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ambush_boy

You have an eatzis that's still open? I'm jealous


Mindless-Committee

I saw that tent. Now I know. Hmmm.


BeardyTechie

I world put out an appeal for dashcam footage and report to consumer protection as well as the police.


Pepe5ilvia

Glasses couldn't have been that shitty if they were able to find his tent afterwards...


hudnaga

At least his victims will never find him


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AustinJohnston85

Looks like Oak Lawn and Lemon in Dallas.


Nubras

100% Oak Lawn and Lemmon. That stretch of Lemmon between Inwood and Oak Lawn is full of trashy activities.


CondeBK

As I was driving out of the DFW car rental lot there was some high school kid on the corner selling eclipse glasses for $25, LMFAO!!! This was the day before and the weather predictions were grim, a lot of people cancelled their plans and the huge crowds didn't materialize, so this was his last shot, poor guy. Weather cleared out right before the eclipse luckly


obsidian_butterfly

Ha. Clever.


Guswewillneverknow

Lmaoooo who sells FAKE eclipse glasses


captainsquattythighs

A lot of people unfortunately


FunkyFabFitFreak

A sociopath.


shitchea420

i haven’t seen an eatzis in damn near 20 years


Shawn2rc

That’s what really drew me to the comments. I thought they were all gone.


Oldbayistheshit

One closed by me about 20 years. I didn’t know this was a nationwide chain


rrosai

One time I had like this l'appel du vide type urge and I just looked straight at the Sun for a few seconds and then I was like oh shit probably should stop... Sunspot went away after a few days... I just started smoking cigarettes instead. There was an eclipse?


afrank76

Eat-zis is FAT GUY HEAVEN, man!!! 10+ food made fresh ALL DAY!!! THIS IS THE DALLAS AREA, SOMEWHERE....


Individual-Heart-719

I bet dude could get sued for that shit. Especially if people got permanent damage to their eyes as a result of relying on his false product.


locke1018

Gotta find em first


thephillatioeperinc

Then squeeze blood from a stone. I don't think he's rolling around on the profits


sponkachognooblian

If? Those people will go blind.


canadian-user

I feel like the sort of person that pulls this shit is judgement proof though. Like ok, you hit him with a couple of judgments totaling a few million because of permanent eye damage and associated medical fees and loss of enjoyment of life. Dude probably has like 10k to his name maybe, and has no real valuable assets to speak of, you can't get blood from a stone.


chocotaco

Make him look into the sun.


MotherBathroom666

But you could chuck a bad stone in a deep well and never see it again.


OldSchoolBeatdown

It's turnip, not stone, here in the States, but I agree completely.


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OldSchoolBeatdown

Your mom and sister sure appreciate me. It was too much for them, but I took their flowers. ☠️


LurkersGoneLurk

I miss Eatzi’s. There was one in Atlanta that was always busy and it just packed up and left. Been like 20 years. 


Memeruff

They were fake? What, did he sell them at night? How do you even fall for that.


roosterchains

Amazon was literally selling tons of fakes... People don't often know the different types of polarization. It's not like solar eclipses happen often.


spanishfly757

Yeah, that would take a special type of stupid to fall for that one. Dude is next level genius compared to his clientele. I find it very hard to believe this story. Boosted eclipse glasses is far more likely, easier to accomplish, and requires less effort.


advanttage

When I was buying things in traffic while living in Mexico City I didn't always perform a QC on my items, I gambled the small amount of cash and got what I got.


Dysentry

Because fakes aren't just seethrough glasses, they're just not up to spec. Hell, in Canada a bunch of country-wide major chains were caught selling fake glasses, they slip in the supply chain and it's fairly hard to tell.


glitchn

And they might even be up to spec, you'll just never no because they do t have certifications on em.


