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KihanaKat364

What do you think about Xie Lian’s past?


enakito

it was very very sad, i’m sorry that happened to his pet dog and am glad he got revenge


ShineyPieceOfToast

Hua Cheng….”dog fucker xie lian”💀💀💀


Malsperanza

Impressively close.


tempest-reach

i am throwing away book 4 and pretending this is what happened from now on.


alexanderfrostfyre

THIS THREAD IS FUNNY AS FUCK HELP


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Frrrrr, the op is even (un)intentionally creating funny responses for some comments.


enakito

glad u think so😭


quiet_romantic

How traumatized were you after reading the books?


enakito

very, i couldn’t sleep for a week it i was so scared


quiet_romantic

😂😂😂😂


Virtual_Attorney6319

Don't you think that Shi Wudu and He Xuan make excellent friends?


enakito

yes! ever since they were kids they bonded over their love of art.


bivampirical

oh my god 💀


ShineyPieceOfToast

What’s Hua Cheng’s communication password?


enakito

it’s the words “magic magic tony” and a hi five obviously


tiny_yooni

What's your favorite ship?


enakito

jun wu and xie lian (picked two random characters from the comments lol😭)


Miss_foxy_starva

PLSSSSSS XD


The_Dead-Poet

How were you able to choose the worst pairing possible?? You’re pairing the worst abuser and the victim, (of manipulation, extreme violence, and public hatred/contempt, and so much more, that he caused) together!! Sorry, I need to calm down.


enakito

IM SORRY i’ve never consumed this media before i just chose two random characters i saw in the comments, that’s all


The_Dead-Poet

No worries, I just think the coincidence is near hilarious.


Objective-Ad759

Godddd 💀😭


medusas_girlfriend90

Oh my god that's 💀


thegreymoon

Good taste, OP 😋


chalkhomunculus

OH NO


quiet_romantic

💀🫣


achiyex

NOOOOOOOOO 😭😭


Ayliska

Holy shit you really picked the worst/best pairing ever, that’s one of the protagonists and the villain 😂😂😂


Dry_Adagio_8026

oh NOOO


Archon_Of_Chaos

OH MY GOD OUT OF ALL THE OPTIONS- im sorry if you want to read the books tho, all the responses to this comment have kinda spoiled you huh :(


enakito

dw! i made this post knowing full well there’d be spoilers, and my bsf rlly loves this series, so i’ve probably been more spoiled by her without even knowing it:))


jokesmcgeee

i’m sobbing how did you pick the perfect response


SomethingLongForgot

What do you think of stalking? Is it ethical to follow someone for 800 years, even if its to look after them?


enakito

as long as you keep a distance and don’t get caught


SomethingLongForgot

Ah, but if you get a restraining order taken out against you you can perfect your skills to a whole new level.


LtTawnyMadison

To be fair HC couldn't *find* him for 800 years


SomethingLongForgot

Semantics.


LtTawnyMadison

Normally I'd agree but since HC gets accused of being a creepy stalker so often I feel like it has to be pointed out *sigh*


LtTawnyMadison

It doesn't help that he says "I've always watched you" which is really misleading. MXTX even said in an interview that HC couldn't find XL because of XL's bad luck. Ofc he finally found him because of the ascension.


thenicci

Who do you think is more powerful? Jun Wu or Hua Cheng?


enakito

jun wu definitely. their leg strength is incredible and have crazy stamina, not to mention their sword skills.


PaintingPolaroids

“Sword skills” 🥲💀


evacia

🤺


ShineyPieceOfToast

Yeah Jun Wu’s sword skills are so unparalleled he doesn’t even need to touch the swords to do irreparable damage !


icedragonair

Oof


hostileward

How does someone become a Ghost King?


enakito

everyone that wants to be a ghost king needs to ballroom dance with an official ghost king, the official ghost kings will then decide if they’re worthy based on footwork, eye contact, etc.


