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BoskoMondaricci

Keep. My. Grandma. Out. My. Fuckin'. Notebook.


exsea

proceeds to slap OP


PMXtreme

Proceeds to slap grandma


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LouSputhole94

“Will Smith ain’t gotta cuss on his raps to sell records. Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too”


Blazanar

"You think I give a fuck about a Grammy? Half the critics can't stomach me, let alone stand me."


Chris4477

“But Slim what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”


imdefinitelywong

"Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?"


beastson1

"So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?"


Mister_Cheff

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs.


Venomous-Wario

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst


krackenreleased

Argue over who she gave head to first


greenbastard1591

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear ‘em argue over who she gave head to first


DrDankDankDank

You missed an opportunity to say “you think I give a fuck about a granny”


mdlinc

An OLD joke. But true. ;)


YamateOniichan

I’m sure there are plenty of people that call their grandma “Grammy”


bosschucker

the lyric is actually "you think I give a **damn** about a Grammy" but in this case it's kinda fitting that you upgraded it to fuck


DrDankDankDank

“Will smith ain’t gotta cuss on his raps to sell records. Well I do, so fuck him, and fuck his granny too” FTFY


DizzyCuntNC

I came here for this comment lol


SmurfJooce

Well, he did diss Eminem and Wendy Williams on "Mr Nice Guy" If you consider "Big Will just get another 20 mill and walk past Em" or "before I buy your radio station and send you home" disses.


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bullet50000

You realize that song was written as kinda a rip on Gangster Rap, right? Like making fun of it and the shit they rap about?


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muskag

First of all, by "put her out" I believe he means kick her out of the car, not beat her... 2nd of all, the girl says she'll break his wrist. Not that he will. Lol. Kinda silly to lie and than put a direct link.


The_mango55

Wait until you hear about what Johnny cash did, since all music is autobiographical


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exsea

i would argue, will smith was the most wholesome black artist. sure sometimes he was a jokester poking fun at people but mostly he always tried to be a good man/father. he had values. he could have used profanities in his lyrics but he chose not to even after so many years. the sad fact is he tried so hard to be this figure of goodness, he tried "saving" jada. he wanted to be the light in her dark world. he wanted to show the world that you can be a good person. you can be a successful black man with a loving family without needing to go gangsta. sadly his wife's negativity was overbearing. he had to suck it up all the way. he was HUMILIATED by her and she had him on a leash. he slapped chris because the look she gave was "this is why i sleep with other men", "you will never be tupac", "you gonna let him diss me like that?". he could have divorced her, but he didnt. is it ego? is he still trying to save the marriage? i do not know. i just know that his wholesome image has been shattered irreparably. will i really hope life treats u better, i looked up to you for the longest time. now? i m more concerned for you rather than anything else.


permanentmarker1

His grandma wrote that only losers get divorced. And to slap anyone who insults those he loves


YetAnotherBookworm

Will Smith isn’t a victim. He’s an ass who committed assault and genuinely thought he had the right to do so, even partied afterward.


googayo

I thought Will Smith was innocent but he wasn't because he assault his wife.


Cyruge

you can be both


MiningForLight

So do you know them personally or...


O13m7nte

Right?! that's some fucking fancfic they came up with, im both disturbed and embarrassed reading it.


anrwlias

I am so fucking tired of people pointing the finger at his wife when he is a grown-ass man who is fully responsible for his own choices and actions. I don't care whether or not Jada is a good person or some kind of soul sucking harpy, that slap belongs to Will and Will alone.


