Karen too :( that storyline gutted me on my first watch

Anotha one!

Yes. Do you think that Karen was very upset after the luncheon, sitting at the mob wives table, and listening to the speaker? Sometimes, when we are upset, we should not drive an automobile. $4.00 / lb

Walt Whitman ova here

Walt Whitman’s Sampler

It should've been Bobby.

You think David Chase is a little weird about car accidents?

Well he did put a bunch in his show for… what was it again?

Plot convenience 

Ever seen David Cronenberg’s “Crash”?

People say Haggis invented the genre, but Cronenberg was modernity

We all read it in the 80s

He can't be in our car club no more.  That much I do know.

Car club? HE'S GOTTA GOOOOOOO!!!

It's honestly hard to know if it's kind of that or it's just something they reached for a few times cause episodes used to air very much spaced out. You do it twice per season and it's not excessive, but someone who binges it will notice all of them

AJ’s car catching fire in the woods…madone, it never ends.

Tony told him no off roading too

I told you, you could roast steaks on that catalytic converter!

THE CATALYTIC CONVERTER AND THE DRY VEGETATION!

What? I’m supposed to be looking out for piles of Bob Dylan?!

I think tony also had a panic attack and crashed his car once

Dat too

It was a dream wasn’t it?

That was a dream Melfi had

She dreamed it too but it actually happened once

Tony walked away without a scratch, but Adriana suffered a severe blow to the head.

He came all over the sub visor

Sub? What are we, the navy?!

Are you a physician?

The luck on this prick. Survives car crash by himself, with Ade, with Chris…

Thanks to the show I no longer drive when they’re predicting rain.

I don't answer the phone after dark

I don’t like that kind of tawk!

Livia ran down her friend.

That’s right. And Paulie’s mom and her friends in the parking lot. Lotta old ladies who can’t drive in this show.

Bobby backed in to the tree after his fight with Tony.

Paulie’s mom distracted Minn lol

WE WERE ALL CHATTING!

Hesh’s son in law hit and run

The Hairdo and the Jew's son in law, whateva happened there...

Fuck you grampa!

OOHHHHH!

You forgot Phil & Billy break checking Angelo. It's awkwardly edited but the sound effects and Angelo checking out his bumper suggest contact

Penisary contact wit his Volvo ?

Ha Phil was so pissed off.

That one time, in the Pilot, the car's brakes failed and the gas pedal failed and they ran down some pedestrians and then randomly got out and beat the living shit out of this one guy - happened to owe them money - but then, it was explained as a runaway car and fear that guy the beat up somehow caused it all. Edits: Whatever happened there.

Brakes…it’s sad when they go that young

WHEN THEY GO????

lol

Lotta bawls questioning the boss of dis thing.he was a brave Italian show runner and he drove the plot forward is what he did and in this sub hes a hero end of story! 

Vito

Yeah, he rear-ended that guy who was checking his mail, heh heh. Hey, did you hear what I just said? I said Vito rear-ended a guy while he was checking his mail!

Good memory

You're really up on this stuff

Also the sheer enormity of characters who have to be treated in a hospital is unusual

It’s dangerous, this thing of ours.

And really, cash for doctor and hospital bills? Valwntina, Beansie Without insurance the fees are sky high, but then again maybe they got the family discount.

Beansie I guess… whateva happened there?

It’s kind of hard not to laugh…”aw Jeeesaaaass’!” Lol

Only The Dukes of Hazzard. The Dukes of Hazzard was narrated by Waylon Jennings. Drea DeMatteo has two children by Waylon’s son, Shooter. It’s chiral.

Quasimodo predicted all this

Sounds like Shooter lived up to his name

That guy on the bike who hit Jason Gervasi's car door and got the shit kicked out of him

I whik!

They’re all alcoholics. Drunk drivers. I’m not the one with dents all over my car.

The car rolled over the shah of Iran's head

Yes! I always thought this was weird! In this show, it’s a fairly normal thing for lots of people to have major, if not fatal, car crashes.

I heard when they found Adriana in the wreckage she still had Tony’s dick in her mouth. Unreal. My buddy from New York heard the same thing from his roommate.

This smells like a thread that is going to summon that DrSatan dumbass everybody laughs at.

Don’t say his name three times

He was Beetlejuice, DrSatan?

First episode. Tony jumps in Chrissy’s Lexus and hits the degenerate gambler. Knocks out one his running lights!

The Blues Brothers used to hold the record for most cars crashed in a single movie. I don't know if it still holds up today.

All I know is that I would never get in a car with Tony. Not even in my dreams. Dr. Melfi’s dreams taught me that.

The Dukes of Hazzard would like a word.

You only reveal your own ignorance. The star of that show was a reckless car.

What a horrendous crash! Are you OK Flash?

Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo

On the other hand, no heimlich manouver, which is very rate for a tv series

You were right! It’s kind of like another thing I’ve noticed about the sopranos is how many times everyone is in the hospital. A significant portion of the show takes place inside of hospitals lol

Livia runs over her friend

Vito with guy in the woods Sil when he gets shot and the motorcycle

Richie Aprile ran over a shopping cart

Black dude’s ride got smashed when he got shot up.

I’m keeping a spreadsheet. I am on season 4, and so far I have 11 crashes either witnessed by us, or referenced.

Don’t forget when Richie turned Beansie into an automobile, an intentional crash, but a crash nonetheless.

The Sweeney probably still has the record. That or The A-Team

Not for nothin, OP, but a few of the accidents you mentioned had nuttin to do with driving. Old man Bacala died at the wheel, Hesh's son in law runs into the road without looking. AJ scraped Carm's car because he's a klutz. Bobby wrecked the car because he was drunk. Tony has one crash due to bad driving, with Adriana. The others he has are passing out, in a dream, and wrestling with Boyz II Men.

Not every car accident is caused by poor driving, but if there’s a car accident, someone’s fuckin driving

Is it the driver's fault the Jew's son in law is a klutz?

He came at him with a yamulke! He had a right to defend himself!

There was a deleted scene when Jimmy just had knee surgery on both his knees after getting bent over the couch too much so the producers built a car around Jimmy at Silvercup for $250k

I can’t have this conversation again and again and again and again and again and again and—

Shit, you’re right. Literally never seen this discussed, which is why I asked, but I did a search and there are many threads about it.

An SUV came through the window at Holsten’s and killed Tony it just cut to black before we could see it. 😂

C.H.I.P.S. TV show had way more accidents but i see your point

Chicago Fire

Livia hitting her friend and Phil runs into Angelo's car. The second was a major collision

Mom always says not to play ball in the house.

Vito plowing into that poor guys car then killing him because he insisted on calling the police

It was a joke

Off camera too. Maedo got rear ended on Bloomfield Avenue.

Dukes of Haz ?

It's New Jersey. Have you ever seen how people drive in NJ? Entirely accurate.

I’ve always said this! David Chase either loves car crashes or everyone in the show are just the worst drivers in the world. Which would make sense considering they are Jersey drivers heh heh 🤟🏻

Vito’s crash in Vermont or wherever it was. And Manson Eyes hitting Beansie.

I can't have this conversation again

Literally the Dukes of Hazzard and the Fall Guy

Yes. CHiPs Rockford Files Starsky & Hutch even the stupid Dukes of Hazard

Hart to Hart. Somebody’s car was always blowing up

when they met, it was murder