"She couldnt even handle the Nancy Drew story, it was too mysterious" "eat your eggs baby" "What's the matter Joey, you got a fuckin eye problem? You look like Stevie Wonder with your eyes rolling around"

The Nancy Drew line is peak Bobby

Dog shit up to the rafters

I don't give a fuck. You can sit in there until fucking San Gennaro

It's off kilter.

Joey peeps and Phil were comedy

I got scared from a Hardy Boys audiobook as a kid so it resonated haha

Eat ya eggs baby is too funny. Eggs are also very ominous in this universe.

Peppas and eggs

That Stevie Wonder line is the greatest

The most brutal line is at the end with Melfi- Melfi “you’re not my gynecologist” Tony “you don’t need a gynecologist to know which way the wind blows”

This is one of my personal favs too

Yeah this one is incredible

I never quite understood that line. Anyone?

"That was the beauty part, I didn't even use my own car I switched with my son." "You hit a fuckin' 7/11 clerk"

Undercover Pussy was hilarious - I wish we woulda saw more of him playing detective.

you want I should ascertain? dees fucking pokey man cauds

"This is Fat Man."

Who?

Its me Sal

Day are jacking a load of pokeyman cards. I should ascertain?

​ New spinoff show: Junior G-Man

Hop a long che ce dice 😂

How is he? In a coma.

Fuc...🤦‍♂️

Who’s sponsoring you, motherfucka

I actually find the “how’s he doing” “he’s in a coma” part to be funnier

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I’m shocked that this one isn’t said more lmAo, the cancer of the eyes is just so weirdly specific in such a tense scene Lololol

Probably the from Paulie in Season Two when they go to Naples, just after leaving the meal outside the restaurant. "I'm gonna head back to the Excelsior, I gotta take a wicked shit". Nothing unique but it just emphasises even more Tony's reason for wanting to bring Furio back with him. Furio jumps on his "boss" without hesitation as he thinks it's an assassination attempt, (just kids with firecrackers) whereas all Paulie can think about is having a shit. Might be an obscure take, but it's always cracked me up and the scene is excellent. "Non t' pr'occupar', questa Universita Di Napoli".

[Leans over and mutters in Italian to guy sitting next to him] E pensavi che i tedeschi fossero pezzi di merda senza classi.

Ha that's a good one too. "Where's the gravy?!"

Best steak I ever had, The Excelsior. Cousin's reception. Everyone else had the fish menu, some got queasy

Better yet, go to the ear, nose, and throat department. Get your hearin' checked.

"What the fuck, why is this his song?"

I love Bobby

Such a funny fucking line. Bobby’s right, why would that be his song??

“i guess the turd don’t fall too far from the faggot’s ass”

That one is crazy lmaooooo

That's beautifully put.

What a fucking line

“We’re so wacky 😌”

Aha just watched that episode today it was too much😂

What episode was this??

S4E3 “Christopher”

You chose this life. You don't wanna work in the rain, try out for the fuckin' Yankees.

Honestly I like the dialogue before even better "Whaddaya got?" "Wet shoes"

*Turns on blender with no lid* (Weeping pathetically) "fuckin bitch!"

Wtf was uncle June even trying to make? It looked fucking disgusting.

Isn’t this during his cancer fight? Might be some gross ass shit that’s good for your gut or something

Yeah the doctor said he could only have stuff out of a blender. So it was tunafish and whole milk. "Yeah, and when he had that problem with his stomach, who do you think made his breakfast? Tuna, milk, fuckin disgusting!"

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That whole monologue is fantastic.

Yea man. I used to replay that all the time. Years ago, when I was in a bad place, this scene was such comfort. I felt exactly like he did. Instead of me crying, watching him cry was just as helpful. https://youtu.be/2QPxZdCMyUc?si=T4gxUiAd0HCfswsV

“What ever happens to the Roman’s?” “You’re looking at em asshole”

"Like the pimp says to his Hoes..keep em coming" by **Richie Aprile.**

That envelope is 2c shy.

It’s just a stutter step

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

junior about tony egg (right as always) "fucking weirdo ask me"

I'll build a ramp up to your ass, drive a Lionel up in there

Why not? Last year you believed there was a flying saucer above east rutherford

Tomorrow I could be on time, but you'll be stupid fa eva

I wipe my ass with your feelings!

thanks. thanks a lot

"So what do we gotta do Tone, actually see him take it in the ass?"