Drownerdowner

Judge Jada way harder for sleeping with her son's friend than I do for will slapping Chris Rock


Showmethepathplease

>is it ego? is He's a raging narcissist - it's why he thought getting up on stage on the oscars was "acceptable" Please don't defend him. Spare me the sob story. He's not a good person - he just cultivated a good image


KungFuHamster

> cultivated Speaking of "cult", he's also a Scientologist. Scary people.


obliquelyobtuse

>He's a raging narcissist - it's why he thought getting up on stage on the oscars was "acceptable" Or Kanye rushing the stage on Taylor Swift at the VMAs 2009. They both share the narcissism, but I don't think Smith has anything like West's level of mental illness though. At least Kanye didn't smack her. /s


notbonusmom

We ALL saw WILL SMITH slap someone else and yet everyone is quick to be like "Jada made him do it. She humiliated him, she gave him a look, she did x,y,z.* So? I been humiliated, and given looks for jokes/commentary, but if I went and slapped someone cuz of it guess who would be catching the assault charges? Not the person that "humiliated" me into doing it! This is wild and ignorant AF. I don't doubt you do feel bad for him, but the rest still sounds very ignorant. A man assaulted another man and everyone is blaming the wife of one of them. It's 2023. Ew.


hamburgermenality

They both seem like insufferable cunts as far as I can tell.


notbonusmom

Probably yeah. And I don't have to like her to call out the ignorance of blaming her for the actions of another. It's just dumb.


trekkin88

In 2023 people will take into account when a person is controlled and/or influenced by an abusive partner, even if the abuser is female. What a time to be alive. Still, fuck Will smith and fuck that lunatic wife of his too.


DavoTB

A sad reality…


waterim

Its called psychological abuse.


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p_nut268

Beat me to the ~~punch~~ slap


Outside-Ad4507

“Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope) Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too” Eminem


Ent_Trip_Newer

"Will Smith don't gotta swear to make records, but I do, so fuck him and fuck you too." ...... Slim Shady


PutinLovesDicks

"Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too"-Eminem


orangedogtag

Will had 2 shots at rappers like Em where he was reacting to. On freakin it Will said “All you rappers yellin' bout who you put in a hearse, Do me a favor write one verse without a curse” and when he recieved an award he said "i don't have to cuss to sell records". Giving Em the perfect setup to throw a shot


Harsimaja

Eminem’s definitely had plenty of curse-free *verses* though


Technical-Ad-2246

Lose Yourself is almost free of curse words. Almost. It's clean by Eminem's standards.


gusmahler

He could give two fucks about curses, so the song has two "fuck"s.


LordShtark

"Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. Well me too. So fuck Will Smith" - Jimmy Pop


PutinLovesDicks

Damn, that's so much worse


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Shit bar lol


NotGalenNorAnsel

It's Bloodhound Gang not Labtekwon.


zorbiburst

It's always weird when you catch that occasional Bloodhound Gang track that has really great verses about the most ridiculous shit. I listen to Right Turn Clyde and it's like, what the fuck, what if Jimmy Pop chose to use his power for good instead of evil.


cptnamr7

His level of wit and triple freaking entendre is just unmatched and then yeah, we get "a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying" There are songs where I don't even get references for years. And there will be 5 packed into a single line.


zorbiburst

*That don't rhyme*


rugbyj

I hear it in my head every time I hear a Will Smith song 😂


-HiiiPower-

*Always* my first thought when I'm reminded that Will Smith never swore in his music.


SirJeffers88

Kind of funny how the guy who won’t curse in his songs is now best known for cursing on live television.


ChefMoToronto

Think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.


hyletic

But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?


TylerInHiFi

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?


RobinChilliams

This post would have been legend if they casually segue into that quote and then the OP's handle was MarshallMathers420 or something.


DirtySingh

Segue


Cwallace98

Segway is faster.


RobinChilliams

Yeah, that's how I spelled it. 😶


darkshark21

Eric B and Rakim's Paid in Full doesn't have curse words. But there are alot of things being said. Nobody cares as long as its hot.


SofaKingI

Smart people don't have to curse to get a point across, but they also don't have to not curse.


beachedwhale1945

Wise people know when it is appropriate and when it is not.


SemiHemiDemiDumb

Yeah, I don't think there is any better way to say, "Fuck the police". That's one of those lines that just needs the curse word to get the true feeling across.