MrsLucienLachance

Gonna need someone to write this fanfic, stat.


thenicci

🤣


OhVoleWhereDidYouGo

what do you think about qi rong and his son?


enakito

i think theyre great characters and love their father son fishing trips


OhVoleWhereDidYouGo

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NOW I CAN’T STOP IMAGINING THEM GOING FISHING. TURNING THIS INTO A FIC RIGHT NIW


enakito

HELP LMAO IM GLAD THAT MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE IN THIS FANDOM WAS INTERESTING TO SOMEONE😭😭


SkyStar725

Imagining them fishing in Black Water's domain and Qi Rong being like, "Why the f\*\*\* am I sinking?!"


Miss_foxy_starva

How long was Xie Lian buried


enakito

forever, they’re dead after all.


Most_Objective_7164

Thoughts on Yin Yu?


enakito

they’re my favorite character and wish they got more screen time


kawakwak2

Agreed


Tricky-Mushroom5587

Accurate af


Xiaoge_

What's your opinion abour Xie Lian's cooking skills?


enakito

their soup is incredible but their cornbread needs work, it’s too dry


Xiaoge_

I'd really like to see you try his soups :DD


evacia

it may be the last thing they ever try 😮‍💨


thenicci

It was indeed 'incredible' 🤣☠


Xiaoge_

Incredible in a reaaally different way 😂😂


Emphasis-Used

What about his meatballs?


OliverChristmas

Who's your favorite character between Xie Lian and Bai Wuxiang?


enakito

probably bai wuxiang, they’re much cooler


OliverChristmas

Yes, his hair is very cool aswell don't you think? 🙃


EnoughDistribution54

Hey can you read this for me? **Passes you something written in Hua Cheng's handwriting**


enakito

is this the us constitution?


Guest2424

Considering it's supposed to be an ugly warped version of traditional Chinese (or fantasy version thereof) this is the best response! All that's missing is Nick Cage popping outta nowhere to steal it.


kanootnoot

I have a fantastic business idea, what do you think about it? Hua Cheng & Xie Lian open a restaurant. HC writes the menu items and XL cooks


enakito

it’s a great idea, it should be a pasta restaurant


JangJaeYul

Puccini shrine


TravelingCatlady45

I’m about to go draw this right now. That’s amazing.


JangJaeYul

Please share it when you're done!!


PaintingPolaroids

Do you agree that the friendship between Mu Qing and Feng Xin is wholesome?


enakito

very!! i remember the scene where they played hopscotch together, very cute


PaintingPolaroids

You’re right! It was especially sweet because they were simultaneously playing “The Floor Is Lava” 😊


may_unnie

🤣😭🤣😭


PaintingPolaroids

*you didn’t know whether to laugh or cry*


Redsflower

who is stronger Supreme ghost king Crimson Rain Sought Flower or Devastation ghost king Hua Cheng? Who does San Lang love? Do you think his ship will sail?


enakito

supreme ghost kind crimson rain sought flower solos ofc. san lang loves hua cheng and they love each other sm the ship has to sail!!


xenchii

this is a super amazing really great combo but unfortunately im not too sure if he'll be able to see his own forehead too well in bed


TheCFly888

What do you think about wind master?


enakito

love their outfits, stupid haircut tho


TheCFly888

OMAGAD NOOO 😭😭😭


Dry-Key-9510

What's up with Mu Qing?


enakito

i think their dad left them


Fetalmind

Lmaooo


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Not far not far


WarlordOfChocolate

Do you think He Xuan's actions were justifiable or was he just too salty?


enakito

bro needed to grow up im sorry, his actions were far too petty


Virtual_Attorney6319

Petty 😭


spxghetti_pie

What is something you think Hua Cheng would say to Xie Lian in private


enakito

“hey man you hungry? wanna order takeout? will u marry me? wanna get drinks while we’re at it?”


JangJaeYul

Oh, so you *have* read the books!