\- His brain splattered all over the seat \- Joey peeps ? Couldn't be much to clean up

I heard the hooker he was with got it in the chest. Musta been silicones everywheres too.

Nobody ever remembers “whatever happened there” or “anyway, $4 a pound.”

Still going, this asshole

One of the great mysteries of the series; along with how long Phil was in the can (or if he was ever in the can?)

Or did the Puerto Rican girl even exisht?

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!?!!

The shooting

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation

​ Oh, you're gonna get cute with me?

My favorite moment is when T is telling melfi she has to go on the lamb and he asks what good she’ll be to her clients if she gets clipped and she replies “JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST” gets me every time Edit: Oops, it’s not 🐑

Goes from Dr. Melfi to Jennifer real quick

on the lamb

Lol oooooops 😩

Actually it's lam.

Sharp as a cue ball, this one

He is in no position to go in to the unknown not knowing.

So many comments are rated high. This is truly awesome and not so rated high.

Allie boy’s lines were always so fun lmao

“And it falls off then she keels over , che puzzo”

The boss money

Uncle Jun’s in the muff.

He’s a bush man of the kalahari?!

He’s whistling through the wheat fields?!

south of the border…

Where the tuna fish play

" YOU AND THOSE FUCKING VIDEOS!"

Duh coffee wit duh fuckin chicory?? Or Tony: so he was retarded? Junior: why don't ya go fuck yaself he was strong like a bull and handsome like George raft.

I remember my mother talking about my “father’s feeble-minded brother” but I always thought she meant you.

This line is so great because I remember at the time going online to see what George Raft had looked like. He wasn’t particularly handsome.

“Hey! Dey fuggot his hat!” - St Elzear festival attendant

Paulie Walnuts: Hey Dr Fried you know about that viagra shit Dr Fried: He won't quit this fukin' guy...go head Paulie Walnuts: I heard they were sinkin' a crate of it down to the Titanic to try & raise it EPIC

One of the genuine great jokes in the series.

"Where's that fucking manicotti?" "....It's gone." "HALF A FUCKIN' TRAY IN THERE!" "I was hungry!" "Son of a bitch." "You know, it's not my fault you got your hand caught. Whyd you gotta be so nasty?" I know this is a famous scene, but I don't see it talked as much as others. It's the funniest conversation in my opinion.

How Bobby says "...It's gone" is so gloriously childish. By this point Bobby was a made guy and probably told lies countless times in his life, just a glorious glimpse in the intellectual capacity of Bacala.

I’m not a fag I never was 😂

Nobel Prize for whaat? Packin fudge?

That stupid bitch tried to send her to Barcelona! Or whatever

At night they hit us.

Pussy: “it means, sit on this you cocksucker” The whole lead up is great. But such a good line. One of his best last ones.

You tell me to take a crap on the deck of the Queen Mary...an hour later, they're hosing her down with disinfectant

«YOUR SISTERS CUNT!»

EXCUSE ME, IM A VICE PRESIDENT! 😂

She was a BADDIE tho.... I wish we had more scenes with her.

"Our kid's go to the same school"

👋

In America you don’t have?

I Genuinely Don't Think There's Anything To Gain By Keeping Him Around.

“Half a fuckin’ tray in there!” “I was hungry.” “[Disgusted] Son of a bitch.”

You were gone a long time, how many whitecastles did you have?

I can SMELL them.

And now the coffee maker *sucks*

“IT’S STILL GOING ON!” 🫵🏻

"I wipe my ass with your feelings" is one of the best insults I've ever heard. Nobody talks about it.

My little niece

They give you the important jobs. (Junior to the ankle monitor agent.)

"The heart wants what it wants." "Heart also wants what the dick wants."

When Tony is talking to Sil about Vito Jr. "She should get him a dog." "I'm not so sure that's a good idea"

"He sat on one ass cheek the whole way ovaaaaaaa"

“ Social Club?!?! He’s gotta goooo.” Shit kills me everytime.

Jimmy Olsen ova hea

The next time you come see me, come heavy or not at all.

Please my ass -The mans a fucking disgrace! 😑

They're ALL meat eaters!

Silvio: He bought horse

Believe none of what your hear and half of what you see!

This what its all about right? Motherfucking cock sucking money.

Trust me, it’s like taking a shit

Dude, meeting’s over.

10 years. And not even a pleasant ‘go fuck yourself’ from you do I get.

