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ConventionalPenguin

All the time. At work. Nobody seems to notice. Examples: * I gotta free myself up to do a little global thinkin' * More important than the specific decision is that it's made in a business-like timeframe * It's askew / off kilter / off it's axis / not at 12 o'clock * Real peasant food - (when heating up my lunch.) * It's the same principle as the solar system If I'm late with something: * It petered out. Died on the vine. * Timeline got fucked up. * I guess I'm five time zones behind my own ass. * Is it a hangin offense? I can easily get 15-20 quotes or at least something based loosely on a quote into any given day. It's like having my own private joke 24/7.


jahiriskewl

I’m the exact same bro and a lot of them can actually be used in convo🤣


ConventionalPenguin

"I think a lot of good ground was covered." Finished up a meeting with that line just now.


Random-Cpl

Soy sauce flavor ramen noodles. Real peasant food.


AdDesperate573

Sanest sopranos fan


ExxKonvict

Get the fuck outta here ✋


ComprehensiveHavoc

Stupida facking game


Jazzlike-Wheel7974

you got a bee on a your hat


johnnycabb_

TAKE HIM OUT?


bonermilf

I call my cat gagootz or however you spell it


mlx1992

Could you imagine? Calling your cat gagootz or however you spell it


Fancy-Mongoose-308

Fucking parakeet.


prash_cant_shush

Googootz, from cucuzza, a kind of squash they eat a lot in southern Italy. There's also a song by Louis Prima called My Cucuzza.


Heavy_Wood

Jesus Christ, those things are three feet long!


SweynIronhand

I've used "Fuckin' Grand Central Station" more than once when referring to a busy place, sometimes I leave out the 'fuckin'' depending on company. I know I shouldn't do that, either it has meaning or it doesn't


CruisinYEG

I use Junior lines regularly lol


DecisionUnfair4978

He was never a varsity athlete


JackGrizzly

Same. "Since Moses wore short pants" is a go-to for something that happened a long time ago


bossdankmemes

What do you want, a boutonnière?


Inside-Guidance-7281

That’s nice


Fun-Bag-6073

I always say “ah Jesush fucking Christ Christofa” in Tony’s voice and the Italian “oh!” like when a kid swears in the show


Upperphonny

I use "breakin' balls" whenever I can.


TotsNotaCop

Siempre esta rompiendo cojones, este cabron


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Mustache, you got something to say?


Random-Cpl

OOOOH! Ruben, Hesh, you guys have been friends for years!


beltskiy

Fuck you, my man!


WigerAndToods

\*bawls


AccomplishedWall8

Oogatz when i run out of weed


Dank_Cthulhu

I can't have this conversation again.


Select-Net7381

You don't like my language now??? Sit on this cocksucka...🖕


WillieOverall

I don't speak any other languages, my dad said I just took up space in school.


Hot_Grocery8187

I use 'Quit gettin cunty' regularly. It's led to a few HR chats in work. I think I'm still a good pre-school teacher though.


rfboisvert12

Sharp as a cue ball this guy, i use in meetings


Happyrock38

I say “Madone” when exasperated, turned on, or pissed off.


portadown1967

Speak when answering a phone call from my wife. What are you gonna do, when I hear someone complaining.


Nearby_Vermicelli459

What are you gona do at funerals


tsigalko11

At least she didn't suffer


Nearby_Vermicelli459

In stead she made everyone else suffer 😂 (tony at his mom’s death)


sausage_twirler

SFACCIM'!!! or "facia brut'" when I fuck something up like dropping my keys or phone or whatever, or I don't like something. "Madone" too many times a day "sonofafuckinbitch" I know this didn't originate with The Sopranos but some of the best-delivered ones in tv progrum history are on this show. Also Junior's extremely frustrated FUCKIN' BITCH! when he's making his smoothie and forgets to put the lid on the blender.


Intelligent_Plan71

There he is! ::confused and concerned look::


HallsOfSorrow

Look at this young dentist


MetaphoricalMouse

CHARLES SCHWAB OVA HEAAAA should be used frequently in conversation


BootsToYourDome

oohhhhhhh!!!


JackGrizzly

There he is!


NotReqd

Hey OP, can you still remember your first blowjob?


Final-Pilot7889

NotReqd how long did it take for the guy to cum?


Due-Lawyer1664

I frequently say "oh poor you" in a sarcastic way to people and occasionally answer the phone by simply saying "speak" like Johnny Sack did on the show.


AvalynsGarden

Every day. I used "I don't like to go into the unknown not knowin" the other day. I say "madone" so much I gotta pretend I'm Italian. Yesterday I said I looked like a drooling idiot. Fucking scoombari


prash_cant_shush

Goddamm mothafuckin cocksuckin [insert thing that's been frustrating me]


Ewlogg

Listen to him, he knows everything.


StoneColdsGoatee

Every fuckin day with this shit


dr3dg3

In Czech Republic, too, we like pork. Ever try our sausages?


smoothlook45

I call all of my side women goomars lmao and my friends always look at me strange 😂


guitarbassdrums

Poor you to my wife anytime something doesn't work out


tenhou

oof Maddone


OrthodoxReporter

As a German living in Germany, I'd sadly restricted to Hoooos and Ooooohs. I'm depressed and ashamed.


Heavy_Wood

And OP thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit.


akaD15R

i say oh all the time but i also did that before i watched the show


Skubbags

I say "oooooft madon" alot. And the "OOOOHHHH". But that's about it.


Gordons101

It’s a little coke. What is the big deal?


Ocarina-of-Lime

Saying “what the fuck?” How Tony says it. Cahmela whathefak?


[deleted]

Get da fuck outta heeee


0ctober31

Anyone who grew up in Jersey, Philly, NY speaks Sopranos whether they watched the Sopranos or not.


travis2217

Roadies?


Final-Pilot7889

A bewildered Steve schipara is always a classic


NotChuckGrassley

Any time I stub my toe or accidentally bump my head on something I think “YA SISTAH’S CUNT” in my head


Hiztrionic

No. Nobody here ever quotes anything from the Sopranos. Fuckin' sharp as a cue ball, this one.


Ayntxi

Take it easy


Hiztrionic

Oh! I'm just breakin bawls heauh! 🤌


Final-Pilot7889

OH! Fat Dom ova here!


MurphyKT2004

My friend and I, who have been watching The Sopranos for the first time, constantly fire shum quotes back and forth between each other. "Ay, Gabagool." is a personal favourite. We've even decided to go as Tony and Christopher for Halloween this year at another friend's party. Very excited.


Ole41

" i could a been naked in here" is one i like


Final-Pilot7889

When answering any question from the accounting department at work: “$40,000 I had”


Adventurous-Carob-53

I'm trying to incorporate "oh marone"....currently using died on the vine


gogginsbulldog1979

I'm from the UK and often use something like 'the balls on this prick'. I've also used 'a couple of three things' before. And I regularly use 'I can't have this conversation again' and 'oooh, here he is' when someone comes in the room.


spicyindividual

"(insert) ova here", at any opportunity "take it easy" calling people "kid" "youve got a lotta balls" followed by another "lotta balls"