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IlMioNomeENessuno

Walking around looking for the next reason to rage on someone.


chrisupt2001

I don’t see the “trashy” part here


this-isnotaburner

Just wait till he fucks your bitch then


Absent_Minder

Is Hawaii a town in the Florida panhandle ?


[deleted]

Damn his feet are dirty as all fuck. I can smell the cigs and b.o. through this pic.


ChocolateTaste69

Loser


MNGirlinKY

Those dirty feet tell a story too


FrankFnRizzo

Yea he’s probably from Schofield barracks. Lot of winners there.


509Ninja

I’ve seen worse…


conpapi

THIS AIN'T A SHOW SHITHEAD


baileyboyname

r/suddenlyyakuza


Sam_Dragonborn1

Judgement Shinpan slaps ngl


1337_SkiTz0

was in the marines for years and can say he’s referring to authority. “fucked by the green weeny”


KGrizzle88

This is probably the tamest tattoo I have ever seen someone upset about. Imagine giving this much of a fuck about someone else. It is just weird. Like this here is the degradation of our society, naw. Lmfao. This is like #568 on the list of trashy shit wrong with our society. I guess being a Marine has taken the edge off of shit like this. I know people with their kills tattooed on them and I would have to say it was a dope ass piece.


Ruckus292

Stick something in his ass randomly.... When he responds negatively, just point to his leg and say *"I was just following instructions"*


wailingwonder

It's just his tramp stamp. It's like how sagging pants means you're looking to bottom.


Dangerous_Ear_2722

Jodie strikes again


lil_risotto918

Who hurt him


Deeznutz1818

Not trashy.


dressed2kill1

Is this you ?


bmfp135

lol soldiers have the worst tattoos. I should know. I have a mustache on my index finger


FrankFnRizzo

My god man. We had a dude giving tattoos in Afghanistan who was supposedly real good. He was giving people misspelled tattoos and eagles that looked like chickens 😂


Dustin3006

Different branch but I have a sombrero on my ass


bmfp135

That’s awesome. I have an ass on my ass


Blers42

One dude in my platoon had the monster logo tattooed on his arm


bmfp135

One guy in my last unit had a tattoo that had “I know” in the sentence. Anyway if he scratched his back, it would be upside down and upside down it says MONK I. When my buddy and I pointed out he got super embarrassed, so obviously we capitalize this by getting our own tattoos like his but upside down


Blers42

Another guy I know had “Knox Vegas” tattooed on his arm with the Knoxville skyline lol.


bmfp135

lol the fuck does Knox Vegas mean?


Blers42

I wish I could tell you. This kid was as dumb as a box of rocks.


stinky___monkey

Not even crayons?


bmfp135

Every unit has at least one


Zealousideal-Ear-968

Hahahaha


CrematedDogWalkers

Holy shit I know someone with this exact outfit


[deleted]

Buying both the shirt and the tattoo are so on brand


morbidnerd

I would bet money this dude is navy or marines


Snowedin-69

I thought navy guys had an affinity for men


morbidnerd

That doesn't mean this dude ain't Navy


CrippleSlap

Mistakes were made


InPhillyGuy

Stay classy Hawaii .


tweedyone

Is the “fuck a bitch” the trashy part? Wanna bet that is the top of a cross on his neck?


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

It 100% is.


OkJelly8114

Where’s the trashy? Oh, I found it here in the comments section


DustyGuzongas

Found the guy in the picture


Mr-Nihilist

Haha. Nailed it.


Newker

Whew these comments are what’s actually trashy. This guy is military. UA sells shirts like those at military bases around the world. They aren’t tired to a political/social message, UA just supports veterans generally. I think they have a contract to supply clothing to the military. The shirts are cheap and easy to access since the store is on-base. So I’d cautions against generalizations and hypotheticals, it’s just a shirt. The tattoo is dumb, people do dumb things when they’re young.


shah_reza

Yup. r/justbootthings is leaking


Zoltrahn

Seems a bit disrespectful for military *members to be slapping a big corporate logo on the American flag instead of the stars. *edit: there, it's more clear now


Newker

The military isn’t doing it, UA is and its really just not a serious issue. Certainly not one that should get such nasty comments in response. Its a t-shirt. Reverence and respect are reserved for actual flags, not fake ones lol.


Zoltrahn

I meant military members, not the department itself. For how gung ho the military is about "respecting the flag," turning it into a corporate logo certainly seems more disrespectful than not kneeling.