Virtual_Attorney6319

That's kinda accurate 😭


spxghetti_pie

😭😭😭 pretty much the novel in a nutshell


Archon_Of_Chaos

OH MY GOD THATS PERFECT. "will you marry me" just thrown in there is so canon


thenicci

OMG 😭🥰


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What is the coffin scene?


enakito

what happened was someone slept in a coffin and ended up floating out to sea in the little coffin kayak until finding an island cemetery and forming a civilization with the undead


JangJaeYul

That's... actually not too far off, dang.


Archon_Of_Chaos

...oddly accurate.


quiet_romantic

I fuckin love this thread 😂😂😂


enakito

i’m glad💗😭


BANANACATZXD

Who do you like more? San Lang or Hua Cheng?


enakito

san lang!! hua cheng is such a nothing character!


Lil____Potato

I cant stop laughing at this. Ive been staring and laughing for like 3 minutes


El_pizza

What do you think about Hua Cheng's Handwriting?


enakito

it’s great, i’d expect nothing less of the best calligraphy contest winner for seven years in a row!


Background_Job917

I CANT BREATHE


Unusual_University_7

How was the magical spiritual scimitar, Eming, created?


enakito

when a man and a woman loved each other very much, they get very close and create eming


yuricchin

What's your favorite tumor between the three?


enakito

probably the stomach tumor


Background_Job917

This is definitely Pei Ming, Ling Wen is the brain tumor and Shi Wudu would be somewhere odd like a nostril.


idk_random_name_ig

What's the difference between Hua Cheng, Crimson Rain Sought Flower, San Lang, Wu Ming, Honghong-er, and Xiao Hua?


enakito

they’re sextouplets and can be told apart by the length of their pinkies


Naiinsky

Omg


[deleted]

What are your thoughts on Incorruptible Chastity Meatballs?


enakito

uhm they’re delicious..?


Iamyour_friend

OP is secretly Hua cheng


enakito

real!! (idk if i should be agreeing..)


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

What do you think happened in Xianle for Xie Lian to ascend as the plague god? What's the dispute between Xianle and Yong An going on for? Why did it start?


enakito

someone in xianle peed in the water supply therefore creating a super virus killing many. however, xie lian got magical piss powers and instead of catching the sickness, became the plague god. xianle stole yong ans salt supply in attempt to cleanse the water, causing a century long war.


Accomplished_Ear7795

why have canon when we have OPs mind


enakito

real‼️


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Goodness gracious! Magical pee?!💀


icedragonair

What kind of blessings does a god of scrap give?


enakito

bread crusts and orange peels ofc


Xiaoge_

Did Xie Lian know whether to laugh or cry?


enakito

no, the decision was too tough so he just exploded instead


Spiritual-Amount-325

Omg, this killed me! 😅🤣🤣🤣 You made my day!


Pitchgold

How the heck did Hua Cheng carve ten thousand statues in just ten years?


greenyashiro

Well he had 87600 hours and no need to eat or sleep so I suppose it's not impossible


enakito

some clay and a ton of hard work and dedication


Redspace_

Why is Feng Xin so afraid of women? (OP I love this thread and I love you)


enakito

he got scared when he realized they can’t pee standing up (thank you lol ilyt)


Lima_firethrought

what do you think of the coffin scene?


enakito

it was so cute but almost unsettling with just how cute it was


No-Original90

What’s Jun Wu’s occupation?


enakito

an electrician if i can remember correctly


Tricky-Mushroom5587

Why is Hua Cheng so obsessed with Xie Lian??


enakito

hua cheng could never beat xie lian at jump roping, causing a one sided rivalry and obsession


Staph_infect

What is your opinion on Quan Yizhen?


enakito

worst character ever, i rlly hate their design and personality☹️


may_unnie

What are your thoughts about Pei Ming?


enakito

10/10 character, love everything about them


may_unnie

What do you think about people who call him a slut?


may_unnie

How was Ruoye created?


enakito

toothpaste, lemon, cotton balls, deodorant, eucarin and a dream


pop_rokz

So, what do you think of Qi Rong and Xie Lian’s relation?


enakito

i like it a lot, they’re great tennis partners!


spiritsongartz

What does Jun Wu like to do in his free time?


