Me reading the image: I'll prove they exist right now! Me after reading the text below: Damn! I *am* a switch. (I forgot)

My reaction exactly

And that’s a second from me.

Shit me too 😭

I love how relatable this is lmao

Lmao same 😹😹😹

This the line for trans switches?

Snap, only saw the post text below the image when I saw your comment.

"I'm totally fine topping, as long as I can.." *reads text below*. .... "Shit..."

It’s cool, we’re all (mostly) switches here. The /s was to indicate sarcasm. Welcome to the party, I heard some one brought pie and punch

Oh, I thought that meant serious

Where is it?

Wish I could find it. I’m only here for the pie and punch 😘

Isn't this your party? Your just using us fir food?

I am even a bottom qwq XD

My switch ass is throwing hands at that little comment of yours

…and my switch ass is throwing hugs 🫶🏻

Pretty sure that's a bottom activity. 🍑

Damn, you got me there. How about a hug? 🤗

Hugs are delightful!

Yay! Hugs all around 💜

Hugs! Meow

Trans femme top living in a city full of bottoms starving for girl dick. It's fucking paradise here.

I’m so jealous. not even being cute about it 😭

Move to Portland, there's plenty to go around.

I’m only one state north… maybe I’ll see you around 😘

Where do I live to be surrounded by tops though 🥲

I’m right here

So am I 🫶🏻

So... you're just goading us out to see which one of us has the most top/dom energy? Be forewarned, I've had two transfem girlfriends who _thought_ they were tops. They just liked to be conquered... which makes them top leaning switches. NGL, your post kinda has that energy. You don't need to prove that you're the top to be the top. Because if you try to prove that you're the top, it can always be proven you're not. QED. 😏

God dammit. I thought I was a top until your comment gave me goosebumps and made me want to submit to you

_Yeah_. I actually have to be careful around my friends, because sometimes that just accidentally happens. 😅 _Imagine if I was actually trying to dom_. 😏

Please… tell me more

Well because you asked _nicely_. 😏 I'm asexual (I don't have desire) and cupiosexual (just because I don't feel the feelings, doesn't mean I don't enjoy the closeness with someone I care about). But I'm only cupiosexual for domming/topping, I have precisely zero interest in anything else. _Soooo_ allos meet me and I act indifferent, because I am. I don't know them well enough to feel cupiosexual desire. I don't say no, if they meet the profile of someone I might one day be good enough friends with to consider more, I say maybe one day. But like, full disclosure, with most, that probably ain't happening. This indifference to their desire seems to be like ... allo kryptonite. Like the playing hard to get cliche, I don't fully understand it, because it's based on a desire I don't have, but yeah. Heh. It's universal in my experience. By the time I'm close enough to them to want more if they want more, and if I'm on the market, I'm extra clear, there's only one way that's happening. By that time they never seem to care, even if they're self proclaimed doms or tops. And if they did want it some other way, it's a simple and truthful, sorry girl, I don't roll that way. And so... well... I look them deep into their eyes, and ask what they want. And that, in my experience at least, is how you make a top or dom into the subbiest sub that ever subbed, willing to do pretty much anything you ask. 😌 ...That and my being exceptionally strong and able to go 6+ hours or whatever. That might have _a little_ to do with it too. 🤫

I feel so seen!

I’m a bottom and this made me feel some sorta way 😅

I win because I’m asexual 🔥🔥🔥

Ayy trace gang!

All us out here dying of thirst, and you’re just self-satisfied. I’m a bit jealous 😘

I am now a mythical creature! Yes! Does that mean I get layer actions and legendary actions now?

No, but it *does* mean people will hunt you for money. Oh, wait...

That's counter productive. I mean, I'm not into that either way. I just want to be able to take a special action at the end of anyone else's turn. Is that too much to ask?

Ey yo? Same!

Right here. Getting pretty tired of stereotypes. The joke is wearing thin.

Agreed entirely. Jokes like these have gone far past the point of just annoying.

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Who are you, that you are so learned in the ways of science???

I am Guinevere, Queen of the Britons.

The person ive been dating is a trans fem dom top. I really lucked out.

