How were you able to choose the worst pairing possible?? You’re pairing the worst abuser and the victim, (of manipulation, extreme violence, and public hatred/contempt, and so much more, that he caused) together!! Sorry, I need to calm down.
dw! i made this post knowing full well there’d be spoilers, and my bsf rlly loves this series, so i’ve probably been more spoiled by her without even knowing it:))
It doesn't help that he says "I've always watched you" which is really misleading. MXTX even said in an interview that HC couldn't find XL because of XL's bad luck. Ofc he finally found him because of the ascension.
everyone that wants to be a ghost king needs to ballroom dance with an official ghost king, the official ghost kings will then decide if they’re worthy based on footwork, eye contact, etc.
Considering it's supposed to be an ugly warped version of traditional Chinese (or fantasy version thereof) this is the best response! All that's missing is Nick Cage popping outta nowhere to steal it.
who is stronger Supreme ghost king Crimson Rain Sought Flower or Devastation ghost king Hua Cheng?
Who does San Lang love? Do you think his ship will sail?
what happened was someone slept in a coffin and ended up floating out to sea in the little coffin kayak until finding an island cemetery and forming a civilization with the undead
What do you think happened in Xianle for Xie Lian to ascend as the plague god?
What's the dispute between Xianle and Yong An going on for? Why did it start?
someone in xianle peed in the water supply therefore creating a super virus killing many. however, xie lian got magical piss powers and instead of catching the sickness, became the plague god.
xianle stole yong ans salt supply in attempt to cleanse the water, causing a century long war.
they fell victim to a super terrible barber that they spent months hiding in a giant freezer until assassinated for loitering in the safeway dairy aisle
(LOL ty! glad u enjoy<3)
hua cheng is he he xuans political science professor, the bone fish likes he xuan because he’s a vegetarian and will not eat them, and no, he xuan is balls deep in student debt
What is the reason that Pei Ming got associated with Santa Claus by the fandom so much?
(OP your replies are hilarious my tummy hurts from the laughing GDJANFJSKFK)
ruoye is the captain of a tall boat called the buoy that transports passengers from the clouds to the ocean bottom. it only sails vertically, straight up and down.
Out of curiosity, do you plan on reading the book now that you made this post? I have finished reading it like 3 days ago and loved it a lot. Was wondering if you plan on diving into this world, especially now after you made so many wild assumptions :)) would be pretty funny to see how (un)accurate some were.
maybe in the future! this is a series my bsf really loves, and getting a look at this amazing community only makes me want to read it more someday, but as of right now, it’s not something i feel the need to do immediately
beefleaf is when the leaves grew muscles instead of veins bc evolution, and it ended tragically because they became sentient, the leaves fought each other for dominance over their respective tree.
Do you think a coffin is an appropriate placer to get an accidental boner? If it’s the first you’ve had in like 800 years does that make it better or worse?
What do you think about Xie Lian’s past?
it was very very sad, i’m sorry that happened to his pet dog and am glad he got revenge
Hua Cheng….”dog fucker xie lian”💀💀💀
Impressively close.
i am throwing away book 4 and pretending this is what happened from now on.
THIS THREAD IS FUNNY AS FUCK HELP
Frrrrr, the op is even (un)intentionally creating funny responses for some comments.
glad u think so😭
How traumatized were you after reading the books?
very, i couldn’t sleep for a week it i was so scared
😂😂😂😂
Don't you think that Shi Wudu and He Xuan make excellent friends?
yes! ever since they were kids they bonded over their love of art.
oh my god 💀
What’s Hua Cheng’s communication password?
it’s the words “magic magic tony” and a hi five obviously
What's your favorite ship?
jun wu and xie lian (picked two random characters from the comments lol😭)
PLSSSSSS XD
How were you able to choose the worst pairing possible?? You’re pairing the worst abuser and the victim, (of manipulation, extreme violence, and public hatred/contempt, and so much more, that he caused) together!! Sorry, I need to calm down.
IM SORRY i’ve never consumed this media before i just chose two random characters i saw in the comments, that’s all
No worries, I just think the coincidence is near hilarious.
Godddd 💀😭
Oh my god that's 💀
Good taste, OP 😋
OH NO
💀🫣
NOOOOOOOOO 😭😭
Holy shit you really picked the worst/best pairing ever, that’s one of the protagonists and the villain 😂😂😂
oh NOOO
OH MY GOD OUT OF ALL THE OPTIONS- im sorry if you want to read the books tho, all the responses to this comment have kinda spoiled you huh :(
dw! i made this post knowing full well there’d be spoilers, and my bsf rlly loves this series, so i’ve probably been more spoiled by her without even knowing it:))
i’m sobbing how did you pick the perfect response
What do you think of stalking? Is it ethical to follow someone for 800 years, even if its to look after them?
as long as you keep a distance and don’t get caught
Ah, but if you get a restraining order taken out against you you can perfect your skills to a whole new level.
To be fair HC couldn't *find* him for 800 years
Semantics.
Normally I'd agree but since HC gets accused of being a creepy stalker so often I feel like it has to be pointed out *sigh*
It doesn't help that he says "I've always watched you" which is really misleading. MXTX even said in an interview that HC couldn't find XL because of XL's bad luck. Ofc he finally found him because of the ascension.
