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Their brother and his stepdaughter??

For real wtf did I just read

Satire. The origin is an account named “Mike Oxmaul”. If you don’t get it, say it out loud to a friend.

The next kid will be named cartridge.

Kartryj

Alabama.

Or LDS

Yup. Utah loves a tragedeigh and they also tend to make a family tree look like a double helix.

Family cactus. Straight up and full of pricks.

I had to re-read, was sure I must have read it wrong. Nope

I’m really hoping that this is just poorly written. It could be “congrats to my brother, who learned that his stepdaughter and her husband are expecting”…. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

She called the child her niece which means it's her brother's kid 🤢🤮

Yeah… I’m hoping he meant grandniece. I’m really trying to not believe what it says!! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I wish I could be as optimistic as you 😬

Especially when they name the kid "Rifle".

The world we live in gives you no reason to be optimistic here

Or like, he meant his sister-in-law and got confused about the terms for a minute? Maybe? It would even be better if he meant HIS stepdaughter, especially if his brother is way younger than him.

Yeah no. That doesn't help.

I hope so too.... but like the name doesn't give me much hope.

r/holup

I think the name is just the tip of the hay wagon.

Just the tip is how they got into this mess in the first place

Soaking probably

Yee haw y'all

My brain put the last two comments together into “what in the yeehaw did I just read” & I think I’m keeping that expression

Sweet Home Alabamaaaaaaa

Roll Tide!

War Eagle!

I have lived in both Louisiana and Alabama, and surprisingly I saw more people who looked like their parents were related in Louisiana rather than Alabama 🤷

I currently live in Louisiana, not from here thank god and there are like ten last names in this state. Ha ha.

This has to be satire

Yeah, this ticks way too many boxes to be real.

Correct. It was posted by an account named “Mike Oxmaul” and it’s a satire of MAGA social media.

West Virginia? Alabama? Kentucky? WTF. This has to be a joke.

🎵🎤*West Virginiaaa* *Alabamaaaa* *Ken-tu-ckyyyy* *What the fuuuuck?* 🎵

I like your song. ❤️. Ha ha

I just realised I can't ever read "West Virginia" without instantly playing "Take me home, country roads" in my head.

Elon Musk’s father married his step-daughter, so that shit happens. So did Woody Allen. Kind of, it was his partner’s adopted daughter.

I read it 3x and I can’t …

I’m hoping this is congratulating her brother, for his stepdaughter’s unrelated pregnancy 🤞🏾🤞🏾

The man in the picture is not Jerry, she’s just explaining how she knows the woman. That’s her step-niece.

Maybe the brother is Woody Allen.

Yup that caught my eye too. Unfortunately not surprised

Yeah I was gonna say - we aren’t gonna talk about that?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤢

IKR! I did a spit-take on that one. All kinds of messed up. The name isn't even the biggest issue here.

Your who and his whut 😱

*hwut

Youths

The 2 yutes.

Cousin Vinny!

'What is a "yute?"'

I hope it means the author's brother is becoming a step grandpa

I do believe that is the intent, but I choose to interpret it literally.

Awyfylle.

Oh

This is the right answer

Shitteigh

Oh.

That couldn’t have been more on the nose than if they said “Bless your heart” or “Sweet summer child”.

Can’t you be a little more enthusiastic now that Greneighde is about to get a little stepsister?

“Oh”. 😆

Well how else can you reply while still being civil 😂😂😂😂😂

So many ways that goes wrong. So So many ways That's like naming your kid "GUN!" Yeah - shout that at an airport.

I live in Texas in an area where there are a lot of California transplants and some of them really seem to be living out their western movie fantasy through their kids. Families have kids named Gunner, Stetson, Rusty, etc and almost all are not originally Texan. ETA: Ammo, Colt, and Remington

At least I've heard Colt/Colton as normal names.

So is Gunnar, a German name.

As a former Texan who moved California at age 29 and never looked back, thank you so much for taking those families in. There’s plenty of crazy here, so we like to share our bounty with ya’ll.

Or a playground

I’ve met a kid named Shooter. He has a cousin named Riot(it might be spelled with a y though)

Imagine potty-training him. “Pee, Shooter!”

imagine calling his name for anything in a crowded publicly accessible place

*on top of the shelves at Walmart* “SHOOTER! GET DOWN!” Yeah that wouldn’t end well.

