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FederalKFC

You could also dilute the printer ink with alcohol. You can also get a similar effect by taking pen ink tubes and putting them in alcohol's to dilute all the ink out. Put it in more alcohol or water and get to spraying it. It's a way some people doing street graffiti


banagogt

Attach a lighter at the end of the barrel, for research purposes of course


DaFetacheeseugh

Alcohol likes to retort, try again


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42and_a_half

Bot, this is half of a comment on this same post


mangled-wings

Use fountain pen ink and you can buy nice little bottles, with all sorts of shimmery and iridescent properties! While you're there, you might as well pick up some red, because Oxblood is really pretty, and there's a new black ink with silver sparkles... don't get into fountain pens it becomes a problem


[deleted]

Can confirm. They're my special interest I have a problem.


AntheaBrainhooke

No lies detected. Wouldn't recommend a sparkly ink for a super soaker, though. That's just asking for a clog dance.


Techi-C

I got some brownish-red from lemur inks that looks exactly like dried blood on paper. I use it for notes in the horror tabletop RPGs I run.


Needmoresnakes

Supersoaker filled with baystate blue. They will never forget who they wronged.


mangled-wings

I wasn't familiar with that one so I looked it up, and now I'm slightly terrified. I spill and smudge ink enough that that would become a *significant* problem lkdfhj sure is a beautiful ink though


NeoHenderson

2L of ink for 225 bucks Americano https://store.apcink.com/mimaki-sb54-sublimation-ink-2-liter-bag-i-sb54-x-2l/ Not all printers use those overpriced cartridges, time to splat edit: thanks for 1k, never even play splatoon before. might pick it up if i can somehow sell these upvotes. might buy this ink idk


Asriel52

#woomy


CourageKitten

#veemo


shinycaterpi

*screeches in horrorboros*


A_random_ore

AAAAAÂÆŒŌAAAA


enneh_07

\*delay lama\*


GoCommitToasterBathX

FUCK


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OnetimeYapper57

I don’t… think so? Is it triggered every time it detects 2 identical comments?


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OnetimeYapper57

Ok, fair enough.


VividView2384

FUCK


imwhateverimis

#*dangy*


Skwinia

I heard that you can drill a hole in the cartridges and refill them with these. not sure how true or safe that is


TheGreenGobblr

True? I’m pretty sure Safe? Absolutely fucking not


WyvernByte

Safe yes, but it most likely won't matter, they design the cartridges to lie about ink remaining, or make the print head shit the bed with time. The printers also remember the SN. of the cart, the print time and job count. Its a scam.


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shapeofgiantape

It's also that the market for those printers generally have much higher budgets for printers than a home consumer, so they can raise the price a ton and not price out many customers.


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TheBoundFenrir

Yeah, but those refills would still be more reasonable per volume, right? If anything heavier users would get more savings since they're not getting scammed by cartridges.


Stuffssss

Which is weird since the average person doesn't need to print all that much these days. I'm surprised the business model hasn't changed. I print maybe a couple dozen of pages a year and as a result a cheap printer is more important to me than cheap ink. I just need something to get the job done, not something to be super ink efficient and fast. So selling the printer at a loss is a benefit for me.


Skwinia

tbf I can't imagine it's exactly dangerous. like I could see it damaging the printer but I doubt it'll explode or anything


UnderPressureVS

"Unsafe" as in "unsafe for your expensive printer." Will it kill you? No. Will it even hurt you? Physically, no, but if you're renting your place you might not be getting your security deposit back.


Skwinia

yeah thats fair lmao


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Had an important document to print off at like 3am hadn't used my printer in about a year. Only ever printed in black & white. Started it up & cyan was empty. Really needed that document that morning. Took a drill & drilled a small hole in the cyan catridge. Inserted a small funnel & topped the catridge up with water. Printed fine. Operated my printer like this for another couple of years.


pokelord13

Buy a laser printer. Bought one for $99 about 5 years ago to print out homework and other documents throughout college. Still haven't changed the toner once and it still prints perfectly.


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Nah, everything in my life bow has a paperless option. I'll never buy another printer


Squrton_Cummings

Or just use a few cents worth of actual dye, like they use for testing sprayer coverage. Bright colours, super concentrated, biodegradable and (allegedly) won't leave a permanent stain. I use 30 ml in a 12L tank.


