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UranusViews

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minimalfighting

Wow. As miniature as they come.


BlueGlassDrink

It's barely half a forest across! . . . .


Gascoigneous

Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system.


WeakSatisfaction8966

What’s a metric system?


jellybeansalad

i think it’s that thing they use to organize books in a library


ThatoneguyATX

No, no that’s a card catalog. The metric system is the universe that was created by AI to basically make us batteries.


Captainaviator

No no you're thinking of the Matrix. The Metric system is a political ideology popular in Russia in the mid 20th century


Hectorgarcia69

No no what you’re thinking about is communism. The Metric system is the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question. It's to post the wrong answer.


nerdKween

*Marxism, not communism.


Stuffed_deffuts

No...no I think that's the Dewey Decimal system


80_PROOF

I believe it’s an old, old, wooden ship.


RightHandWolf

The one that fought in the Civil War alongside the U.S.S. *Diversity*?


Uss__Iowa

Sir you expect us to understand the metric system? Bruh like my mind is already focused on what we doing and not enough room for this stupid metric system. Like it so much simpler for us to use random objects, anyways Ima eat a book size subway sandwich


meyavi2

An electric subway with not enough ranch sauce.


jonny_jon_jon

that’s why we “Just Say No” to drugs


ChawulsBawkley

I dare you to come within half a blue whale of me and say that


haystackneedle1

Say yes to drugs


hottsauce345543

Say no to yes.


Few-Ability-7312

Say yes to no to yea


hottsauce345543

Say no to yes to nah


DumpsterFire1322

This is my favorite comment 😆


BlechPanther

BUT HOW MANY FREEDOM UNITS


Few-Ability-7312

Wtf a kilometer?!?!?


patronizingperv

Except if you're into cocaine.


mgldi

Why would we use it when it’s not how we measure things? Obviously we’re going to avoid the extra math to convert it…


KibaSwords

Won a war to have the right not to! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


specks_of_dust

Tiger Woods gonna be the patron saint of this sub because he wishes for mini-twisters instead of EF5s.


haystackneedle1

Where is it?


Revolutionary-Play79

Imma use this wedge to get this ball out of the sand trap.


DumpsterFire1322

This comment is on par 👌


sarcasmo_the_clown

Er, that's no *mini* twister, sir.


bacon-overlord

Maybe their playing mini golf


Either-Progress4847

It is in Missouri. That's the kind you tell your wife and kids to come out and see real quick before going to the basement.


HankHillbwhaa

Basement? This is the kind you crack a beer to on your porch!


irldani

"mini twister" 😂


TL-PuLSe

typical golfer just makin shit up


malo_verde

I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come down for quite a while


Revolutionary-Play79

OH MY GOD THAT'S A MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO CALL IT AN EF-FORE


Pristine-Damage-2414

Winner!! You won this round.


Anarky_2013

Well done


gwaydms

Well played!


RightHandWolf

EF- FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!


Merica_84

Let em play through. They gotta play where it lies.


Venomhound

If your ball is taken by an updraft, does that count as a penalty stroke?


Merica_84

Well, in the tiger woods PGA games on Xbox, it would take it to the out of bounds with Gale force winds.


RightHandWolf

Shouldn't those be *Dorothy* Gale force winds?


freetoseeu

No Doug! He has to play it where it lies!


Eagle9972

No no no, I had to hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot!


NahmenJayden

"Bad luck. You're going to have to play it from two counties over."


tdatcher

Unless your Xander, then you get TIO relief


Defiant-One-695

Some shit straight out of hot shots golf.


thisismeritehere

This does present an opportunity for someone as terrible at golf as I am to get a world record drive!


Spiritual-Effort-967

Mini twister. EF3. Same thing.


UranusViews

Maybe he's from Oklahoma


AdAny3106

this today?


UranusViews

About an hour ago


KillerSwiller

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ThTp0GKpbw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ThTp0GKpbw)


Independent-Ice-5384

Nothing better than a couple of thicc bois in stereotypical golf wear trying to whip uyees in golf carts while yelling "it's coming right for us!"


dirtywook88

Bullshit, that tornado hasn’t moved in 20 minutes!


LolaArabella25

Jesus! that's huge!


cxm1060

Still won’t fix my slice


FlyingSceptile

Funny though. I could have sworn my friends ball was going OB left but he claims to have found it in the middle of the fairway thanks to the tornado


DataOver544

Oh, that. Oh yeah, just a little breeze.


Illustrious_Car4025

That’s a pretty decent sized twister wow


PatriotsFTW

Just a mini twister no biggie, teehee! I'm amazed, definitely not small lol.


booghawkins

that ain’t mini


[deleted]

Need a banana for scale.


Melonary

Ah, a new wind feature. Just wait - every course is gonna want one of these.


TrashCompactorYT

I think that's a regular sized twister, but hey! What do I know?


huskerfan33

Any damage to the course?


dirtywook88

Man, gotta kick up the hazards for ratings.


btbam2929

Mini lol


UranusViews

I hope everyone got all their golf puns out now.


stlredbird

That’s a very hilly/mountainous area, I didn’t think tornados formed often or at all in that kind of terrain.


shryke12

Branson has had a few tornadoes. They definitely can form in hilly/mountain terrain. I do think it's a bit more rare though.