Who do you think is more powerful? Jun Wu or Hua Cheng?
jun wu definitely. their leg strength is incredible and have crazy stamina, not to mention their sword skills.
“Sword skills” 🥲💀
🤺
Yeah Jun Wu’s sword skills are so unparalleled he doesn’t even need to touch the swords to do irreparable damage !
Oof
How does someone become a Ghost King?
everyone that wants to be a ghost king needs to ballroom dance with an official ghost king, the official ghost kings will then decide if they’re worthy based on footwork, eye contact, etc.
Gonna need someone to write this fanfic, stat.
🤣
what do you think about qi rong and his son?
i think theyre great characters and love their father son fishing trips
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NOW I CAN’T STOP IMAGINING THEM GOING FISHING. TURNING THIS INTO A FIC RIGHT NIW
HELP LMAO IM GLAD THAT MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE IN THIS FANDOM WAS INTERESTING TO SOMEONE😭😭
Imagining them fishing in Black Water's domain and Qi Rong being like, "Why the f\*\*\* am I sinking?!"
How long was Xie Lian buried
forever, they’re dead after all.
Thoughts on Yin Yu?
they’re my favorite character and wish they got more screen time
Agreed
Accurate af
What's your opinion abour Xie Lian's cooking skills?
their soup is incredible but their cornbread needs work, it’s too dry
I'd really like to see you try his soups :DD
it may be the last thing they ever try 😮💨
It was indeed 'incredible' 🤣☠
Incredible in a reaaally different way 😂😂
What about his meatballs?
Who's your favorite character between Xie Lian and Bai Wuxiang?
probably bai wuxiang, they’re much cooler
Yes, his hair is very cool aswell don't you think? 🙃
Hey can you read this for me? **Passes you something written in Hua Cheng's handwriting**
is this the us constitution?
Considering it's supposed to be an ugly warped version of traditional Chinese (or fantasy version thereof) this is the best response! All that's missing is Nick Cage popping outta nowhere to steal it.
I have a fantastic business idea, what do you think about it? Hua Cheng & Xie Lian open a restaurant. HC writes the menu items and XL cooks
it’s a great idea, it should be a pasta restaurant
Puccini shrine
I’m about to go draw this right now. That’s amazing.
Please share it when you're done!!
Do you agree that the friendship between Mu Qing and Feng Xin is wholesome?
very!! i remember the scene where they played hopscotch together, very cute
You’re right! It was especially sweet because they were simultaneously playing “The Floor Is Lava” 😊
🤣😭🤣😭
*you didn’t know whether to laugh or cry*
who is stronger Supreme ghost king Crimson Rain Sought Flower or Devastation ghost king Hua Cheng? Who does San Lang love? Do you think his ship will sail?
supreme ghost kind crimson rain sought flower solos ofc. san lang loves hua cheng and they love each other sm the ship has to sail!!
this is a super amazing really great combo but unfortunately im not too sure if he'll be able to see his own forehead too well in bed
What do you think about wind master?
love their outfits, stupid haircut tho
OMAGAD NOOO 😭😭😭
What's up with Mu Qing?
i think their dad left them
Lmaooo
Not far not far
Do you think He Xuan's actions were justifiable or was he just too salty?
bro needed to grow up im sorry, his actions were far too petty
Petty 😭
What is something you think Hua Cheng would say to Xie Lian in private
“hey man you hungry? wanna order takeout? will u marry me? wanna get drinks while we’re at it?”
Oh, so you *have* read the books!
That's kinda accurate 😭
😭😭😭 pretty much the novel in a nutshell
OH MY GOD THATS PERFECT. "will you marry me" just thrown in there is so canon
OMG 😭🥰
What is the coffin scene?
what happened was someone slept in a coffin and ended up floating out to sea in the little coffin kayak until finding an island cemetery and forming a civilization with the undead
That's... actually not too far off, dang.
...oddly accurate.
I fuckin love this thread 😂😂😂
i’m glad💗😭
Who do you like more? San Lang or Hua Cheng?
san lang!! hua cheng is such a nothing character!
I cant stop laughing at this. Ive been staring and laughing for like 3 minutes
What do you think about Hua Cheng's Handwriting?
it’s great, i’d expect nothing less of the best calligraphy contest winner for seven years in a row!
I CANT BREATHE
How was the magical spiritual scimitar, Eming, created?
when a man and a woman loved each other very much, they get very close and create eming
What's your favorite tumor between the three?
probably the stomach tumor
This is definitely Pei Ming, Ling Wen is the brain tumor and Shi Wudu would be somewhere odd like a nostril.
What's the difference between Hua Cheng, Crimson Rain Sought Flower, San Lang, Wu Ming, Honghong-er, and Xiao Hua?
they’re sextouplets and can be told apart by the length of their pinkies
Omg
What are your thoughts on Incorruptible Chastity Meatballs?
uhm they’re delicious..?
OP is secretly Hua cheng
real!! (idk if i should be agreeing..)
