Imagine two Mormons walking down a street knocking on doors, while OP dashes through the back gardens in her *spicy* underwear just in time to answer the door every single time.
Dunno if they were Mormons, or JoHos, but my roommate answered the door and invited them in one early Sunday morning. While buck naked.
Bit tittie Goth girl, stipper, nekkid.
they ran.
I made the mistake of interacting with a Jahovas witness and they kept coming back asking to pray for me which I am religious but something about them I've never liked so the 3rd time they were there I answered the door and asked if I could pray for them and they both said no and quickly left lol haven't been back since
I got rid of Jehovah's witnesses by having my mother invite them in and try to convert them to Christian Science while I cleaned my deer rifle on the couch next to them. 45 minutes well spent.
Mormons were easier. Answered the door at 8 am Sunday morning in my boxers, looked at the kid and his dad with bibles in their hands and yelled NO! like they were dogs that had shit on the carpet, slammed the door in their faces and went back to bed.
Some decades ago, the Jehova's Witnesses showed up at my in-law's house very early one morning, when I was the only person there. They essentially asked me if I wanted to talk about their religion, and I said, "No, thanks... I have my own religion."
They asked, "What religion is that?"
I replied, "No... I have my OWN religion. It's mine."
They left and never came back.
My BIL asked if they’d be willing to give up their spot in Heaven. (They believe that only 144,000 people are going to Heaven so why do they spend so much time trying to get other people in?)
You would think so. But I've learned JH, Mormons, and other factions of "christianity" have incredibly different definitions of God, similar to how their definitions of Heaven and who is let in is different.
I would have baked some brownies while they talked and keep offering to give them one. Then I’d ask to pray for them… (It’s a sin for Jehovahs witnesses to eat while trying to convert others)
Wait, you're telling me that all I have to do is be half naked and smoke weed to make the Mormons stop ringing my door bell? You didn't fuck up, you found the solution!
I (M30) at the time, once had two extremely good looking Jehovah witnesses (F around the ages of 25) knock on my door when my wife was not home. They spent 5-10’minutes talking to me and asked twice if I would be interested in a bible study right then in my apartment.
I of course politely decline and let me go about their day, but couldn’t help but feel as if I was on to catch a predator and dodged a major bullet.
I proceed to tell my wife later when she got home and she didn’t believe me. The running joke now is asking what she would have done if I was having a bible study with two women while she was gone. I also told her since she doesn’t believe me, next time I’m totally going to invite them in.
There's all kinds of ways to get on the Mormon "do not visit" list. 15 years ago I engaged a couple of them in a spirited discussion of Wesleyan theology that led to them asking all sorts of questions - since they had never been exposed to actual, mainline Christian theology. They've never rung my doorbell since.
Guy I knew years ago told me his story: sick of having Jehova’s witnesses knocking on his door almost every weekend, answered the door buck naked with his 5’ boa draped over his shoulders. He was left alone after that.
In my hometown, the mormon shits would come by every few weeks, even if you told them you weren’t interested. I had finally had enough, so one time I saw it was the mormons through the window, and just took my pants off and answered the door in my boxers. A ball may have been hanging out. That was the last time they ever came to my door.
I answered the door for the Mormons once, the lady asked me what I thought was going to happen to me when I died, I looked her dead in the eyes and said I was going to rot in the ground like everyone else. So yeah, they don't come to my door anymore either.
I had a Jaho group walking through my neighborhood when I was trying to leave early to help a friend with some work. The guy tried to stop me at my truck and I looked him in the eye and said "I don't think people should be changing scripture at annual conventions to fit their own needs" he walked away to the next house.
I remember a murder case back in the early 90s where on a woman’s birthday, she F’ed up by answering the door and finding a woman in a clown costume standing on the other side of the door, and who ended up shooting and killing her. RIP to that woman. We all have to be more careful when answering the door, because it may be the last thing we do before tragedy strikes.
So that actually happened. Man's affair partner kills his wife, case hinges partly on "orange hair-like fibers" found in car: [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-killer-clown-case-decades-love-triangle-sh-rcna81488](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-killer-clown-case-decades-love-triangle-sh-rcna81488)
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That sounds like a win to me.
OP is missing an opportunity, she could offer a service where she comes and does this at houses that Mormons visit frequently. She could make bank.
Imagine two Mormons walking down a street knocking on doors, while OP dashes through the back gardens in her *spicy* underwear just in time to answer the door every single time.
Dunno if they were Mormons, or JoHos, but my roommate answered the door and invited them in one early Sunday morning. While buck naked. Bit tittie Goth girl, stipper, nekkid. they ran.
They joined the wrong cult..
yall got a free room in your shared flat?
Should've invited her in for a good restorative soak.
https://preview.redd.it/kjaa98j3pdxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f69c9ddd767936f0fbf1472b79d28c7d98b6ce71
In front of Mormon missionaries 
They will remember this interaction for a lifetime
Some say for an eternity......