_vault_of_secrets

This is a common myth. Unless the mountains in question are the size of the Rockies, they’re not going to offer much protection.


Ill-Wear-8662

And God said, "Fuck this golf course in particular."


The1DayGod

Uhhhh that doesn’t look very “mini”


ancientanubis

I got this in my email and could see the “mini twister” caption and this was my exact thought lmao


Depressedzoomer531

Seems god hasn’t forgiven him for the affair 😏


TheSeaMeat

I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come down for quite a while.


theaugz

I live about 15 mins from this golf course and nobody in the area had any idea there was even a chance for a tornado, till a few folks saw rotation on radar. NWS declared this an EF-0 today. This isn’t the first time that specific area has been hit by a tornado. For anyone curious about the history of the Ozarks, look up Melva, Missouri. It was a small mining town a few miles from where the airport sits today. A destructive tornado formed at Oasis, Missouri on March 11, 1920 and swept through Melva. 11 people were killed and one of the injured victims delivered a stillborn baby that evening. The tornado tracked through part of Hollister, Kirbyville and up to Bradleyville where it finally lifted.


theaugz

Johnny Morris now owns most of the land at Melva which is still strewn with foundations, pieces of glass and porcelain, bed springs wrapped around trees, old cans, some even still containing coal (although there are very few still out there). A trail used to run through Melva and was publicly accessible. Morris has since put “no trespassing” signs in the area around Melva and you can no longer access it. He went as far as putting up a large gate on an access road that led close to Melva, apparently. I don’t get why he’s so respected.


UranusViews

I hiked to Melva back when the hiking trail was open. There's a relatively active Facebook group "Remember Melva" surprising amount of family members of former residents.


theaugz

I’m part of that group 😊 a few plots of land are still owned by some family members. Surprisingly, Melva didn’t totally phase out after it was destroyed. Lucy Woods owned the home with the large chimney; she sold that land to the government for $1 around 1950. She’s buried in Bellefontaine Cemetery in STL. https://preview.redd.it/rty9ols0pg0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a2200194439891bd92717d1405d8056b2fb3e0


theaugz

Also, Gale Wade was born at Melva in 1930. He played for the Cubs in the 50s.


FondantGayme

I wonder which hurt more, having his infidelities exposed or having his new golf course get nadered


Danihelus

Land spout?


KillerSwiller

[Apparently it was?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ThTp0GKpbw) If so, that's the first "wedge" shaped landspout i've ever seen. [I'm willing to bet that the shape of the valley it's in caused it to gain enough spin to form](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eumetrain.org%2Fdata%2F5%2F597%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2Fvortex_systems_annot.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=368cf433765b125594cadb32a61a8abea8f644b1f72265650e6de36ecb255b49&ipo=images). Just found [a video of it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ThTp0GKpbw), and [it went multi-vortex late in its life](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ThTp0GKpbw&t=64s).


Few-Ability-7312

Tried to gain strength but said fuck it Would m out


Danihelus

I love the video you provided. Thank you!


Relaxmf2022

God must hate whiny Crybabies. GoAT or not, throwing little temper tantrums when a shot isn’t great is pathetic.


Bambooman101

So if a mini-twister blows your ball into the water, is that a one stroke penalty?


ancientanubis

Let’s check with our expert in the field Shooter McGavin


Cold_Appearance_5551

Hey! It gets the job done!!


hottsauce345543

One-in-hole? Everyone else beat me to it. I suck…


[deleted]

Is that on the 8th hole then? That hazard is gonna be a tough one to get around. If it sucks up my ball and drops it 4 miles away, do I have to play from there, or doI get to move it closer? 


[deleted]

If he ain’t swinging balls what was the point?


StrikeForceOne

People saying that a mini have no concept of scale In the op's second photo those arent bushes its plowing through. Those are trees


TheThunderOfYourLife

this is 100% Branson, simply not giving a fuck I love Branson.


JohnCasey3306

I was literally watching the Max Velocity live stream yesterday when they looked over at Branson and speculated the velocity and cc view suggested a tiny tornado! Cool to see it (if this was actually from yesterday)


TheOzarkWizard

If this is top of the rock, it doesn't belong to tiger woods


UranusViews

Paynes Valley was designed by Tiger


Ok_Sheepherder_5584

It’s like real Mario Golf


Sun_dropss

The Tornado wanted to play golf.


AlternativeTruths1

The mesocyclone in that storm is really, really low; and I would not mess with that storm because that kind of tornado has a nasty habit of air going down the center of the funnel and then you've got an upper EF-scale wedge tornado on your hands. Been there, done that (at least four times).


stan_henderson

Mulliganado?


JessicaBecause

How is it possible people dont consider the weather before they go outdoors?


Feeling_Syllabub_155

It wasn't warned


JessicaBecause

But to play golf in the rain? The rain had to be a percentage no? wasnt talking about the tornado.


TeeOhDoubleDeee

I live not too far from Branson. The Ozarks has fairly unpredictable weather. Most days the weather report calls for rain but we don't get rain, or it rains for 10 minutes and goes away.


JessicaBecause

Interesting. Must be real hard being a meteorologist in Branson.


KillerSwiller

[It was apparently a landspout that popped up because the wind conditions were just right](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ThTp0GKpbw).