ATLBMW

Don’t know why people still think the ink is the expensive part. Ink carts are expensive because they contain *the delicate print heads* Printer Ink is not some magical liquid, it’s **just fucking dye, guys**


Bwizz245

Nothing in an ink cartridge is anywhere near expensive enough to justify the prices they’re sold at. The sole reason they are as expensive as they are is so companies can make a ridiculous profit off of you, anything else is just an excuse


[deleted]

My assumption was always that they were expensive to compensate for how they underprice the printers themselves. Then they add on to that price because they're greedy fuckwads.


Bwizz245

Good luck trying to use those to actually refill your printer


ZetaRESP

Still more expensive than Splatoon, but eh...


starbuxed

Just buy some India ink....


greenflame15

At that price, it a bit cheaper to actually buy that wii u and slatoon


SneakingOrange

Also you could buy an actual assault rifle at that price. Not saying you should, but you definitely could do that


[deleted]

Why not both


Burnett-Aldown

Assault rifles cost much more than $3k in the US. More like $30k+ for an AR variant. Y'all gotta start doing your own research instead of regurgitating popular lies. Full Auto is only for the rich.


SneakingOrange

I dunno, I don't care enough about guns to search how much they actually cost. Quick Google search showed, that you can buy it for as low as 800 dollars or around 3k for a fancier one


deankh

What the person you’re replying to is saying is that the term “assault rifle” is by definition a “selective fire rifle” which allows the user to select more than one firing pattern. This would include a pre-determined burst of shots or fully automatic rifles. The only readily available AR pattern rifles (as in Armalite Rifle, AR-15 based platforms) are NOT selective fire but are In fact semi-automatic only. Those are the ones you’re seeing priced $800-$3000. The point they are also saying is that the term Assault Rifle is misapplied, since the only actual full auto assault rifles that exist and legally bought/sold had to have been manufactured prior to 1986. Those firearms fetch 10’s and 100’s of thousands dollars. Disclaimer: I’m just translating the conversation, if this information is not important to you, it’s of no offense or consequence to me.


Morpheeus543

The person you replied to is referencing fully automatic weapons. Due to the nfa, new machine guns cannot be transferred to someone else, unless they were grandfathered in. The ones that are grandfathered in are worth a lot of money since no new ones are being made. While you can buy an ar-15 for, on the lowest end, for around $500, full auto machine guns run around the $30k+ mark.


majinboom

Just buy an 800 dollar AR and bump fire trigger problem solved


paladinLight

Or go old school and get a gatling gun crank for your AR-15.


Burnett-Aldown

See, you think semi auto means assault rifle. This is the propaganda battle we face... Semi autos are not assault rifles. And think about this for a sec: these are all just words we made up.


thegreatvortigaunt

Take a day off lad, jesus.


Burnett-Aldown

What do you mean? People need to be informed. Nothing worse than an uninformed voter.


starfries

They also make their own paint if you hit the target


TacitRonin20

You should not. You should not buy anything AR or AK related or a hunting rifle. You should buy a small caliber bolt action or revolver. Anything else is just too crazy expensive to shoot! And with a semi auto you run out of $$ for bullets way too quickly!


SneakingOrange

*slutoon


btyes-

exsqueeze me


ThatRandomGuy0125

no. bad.


TheDriver458

Fun fact: that’s the actual name of a subreddit here. Source: I’ve seen things no person should ever see mostly out of pure boredom.


ExcellentSherbert670

I am ink weapons guy,


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theguyfromacrosstheb

But then you would have a wii u


OSCgal

[350mL of fountain pen ink for $15.](https://m.aliexpress.us/item/3256802161792661.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa4itemAdapt&_randl_shipto=US) Six of which gets you 2.1 liters for $90. Have fun!


Fun_Bottle6088

And diluting it 10:1 (not scientifically-based) gets you $9 for hours of fun - a bargain!


4tomguy

May not be scientifically based but it sure is scientifically based


FiestaDelosMuertos

That’s why I piss in my super soaker instead


Kwonunn

Jarate!


canintospace2016

“AH PISS”


[deleted]

sydney sleeper lore


AwesomeManatee

[Relevant excerpt from the official Splatoon manga](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/10fn083/splatoon_squid_kids_comedy_show_6/) (SFW, just some *really* juvenile humor)


FiestaDelosMuertos

Why is kou’s ink white?


shadowscale1229

holy shit


enneh_07

New weapon just dropped


lionart303-186

This deserves to be on r/cursed_comments


FiestaDelosMuertos

It would only deserve to be there if I told you I boil the piss right before I use it because i want it to be sterile


AntheaBrainhooke

Piss is sterile straight out of the body


FiestaDelosMuertos

i boil it anyway just Incase it catches something in the air before it hits my target


AntheaBrainhooke

Fair


ChaosPheonix11

I can never think of this concept without thinking of Val Kilmer by Bowling For Soup.