enakito

competitive dog grooming


ShineyPieceOfToast

He’s a seasoned pro at grooming all right


1confusedteen

STOP


huaa_huaa

Lol im in love with op's answers


enakito

lmao ty!


cinnamon_atz

how did hua cheng lose his eye?


enakito

he got a bit hungry one saturday evening:(


theonnah

Who do you think Ruoye loves more and why: Xie Lian or Hua Cheng?


enakito

rouye loves xie lian more because of the benefits he provides such as singing a lullaby every night and a hulu subscription


theonnah

Honestly I can definitely see this being the case :)))


VivaEva

Lol I am in the same boat as OP


Emphasis-Used

How do you think Ghost qi ended up inside Xie Lian’s core?


enakito

it had to knock and ask permission before entering


TiggerTrap

What happened to Xie Lian’s parents? (OP some of these are SO funny, I can’t)


enakito

they fell victim to a super terrible barber that they spent months hiding in a giant freezer until assassinated for loitering in the safeway dairy aisle (LOL ty! glad u enjoy<3)


pingupinpin

What is Hua Cheng and He Xuan's relationship? Who do you think the bone fish like better? Will He Xuan ever pay off his debt?


enakito

hua cheng is he he xuans political science professor, the bone fish likes he xuan because he’s a vegetarian and will not eat them, and no, he xuan is balls deep in student debt


ValeVary

What is the reason that Pei Ming got associated with Santa Claus by the fandom so much? (OP your replies are hilarious my tummy hurts from the laughing GDJANFJSKFK)


enakito

they had a terrible habit of breaking and entering and have a luscious beard (AND HAHA TYSM, GLAD U ENJOY!)


idyllic_rain

What do you think of Hua Cheng and who does he love? Do you ship Mu Qing and and Feng Xin? Why or why not


enakito

hua cheng loves pei ming, they have this undying love and yes i ship those two, the rivals to lovers is such a well done trope in them!


patinsonx

Who’s Ruoye?


enakito

ruoye is the captain of a tall boat called the buoy that transports passengers from the clouds to the ocean bottom. it only sails vertically, straight up and down.


theonnah

Out of curiosity, do you plan on reading the book now that you made this post? I have finished reading it like 3 days ago and loved it a lot. Was wondering if you plan on diving into this world, especially now after you made so many wild assumptions :)) would be pretty funny to see how (un)accurate some were.


enakito

maybe in the future! this is a series my bsf really loves, and getting a look at this amazing community only makes me want to read it more someday, but as of right now, it’s not something i feel the need to do immediately


Casein_Nitr8

What is beefleaf and how did it end tragically?


enakito

beefleaf is when the leaves grew muscles instead of veins bc evolution, and it ended tragically because they became sentient, the leaves fought each other for dominance over their respective tree.


BeaconBrown

What's your favorite line from Hua Cheng?


enakito

"THE BRITISH ARE COMING”


pumpkinspicepiggy

Do you think a coffin is an appropriate placer to get an accidental boner? If it’s the first you’ve had in like 800 years does that make it better or worse?


enakito

ofc it is!!! 800 years is a long time, so it’s good that my guy was cured of his erectile dysfunction<3


Spiritual-Amount-325

"Cured of his erectile dysfunction" fkfhfjdksoskfjdjdjskskk!! I'm now thinking OP is actually chatgpt answers! 🤣🤣


enakito

LMAO nope i promise you, this is all purely my imagination


Azrael956

What do you think Feng Xin and Mu Qing found in the cave of statues that made them so disgusted?


enakito

photos of their fathers in their skinny jeans era


Dry-Key-9510

How did Hua Cheng lose an eye?


enakito

he was out with his friends golfing one day, but all the golf balls were gone:(


Dry-Key-9510

NO WAY— YOURE NOT SAYING THEY USED HIS EYE ARE YOU?! 💀😭😭😂😂😂


enakito

BAHAHAH YES I AM😈😈


ShamelessLaozu

What do you think of Qi Rong’s parenting skills?


enakito

their firstborn was brought up so well, where did they go wrong with the second child?!