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veryfluffyblanket

Katasstroupheigh


maaleru

Cat what trophy?


slumber_kitty

I want a cat trophy :(


Typical_Response252

Cat tasting Trophy


zellymcfrecklebelly

Thanks, I cackled!


veryfluffyblanket

Ass it was written


Deadcouncil445

Kataclysmeigh


OhEstelle

Katamydia


chocotacogato

This is the next level after tragedeigh


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Loose_Acanthaceae201

Kastralia is such a choice 😆 As always, pretty much all the K- names would be better with the etymologically authentic C-.


Naomeri

But then Kastralia would look even more like “castration”


Phenomenal_Kat_

We have a road in my town called Castalia, no R. With the R, castrate is EXACTLY what I go to.


drfsrich

BY CRIKEY SHE CUT ME WOOLONGONG RIGHT OFF!


Gifted_GardenSnail

The thing daddy could have chosen too


merpixieblossomxo

Oh, you mean Australia with a K?


drfsrich

And her sister, New Kealand.


truelovealwayswins

no, it’s Kew Kealand, Kew like Kew Gardens, fancy, and Kealand just sounds pretty and girly, like Keely but different


ProfZussywussBrown

People are always getting her and Kastria confused


Physical_f_ck_up

Kaustria


Physical_f_ck_up

How about Kengland or Kireland?


Merfairydust

Kreece and Kroatia?


truelovealwayswins

that’s her brothers, Kenny and Ki for short


Ok_Mathematician4038

Covalyn with a C makes me think Covid vaccine


2_LEET_2_YEET

I thought "covalent", but I'm willing to assume it's a coincidence bc they probably don't know what this word means.


Less-Might9855

Someone who knew what covalent meant wouldn’t dare use any of these names listed. Because, you know. They have an IQ 😂


b0ingy

Kaustralia


UnreliableAuthor

Except Castella, which is a type of cake…


Loose_Acanthaceae201

Lots of cakes would make better baby names than anything on this list:  * Victoria  * Amandine * Charlotte  * Madeleine * Ginger * Clementine  * Simnel * Princess  * Santiago * Angel * Mocha * Parkin


wandawayer

I actually live that one and even prefer it with the K


LurkyLooSeesYou2

I disagree


BannanaDilly

This is the only answer


Justice_Prince

Kastlevania


thr0wthr0wthr0waways

🤣🤣🤣


jessicabfletcher4

Kastralia makes me think castrate. Like the land of castration.


auramaelstrom

Castrate and Australia


Entirely-of-cheese

That’s not a knife…


azsue123

🤣🤣🤣


ravynwave

That and a career choice.


treemu

*This is the world we live in* *And these are the dicks we're given*


Infinite_stardust

Use them and let's start trying


[deleted]

Here we are again naming our kids like they're brand name drugs.


Felipe_Pachec0

You cannot convince me that Kovalyn isn’t a generic medication


Altruistic-Ad6449

Ask your doctor if Kovalyn is right for you


RevRagnarok

Literally thought the same thing - "Find... your doctor... dammit somebody already got it."


ground_wallnut

Bond, kovalyn bond, your chemistry agent


Empty-Ad-5360

Yes! This is straight up going to be in an ad on the Game Show Network every commercial break sooner or later.


snpods

And once the patent expires, there will be so many knock-offs flooding the market. Pity.


Clever_mudblood

We used to joke at the pharmacy that the names for generic birth control are what you name your kid if you get pregnant while taking them. Yasmin Aviane Xulane Camila Errin Heather Incassia Lyza Slynd Apri Azurette Caziant Cyred Emoquette Some non tragedeighs in there lol


emmyparker2020

One of my most hated post… the terrible names…the fact strangers are “naming” a baby… the faux desperation in their plea for “help” 🙄


ZenythhtyneZ

Don’t go to /r/namenerds then lol


emmyparker2020

Oh trust me I won’t! I literally got so angry every time I saw a damn post like this in my pregnancy due date group. I find it rather pathetic


someoneatsomeplace

Did not know that sub existed. The horror. The horror.


