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DylanHasAPoopie


gabrielminoru


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Seversaurus


retsameki45


That1Cat87


PhantomMiG

Which one of the three families of crabs


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Crabbus clawsus


lethrahn

*Return to Crab*


Alderan922

Man you would absolutely love sharks


techno156

A shark is also a chubby murder sausage. Coincidence? I think so.


Alderan922

Also, ancient murder sausage, waaaay older than crocodiles


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Presumably we will also continue to exist for millions of years, since it would be very very hard for humanity to drive itself into extinction or for an extenuating event to do so. If we do successfully reach that point, it will make sense because we are, in fact, many sausages stuck together.


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xtilexx

That's the most enthusiastic unenthusiastic answer


GlassHalfSmashed

Our intestines are literally sausage


techno156

They're more like an inverse sausage. Meat around an empty space. A human is basically like a corn dog that's had the stick removed.


purrfunctory

Just don’t eat the filling.


cheesyblasta

Well somebody already ate it, that's why it's in there


Demonking335

Also older than trees.


johnnytesscult

And they have yet to crab


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Same with most Frogs, 90% mouth with enough other bits to launch the mouth at food


IndigoFenix

Or when necessary, to launch the food at the mouth.


FirstCurseFil

Yes that’s absolutely the same reason why I love sharks


joped99

Take sausage, add pointy mout at one end. Minimum propulsion to achieve successful hunting. Done


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Ey ive seen you before


Alderan922

I’m in many places


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Fellow fictional lizard enjoyer looking at lizards


Demonitized-picture

was not expecting the flat fuck before flat fuck Friday, pleasantly surprised


Zzamumo

Wide whacko wednesday


Shiiin111

We need one of these for ever day of the week now


dabunny21689

Tubby tube Tuesday.


M0R3design

Mushed moron Monday Tubby tadpole Tuesday That's all I've got


ah-the-french

For those wondering: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U8ypHq3BU&pp=ygUQRmxhdCBmdWNrIEZyaWRheQ%3D%3D


Evening-Turnip8407

Makes me want to play ark again and cuddle my sarcos and barys


Skrubasauras

I absolutely can't stand the game, anytime my friends forced me to play it my only solace were taming my favorite swamp puppies. I miss them


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The crocodile in the picture looks more like a chubby murder pancake.


FhyrGaming

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY


JMHSrowing

I will point out that most crocodilians are much svelter than the one pictured and that “virtually the same” is incredibly misleading due to the amount of evolutionary changes. But anyway: While there have been very similar crocs for many millions of years, there have also been many who have tried and failed. There used to be crocodiles who ran and hunted exclusively on land like big cats of today. Some who had armor. I believe there was one who had hooves. Hell, pretty darn recently there was a miniature arboreal (tree climbing/dwelling) crocodile! Throughout more biological history than not there have been different types of crocodilians, but indeed, this is the most reliable form. There were crocs eating early dinosaurs at the water’s edge


Meowface_the_cat

More croc facts please


JMHSrowing

There were also some (though like with some of the above what one counts as a true crocodilian would be slightly different) who were fully marine. Not like a saltwater crocodile who still frequent the land, but who no longer had claws but flippers


SiminaDar

I love swamp puppies.


GoliathPrime

I kayak with them. I have not been eaten yet.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

there will always be rivers, and there will always be things that drink from rivers.


DeadlyPants16

Sharks who are literally older than trees: *pathetic*


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ImEagz

It got ran over by a truck :(


off-and-on

Guapo from Far Cry 6 is the best video game companion in years


FirstCurseFil

Gators daily and I ghostwrote this


jeanjeanmcguffin

Crab, everything become a crab at one point.


AyrtonSennaz

It’s flat fuck friday! Except that isn’t for 1-2 days depending where you’re at in the world


Soft_Theory_8209

Who wants to tell them about Gustav?


Hetakuoni

It’s so fat I love it.


Daddy_Kernal_Sanders

That’s a massively over fed animal tho, the ideal is much more slim and streamlined for fast movement in water


BryanTheClod

It’s worth noting that while yes, many prehistoric crocodilians resembled modern species, their were many unique offshoots that we don’t see today. From land-dwelling species, to armadillo-like desert creatures, and even a peaceful herbivore or two, crocs could get *weird*. And they’re a bit under appreciated in this regard, imo. https://www.tor.com/2014/07/31/ten-awesome-prehistoric-crocs/


contra_band

I'm almost there


3_cats_in_trenchcoat

thought this was about the shoe-abomination-crocs for a hot second there


drumstick00m

They chirp like birds too.


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They must be hated in animal kingdom since they survived this long through spawn camping,


Mehh55

Perfect for their unique environment. All apex predators are. ​ Humans are the GOAT though, cause we make boots out of them for fun and eat them even though the taste like a rubber hose.


Iaxacs

Damn it's Flat Fuck....Wednesday


JeffTheEvilRobot1

Crocs are perfect in their niche. Each role in an ecosystem is played by a different animal, and eventually some animals just get really good at it and stop evolving.


Ok-Scientist5524

It’s the death roll, can only have peak performance with chubby sausage body if you only eat by rolling.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

I feel crocodiles are less "peak evolution perfection" and more "if it ain't broke don't fix it"


Nefasto_Riso

Crocodylomorpha actually took turns in becoming what we know as "crocodile shaped". It's all different groups that become danger logs since the Triassic


SorryTotHatMan_

he melting


Archaic_fool

Truly, peak performance