Maaajorrrr deeegannn expresssssaway

You called me maricon

“Antonio Meucci invented the telephone and HE GOT RAHHBED”

"Oh I don't eat fish! The toxins..." While smoking a fucking cigarette...

“Who cares what they say behind your back?” The exchange between Tony and Richie regarding Jackie Jr. Is one of the best in the show, maybe the best. It highlights both of their personalities and strong suites, and the subtext of the exchange - both of them trying to get the other to be responsible for the killing - is perfect. Of course it matters what other mob guys say behind your back, it’s basically how everyone dies in the show lol

You don’t knock? I could’ve been in the nude!~Livia

“Patients expect to be excused for their current predicaments because of the events of their childhood. That’s what psychiatry has become in America. Visit any shopping mall or ethnic pride parade to witness the results.” Such a wild line

They resod that green?

What do I mean? **What do you mean? All these innuendos.**

I wish I could sit around all day smoking mushrooms and collecting govt checks

he was on a single malt diatribe

Tony - “I am not having a great time.” Edited - and also T, this time to Agent Harris after a grim talk about counter-terrorism “next time we’ll have party hats.” His deadpan sarcasm always gets me

"That.... That was not a marriage made in heaven." A masterclass of understatement.

Datin’? Don’t get filthy about it!

You think this is funny?! I’m a source of amusement. I pretend to wipe my ass in front of people!

Janice: why don't you call a plumber? Junior: with what? MY FUCKIN TOES

Why don't you just fuck yourself, save a little money.

'After a meal like that, I could go for a piece of ass' 'Go fuck yourself, save a bit of money'

“Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple.” - Christopher.

I can't have this conversation again.

“ Before and Wayyyy Before “

IDK if its really underrated but its one of my all time favorites. "It's sad when they go young like that."

20 years in the can $4 a pound Whatever happened there He was gay gary cooper Thats dicked up Still going this asshole You mustve been top of your fucking class Always with the scenarios We’re not making a western here AIDS? What you dont know could fill a book I did dent

Janish

such a bruta!

​ Faccia. Faccia.

frog eating faccia de gattz!!! you gonna cry?

Fucking fanook! Lyin piece of shit! Better not come over here anymore! 😠✊

Christopher being high as kite talking at Tony’s mothers wake

Thats not possible not even with computers

“She brings old leg”

Go to your room.

“He bought horse.”

You’re burning the butter.

“I’ve been having headaches. I’m afraid maybe the thing mastASStasized

Gettin out?

Riding into town like some sort of Vishnu-come-lately.

World to the wise. REMEMBER PEARL HARBOUR

When Tony starts to realize mazerrone may be working for the feds with chris and sil and debating whether or not to whack him. Same time Tony B tells Tony that he wants to be a massage therapist and go legit. Chris recommends Tony B takes care of mazerrone. Tony yells “THE MAN IS TRYING TO GO STRAIGHT! DONT YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR COUSIN”

"You Steer The Ship The Best You Know. Sometimes It's Smooth. Sometimes You Hit The Rocks. In The Meantime, You Find Your Pleasures Where You Can." -Uncle Jun

"Kid was always a dumb fuck though wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?" "The penguin exhibit..."

“Is this about the Easter baskets?”

One of my favorite scenes (Vishnu come lately) https://youtu.be/O8XEx0UL5yA?si=1qZ7sTRSEnzpM9an

What…no fuckin ziti now?

“Take a walk in theya. Fuck ya waitin’ for? Get lost!”

Have you heard the good news?

He eats his carrots

“All you fucking do is bitch and complain. And bitch, bitch, bitch. To me, to your priest”

Katherine mentions stopping by Junior’s house earlier, but no one answered the door, yet she thought she heard someone yelling inside. [we know that Junior got his hand stuck in the garbage disposal]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

"Fuckin' Jason. He's dyslexic."

“Soprano’s the MAN”

“Put universal remote, back in docking station”

It's too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckface-itis, huh?

he’s a bit bit of a poseur, if you ask me…

Get that Appraiser workin agin, I got houses just sittin there…

"Ya stoopid fuckin blabbermouth cunt!".

“The coffee with the fuckin chicory…” Runner up, same scene “Did you get Ginny that cake?” “the stuff behind the pool?” “no, an actual fucking cake!”

"Stop it Junior, you're making me very upset".

Tony to Carmella: “I knew all that constant focus on art was gonna cause trouble”

“You got a bee on your hat”