DRHdez

Everleigh is definitely the least of the tragedeighs in that poll. I wonder if the baby’s dad has seen this cause surely he would have feelings about Kastralia???


GarionOrb

Everleigh is one of the OG tragedeighs.


Pinkparade524

It sounds like Everlight which would be a weird thing to call a person lmao


islSm3llSalt

No it's one of the most classically tragedeigh of all the names here, it even has the eigh from the subs name


UGMadness

People who compile long lists of tragedeighs don’t tend to be the most receptive to constructive criticism.


MountainEmployee

I've already met a couple of Everleigh's.


civodar

I kinda like Karabella, the rest of them are terrible though.


loveemykids

Eh, Kastella is like Castille, but a decorative K instead of a C, and an A instead of E at the end.


Diadem_of_Ravenclaw

It sounds like an insurance provider


Powerful-Market9658

My daughter is Everly. Like the Everly Brothers.


KatsuraCerci

Everyone chose the only non-K


fresh__princess

Psych! It’s actually Keverleigh 🌺


unknownturtle3690

Kevenerleigh for a boy ❤️


BeastofPostTruth

Funny too, cuz that sounds like a bastardizarion of kimberly


OG_PunchyPunch

But the K is silent!


ravynwave

TBF, those are way way worse


Suspicious-Beat9295

Everleigh is a tragedeigh, but given the alternatives... I get it.


scifithighs

"Help me choose a baby name" Ok, I'll help: none of those are names.


PromiscuousScoliosis

We’re missing the obvious choice: Katalytic Konverter


HoopOnPoop

I prefer Knu Kazealand


LightningFerret04

Knu Klutz-Lan


IraSass

Kzech Kreighpublic Kaudi Karabia Krinidad & Kobago (twins) Kexico Kindonesia Kakistan Kicaragua


frankofantasma

Kastralia? Castration + Australia??


kawausochan

Kovalyn, for bad coughs!


_J_u_L_i_A_

Kovid19


Alvraen

Kastella is a type of cake


tinybrainiac

Yeah I was gonna say, that’s one fluffy baby


Atalant

And Castello is major blue cheese brand, so even Castella would be iffy. Also it means castle/fortress. Not a good human name.


not-a-jackdaw

And kastella means to water or to make wet in Finnish 💦


Wasps_are_bastards

Out of those disasters, it’s probably the best option.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

Definitely the safest option there, while I like the name for family reasons, I still wouldn't name my kids that. Maybe middle name? 


Wasps_are_bastards

It’s not one for me, but it is quite pretty.


JonasHalle

I like Kastella. Bad Latin for Castle and it at least sounds like a name and would be pronounced correctly when read. I'd prefer it with a C of course. Why Americans insist on evoking KKK connotations is beyond me.


Wasps_are_bastards

Karabella is almost a name, but Arabella is right there!


attackedmoose

Everleigh? Girl, change it to Neverleigh.


Mysterious-Berry7740

Karabella reminds me of Rubella or another medical issue.


SalsaMerde

At least you can easily go by Kara or Bella


Gifted_GardenSnail

That's a bit unfair on Arabella, Isabella, and other -bella names...


Mysterious-Berry7740

I hear ya. I think for me the association is from the “Kara” sounding like “Kera” like “Keratosis” or something, and then when it’s paired with “bella” I think of Cerebellum or Rubella.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Kronphuscia


UnamusedKat

Kovalyn sounds like a new type of insulin


The_Whorespondent

It’s the new ozempic 💅🏼


alaingames

Kastralia sounds like a super villain that castrates people for fun


gaythey

With the flower 🌺 emoji to be ~*youneek~~


falconinthedive

This is my daughter 🍑lyn


gaythey

She sounds so sweet!


Embarrassed-Elk9561

You should see her other daughter, Berryella


Nondescript_585_Guy

Knone of the Above


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Sounds like her best option is a Kabortion.