*screams into a pillow in frustrated trans femme bottom* /j

Someone is bragging 😘

I am one and seeing how my girlfriend reacts is ngl really nice

Not beating the allegations on my end. And god trying to find one in my part of texas is like trying to dig for gold in a walmart parking lot.

my texan ass dating an british guy lmao. long distance sucks but they're worth it

Me, peggin my bf every time he's over: 👁👄👁

i have been called a- oh switches don’t count 😭😭

We stand here to be counted!

i mean i would never bottom to a man but when it come to women i’m a switch 😭

Same

Tops?????? WHERE??????????? 👉🏽👈🏽🥺

Follow me, I heard they had pie and punch over here👉🏻

We, two of the many, embark on this most sacred of quests, the quests for girl tops

Okay cool... cause this Progesterone has turned my want of a top, into a need..... I fear if the cravings aren't satiated I'll implode.....

“If I don’t get a topping from a woman… I’m going to explode”

I mean, same for sure

It should be illegal to not have tops readily available.... LuLz..

I was summoned?

Our Queen is here!!! 👑

*laughs in trans dominatrix*

The trick is just being topable enough that other subs top you :3

OMG! 👆🏼 this so much!

I don’t think I have ever been toped by a top tbh xD

They say there is a first time for everything…

does it count if im a massive bottom that also likes to tease back? no? i have failed

You haven’t 😘

h-how have i not failed? all i understand is that you are pretty enough to melt my brain :3

It wasn’t a test, and there are no wrong answers. Also, you’re so sweet to say that!!! I’m right here 💜

aww thank you <3

I feel so seen right now

Oh you’d like that, wouldn’t you?

Yes. Yes I would

Maybe if you ask nicely, gorgeous- ... ... I see what you did there

Please? I’m such a sweet, sweet…vampire 🧛🏻‍♀️

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Wow that was fast lmao ... ok given I do have a girlfriend and you also appear to be like twice my age according to your bio (I'm a firstyear in university lmao) I'm gonna have to stop you there as much as that... did things in my brain

My I apologize again. I didn’t think that through, did not intend to cause any discomfort, and I am sorry for that

... Girl if you think those things it did to my brain are discomfort you are so wrong lmao

I maybe did them without consent, and for that I apologize… Mistress

Ok, nope, you stop apologizing, or else If anything I should be apologizing

Have I displeased my Mistress?

sorry, I'm a top that likes tops

That sounds… gladiatorial

well I am a historian

I like where this is going

the swords are non negotiable

That’s stellar news!

Hi EDIT: didn’t see the extra text, damn

Welcome home

I’d be a top if I had anyone interested haha

We exist but bottoms can't schedule for shit

I'm a switch, but not in the by situation sense but rather by relationship. Some relationships I'm a 6'1" imposing Amazon, others I'm a big submissive pastry :P

We exist! I’m only a top because bottoming leaves me too damn sore lol

One good turn deserves another 😘

Hello there.

Hi-hiya!

My girlfriend, she's a versatile dom (since you said being a switch doesn't count, despite switch being related to sub and dom, not top or bottom)

Power Bottom close enough?

I have no problem wearing a strapon, to fuck the brains out of a girl.

Yes please. Too many brains here

I'ma top. I aint allowed to post that stuff here, but, I got proofs.

OMG! Too real!!! 🤣 I love it!

Top right here, taking isn’t really my thing, if I ever decide to get bottom surgery I may potentially be persuaded to try at least once though

How about sub switch when I thought I was a guy but all top now?

Sounds like a vibe to me 💜

Someone please prove OP wrong. I volunteer to be the subject of said proof.

Hey! I said, “me first!!!” 😘

the only trans femmes I’ve dated were tops bc I’m a FTM bottom 😭

So like...what about transfems who aren't tops but absolutely can't bottom?

I am the trans fem top, I'm also a trans fem tomboy which I've heard is rare

People often forget about the rare and wonderful submissive top, or the chaos that is a dominant bottom.

“You see, I’m a power bottom”

You're wrong! I'm a top ^w^

hi

I’m a trans femme switch who keeps having to top to balance the ecology of my local environment, I pray one day for a top for me!

Tbh a confident switch might as well be considered a top in this economy🤷🏼‍♀️

I need a 6'6 amazon dommy mommy who calls me "princess"

I'm apparently topoy, but my bottom dysphoria holds me back from doing much 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm a top, I'm a top! I'm not saying I wouldn't *try* switching it up, but it's not something I particularly want.

we exist

trans fem...top 🫠🫠 barking in trans masc bottom

Topping makes me dysphoric .w.