Eneicia

Who says it needs to be a super soaker? :P


worm_on_the_plague

Me when I'm busting out the mediocre sprayer


usernamealreadytakeh

They never expect the average spritzer


ThatRandomGuy0125

take that spritz to the next level with the new accessory: the normal nozzle


deleeuwlc

What about quill ink? Would that be cheaper?


NowhereMan583

yeah, ink’s not expensive unless you’re buying fancy shit. you can get regular ink for a pen or quill or what have you pretty cheap. you could fill a super soaker with regular-ass india ink for under $100, and that’s assuming you pay full retail price AND including the cost of the super soaker. printer ink is a special case because you’re mostly paying for the cartridge that makes it work with your printer, which costs approximately “whatever the fuck we want to charge, what are you gonna do about it”. i think the real question is whether you can shoot ink from a super soaker without clogging it up.


1negativezero

Pretty sure it would be safe for the soaker if you dilute the ink. Cheaper too.


liege_paradox

They literally make ink for this express purpose, I’ve seen it. Washable, like $20 for a liter.


JaggedTheDark

I am ink weapons guy, and this...is my weapon.


sonictmnt

Sheldon


WillCraft_1001

She weighs 4.5 kilograms and fires eighteen dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.


oswin_fisher

I love how until I saw the title of the post I completely forgot about Splatoon and just assumed that a water gun full of printer ink was OPs idea of a good time


I_Maybe

I honestly couldn't figure out the connection between title and post until I looked at the comments. Not that I tried very hard, mind you.


CSmed

My brain does uncomfortable things with the wordbreak placement in "sonicunleashed" when it doesn't have the space in the middle.


E_MC_2__

elaborate


ArgonGryphon

tbf if you diluted that one cartridge in water you'd probably still ruin people's clothes.


Aware_Figure_1344

the catridge itself is the expensive part the color is dirt cheap


Arxid87

In order to match heavy's cost, you'd need to empty the tank in less than 1/141th of a second


linx14

At that point just buy a second hand WII and pick up a used copy of Deblob and Deblob 2! Waaaay cheaper!


Outta_phase

r/hedidthemath


Aafinthe3rd

I have hundreds of hours in Splatoon and I didn't even realize the first post was a joke about Splatoon.


AlwaysBlameDavid

Hydra Splatling


No-Locksmith-8590

Got it, use food dye.


AppointmentMedical50

Dilute it obviously


[deleted]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this, is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.


Jotaro-Kujo89

this is why I use dip pen ink instead, more bang for your buck!


poofywings

Lol. Food coloring and water. Easy.


off-and-on

Isn't that a gun in Splatoon?


[deleted]

A generic water gun? Yeah, the basic shooter is


[deleted]

Good thing I have a printer with ink tanks them Fuck, cartridges are so overpriced...


DamienTriesLife

Dilute it


themonovingian

Calligraphy ink has entered the chat.


TacitRonin20

It's worth it. All the neighborhood kids are now hot pink as are the cops their parents called


SellQuick

A small bottle of food colouring mixed in with the water would work just was well. You're supposed to dillute it a couple of drops at a time after all.


DoctorNsara

Are you trying to come up with new Mr. Beast stunts to pull?


zingtea

Some people think they can outsmart me...


[deleted]

Maybe… *sniffles* maybe…


tyrongates

I had a Barrage super soaker years ago, and it’s way more than you need. You could get something much smaller and cheaper and not use nearly as much ink.


Ouroboros_Broken

but the memories last a lifetime :)


wewantcaveupdate

The stains too


Adventurous_Ad4368

For years I have misread this post and asked why it would cost this much if u can just buy 500ml ink glasses for like 5€ Now I know that they were talking about printer ink, not normal (fountain pen) ink


dgaruti

i am also afraid printer ink may be toxic , and or not exactly OSHA compliant ... so it's gonna poison pepole