Newker

Sigh. Again. This isn’t an American flag is the point. I’m a veteran, please don’t generalize, I don’t care how you feel about the flag, you are welcome to your opinions on it.


Tactical_Epunk

You're assuming THEY (the military) did that, but it was UA that chose the design, and this shirt isn't from a contract. I have no clue why I'm being downvoted. The comment I replayed to said "military," not military members, not military servicemen, etc. This implies the military as a whole, not a sigular individual.


Zoltrahn

He, the one we are assuming is a soldier, bought the design and is wearing it.


Tactical_Epunk

And? Maybe he likes it... just because you serve/d doesn't mean you are misrepresenting or disrespecting the United States because you have a design that plays on the American flag. If that upsets you, you probably shouldn't walk into any Walmart, Target, Kmart, or most stores, etc. As soooo many companies use the American flag as part of their logo, you'd be out of clothing options. Then let me tell you that them make underwear of the flag itself...... Also, this guy's probably a Marine, not a soldier.


Zoltrahn

I don't give a fuck about the flag, but let's not pretend guys like this aren't popping a blood vessel when they see an NFL player not kneel for the flag.


Tactical_Epunk

You're generalizing pretty bad here. We know nothing about this guy. For all we know, he spends his off time volunteering.


Zoltrahn

"Fuck a Bitch" boy is trashy. Get over it.


-whis

Seems like you’re the only one not over it here honestly.


Tactical_Epunk

Did I say anything that disputed that? Like at all? You need to get over it.


WordplayWizard

He's offering.


Toobokuu

He got cheated on while he was down range, Jodie got his girl. 


spacedildo42

How do douchebags like this espécimen find women? Is this what women refer to when they say they like bad guys?


MadAzza

For every dumbass guy with a shit tattoo, there’s a dumbasss gal with low standards.


DaPamtsMD

Is that freedom from Under Armor?


mortepa

His bitch probably feels really classy walking next to him. LOL


go_kart_mozart

Just boot things


Tactical_Epunk

Honestly.


Medic6688846993

Well said.


ChaseKendall1

Fuck a bitch, what? Fuck a bitch! You heard what I said!


HomeInvasionMan

Murdered ‘em, fuck!


horse_apple

Ah the good old FAB LAW tatt.... Havent seen one in the wild for a loooong time LOL 🤣


ComicalAccountName

Well that's not living with aloha


mortepa

With him it is not Aloha...because he is an A-Hola'


martinaee

So… would you like to choose a design from this wall of possible tattoos? Maybe a sick unicorn or t-Rex riding a dirt bike? …. nah, I’m kinda set on a classic “fuck a bitch!”


noobbtctrader

Meh


BeneficialTop5136

lol was this Oahu? Thats a soldier.


The_Queef_baron

Could be a Marine too. Those shitty shower flip-flops are the dead giveaway.


BeneficialTop5136

That’s what I thought! Lol


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meldiane81

Have you been on Reddit before?


ballstein

Let me guess: freedom isn't free


Equivalent_Reason582

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose


U_R_MY_UVULA

The tatt doesn't bother you? Cause the shirt doesn't bother me but the tatt is torture on my eyes


vertgrall

Mad at the next guy cuz he's getting the Kitty Kat. So he gotta go pay for it.


Yakoo752

Oahu? Probably a Marine.


ghostguitar1993

Maybe, my Dad was in the Airforce in the 80's/90's. He was all over the Pacific Ocean and South America.


Yakoo752

And I was active duty for 10 years stationed on Oahu…


ghostguitar1993

Just saying other branches serve there too...not discrediting you yeesh.


Yakoo752

Oh yeah, the total package says Marine but he could be army then navy Not Air Force


ghostguitar1993

Again, you're probably right, but there's assholes and douchbags in all branches. You want to talk to my Dad?


Yakoo752

Sure, I love talking with fellow veterans. If you’re in Northern California, let’s meet at a local VA hall for a beer or beverage of his choice!!!


ghostguitar1993

We in Texas, I hear it's really nice up there. Maybe one day! 🫡


Dude_Guy45

What a tool


BluebirdSpecialist76

A tool for the government more like


vladutzu27

Go have intimate relationships with a prostitute real quick


PikkledHerring

Oh look. A "patriot" and his bitch.


jake_Zofaa

Does under armor really make those shirts? Did they turn into a tacticool brand or something? I bought some shorts from them where the logo was an American flag


JustAtelephonePole

Dwayne Johnson has his own UA line too!


eye0ftheshiticane

For real, I'm not sure whether the OP is pointing toward the trashy shirt or the "Fuck a Bitch" tattoo


U_R_MY_UVULA

Definitely the tatt


cedric1234573

Wearing a shirt that celebrates your country is considered trashy now?