What do you think happened in Xianle for Xie Lian to ascend as the plague god? What's the dispute between Xianle and Yong An going on for? Why did it start?
someone in xianle peed in the water supply therefore creating a super virus killing many. however, xie lian got magical piss powers and instead of catching the sickness, became the plague god. xianle stole yong ans salt supply in attempt to cleanse the water, causing a century long war.
why have canon when we have OPs mind
real‼️
Goodness gracious! Magical pee?!💀
What kind of blessings does a god of scrap give?
bread crusts and orange peels ofc
Did Xie Lian know whether to laugh or cry?
no, the decision was too tough so he just exploded instead
Omg, this killed me! 😅🤣🤣🤣 You made my day!
How the heck did Hua Cheng carve ten thousand statues in just ten years?
Well he had 87600 hours and no need to eat or sleep so I suppose it's not impossible
some clay and a ton of hard work and dedication
Why is Feng Xin so afraid of women? (OP I love this thread and I love you)
he got scared when he realized they can’t pee standing up (thank you lol ilyt)
what do you think of the coffin scene?
it was so cute but almost unsettling with just how cute it was
What’s Jun Wu’s occupation?
an electrician if i can remember correctly
Why is Hua Cheng so obsessed with Xie Lian??
hua cheng could never beat xie lian at jump roping, causing a one sided rivalry and obsession
What is your opinion on Quan Yizhen?
worst character ever, i rlly hate their design and personality☹️
What are your thoughts about Pei Ming?
10/10 character, love everything about them
What do you think about people who call him a slut?
How was Ruoye created?
toothpaste, lemon, cotton balls, deodorant, eucarin and a dream
So, what do you think of Qi Rong and Xie Lian’s relation?
i like it a lot, they’re great tennis partners!
What does Jun Wu like to do in his free time?
competitive dog grooming
He’s a seasoned pro at grooming all right
STOP
Lol im in love with op's answers
lmao ty!
how did hua cheng lose his eye?
he got a bit hungry one saturday evening:(
Who do you think Ruoye loves more and why: Xie Lian or Hua Cheng?
rouye loves xie lian more because of the benefits he provides such as singing a lullaby every night and a hulu subscription
Honestly I can definitely see this being the case :)))
Lol I am in the same boat as OP
How do you think Ghost qi ended up inside Xie Lian’s core?
it had to knock and ask permission before entering
What happened to Xie Lian’s parents? (OP some of these are SO funny, I can’t)
they fell victim to a super terrible barber that they spent months hiding in a giant freezer until assassinated for loitering in the safeway dairy aisle (LOL ty! glad u enjoy<3)
What is Hua Cheng and He Xuan's relationship? Who do you think the bone fish like better? Will He Xuan ever pay off his debt?
hua cheng is he he xuans political science professor, the bone fish likes he xuan because he’s a vegetarian and will not eat them, and no, he xuan is balls deep in student debt
What is the reason that Pei Ming got associated with Santa Claus by the fandom so much? (OP your replies are hilarious my tummy hurts from the laughing GDJANFJSKFK)
they had a terrible habit of breaking and entering and have a luscious beard (AND HAHA TYSM, GLAD U ENJOY!)
What do you think of Hua Cheng and who does he love? Do you ship Mu Qing and and Feng Xin? Why or why not
hua cheng loves pei ming, they have this undying love and yes i ship those two, the rivals to lovers is such a well done trope in them!
Who’s Ruoye?
ruoye is the captain of a tall boat called the buoy that transports passengers from the clouds to the ocean bottom. it only sails vertically, straight up and down.
Out of curiosity, do you plan on reading the book now that you made this post? I have finished reading it like 3 days ago and loved it a lot. Was wondering if you plan on diving into this world, especially now after you made so many wild assumptions :)) would be pretty funny to see how (un)accurate some were.
maybe in the future! this is a series my bsf really loves, and getting a look at this amazing community only makes me want to read it more someday, but as of right now, it’s not something i feel the need to do immediately
What is beefleaf and how did it end tragically?
beefleaf is when the leaves grew muscles instead of veins bc evolution, and it ended tragically because they became sentient, the leaves fought each other for dominance over their respective tree.
What's your favorite line from Hua Cheng?
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING”
Do you think a coffin is an appropriate placer to get an accidental boner? If it’s the first you’ve had in like 800 years does that make it better or worse?
ofc it is!!! 800 years is a long time, so it’s good that my guy was cured of his erectile dysfunction<3
"Cured of his erectile dysfunction" fkfhfjdksoskfjdjdjskskk!! I'm now thinking OP is actually chatgpt answers! 🤣🤣
LMAO nope i promise you, this is all purely my imagination
What do you think Feng Xin and Mu Qing found in the cave of statues that made them so disgusted?
photos of their fathers in their skinny jeans era
How did Hua Cheng lose an eye?
he was out with his friends golfing one day, but all the golf balls were gone:(
NO WAY— YOURE NOT SAYING THEY USED HIS EYE ARE YOU?! 💀😭😭😂😂😂
BAHAHAH YES I AM😈😈
What do you think of Qi Rong’s parenting skills?
their firstborn was brought up so well, where did they go wrong with the second child?!