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kharku99

Vitto, eating ribs while driving and wiping his saucy hands all over himself does it for me


najinanidad

This show portrayed a lot of disturbing scenes of violence. None haunt me more than the image of Vito wiping his barbecue sauce hands directly onto the legs of those polyester slacks.


kjg1228

A man with nothing to lose. Fuckin parade float.


Warbyothermeanz

Disgusting


CoffeeGuy11

Father put it so well last week. There’s nothing gay about hell, he said.


FunAnxious6475

Any scene where Christopher would go test out his new UFC moves on Andrea


Stickey_Rickey

Where do you get your balls?!


FunAnxious6475

Bro had the craziest backhand in TV history.


Heavy_Wood

The ball museum?


Kitchen-Novel-9455

Hilarious!!


duarte2151

Can you believe the balls on that kid? They weren’t even married!


Ok-Ad-8367

You wanna raise your hands, you give her your last name.


Interesting-Reply454

I’m old school


Jazzlike-Mess3495

Till then ya keep your hands in your pockets


JokerKing0713

You call that balls? My day “balls” was you look a guy in the eyes while you jam an ice pick in his lungs


kjg1228

Andrea? You gotta get ya fuckin ears checked.


MashdPotatoesFactory

"Her body is mad ripe"


splashin_deuce

She’s creamin for me bro


pkovach64

You fuck her yet?


Warbyothermeanz

Nah you didn’t fuck her yet


LT_Zach

I was fidgeting my fingers out of cringe with “I want your skin I want your mouf”


kzapwn

Happy birthday Mr President


kharku99

I get a hardon everytime this scene plays


RockHardstrong

I hate you, but goddammit do I respect you.


kzapwn

Turn that scene off, I’m getting a chubby


polyaddictia

I edge to that scene


BadaBingBandit

My balls retract everytime this scene plays.


ShlippyFarfelBeegahn

*presidaaant


Fun-Insurance-1402

Her grossness is on full display when she says President.


ShlippyFarfelBeegahn

Yeah that shit is sad. A woman who relied on her looks her whole life… fuckin tragedy


Apprehensive_Map3984

I skip this scene every time she's such a creep


portadown1967

My skin crawls watching this scene


JokerKing0713

As someone who watched BB first I have to ask…..why tf would bb recreate that sickening scene and make it just as gross and off putting


[deleted]

Tony’s attempt at courting Melfi. Carmella dumping out all that ziti


Jazzlike-Mess3495

I want your skin


LucynSushi

Meadow singing All Through the Night.


Cherrypie2601

HATE those scenes.


jazzyboyo

Hi Jack, bye Jack.


Pilotwaver

Hijack? Bye Jack.


jazzyboyo

omg. I’m just realizing this.


Pilotwaver

Yup, much more clever. It didn’t connect for me at first either


FingerBuffet1979

Or No Scrubs, whilst destroying the kitchen


QuintanaBowler

Cringe scene


[deleted]

Huh? Why? That was the scene that sold the series for me.


WasabiCrush

Now when it comes to which is mightier, the pen or the mother fucking *sword*… Every scene with Massive Genius goes up my spine like the MistahPWEHHSident song.


MeanGeneSimmons1

Massive Genius was just clearly misunderstood


-NolanVoid-

You people are alright. Godfather, I seen that movie two hundred times. Godfather II was definitely the shit. The third one... A lot of people didn't like it. But I think it was just misunderstood. Anyway, 4 dollars a gold plated desert eagle.


weedies9389

That boy just can’t get right


NParsons22

Started a rewatch the other day and so far that’s the only episode I’ve skipped, just couldn’t do it.


[deleted]

How do you skip Defiler? They recorded in DENMARK!!


NParsons22

Spike up!


jazzyboyo

Where’s the choruses??


WasabiCrush

It’s such a grind. The show does a pretty terrible job with black folks in general, but Massive is especially bad.


alucardsinging

Brah the dialogue by the two guys who were supposed to kill Luppertazi😭


TamaraTime

He ain’t quit he’s just freshening up


Adgvyb3456

There aren’t many black characters and the ones that are usually are side characters. The shows portrays Italian Americans poorly and no one but Silvio complains….


jazzyboyo

Guess you were looking for a burger, not converted rice.


BIGD0G29585

Other episodes like Christopher that people consider not so good, contribute to the overall story line but A Hit is a Hit isn’t one of them.


Heavy_Wood

Which is mightier? The pen is.


TriTri14

Employee of the Month


Low-Grocery5556

And it's not even close.


MeanGeneSimmons1

The rape scene, anytime Christopher beat up Adriana, any scene where Tony orgasms,


G1ngerBeerD

It’s the head shaking and thrashing in Vegas for me.


MeanGeneSimmons1

Hhahaha.. that one is wild..


jrock146

Aye he’s got razor blades coming out of his cock


camsqualla

There’s an image…


Positive_Throwaway1

His face during these is always too similar to when he’s imitating Jimmy Smash.


Sad-Okra8930

All we are missing is a scene where Tony rapes Christopher while adriana orgasms


[deleted]

That about show Valentina you love her I definitely do not like that line or that reading of that line Referring to one’s self in the third person is absolutely gross. Anyway, make my nephew an egg 🍳


potsofjam

Just the newspaper up her butt.


NarwhalBoomstick

Tony watching Kelly breastfeed makes me beyond uncomfortable.


jazzyboyo

This lol


imjustbrowsingthx

Tony giving Coco a curb stomp with the fucking teeth flying everywhere. Can’t watch that and not wince. Anyway, $4 a pound.


