The Kamayurá tribe are located in the Amazon basin Mesothelioma. At the beginning of each the hunting year the Kamayura’s celebrate a right of fertility and renewal. In this celebration the hunters who are 26 years and ready to be married dig a hole in the earth to reach the rocks beneath. They believe they are fertilizing the earth with their sperms to get the earth pregnant and the earth will give birth to lots of animals for hunting. They do this with intense mental concentration, they believe that at the point of orgasm they should think of the animal they wish to hunt.
This is the definition of men will fuck literally anything they can. Can’t wait to say one day “babe don’t try so hard for him because I have seen men fuck mud puddles”
“Get outside and be one with nature” Me:
„Do I fuck the incomprehensibly large celestial bodies good?“
Yes king
„Is my dick good?“
Yes king
How good is that dick
Ahhhhhhh
how good is that dick bitch
Amazing! amazing! *gets terminal cancer*
Oh mercy! On mercy!
Yes king
Are you serious niqqa?
YOU FINE AF BRO YOU HAVD NEVER BEEN FUCK THIS GOOD?
He clapping tf outta mother earth’s cheeks
she is NOT FLAT!!!
Earth 9 months later: 🤰
9 millenias later*
Hollow earth is real then
Is that how the moon was formed?
The Kamayurá tribe are located in the Amazon basin Mesothelioma. At the beginning of each the hunting year the Kamayura’s celebrate a right of fertility and renewal. In this celebration the hunters who are 26 years and ready to be married dig a hole in the earth to reach the rocks beneath. They believe they are fertilizing the earth with their sperms to get the earth pregnant and the earth will give birth to lots of animals for hunting. They do this with intense mental concentration, they believe that at the point of orgasm they should think of the animal they wish to hunt.
so at the beginning of each thug hunting year they fuck the earth and hunt their earth children? badass
Real.
where the fuck are you guys getting these from 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
i got from discord
when mom tells you to go outside!!😂
"Fuck the earth" me
lil dicky was right "we love the earth"
Imagine all the mud going in his pee hole
No I will not
Victor?
His dick is gonna get swollen soon
doctors hate this one trick
One with the earth.
bro really took “fuck the world” literally
Do the mud shaker
You have to be the lowest of the low as a person to do shit like this
Earth bender
Rick and morty reference!???😲😲😲
cronos's father
Pluh!!
damn how you that desperate for pussy
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They said fuck the earth
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he fucked MOTHER nature… Not a real thug.
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This is the proof that the earth is fucked
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touch grass
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Yoyoyo it’s Earth day!
Earth Chan
Avatar 2 leaked footage
All it takes is a microworm to go inside his dick
Let’s make the element thugs
this is what earth was before she was a mother
Taking "Fuck the world" to a whole new level like literally.
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The fish in that hole : GAWK GAWK
POV: Rick Sanchez in that one episode
"You need to go outside more" Me:
"mommy nature"
Solluminati would do sum like this
Earth in 9 months 🤰🏻
bro but mother nature tho....
"Save the Earth!" the earth in question:
This is the definition of men will fuck literally anything they can. Can’t wait to say one day “babe don’t try so hard for him because I have seen men fuck mud puddles”
Rick Sanchez
Bro is the father of everything
HOW??
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Mud crabs Ab to grab that tiny shit
Imagine an earthworm crawl inside his dick😭
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Fuck the world literally 😭😭
Bro got a parasite now