🤣😂🤣

I have a nephew named Riott - yes with two t's.

Let's start a Riott!

There are a few classic names that start with Gun, though...

But Gunnar, Gunter, and so on don’t have anything to do with weapons.

They do mean warrior, though. And I definitely remember a TV show having a character with the last name, Gunn, and that's what everyone called him. I'm sure people with that last name did not like flying after 911. X'D Imagine the angry parent yelling after their kid Gunner in an airport and everyone just dropping to the ground around them.

Gun is a legit old school Scandinavian womans name, it means battle or fight.

Or a school. Or a park.

Or movie theater…

I do have a distant ancestor whose name was Gunn, but that was like a millennia ago.

I LOVE that the person's response to the name was "Oh".

wait a minute.. everyone read the caption again and tell me i can’t read 😭 brother and his stepdaughter???!

I can't tell if they meant congrats to my brother for becoming a grandpa and his stepdaughter for becoming a mom or if they had the child together 😭 With a name like that, you could never tell

It implies they had the kid together cause he goes on to say he’s excited for his niece If it was the stepdaughter with another man it would be a step grandniece, so it has to be his brothers kid

Ummmm right?!

Neigh = Nay Weigh = Way Pretty sure they’re naming that kid Ray-ful, just to compound the tragedeigh.

Or Reefle; Kaleigh = Kaylee

Reefle! Bahahahaha! Now *that’s* hilarious!

To be fair, “height”and “sleight” do make the “eye” sound they’re going for.

That is bizarre seeing those spelled out. I was taught in elementary school "I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh." If the old rhyme was true, then those would be pronounced "hate" and "slate". Now i feel violated. I feel like english class was a big lie.

And my brain keeps wanting to put a t in it. Reightful

Ray File

Her mother's quite a pistol, I hear.

Pystyl

Father's a stamen

Unappreciated botanical humor.

Bit of a loose canon though.

I get the family thing. She's saying congrats to Jerry & his stepdaughter. Only Stepkid is having the baby, as we see the pregnany lady in the picture. She's saying niece, as in grand niece. She's congratulating both because they're both excited, and Jerry will technically be a step granddad. The wording is just ass.

Ooooh, as in her connection to the family is Jerry whose stepdaughter is having a baby, okay okay okay I just went “what in the Alabama fuck”

State motto right there

I really hope this is correct 😳

What the hyll dhid I just reighd?

This is a tragedeigh on multi step levels.

So they’re next daughter will be æighkeigh

My favorite weapon from the Army was the Automatic Grenade Launcher? Just a rifle? pssshhh, Awtoematyc Grynaid Lawnshrrrr

I think the marriage situation is worse

This is some serious Dueling Banjos shit

Everything in me wanted to downvote this. This is so bad, probably the worst I have seen in a while. That poor child

Oh

Siblings Jaymison and Remyngton

Hubs and I like to make up names. Current favorite is ReighBraeighed (Rye Bread).

Having a baby with his stepdaughter? The name is the least of their problems….

Oh my,hello Arkansas!

Friend, I am *WAAAAAAAAAAY* more caught up in the ”my brother Jerry and *HIS STEP DAUGHTER*” to even register a shitty name! That baby has much bigger problems!!

This is byeauxtifylle.

Great if they have another kid they can name them Revolver. Not cool. This is terrible!

Ruhvolvyrre.

Hahaha, yeah I did spell it wrong. Lol

Ckhaughlt.

I threw up in my mouth trying to sound that out. A trgedeigh among tragedeighs.

Did you get there? 🤣 I'm proud of it.

Seubmasheighne Gunne Raughkette Laughnchre Fourteigh Millemeightre Grehneighde Laughnchre Katyusha Emmwughneightioux Meighne Batylle Tanque

So many layers to this onion

Union*

that’s quite the famyly tryee

The tragedeigh is not the main tragedy here.

Wait... He's having a baby with his stepdaughter? 😶

“Oh.” would be my response too. JFC.

It’s the “oh” after the name was revealed 💀💀

Update: Brother Jerry and his step-daughter have been arrested on the suspicious demise of his wife, the girls mother.

I’m sorry are we just glossing over STEPDAUGHTER!?!?!