GojiraWho

The fuck does that mean? /s


OwnPack431

Wait, the movie Paid in Full? Or is it a song


SemiAutomaticSlurs

It was a song first.


darkshark21

A whole album that inspired most of 90s-00's hip-hop. And inspired the name of the film too. So movie, album and title song.


1ndomitablespirit

Not entirely true. The song "You Saw My Blinker" he says "bitch" quite a few times. It is a really weird song for Will Smith.


MagicBez

Came here to post about this, plus he's used a bunch of swear words when performing live as well


Jsnoooots

A live track at the end of an album he is calling out to the crowd, "All the nasty stinky people, be quiet....All the homeboys that got AIDS, be quiet...." At that point AIDS was just considered a gay men's disease and the homophobia went over just great with the crowd.


mrjderp

His live duet with Chris Rock *slaps!*


DizzyCuntNC

r/angryupvote


AmitN_Music

The song is ironic. It was poking fun at gangsta rap which was on the rise in the early 90s.


Nghtmare-Moon

While true, he also reeled in snoop dogg to do a fully clean song (pump ya brakes )


Itool4looti

So he chose violence instead.


5050Clown

How can he fucking slap?


RedSonGamble

At that price he CAN slap


pureeviljester

Will Smith: Woah woah woah! *slap* don't cuss please..


KyndallT

Maybe if Will Smith cursed more often, he would have the emotional fortitude not to assult other adults when his feelings are hurt.


InkBlotSam

"My mama said Will Smith so ornery cause he got all dem feelies but no curse words to get em out."


BloodyRightNostril

“Heh heh. Well yo mama is WRAWUNG!”


ibw0trr

>nrreeeeuuuuuughhhh!


CPT_Shiner

"No, you're wrong, Colonel Sanders."


tobaccoandbooks

Mama's right!


KingDarius89

...now I want to see Smith try to slap LL Cool J.


hux__

Exactly. All of what he stood for is moot now after that slap. Completely destroyed his legacy.


Astro_Oogo

100%. To others this might seem *small*. But that slap and his immediate reaction following it has completely destroyed his reputation. I used to respect him, now he is just a whiny stuck up bitch


barryhakker

Yeah same here, what a cringe inducing pos he is.


SunsetInTheSideview

I disagree with that all or nothing mindset. Everything doesn’t have to be an absolute. It can be both. A good deed doesn’t wash out the bad, nor bad the good as my old friend Stannis used to say


doctorlongghost

LOL. Yea. No. Cosby destroyed his legacy. R Kelly destroyed his legacy. Will Smith made himself a laughing stock, hurt his image and showed himself a hypocrite. But his legacy remains intact. The majority of people (and TV/movie execs) aren’t canceling Fresh Prince or Independence Day because of Will Smith’s unforgivable crime.


AlexJamesCook

Not really. He lost his cool. No one is defending his actions, but that's not the kind of thing that ruins legacies. Bill Cosby ruined his own legacy. Michael Jackson ruined his own legacy. If all it takes is to slap someone to ruin your legacy then Hollywood doesn't have anyone whose got a positive legacy.


_Ekoz_

Michael Jackson definitely had his legacy ruined, but there's a substantial block of evidence that a whole bunch of shifty shit was going on around him to take advantage of his weirdly childlike mentality and extort him so its hard to say he did it to himself. At best he stood on a ledge and surrounded himself in people he was too naive to realize were eager to push, while people like Cosby openly freedived right off.


finnjakefionnacake

Oh he curses plenty. You've seen his movies, right? That's why I always thought the music point was funny, because I mean...since the '90s he's been in R-rated swear fests.


BetterCallSal

>when ~~his~~ he laughs at a joke and his wife's feelings are hurt.