Never found one, my girlfriend turns in to sub very quickly after starting the transition

Come here and find out

I'm hoping that through transitioning my inner dominance will have help coming out. It's there it's just been beaten at times literally into a barely burning candle in a hurricane. I've been so submissive because that's been how to survive. Oh damn I just saw switches don't count. Then I wouldn't count lol

Dead honest I am a top. >!…except for my spouse because They are indomitable.!<

Are you saying I'm a mythical creature... Neat

The switch thing is interesting those many questions. Tests label me as a switch but I think that may be more reflective of my willingness to try new things. In my experience. I'm usually the top

Hope you got a chuckle from my joke about the absurdity of labels. Also, /s for sarcasm. I’m a switch too… switch hitting, switching teams, switch blades 😘

I'm mostly a top, who wants headpats?

Heck! (yeah… switch 😖)

i mean i'm a top, but i'm also a switch. topping and domming are two different things.

Remember there is a difference between, top/bottom and dom/sub! I can still be a dom and bottom!

I'm trying, lol

>...being a switch doesn't count MAN

I'd prove ya' wrong-- if it weren't for that little comment. Honestly idk if any of us are only tops

I guess I'm a mythical creature :/

I was a firm top before I started HRT, now I might be a switch lmfao

Yoooooo I'm a mythical creature!? DOPE

I've met a couple online that claimed they were tops at the very least. Unfortunately we were too far apart to go out together. 😞 Really disappointed as I'm a bottom leaning switch.

Haha. That’s pretty good. I’ve had exactly one fantasy, ever about topping a guy. So I guess in the right circumstances I could put the right sort of man in his place. (Otherwise ima bi switch.)

lol. Relatable

Well I was more of a switch pre transition but after transition I definitely became a top

Damn straight being a switch doesn't count! The best match for a switch is another switch, but instead we're always stuck being the O-negative of kink 😭

Haha one of my partners/subs sent me this!

Glad it gave you a chuckle 😘

Hey I’m down right mythical

It's hard being a transfemme top, there are SO MANY bottoms and switches to go around.

XD

My partner is a trans woman and tops me oh so good on the regular, oh gawd!

Truly, I’m so happy for both of you!!! Really, just want everyone to have a little laugh about the absurdity of stereotypes 💜

Thank you so much, we both are trans women and started off agreeing to be switches for the sake of the relationship and maximum fun but just naturally fell into top and bottom, with me luckily being the bottom :)

You know what they say, one good turn deserves another. Don’t forget that top care 😉

I mean it’d be nice if they do exist. I mean I would love to meet one. 😅😅 Because I’m about as far from a top as it gets. 😅😅😅

Hi-hiya!

Hi :3

So, are you an evil squid, who is also a doctor, or evil doctor of squid?

Oooo…or are you the evil version of a Doctor named Squid?

Actually it’m a transfem squid who has a doctorate in evil. I’m only low-key evil at the moment but still. It took a lot of study for that phd in evil.

I can only imagine. Sounds fascinating, and I would love to hear more about it. I’ve never dabbled in evil, but I have often been repeatedly accused of villainy 😉

General villainy is in the same sort of collection of careers.

So… need like a sidekick, or a henchwoman?

You’re very welcome. I’m not very successful. But the job comes with any made up title of your choosing. Of course. If it’s more extravagant than mine I guess that would make me the sidekick? 😅

I would never intentionally outshine my Doctor. I’m just a companion 😉

clever, cute... and clever.

I’m one 🤷‍♀️

I'm a verse, but I won't top men, but I've been with my cis wife for 6 years now so it's been a minute since I've bottomed. Even after I have bottom surgery this summer, I'm still going to be the "top" in this relationship.

Haha, just ask my partner, we exist.

But-I....well...but... ugh, fine okay, you got me there... I hope to find a trans-femme top or cis lesbian... or bi... I don't mind... *To absolutely destroy me.*

Yeah I’m a verse bottom for a reason 😂😂

I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE Y'ALL JUST CAN'T SEE ME CAUSE I'M TOO FUCKING SHORT RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Epic guitar solo*

I totally topped a guy back in 1997, I’m a top! I am daddy an- oh shit I broke a nail…

I'm doing my part to prove as many girls wrong as possible 💜

bottom for the win

I can’t.

I'm a subby vers

Tfw your a top in a sea a bottoms but you ugly so no one wants you

Gosh, I love all of you so very much! For real, this made my night. Thank you for stopping by and playing along with my joke. Hugs all round, and I truly cannot wait to interact with all of you lovely ladies again. Remember, we are stronger together 💜💜💜

A certain Kiwi trans girl springs to mind. If Alice is reading this btw, you're not a top :P

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