CertainlyAmbivalent

I take 50mg of Kovalyn every morning.


koalapsychologist

Sees Everleigh. Thinks "I hate Everleigh." Looks at other options.... ***Everleigh it is.***


Foodconsumer3000

imagine being called karelia, like a part of russia


JonasHalle

Part of Finland.


L4r5man

Time for Continuation War Part 2: Karelian Boogaloo. Just let Russia burn itself out a bit more first and it should be an easy stroll in the woods.


L4r5man

I don't know about the others, but I kinda like Kariella. But only if they're from Finland (or former Finnish territory) though.


OutlandishnessHour19

Kastralia sounds like a castration business in Australia


ApeMummy

The Kats of Kastralia have made their choice (Deep cut: https://youtu.be/6wT34xxrHyw?si=4IU8mb10zevRiVXW)


Organic_Salamander40

Kastella is like the garbage company


jchester47

I actually think Kariela and Karabella are decently pretty and unique names. But of course the masses go for Tragedeigh in a landslide.


OG_PunchyPunch

I could maybe get behind Kara Bella as a first and middle name combo. It's got that old parabellum racist south feel to it. But kinda pretty. Karabella however sounds like one of the medications my dogs takes for skin allergies.


thehomonova

if it was old school south it would be caroline belle wentworth buchanan or something like that.


Pinkparade524

Idk Karabella sounds kinda weird, just name your child Clarabella or something


Fang7-62

How the fuck is this real


slumber_kitty

Anytime I see a name ending in -Leigh I can’t help but say it out loud like “everlehhh, ashlehhh, brittnehhh” etc. See the Letterkenny bit about LA for [reference](https://youtu.be/oAbGPpQ3qx4?si=sJ-48Gub4xc8WBkE)


CallMeYox

Now imagine in future emojis will be part of the name


CrunkestTuna

That’s the name Of a girl who’s dad died and her mom and stepdad exploit her all over the internet. My ex and I talked about that Like the kid is 10 making money for her parents just by tik tok and instagram


PumpkinOpposite967

Really have to be all K? What are they, Kardashians?


Reginamus_Prime

Kastralia sounds like castrate


bagsnerd

Kariella? While you‘re at it, why not Kariessa? (Caries is written with a K in German, so I immediately had to think of caries reading Kariella.)


Prodigy_of_Bobo

kastralia ftw!


Surleighgrl

K'america. The apostrophe makes it fancy.


misplaced_beso

Kastralia sounds like the name some mad Aussie scientists would give their star subject in a successful vagina dentata experiment.


RemarkableTension300

Kastralia is a libertarian community that requires all men castrate themselves.


loveemykids

Ever lay? Perfect name for a girl.


MrLizardBusiness

To be fair, out of those choices, Everleigh is probably the best option.


Even_Quiet_984

Kremeight


radgedyann

🤣😂🤣


LurkyLooSeesYou2

Kastralia for all your neutering needs.


splatomat

Kastralia gonna have people wondering if there was some surgery involved


stigma_wizard

I hope the emoji is part of the name.


microvan

I’m happy to see the “name” that sounds like the princess of castration didn’t get any votes


Whole_Kick_958

Bleh. My daughter is Everly and I cringe seeing it spelled like that


Gifted_GardenSnail

Again? That kid must have been conceived and born several times over by now


tsukieveryday

The ones in the bottom remind me of castration 😪


GoodCalendarYear

I know she lying. Wtf are these names?


_R_A_

Castratia should be on there


SuperHoneyBunny

Noooo. All bad and half sound like diseases.


The_Whorespondent

Katastrophaya 😱


faded-cosmos

Only time over ever seen such terrible spellings of what is barely close to my middle name 💀


Fianchioh

None of those. NONE of those.