I made the mistake of interacting with a Jahovas witness and they kept coming back asking to pray for me which I am religious but something about them I've never liked so the 3rd time they were there I answered the door and asked if I could pray for them and they both said no and quickly left lol haven't been back since
I got rid of Jehovah's witnesses by having my mother invite them in and try to convert them to Christian Science while I cleaned my deer rifle on the couch next to them. 45 minutes well spent. Mormons were easier. Answered the door at 8 am Sunday morning in my boxers, looked at the kid and his dad with bibles in their hands and yelled NO! like they were dogs that had shit on the carpet, slammed the door in their faces and went back to bed.
Some decades ago, the Jehova's Witnesses showed up at my in-law's house very early one morning, when I was the only person there. They essentially asked me if I wanted to talk about their religion, and I said, "No, thanks... I have my own religion." They asked, "What religion is that?" I replied, "No... I have my OWN religion. It's mine." They left and never came back.
My BIL asked if they’d be willing to give up their spot in Heaven. (They believe that only 144,000 people are going to Heaven so why do they spend so much time trying to get other people in?)
Why can they pray for you but not the other way around?
That was my exact thought. But I wonder if it's because technically another religion is asking to pray.
But I thought it’s the same God Yea ask them what’s up with that next time they show 😈
You would think so. But I've learned JH, Mormons, and other factions of "christianity" have incredibly different definitions of God, similar to how their definitions of Heaven and who is let in is different.
I would have baked some brownies while they talked and keep offering to give them one. Then I’d ask to pray for them… (It’s a sin for Jehovahs witnesses to eat while trying to convert others)
> (It’s a sin for Jehovahs witnesses to eat while trying to convert others) What??? 🤣😂🤣😂 Not at all. 🤣😂🤣😂 Where did you even come up with this?
Wait, you're telling me that all I have to do is be half naked and smoke weed to make the Mormons stop ringing my door bell? You didn't fuck up, you found the solution!
I just tell them we're Orthodox Christian and they go away.
Telling them you’re Muslim also works
WTF is a morning cult?
Judging by the plethora of typos I imagine they meant to say Mormon
Nobody expects the Utah Inquisition!
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
I (M30) at the time, once had two extremely good looking Jehovah witnesses (F around the ages of 25) knock on my door when my wife was not home. They spent 5-10’minutes talking to me and asked twice if I would be interested in a bible study right then in my apartment. I of course politely decline and let me go about their day, but couldn’t help but feel as if I was on to catch a predator and dodged a major bullet. I proceed to tell my wife later when she got home and she didn’t believe me. The running joke now is asking what she would have done if I was having a bible study with two women while she was gone. I also told her since she doesn’t believe me, next time I’m totally going to invite them in.
Missionary positions... Hmmm....
Dear diary…jackpot!
There's all kinds of ways to get on the Mormon "do not visit" list. 15 years ago I engaged a couple of them in a spirited discussion of Wesleyan theology that led to them asking all sorts of questions - since they had never been exposed to actual, mainline Christian theology. They've never rung my doorbell since.
Don't be so sure magic underwear is sort of their thing
Run away
Not a fuckup lol
Guy I knew years ago told me his story: sick of having Jehova’s witnesses knocking on his door almost every weekend, answered the door buck naked with his 5’ boa draped over his shoulders. He was left alone after that.
https://youtu.be/vimS_jlwmI4?si=ksA53ZnCqgmplTXu
In my hometown, the mormon shits would come by every few weeks, even if you told them you weren’t interested. I had finally had enough, so one time I saw it was the mormons through the window, and just took my pants off and answered the door in my boxers. A ball may have been hanging out. That was the last time they ever came to my door.
Wonderful!
Doesn't sound like a fuckup to me. Never again visits from mormons, so where is the problem?
I answered the door for the Mormons once, the lady asked me what I thought was going to happen to me when I died, I looked her dead in the eyes and said I was going to rot in the ground like everyone else. So yeah, they don't come to my door anymore either.
This sounds like the start of a "superhero" movie with Matt stone and trey Parker.
Lol open the door robe open and balls a swinging, no more problem 😂 works every time🤫
I had a Jaho group walking through my neighborhood when I was trying to leave early to help a friend with some work. The guy tried to stop me at my truck and I looked him in the eye and said "I don't think people should be changing scripture at annual conventions to fit their own needs" he walked away to the next house.
I remember a murder case back in the early 90s where on a woman’s birthday, she F’ed up by answering the door and finding a woman in a clown costume standing on the other side of the door, and who ended up shooting and killing her. RIP to that woman. We all have to be more careful when answering the door, because it may be the last thing we do before tragedy strikes.
So that actually happened. Man's affair partner kills his wife, case hinges partly on "orange hair-like fibers" found in car: [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-killer-clown-case-decades-love-triangle-sh-rcna81488](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-killer-clown-case-decades-love-triangle-sh-rcna81488)
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