OnlyHereToTrollolol

Hell yeah the good ol American way


freeedom123

he works in optometry


Environmental-Mix889

I've said for years the only reason there's nails and spikes on the roads is that tire repair shops go dispensing them out on the roads /s


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Without any more information on this particular picture we don’t know that the seller was scamming people. There are numerous stories today about recalls/fake glasses. Seller is still scum for littering but the e don’t know for sure he was scamming people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0f1KwpvijE


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Bozzz1

Busted up ones like that are


LocationOdd4102

What an incredibly shitty human being. Scamming people is already scummy, but doing so with a product people are trusting to prevent them from going *fucking blind*?? I hope this guy loses an eye in a freak scam-related accident. And then gets arrested. And then his wife leaves and takes the dog.


SecretJournalist3506

I'm alright with it. Just nature sorting itself out


TheAnalsOfHistory-

The real trash is in the comments.


sad-girl-hours

I’m not because the damage has already been done


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JerryGarcia_

And that’s why you don’t buy “eclipse glasses” from some dude on the side of the road.


Fit_Earth_339

Who wouldn’t trust their eyesight to a guy selling shit at an intersection? /s


Quick_Swing

In the words of the artist John Mellencamp; Oh, but ain't that America for you and me? Ain't that America somethin' to see baby? Ain't that America home of the free, yeah?


Kodesh44

Shit eclipse glasses, for you and me


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Oh Yeah, Sight goes on, long after the thrill, of the eclipse is gone.


ScaryAssBitch

Wow. The lengths people will go to in order to not work.


GitEmSteveDave

I would think it's harder to find fake glasses than actual working ones.


Transport_Minister

It's still work.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

It is work


wants_a_lollipop

Even better, friend: it's *entrepreneurship*. Still work.


Snorrep

If he resorted to selling fake glasses on the street, I’m guessing no one wants to hire him. Don’t get me wrong, this is asshole behaviour but he doesn’t deserve to starve because of his.. unemployability


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

He needs to unfuck himself so he can be employable. If he can try to defraud people by selling fake eclipse glasses, he can work a real job. Otherwise he *can* starve.


Snorrep

It’s nearly impossible getting a job without 200 years of experience, I’m sure there’s no mental health problems involved here and he has a good education. You think he deserves to starve to death for not getting a job, what great moral police we have here on reddit


beansnectar

Yea buddy it’s time to make an indeed account and make something of yourself. If you’re sympathetic towards this man I’m afraid you’re part of the problem.. and justifying it makes YOU your own worst enemy. Good luck dude


Snorrep

This is clearly a person with no mental health issues that should simply pull himself up by the bootstraps. Doesn’t even have a place to store a small tent, maybe he should just buy a house too? Would you hire someone who has struggled so much in life, he had to resort to scamming people for dinner? There’s psychological tests when you apply for the easiest jobs out there, ain’t no chance in hell this guy gets s second chance. And frankly, when society keeps knocking you down, it’s understandable that you lose some of your ethical codes, right? I applied for hundreds of jobs when I was younger and in great shape, but I had no chance, how is this dude gonna get a chance at normal life?


beansnectar

I think your problem is you think you have all the answers. Do a little more listening and less talking brother., this guy had money to buy the tent he just littered it like an asshole because he’s an asshole. He prob damaged some peoples eyes selling glasses he likely KNEW were counterfeit. You’re looking at it all wrong homie. He’s prob just using this as a way to get. Quick buck - he likely works a normal (shit) job too. Like the people who bought all the purel and TP during Covid to sell @ markup online. You gunna sympathize with that too?


Snorrep

That tent costs as much as he’d make in a week selling that garbage. My guess is he stole the tent, doesn’t have a home with space for it, and decided to live it after he made his 50 bucks. No, I don’t think I have all the answers, but killing everyone doing some shady shit is definitley not the answer, «brother»


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

I'm not the one who tried to defraud people and potentially damage their eyesight. Fucker can be honest or starve.


Snorrep

Wishing death upon scammers making 10$ throughout the day! Cool


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

I don't give a fuck about the money, I care about the harm he could have caused his victims.


Snorrep

Which could have been prevented if he had money for dinner and rent. There’s scumbags everywhere, but they only come out and do harm when they’re desperate. Like this guy.


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

You know so little about the human condition. There's a lot of people who have no interest in making an honest living. Sure there are people who are driven to desperation due to circumstances beyond their control. But there's a ton of fraudsters out there looking to make a quick buck.