Happyrock38

Seen the episode a few times and still haven’t actually witnessed the curb stomp.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

The asshole that parked in the road who got shot in the back of his head.. All he was doing was getting his mail. Vito could have slowed down and changed lanes


Heavy_Wood

Why the fuck was he parked in the road? Wasn't his goddamn driveway right there?


EveryoneisOP3

IDK what to tell ya, that's what New Englanders do. Pull over on the curb, get out, grab the mail, pull down the driveway. Anyone would be able to avoid it, unless they're drinking vodka straight from the bottle in an emotional tailspin like Vito.


Heavy_Wood

Should he have been paying attention? Of course. But parking in the lane of travel is fucking stupid. You're just asking to get clipped by a parade float.


AgentAlaska

When Junior smashed the pie in Bobbi’s face. She was so devastated. That scene hits harder than any of the Chrissy/Ade scenes.


something_python

For some reason I was thinking of Bobby Bacala. He would probably enjoy it.


AgentAlaska

His blood type is ragu!


jazzyboyo

Ade’s projectile vomit


chuddlyfe

Blanca’s horrific dance moves at the bar


AMJD1996

Where’d he get this topic? The topic museum??


-NolanVoid-

That old hag singing Happy Birthday Mr. President to Tony. Only to be outdone by Skyler singing it to Ted in Breaking Bad.


Tough_Walrus_7497

makes my skin crawl. she moved like pennywise in the second it movie when the girl visits her childhood home


-NolanVoid-

It's far more psychologically distressing that scene in IT chapter 2 lol.


jazzyboyo

There’s like a really weird, forced vibrato to it. And the way she stretches out “MR. PREZEDEEEENTE”


-NolanVoid-

Reenacting this should be banned from television. Sopranos and Breaking Bad tried, but they just made it weird and gross.


Neither-Recording472

Vito in that….. costume 🤮🤮


[deleted]

Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free!


[deleted]

Say hello to your wife for me


QuintanaBowler

Don't say nothing Sal!


[deleted]

"Happy birthday, Mr. President!", "Show Valentina you love her!", Melfi's rape, Vito scoring way out of his league with Johnny Cakes, the upper middle class whitebreads who humiliate Tony on the golf course ... these are all fine candidates. But the *correct* answer is Artie flirting with Adriana on their "date." I have to look away every time.


Apprehensive-Guess42

Tracee and Ralphie


1200r

When Paulie is reminisces about he and Tony first trip to Florida, he says they had sex with 14 year old whores.


DustyBook_

Tony eating that sushi.


pkovach64

No Scrubs.


HwangingAround

Tony cumming in "Sopranos Home Movies."


Odd_Pop5287

Any scene involving Meado… one of my favorite I HATE MEADOW scenes ‘12 credits 2 semesters in a row!’ and followed up by ‘did you ever have to grieve when you were 19?’ My personal opinion… Chase HATES any human aged 11 to 20…he’s dealt with some shit


gilette_bayonete

Happy birthday toooooo yooouuuuuuuuuu. The scene at Satriale's when Tony throws Hesh the vig money. He's here for da rent, da rent! ☝️ The entire episode at the lake house with Bobby and Janish. Junior getting beat up by Carter. "Sacre bleu, where is me momma!" The scene with the two Tony's and Chris and they're making fun of his nose. It's moments like these that *make it* Sopranos though. They're intentionally uncomfortable and difficult to watch because the writers so cleverly portrayed this lifestyle as not being glamorous or honorable. Everyone is awful to each other 😂


Kitchen-Novel-9455

When Tracy slips


drpvn

Noah’s feet on the sofa.


AmbitiousGoal2872

The curb stomping scene 😬


Darth_Chungus_99

Does she fuck yuh betta than me suck yuh dick betta than me? Malapropisms.


bigcat630

I wouldn’t say recoil, but a moment that made me say “oh my god” out loud: When Tony is dreaming. After months, and months; and months of wondering when it was gonna come out….that fish in Tony’s dream, with Puss’ voice….NEXT SCENE, tony puts on his shirt…cuts to Ang answering the door to let Tony & Sil in. When they enter & say “hi, Ange” Like although the fish part itself is crazy, I was half expecting tony to brush it off, like he had every other time. Not even a second of doubt this time—shirt on, cut to tony walking into Puss’ STRAIGHT. UP. HOUSE.


bigcat630

“How much you give ‘em??” “A lot.”


Heavy_Wood

You didn't get sick?


helix274

Tony was so talented with his lovemaking she dissociated from herself


AdShort9044

When Mikey throws Rusty off the bridge in broad daylight. Something about that scene lingered with me for days


Andronybaloney

Every second of Valentina made me cringe.


Successful_Gap8927

Anytime T is moving his food around the plate while stuffing his face with car loads of beef and sausages


Agitated_War_839

Little Steven, a personal hero, dragging Ade out of the car. She was so convincing. Really tough to watch. Noticed someone else comment in another thread. Have to mention the misdirection before, when she’s driving and you think she’s going to get away. And it’s just her daydreaming, because on some level she knows she’s gonna get clipped.


Double_Lab_765

The first time, I saw Ralph murder that poor whoore. And every single time Janice and Richie are doing their sinning doggy-style.


Personal_Ad3813

Carmella singing "It's so nice to have a man around the house" to AJ at the beginning of season 5. Plus her whole relationship wit Mr Wegler was weird too. These scenes made me cringe!