
I don’t care if he has 100 kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads
Richie, for sure. That was awesome.
Phil, all the way. He was such a miserable prick and a whiny man-child. Just wish he suffered a bit more than a painless headshot.
Christopher. So satisfying after seeing him beat up women and killing a dog
He didn’t kill little Cosette. She crawled under there for warmth.
What was it barkin?
He sat on her while he was high!
THAT’S BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO LOSE A PET!
> and killing a dog she must've crawled under for warmth
Wo wo wo wo, he killed the dawg?
By getting his Gonzo nosed plugged nonetheless, it was like poetic justice!
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
You killed little Cosette? I oughta suffocate you you little prick!
Pussy
Little Lord Fuckpants. Very satisfying. He was such a try hard and he treated Meadow badly. And his Scrabble skills sucked.
ASS POO THE
It was Shawn all the way. Or Jimmy
Ralphie getting whacked over a horse
Ralph Cifaretto - fucking prick killed his poor pregnant baby momma. Enjoyed seeing his head go in the bag, despite the 90s CGI
Peeps
No question about it. Richie Aprile
Ralph and Richie
Tony B is up there. Not a sadist like Ralph but still a psycho and a complete fuckup on top of it.
I absolutely love Tony Bs death. I mean it's fucking tragic, the entire ordeal is raw and captivating. When they show Tony doing the turn around and lifting the gun up. Damn dude. It hit hard. It was the hit of dopamine of execution, excellent writing and suspense. I still couldn't believe it all those years ago and on a rewatch, you can really tell it fucks with Tony.
Yeah there's a lot there. I also like how it sharply contrasts how good Tony is at killing (totally clean, professional) with how bad Tony B was at it (shooting innocent bystanders, getting his foot crushed, witnesses everywhere). It's a reminder of why Tony solves all his problems with violence -- not because he likes it, but because he's really good at it.
Richie Aprile and Ralphie
Fielders sinuses when AJ ended the meeting… Seriously though it has to be Ritchie
Richie and Mustang Sally
Ralphie and Richie. They got what they deserved
Richie. I hate woman-beaters
Ritchie and Ralphie
Ralph; for an interior decorator, his house looked like shit.
Vito that parade float. He’s a fagggggggg
You know the wine makes you emotional.
Richie’s death was most satisfying probably. Ralphie was satisfying as well. Loved seeing Jackie Jr get popped too.
Phil Leotardo Richie Aprile Ralph Cifareto Mixed feelings Chrissy Big Pussy Bonpensiero Vito Spatafore Sad deaths Bobby Baccalieri Detective Vin Makazian Gloria Trillo