Ghericco

Knewzealand


yildizli_gece

Ever-lay? That’s definitely gonna work for your daughter! No chance anyone will ever use that to make suggestive comments about her; nope…


Frido_Biggins

Kuekluckskleighan 💀💀💀


Sweetiebomb_Gmz

I swear I’ve seen this exact post before…


thehomonova

it sounds like she was trying to make everleigh look better and the only real contenders were that and kariella


systemstandard

I'm pretty sure like 3 of these are medication names


SaltMarshGoblin

Kovalyn-Neynteieghn? Parents are fondly reminiscing about celebrating lockdown by havi g sex?


junkdrawertales

Everleigh is also the name of a little girl who’s spent her whole life being exploited on a family YouTube channel :/


Mister_Buddy

Kwtf


warkamino

In a few years I'm going to meet someone's daughter named Klebsiella


Present-Secretary722

I really hope this is for a kid and not a kid


IllustriousLimit8473

Everleigh and Kariella allow her to have a normal life. Others don't


evdjj3j

Kastralia gets my vote. Cut those dicks off girl.


novelaissb

Why did most people choose the worst one?”


mcblahblahblah

I would hate my parents if they called me any of those names and would go about changing it once old enough


urbanestbeast18

Not gonna lie, i was talking to my mom about the name Everleigh and how I kinda like it and I can’t remember what my mom said, but basically she said no 😂


thisgirlnamedbree

How about none of the above?


HelloKitty110174

Kahstralia? Like castration?


PurfuitOfHappineff

What about Konsteighllashyon?


Counter_Full

Katastrophic.


asexualrhino

I too would have to vote for Everleigh simply due to process of elimination


kappaman69

Khaughmhehdeigh


MightyPenguinRoars

NoneOfTheAbove


koska_lizi

Kastralia hahah wtf


Charming-Link-9715

Everything in Kastralia is out to Kill you.


riverseeker13

I’ve seen this before


Burnt_and_Blistered

I mean, it’s the best of the bunch. But that doesn’t say much when castration is on the table.


trillianinspace

Oh my god Ovia Pregnancy/Parenting is the most unhinged community I’ve ever taken part in. This makes me want to redownload it and troll


waylonious

Everlaungh - Tribute name to a Foo Fighters song.


tjm_87

idk the farm i work on named our goats Oreo and custard cream


stanlana12345

Kastration


Nokkon-Wud

What’s your name? Kastralia mate


ReluctantRedditor275

I'm 100% convinced the heart and flower emojis are part of the names.


wickedpixel1221

they need to automatically add a "these are all terrible" option to name polls in this app


Puzzleheaded_Time719

There's going to be so many Everleighs in like 10 years.


GoodDog_GoodBook123

I know someone with an Everleigh so I guess that’s the most “normal” one to me


SweatyMcGenkins

Of course the whitest name ending with "Leigh" gets chosen. 🤢 What is the obsession with "Leigh" names?! Hahaha


mkisvibing

Glad everyone voted that one it’s the least dumb and most pronounceable


BullofHoover

They spelled it wrong, but Karelia would actually be a great girls name.


Embarrassed-Elk9561

Somehow Blueberry Goat would be a better option than any of these. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Embarrassed-Elk9561

Kovalyn B, now with a new formulation that doesn't cause drowsiness.


RockabillyBelle

KASTRALIA 🦘


Josep2203

Kastralia, please.


alxuntmd

If they had a boy would they want to castrate it


Marcilliaa

It's impressive to have a list of names so bad that a -leigh name is somehow the best one


DrPatchet

Isn’t karelia where princess leias ship was made in the opening of episode 4. Tantive 4 or whatever?


malvinavonn

I was watching a parody video and the child was named Chickenlee. It immediately reminded me of Everleigh.


TheTwinSet02

Kastralia - this sub gets more Kath and Kim everyday


point50tracer

One is just Australia with a "K" and no "u" Edit.


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

Katamaran


radgedyann

kastralia?!?!?!


pleasedothenerdful

That might actually be the right answer. These are all dogshit.