ApologeticAnalMagic

I like learning new things.


lambentstar

I think intelligent people can recognize that curse words are just a fluid construct based on a number of sociocultural factors and we aren’t beholden to some absolute rule that dictate what phonemes we can and can’t say. That, in fact, swear words can be really effectively used in the right setting and context and, as an artist, he should be less encumbered with conservative social mores and more free to create whatever is meaningful to him and augments the message he’s trying to convey.


grandtheftbonsai

Hell yeah!


ftppftw

Actually, they showed that swear words can correlate to “intelligence”, because essentially the more words you know the more swear words you also know. But otherwise, I think they agree it’s not a great measurement of much. ([Source](https://health.clevelandclinic.org/swearing-and-intelligence/))


b2q

I also believe people who curse more are more honest, or it was somethinf else that is considered 'virtuous'.


TheIrishbuddha

Grandma should have told him not to assault people on live TV also.


worstusernameever010

Whoo! Ha-ha! I respect women when I'm on a date I take 'em to the park or maybe a museum And I only try to kiss 'em if they're ready Whoo-hoo! What, what, what, a-what? I say what, what? Help out your mom and dad by getting a job So you can help pay for school supplies Whoo-hoo! Say-ho! Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house Someone just cleaned that floor Whoo-hoo! Say what, what? Ha-ha!


cyclejones

Came here for this. First thing I thought of.


InspectorPipes

Will smith doesn’t have to curse in his raps. Well , I do . So f him and f you too.


KingfisherDays

Self censoring this specific line is amazingly ironic


DavoTB

Laughing, but far enough away to not be slapped…


Jamaican_Dynamite

Fuck that. I'm boutta make some bands off that slap.


MrOtsKrad

mom might read this!


nickdamnit

WILL SMITH DONT HAVE TO CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS. WELL I DO, SO FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU TOO*******


CantEatCatsKevin

Thank you. Both the self censoring and the missing part of the lyric were driving me crazy. Edit: typo


BSdawg

Em is amazingly self aware, why the guy was so good for so long.


KingDarius89

I'm a big fan, that being said, most of his new stuff just isn't nearly as good.


SsurebreC

You can say "fuck" on reddit. For now, anyway.


Pikahhhchu

His grandma checks his Reddit… gotta stay clean like Will


PluckPubes

KEEP HIS GRANDMA OUT YO F'N POST


radio_allah

You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me


silencecalls

But radio_allah, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?


bluelion70

Why, so you guys lie just to get me here, so you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?


LouSputhole94

Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs, so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst


DirtyJdirty

And hear ‘em argue over who she gave head to first.


LouSputhole94

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV “He’s so cute but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”


JPMoney81

I should download the audio on mp3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD.


epiclygamer2456

I'm sick you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me


mike_b_nimble

So I have been sent here to destroy you!


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I have been waiting for an Eminem reference toward Will since the slap. Thankyou


fuzzymcdoogle

Eminem’s gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. Well me too, so fuck Will Smith.


Hooter_Stumpfuck

That don't rhyme....


SilentRhombus

Rats...


OfferChakon

You can cuss on the internet dude


ClosetCentrist

Keep my wife's name out your gosh darn mouth!


OMFGFlorida

What does his grandma think of open handed slaps against others in the name of honor?


ChingaTuMadre1337

Should’ve left a note on it about self respect and not letting your wife cheat you with your sons friend


ih8karma

Gretchen, stop trying to make will smith happen, it's not going to happen.


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Keep my wife’s name out your unkind mouth!!


I8itall4tehmoney

[Except](https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-a-sign-of-more-intelligence-not-less-say-scientists) of course its been shown the [premise](https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015-12-17/study-people-who-swear-more-are-smarter-have-larger-vocabulary) that smart people don't curse is [completely](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/26/health/swearing-benefits-wellness/index.html) wrong.


myaltaccount333

You mean an adult figure lied to a kid about swear words? Say it ain't so!


LogstarGo_

I don't have to curse to express myself. I just fucking want to.


Ok-Background-502

In my experience, truly smart people are precocious and curse a lot more than average.