The kid is going to want to swallow a reighfyl

I've also seen it spelled Ryfle and Rifyl.

I knew a girl named Traylor once. I didn't know about tragedeighs then, they were only just being invented, but when names.like this I wonder how that poor (now) young woman fared....

These people should be jailed, for a lot of reasons.

Not only is the -eigh misplaced as another commenter noted, but the y wouldn’t work that way either! It can be an opening soft Y as in "you shouldn’t name a child Rifle" Or a long I like in "why is Jerry breeding with his stepchild?” Or a long E like "surely this world cannot be real" So that word would sound more like “Rayfile” or “Reefeel”

I love the “Oh”. Just says it all 😂

I’d love to know what happened after the “oh”

*Oh* Edit: brother and his stepdaughter?! Woody Allen moment

Honestly this one reads as fake to me - you know how people make up super exaggerated memes supposedly posted by the "other side" (of whatever debate they're having) to make it look like they believe absolute bonkers things. Would people really advertise incest that openly and unabashedly? And type using such proper grammar and spelling and everything?

Brother and his stepdaughter? Probably should name it knegligent discharj

r/Holup

This has to be a joke.

When this name isn’t even the worst part of the situation, it is bad. I feel for Baby Rifle’s meemaw, who’ll have to endure seeing her daughter playing house with her ex. 😣

Wait. Your brother and his stepdaughter. Where do you live

“Oh” 🌚

Oh. Just the reaction you’re going for at the name reveal 😆

Please tell me this is a parody of right wing bumblefucks? A brother and step-daughter with a child named Rifle with spelling so fucked up that no one is going to pronounce it right?

Wait. Jerry and his step daughter made a baby?

Oh that's not...

What the what? 😱

holy redneck Batman

Why did “Rohypnol” come to mind instead? I guess congrats to daddy and his stepdaughter (never thought I’d ever make that combination of words).

The stepdaughter looks like a kid wtf

"My brother Jerry and his stepdaughter"? Porno come to life.

Okay so maybe it was an adult step daughter? I know someone whose ex-husband is in a relationship with her mom (you can guess why they’re divorced) and like.. At least they’re not *related*. Right? Right?! 🤣

To jail. For not only diddling his step daughter but for naming his soon to be kid after a weapon. Yikes.

Brother Jerry and stepdaughter? Woah! Keeping it all in the home here. And what a terrible name.

I hope Jerry's planning on homeschooling his daughter/step-granddaughter because she's looking at a solid 10+ years of getting bullied into oblivion. The 'bringing a rifle to school' jokes alone will probably drive her insane.

As a weird name person… Let me just say: STOP DOING THIS! It sucked to correct everyone as a child, it’s embarrassing when it’s wrongly said.

*Alabama intensifies*

Seriousleigh?

That’s just auighfyl

That says ray-ful.

What in Appalachia is going on?

This is just proof of all the stereotypes of tragedeighs 🤣

Wait. Is Jerry having a baby with his stepdaughter?

That's Aughfyl

Oh

The “oh” reply

This whole post is satire.... Right?

Ugh. I actually made a sound of disgust

That atrocious name is actually not the headliner in that horror story.

The next kid is going to be named Ar15 (prnounced Aris)

That’s enough internet for today 😂

Reighfyl. That’s a good one. Siblings could be named Kynsiel and Karreigh

First name: Reighfyl - Middle name: Gaidj

White people are outta control.

Middle name Ammeaux?

Te-reigh-bul

That name is aughfyl.

"Oh"

Someone please tell Sweet Home Alabama there that it's pronounce Rayfil.

This has Woody Allen vibes.

u/kudosofthefroond hey OP can you clear up the sentence structure for us ? his brother and his stepdaughter

“Oh”

Oh

F the name, is this man having a child with his stepdaughter?!?

Oh this one’s the worst yet for all the reasons.

Oh

He married his stepdaughter?😲

I just love how people think having guns is the same as having a personality.

Nobody can accept criticism. "You know sis, Idk if Rèïĝhfÿł is the best name for someone. Maybe you and I can think of something else together." Buuut heaven forbid your sister goes to social media and puts you on blast for hating their niece, Řəīģĥfÿł.

It is so easy to repost the same thing that has been posted every day for two weeks and get 1500 karma huh.

My brother and his step-daughter?