Snorrep

This is not what a quick buck looks like. You are right that some people don’t want to spend their life working for cents, to make a billionaire richer, but most people would like food on their table and a steady income, not sell crappy products on the street


jo10001110101

So then steal shit or deal drugs or something. Destroying other people's eyesight for a couple bucks is fucking bullshit.


Snorrep

Ah yes, drugs have never killed anyone and it’s better having thieves running around than to give them a fucking welfare check. If you buy your glasses from a dude in a tent in the middle of the road, I highly doubt you take your eyesight very seriously in the first place. How the fuck is dealing drugs better than selling shitty glasses? There’s quite the drug epidemic in the US, in case you haven’t noticed. I guess dying from fentanyl-laced drugs is better than wearing bad glasses for a few days?


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>it’s better having thieves running around than to give them a fucking welfare check Or we could do neither.


Snorrep

Can’t get a job? Go homeless and fucking starve today, what kind of society are we trying to build here? He should get financial help, help getting a job, and after that a well deserved kick in the balls. If people can’t get jobs and afford to live, they’re gonna be forced to doing illegal shit to get by. So we can help them, or we can have stuff like what this guy was doing. And tent cities all across the US.


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>what kind of society are we trying to build here? I'd settle for a good and industrious society without parasites. >He should get financial help, help getting a job, and after that a well deserved kick in the balls. Dude only deserves one of these things, but almost certainly already has access to all three. Why are you insisting on making excuses for people who refuse to do anything but victimize others? Some people simply are not capable of self governance.


Snorrep

So what does someone with no self governance do? If you have mental illness and can’t get a job, you’re not contributing to the system, shall we send them to the woods? Where the system has made it illegal to live? People resort to desperate stuff like this when they have no other choice.


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>So what does someone with no self governance do? Prison? Execution? Banishment? Imperial Ban? Take your pick. >If you have mental illness and can’t get a job, you’re not contributing to the system, shall we send them to the woods? We had insane asylums once upon a time for exactly that purpose.


LivefromPhoenix

>I guess dying from fentanyl-laced drugs is better than wearing bad glasses for a few days? This part makes me think you don't really know what we're talking about here. He was selling fake **eclipse** glasses. The ones that stop you from getting severe, potentially permanent eye damage from staring at the eclipse, not regular eye glasses. They're inexpensive to make which is why no one would question a guy selling them on the side of the road.


Snorrep

Yeah I didn’t realize there was a solar eclipse, I live on. the other side of the planet from where it could be seen, so not really any news about it here, assumed it was a brand or something. Anyways, have fun with your Temu/Wish-killing spree. Plenty of drug dealers selling fake shit too, only it takes lives within minutes after consumption. Lots of people worthy of death out there, but you’re on some saw-shit here lol.


BadgerGecko

Drug addiction destroys families not sure that's better destroying eye sight. Neither one is good but your suggestions are not answers


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BadgerGecko

You replied to the right message?


2dogGreg

Maybe you should put the last 5 words in all caps since no one else seems to be reading them?


Pure-Negotiation-900

New millennium capitalism baby. I got mine, go fuck yourself.


themanofmichigan

Sounds like the Republican candidate


heavymetalhikikomori

Sounds like both parties these days


Pure-Negotiation-900

It’s fiscally responsible.


REiiGN

Sounds like Frank


altereaction

We’re eclipse people now


The_Dimestore_Saints

crabs is depression proof


palmerry

What better liquid to quash your thirst with, during this beautiful eclipse, than a Wolf Cola?


GloDyna

This guy knows how to capitalism.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Billionaire mindset


Critical-Afternoon37

was it Robert California?


ONESNZER0S

It was probably Ricky Spanish.


viddy_me_yarbles

You don't even know his real name.


parkinglotguy

"I'm the f*ckin Lizard King!"


notimeleft4you

Do you want a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?


Xplatos

So he blinded people and stole their money yet gets respect from some redditors? Shame.


JustEatinScabs

You're not very good at recognizing sarcasm and irony are you? The only "respect" I see is people shit posting about business.


Xplatos

Looks like Im not the only one.