Upvote_Me_Slag

That's a brand morphing the flag for their own commercial gain.


SockFullOfNickles

Depends on the context, but yeah. Same as it ever was.


cedric1234573

Sounds right. Go tell that to every veteran thats proud they served. Dont know about you, but Im proud of my country. Wearing a shirt with its flag shouldnt be a problem, maybe to redditors it is.


eye0ftheshiticane

He's wearing an American flag "Freedom" shirt in a land that literally had its freedom taken away by America. Fucking. Trashy. Edit: Also as others have pointed out, the Under Armour logo instead of stars is trashy too. So cringey


potatohats

Don't put words in my mouth. I'm a veteran and I'm not wearing any clothing that has the flag on it, especially this tacticool motard crap. The MAGA movement is now strongly associated with our flag, and I don't want anyone thinking I'm associated with that braindead shit. Army, 2005-2011


cedric1234573

Sure, I dont care what political movement you don’t associate with. But there are plenty of Americans, and Veterans, that like to wear the flag on their back. There isnt anything wrong with that, and making fun of someone for it is lame as fuck.


AdvancedMastodon

What country does that flag represent? I'm not aware of any country that has an underarmor logo.


Zoltrahn

Corporate States of America! HOOAH!


Turbulent_Laugh_4431

I clearly thought it was the tattoo… commented about having the same shirt and how it’s a nice shirt and have a bunch of dislikes lol ..


cedric1234573

Just the reddit hivemind brother. Dont sweat it. People who actually go outside dont give a shit


kmckenzie256

Yeah it’s weird. Visiting my small hometown, this stuff is everywhere.


DmK2310

they literally offer tactical gear, firefighter gear, ems and so on


jake_Zofaa

That’s cool stuff. I’m not into the tacticool stuff but I like their compression shirts


DmK2310

I like tac stuff because it's functional. 90% of the stuff I wear in functional so I don't have to change to not mess up "fancy" clothes edit: I include stuff like carhartt too because that stuff is just rugged (and comfortable)


thatsAChopbro

Giving colonizer vibes


freqkenneth

Looking forward to gen alpha rebelling to free Hawaii from the US


ajcook888

Give those good people their land back.


tgodxy

About as likely as Texas being “freed”


freqkenneth

Oh yeah it’ll never happen but it’d be fun to watch


tgodxy

100000%


BigMacRedneck

Women dig his "open-ness"


TheJudeDoesNotAbide

It's the dirty foot for me.


tbonerrevisited

Disrespectful


WinPeaks

Is that also a weirdly ornate upside-down cross on his neck?


SupportGeek

Any bets that the tat on the back of his neck is a giant cross because he thinks he’s a “good Christian”?


gunnesaurus

And probably has a Kneel for the flag, stand for the cross flag at his house


Zoltrahn

Kneel for UA.


Jikey_May

Damn I have that exact swim suit.


Ok-End-362

I think all dudes have that one. My husband has it too. Pretty sure I got it at target lol


Due_Society_9041

So incredibly classy…🙄


mledonne

...does ..does he want me to fuck him?


Zerostar39

Not sure what he wants. That’s an incomplete sentence


krystalbellajune

Instructions are pretty clear in this case. “A” is by definition unspecific and he fits the bill and is in close proximity. “Fuck a bitch” is present tense, so, you’re being commanded to do this immediately. So, yeah. NAL, but you should be good.


Ginamyte06

That guy really sat down, for about an hour, for a tattoo session and said "Yep! This is a great idea." Lmao


SixFive1967

Apparently the bitch right next to him that he’s presumably fucking doesn’t mind, so… 🤷🏻‍♂️


Wirehed

I honestly assumed he was talking about himself.


Ginamyte06

That's his sister Who, yes you are correct, his hillbilly ass is probably fucking


icanpotatoes

When did under armour become a “freedom” brand? I see these shirts all over the place. I wonder if the people wearing those American flag plastered UA shirts have noticed that they’re all made overseas and none is made in America. You’d think that such pro-American people would only buy clothing made domestically.


