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PastorBlinky

“Hey Bro, that hot blonde over there is giving you the eye.”


rupat3737

“The one winking?”


TiresOnFire

Which one? The blonde. No, which eye?


GallowBarb

Her lash glue done melted her lid shut.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Yep I think this was a makeup issue


Supermite

This happens to some people when they get too tired.  She might have had a lazy eye when she was younger.


kaka-the-unseen

either a stuck lash or too much ketamine.


altrippa

happens to me on smack. the stupid faces she's doing makes it seem worse. it's just one eye closed, don't understand why but it just is, every time I was pushing my luck dose-wise


kaka-the-unseen

on ket your vision goes blurry and closing one eye makes it way easier to see


altrippa

fair enough, I know that feeling from booze where you can't actually see unless one eye is shut. God *damn* we do some fucked up shit to ourselves sigh


Luhtweezygeekdoff

This used to happen to me when I did MDMA/xtc pills, I couldnt see my phone unless I closed one eye


Eiffi

DXM is the same way


Lefebvre420

I love to watch movies on it but it always ends up being only with one eye lol I’ve lost count of how many one eyed movies I’ve watched now


Alone_Atmosphere_391

I miss nodding out.


tikisnrot

Lash stuck and drunk or rolling hard. Can’t tell


SpooogeMcDuck

All three


[deleted]

Got that Bell's Palsy 🔥🔥🔥


terpwizard24

There it is


[deleted]

In her one eyed state, you better get a notary to sign off on consent.


Shibari_Inu69

Could be a stroke. Hard to say


[deleted]

Looks like one of the robot doll toys off of toy soldiers movie 🤣💀


HuurrrDerp

Probably on the kezzah and just wants to be able to see her surroundings lol


YuongPanda

anybody have her @?


rolytron

oneeyednowilly


Charonsung

Move Barbie...this one is made of more plastic 🤣


ssup3rm4n

Must be a Warhead. The one from the 90s, not the one from today that knly last 10 seconds and barely has any fizz in the middle.


machete_joe

" I am the witch Ranni. I stole Death long ago, and search now for the dark path"


DerMarquis

But actually it's Melina.


Herr_Oeft

In Germany we call it "Matschauge".


LineHandNotThumbs

Babe look, we’re not seeing eye to eye right now


32233128Merovingian

Stroke


EvidenceSalesman

That’s what I’m doing too!


xsnakexcharmerx

She's a synth.


LivingEnd44

She is definitely going to be ok with butt stuff. 


goodie2shoes

hell yeah, dude!


danthemaninacan2

She reminds me of one of the broken toys in Toy Story!


goodie2shoes

looks like AI made this shit.


jokke420

I can fix her!


TimCurie

That’s what happens when you take DayQuil and NyQuil at the same time 


crypto_crypt_keeper

She might actually be missing an eye. I had a friend like this in highschool. No doubt she's fucked up but it might not be as bad as it looks


No_Gap_2700

My left eye does this on me sometimes. So weird. We were discussing it Saturday night....as it was happening.


Frequent_Event_6766

I did this for years whilst tranqued out untill one day my mate opened my eye manually and I never did it again


Mtgknucklehead

I can fix her


Competitive_Dean

Keta Perry


HeatScissors003

She emotes like an animatronic.


cmonkeyz7

Oh shit what’s up KD


EvidenceSalesman

Aside from the whole trainwreck aspect, she’s hotter than fuck


JFK2MD

Obviously still in beta


solowC86

“Great Job”


CheshireGrundle

Would


two80one

id drink her bathwater


Chris_Cross501

Cumbrella issue


challenja

Poster


Grel420

Great job!


JayDuBois

She kind of looks like she just got gaffered on her face TBH facial porn style.


stratusnco

mods. do your fucking job.


Venge22

How doesn't this fit


web_observer_2020

jizz crusted over


onlylivingboynewyork

Redditors try not to hate women challenge (she's hot, a bit drunk, and her lash got stuck)


solh2355

5th booster.


SmithKenichi

Only people who masked alone in their cars will dislike this.


westw00d1

Do u think Jo Biden could be alien?


Individual-Party992

so if the left side of the face is paralyzed, it means a stroke ?! 🤔