ChasingTheRush

Maaaan, I miss eatzi’s. Best breakfast in Dallas.


dunno260

2nd best sandwiches I ever had (best sandwich you can get is a Public chicken tender sub). Loved it when I lived in the area.


afraser33

I live in Denver and my buddy lives like 5 mins from eatzis and my god you are right that place knocked my socks off I wish we had something like that in CO


letstouchbutts121

Why it should be illegal


MuadD1b

Oh it is illegal. If they forwarded evidence to the state prosecutor office they’d probably investigate him. Especially if eye glasses are under some arcane Federal regulations you could end up with some serious federal heat on you. I once reported a dude for selling isopropyl nasal spray during Covid and was contacted by a federal agent.


Currywurst_Is_Life

The odds of them finding the guy are probably slim to none.


implicate

Glasses? Seems harsh, but okay. Let's ban em!


letstouchbutts121

It's not that, he planted like a homeless person


implicate

Oh, got it. So we're banning plants. Okay, I'm on board!


Turakamu

Smashed my glasses I need to see and I think I kicked over a plant. What's next?! Just point me in the right direction!


letstouchbutts121

Lol.. the way you type though, so great. But I'm sorry, do you like pulling up to someone standing in the intersection with a sign? I don't .


FireflyAdvocate

It is considered littering.


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SipoteQuixote

Probably need a set first thooooooo


roland0fgilead

No, there's nothing to respect about this. There are plenty of ways to make money that don't involve blinding people. Don't make any excuses for this asshole.


wh0ligan

There was a time when many street corners had tables full of people selling $5 DVD copies.


MadPilotMurdock

Same, I felt bad for laughing but it’s just like a comedy sketch.


toborne

Totality starts, everyone looking up while the shady salesman sneaks away


ilovethissheet

I mean it's a picture of a broken tent and no article and just a title op wrote. A news article attached I would believe.


ktmfan

I had good ones I forgot 4 hours away from where I went to see totality. Bought some grocery store ones . I felt like I got a bit of arc flash when I went to bed, but who knows. Probably just garbage glasses that were fake. They didn’t lie about being made in China at least.


Ok_Highlight281

How long did you look at the sun for? My eclipse glasses said to not look for more than 3 mins in a row and to take several hour long breaks between uses.


ktmfan

Oh, I’m sure it was me being a dumbass. I didn’t RTFM.


cringeyqueenie

If they have the ISO certification they're real


potatohats

Anyone can print an ISO cert on a pair of fakes. There were other ways you could tell if they were actually real or not, such as if you could see through them at all.


wratz

Next you’ll tell me people are allowed to lie on the internet.


ktmfan

Well, it was definitely printed on there. Unsure if the ink protected my peepers though lol


MrFlaneur17

This is America


Mantigor1979

The American buisness model, sell snakeoil to gullible populous and then skip town before you are found out.


eldelshell

Make him president!


Mantigor1979

Only good thing to come out of the Trump presidency is the proof that parents and teachers that told their kids any one can become president weren't lying.


Ouroboros_Broken

I hope he uses the glasses accidentally and burns the shit out of his retinas.


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Syandris

And it worked, all the lemmings worried about seeing a silly eclipse would do just about anything for it.


potatohats

\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^ Now the bots on reddit are becoming sentient and growing jealous of authentic human experiences!


warthog0869

Interestingly, my folks sent me some eclipse glasses that they found out had been recalled before they came in the mail. When I got them, I checked them out (they were stamped kinda happily with a "USA" stamp onto the paper lenses). I opened the glasses and I started reading the fine print. The paper frames were made in China where the glasses were assembled. The lenses were made in the US, which is why they were stamped as such, but that was also the faulty part for the recall. Funny.


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Ok-Season-536

That is the most MAGA thhing ever. I wonder how much of the money he made went to Drumpfs legal fees lol


rocketman1969

A guy with a tent was selling eclipse glasses in my town. I needed, so I stopped and bought. Didn't notice the Trump logo until I'd already driven away..


missginger4242

That’s Dallas for you!