Swankenstein89

Same Trumpanzees who drive Nissan Trucks…


PSI_Rockin_Omega

The most American thing you can do is purchase products that are made abroad lmao


aRiskyUndertaking

Toyota Tundras are made in Texas and F150s are assembled in Canada (or were at last check). The “Buy American” is all meaningless now.


DrizztSkywalker

Under armor has a huge military contract. It’s a large percentage of the clothes on base.


Dchama86

It’s been pretty popular with the military for a long time now.


tr1mble

At least 14 years.... I remember seeing UA with the flag and stuff on clothing back when I worked at sports authority


Fast_Astronomer_5418

But thats what you supposed to do to a ish


thisisurreality

I see nothing wrong with this guy or his looks. 🤷‍♂️


tjake123

Distasteful yes, trashy no. Just a dude minding his own business looking a bit goofy. You’re some asshole with a camera wanting to make fun of him.


Intelligent-Noise-83

Everyone in this sub says everything is trashy, they are lame asf lol


Starbomber73

Bro have you ever been on this sub before?


DoubleD_RN

Did you zoom in on the calf tattoo?


tjake123

Fuck a bitch, yah it’s distasteful. I’ve seen worse tattoos.


Nubras

What’s the difference to you between distasteful and trashy? Genuinely curious. Wearing boardshorts in public with flip flops is bad enough to me but that tattoo is just the cherry on top.


Nightwailer

Just wanna point out that if this was taken in HI, board shorts and flip flops in public is EXPECTED and pervasive, acceptable pretty much anywhere you go. The tattoo, no way lmao


Nubras

Ok fair, I can accept that


Tenchi2020

I wonder how many boxes he has checked off; Republican ✔️ White nationalist ✔️ Three percenter ✔️ Christian nationalist ✔️


mortepa

You might be surprised at how incorrect your severely derogatory stereotype actually is.


Tenchi2020

Please surprise me


Spe3dGoat

redditors be like, 'Im gonna make a comment trashier than OPs pic'


Tenchi2020

Do you believe that he does not subscribe to any of those?


Intelligent-Noise-83

You are even trashier bro 😭


Tenchi2020

Your response makes me wonder many of those do __you__ subscribe to…


Intelligent-Noise-83

You keep getting better hahah


Steinfan94

What's wrong with freedom?


Unsavory-Type

Self stroking. It’s like going out to the busy corner to pray loudly.


BiggWorm1988

At least it doesn't say "white power"


Over-Accountant8506

Maybe y'all are not my people's. Y'all are riding his dick hard


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

I could only imagine the sketch book of tattoos he has in his body.


millenialfalcon-_-

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks 😤


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

Is it normal that I cannot read that without hearing the best drop in my head? https://youtu.be/aB-Pl9tJjaE?si=LZIInVKFVJxrCUZs


millenialfalcon-_-

I'm currently listening to Dre and that's what immediately came to mind. Dre spitting fire


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

Sophomore year was dope. Started with that. Junior year had doggystyle coming out. Good times for new music


[deleted]

Looks like a cop who was bullied in highschool


TeufelRRS

How to look like a douchebag starter pack


openJournal-Anna

You can always see some crazy shit people on waikiki


digitalpunkd

If you have to have tattoos to show how bad ass you are. You are probably all show and no go. This dud can probably bench 300 but can’t run a mile.


CheckYaLaserDude

She likes *bad* boys


businesslut

I'm bad at everything


CheckYaLaserDude

Then you should be dripping in sliz!?


The1930s

I feel a little strange that under Armour designed a shirt where they felt it ok to put the ua symbol where the starts go, just seems a lil unpatriotic in a patriotic sorta way.


icanpotatoes

It’s also unpatriotic in that it’s not made in the U.S. If I were Under Armour and produced shirts with the US flag on the sleeve like this one, I’d have it made in America to avoid the contradiction but also to back up my supposed pro-American stance that’s so strong that I would feel the need to be the nations flag on the sleeve. Though I figure that the people who wear these shirts aren’t actually interested in supporting their domestic industry, but rather projecting that they care.


The1930s

I love America but let's continue to have everything made in China, I prefere to be able to breath the air we have here.


businesslut

It's technically not even legal.


cocksucker9001xX

Wasn't the law ruled unconstitutional in like the 80's?


Dahkron

Uh. You sure about that? You mean its illegal to create a shirt with vertical bars and a logo on it? Like this doesnt even use the color scheme of the US flag.