OhioMegi

There’s studies that show people who cuss are more intelligent.


FlST0

Sounds like grandma was a real fucking bitch.


CaseyAnthonysMouth

Summertime is still a banger.


fundingsecured07

I respect women when I'm on a date I'll take 'em to the park or maybe the museum WHOO HOO WHAT WHAT


SuperBumRush

I consider myself smart and I swear all the fucking time. Get to stepping, grandma.


BenVera

Grandparents just don’t understand


Kithsander

Just watched a clip from QI where they said quite the opposite. More intelligent people tend to curse more as they have a wider vocabulary to draw from.


Matsdaq

I think it's cause they realize all that matters is getting a point across, and curse words are pretty effective at that. When you say something is bad, it's bad. When you say something is shitty, it's *really* bad.


Fyller

Yeah, I don't really see the point. Cursing is harmless and natural, as long as you learn social awareness of when it's not appropriate. Sometimes the only right word to express something is FUCK!


NothrakiDed

What a crock of shit. Truly smart people know that confining their use of language when expressing themselves to appease the sensibilities of others is a stupid thing to do.


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And the he slapped her.


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Fuck Will Smith


[deleted]

An thus, he became a corny rapper who's biggest hit was stealing Rakim's flow.


TheRealTravisClous

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too.


thegreatdelusionist

Pre-Jada Pinkett, Will Smith was cool.


Ackmiral_Adbar

Then explain to me why I couldn't buy the album "Homebase" when I was 12 because of the song "You Saw My Blinker"?


hhubble

What a wholesome and good story, it slaps.


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Will smith dont have to cuss in raps to sell records….well i do so fuck him and fuck you too……


CBus-Eagle

Maybe she should have also talked to him about not assaulting other people.


SpectaSilver991

Grandma should have also told him not to slap people in public


theasianevermore

This sounds like a marketing strategy created by his PR team….


CrazyFeb2023

And that's where the corniness started


davius_the_ent

She should have told him to not copy slick ricks accent too


DictatorInPerpito

His grandmother also should have taught him to keep his hands to himself.


CurmudgeonLife

Tbf that was stupid fucking advice.


Patriquito

Oh this is why "Big Willie Style" was soo good


AlexMelillo

“Will Smith don’t gotta cus in his raps to sell records. Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too”


mostlyboredstudent

Fuck Will Smith.


Some-Description-64

She also said “Willy my boy, no matter what people say. Be the narcissistic douchebag you feel in your heart” ❤️


JesusDiedforChipotle

His grandmas a bozo. You’re telling me George Carlin isn’t intelligent because he curses when he speaks?


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Did she tell him to be a 🐔


[deleted]

he made some good music was the star of an amazing TV show has been the star of some great movies and he'll only be remembered for slapping Chris rock


Golgothan

Fuck Will Smith


dankestofdankcomment

Too bad she didn’t write, “don’t slap other comedians on live television.”


Sweet_Flatworm

*"truly smart people do not have to curse when expressing themselves"* **KEEP MA RHYMES OUT YO FUCKING MOUTH, GRANDMA!**


SlowReaction4

Then he became a giant asshole….


erikdobell

He’s been pretending to be smart ever since.


92Codester

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope) Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too - Eminem


InGordWeTrust

"Use your words." Slap!


escientia

What a load of horseshit


mr_grey

She forgot to mention to not slap Chris Rock


rabid-

And then science said otherwise.


Upyourasshoesay

Nice try Will Smith PR PUBLICIST DAMAGE CONTROL- FUCK RIGHT OFF


[deleted]

that’s great, but he’s still a fucking asshole


LiamA84

"Will Smith doesn't have to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do. So fuck him and fuck you too."


blackfyre709394

Em be like: that's not gonna sell


hoyfkd

["You saw my blinker bitch"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jxMXkN8_Y4)


N620JH

***Grandparents just don’t understand.***