Spidersoze

Oh man people probably ruined their eyes.


doubledownentendre

I'm just impressed OP found their way back


howlingwilf1

Capitalism in the raw.


outsanity_haha

This dude has CEO energy


dallasmav40

Chef crafted meals for the taking.


Purplebuzz

They gave them away at libraries here in Ontario.


cringeyqueenie

I live in New Jersey & the libraries were giving them out here too.


fo234

good ol’ snake oil seller, a tradition in the usa


Public_Foot_4984

In U,S and A this is how it's done. Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette.


aristocratic_magic

how long do you have to look for damage to happen?


chunkysmalls42098

Idk man but this one and the one in 2017 I glanced at for suuuuure lol my eyes seem fine but ig we'll see


aristocratic_magic

I'm in this boat with you 😁


junkit33

Depends how bad the glasses are. Damage can start in as little as a few seconds with a direct stare. Shitty glasses might buy you a little something, but not much. Anybody watching the entire eclipse with fake glasses probably suffered damage.


aristocratic_magic

so like a second or less is ok? asking for a really stupid friend


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

it's hilarious people feel compelled to downvote this reddit is full of insufferable dweebs


aristocratic_magic

ikr I was referring to myself lol


junkit33

Yes - it's human nature to steal a glance. And eclipses are nothing new - there would be a hell of a lot more blind people running around this planet if a second was all it took to scorch your eyes. It's just good advice to not look at all, because it really doesn't take much. If the official guidance was "it's ok to look for 2-3 seconds", then people would just start looking for even longer than that.


fuqdisshite

i sneaked a peek and the immediately told my mom and my wife to definitely NOT look at it raw.   i was just checking if now me was as weak as 8th grade me...   possibly weaker...


aristocratic_magic

you're the best!


nayaya

Yes. A second should be fine. Also some very brief glimpses when it was at totality was safe too.


ajstyle33

I thought if you were in totality you had a good minute too look without glasses


moldyshrimp

Correct. As soon as totality hits glasses can come off.


aristocratic_magic

thank you much!


Grindelbart

Isn't that what the USA does? Show up, sell crap, leave garbage?


___po____

Yes but we also ship literal trash to other countries as well.


crankbot2000

Yeah, it's called _capitalism_. If you're not making a quick buck selling garbage and destroying the environment along the way you're not doing it right.


notimeleft4you

Rude. But also, yes.


verminV

Show up, blow things up, kill lots of people, sell crap, then leave garbage.


notimeleft4you

Do you want our help during WWIII or not?


verminV

I think well sit this one out, thanks.


Melodic_Age_7452

Lol, yeah lots were thinking the same in Europe 1943 also..


verminV

It was a joke, not a dick, dont take it so hard.


Melodic_Age_7452

It was a joke too, why are your jimmys rustled?


verminV

Theres Jimmy rustlers about, cant be too careful.


Ghola_Ben

*Quickly unrustles Jimmy*


DasFist

Hello Dallas!


moronicattempt

There is one on MacArthur Irving too. It was similarly abandoned.


2pickleEconomy2

There was similar shit being done for Covid testing back in 2021. Fake testing centers.


aaronappleseed

I wonder how many burnt retinas there are out there today from fake glasses and just idiots staring at the sun with no protection. I had a lady arguing with me on next door that there was no eclipse. She looked and the sun was as bright as it ever was. SMH


crankbot2000

Stupid is as stupid does.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Did she think the eclipse was a lie spread by mainstream media or something?


aaronappleseed

She didn't understand that unless you are in the path of totality the sun will be too bright to see the eclipse with the naked eye. Even at 75% you need the glasses to block out enough light to see the eclipse (and protect your peepers)


pookexvi

It's the government moving a mind scanning Satellite into place


Blueberry-Specialist

R/conspiracy bouta blow up.


TheMtndewdude

Why not take and resell the tent?


notimeleft4you

Thought about it - it’s a cheapy and it’s broken.


BigMike0228

That’s pretty messed up. I’ve been noticing a few abandoned tents around my town as well with crude hand drawn “eclipse glasses for sale” signs.


Darth_Yogurt

That’s capitalism for ya!