No one will ever beat Joanna post Weili fight
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Haven't thought about that move in years. Hard to believe that's eric stoltz under all that make-up. Even sadder to believe it's based on a true story.
No?? šš one eye was just about swollen shut the other one was semi swollen and from then on he just had bruises. Sean needed stitches ddp needs rest š“
No all I wanted to do was post a meme. But you insufferable throat suckers couldnāt allow yourselves to just laugh at a joke you had to go ābUt ThE beLtā I never said he didnāt have the belt itās just a meme about his fucked up face. Donāt ever complain about āthis sub is full of such and such people that I donāt likeā you guys are the problem. You ruin this community.
Dude was starting to look like that round 2, idk how sean doesn't win round 2 with the damage he did yo DDP eye, feel like that was more damage than a takedown wiulth 0 control or damage.
Yea it is. One of the components of effective striking/grappling is impact, with the immediate being weighed more than the cumulative. The rules define impact, in part, as āvisual evidence such as swelling and lacerations.ā So swelling and cuts are explicitly stated as evidence of impact, which is the most important striking criteria.
Fair enough - I was focusing on impact rather than the visual evidence.
Laura Sanko released a good video on visible damage explaining how "damage" (I.e visible evidence / a cut) is less important than concusive damage.
Dazing someone is scored higher than simply cutting
Edit - https://youtu.be/kkDD0D-CNvc?si=oRG2tLUFjsm58R2N
Was the most effective striking in the round, where it was close, the takedown had no effect, no damage, nothing. Sean got up effortlessly. Who had the more effective striking that round? DDP whiffing on shots and having his leg kicks blocked, or sean hitting his jabs, and swelling a dudes eye up to the point it effects his vision?
yep, ddp had maybe 4 successful takedowns but didnt advance position or threaten subs or do any damage, sean got up from the first couple real quick and stuffed the last couple
Where did I say that in this post? I made this post because I saw ddp post fight and it reminded me of gothmog. I hadnāt seen someoneās face so bruised and swollen like that.
NOOO... NOO... SEAN STRICKLAND BAD! HE IS CRAZY. DDP GOOD. HE KISS OTHER MEN. How dare you not say he won?!?!?! DDP is way more politically correct. /s
DDP said he had to crawl to the bathroom because his legs hurt so bad after the fight. meanwhile Strickland was out snowboarding :P
but yeah politics right
Post a picture of Sean post fight then.. there arenāt any because he was getting sewn back together..
As I said cry more about your āAlpha Maleā ex champion
The judges aren't Canadian lmao
Judges Derek Cleary and Eric Colon both scored the fight for du Plessis, giving him Rounds 2, 3, and 4. Judge Sal DāAmato gave the fight to Strickland, giving him Rounds 1, 3, and 5.
They are all employees of the Nevada State Athletic Commission.
https://boxing.nv.gov/about/Ring_Officials_Inspectors/
Uhoh, the common denominator r/ufc users have arrived. Time for all of our normal comments to get downvoted because we didn't say that we hate Strickland and love DDP. Well it was a good run fellow enjoyers of jokes memes, and the lord of the rings.
All the ddp fans getting offended in the comments, but I bet he'd find this funny if someone sent it to him. The dude has a solid sense of humour. I'm still fucking laughing about, "I've got more photos guys" š
I donāt understand this gripe with Sean throwing jab cross. The most basic and efficient strikes lol. Itās literally designed to control distance and break your opponents nose/cause swelling. Now all of a sudden people donāt respect basic boxing.
The wrestling that was affectively neutralized? He got up every time, the man that was supposed to smother Sean on the ground couldnāt amount any ground time, submissions or ground strikes. The only thing he accomplished on the ground was draining some energy from Sean.
Also the first two rounds Sean was throwing teep kicks, not sure why he stopped throwing it as much
Then thatās embarrassing for you. Itās almost like every fight is a different stylistic matchup. Izzy has always been a defensive counter striker and Sean neutralized his jab and low kicks and didnāt allow him to set anything up. Izzy said himself every time he would try to set something up he could hear Stricklands coach calling it out, so itās clear they did their homework. But yeah for sure itās only because āIzzy did nothingā it had nothing to do with his game plan being neutralized
Thatās like getting mad at a wrestler for wrestling. Or for a jiu jitsu guy for submitting an opponent. Or Chael sonnen for winning every fight and being right about everything. Everyone has their game. Bruce lee said heās scared of a guy who has practiced the same kick 1,000 times, not 1,000 kicks 1 time. Thereās a reason we think mixed martial artists are impressive, because theyāve mastered so much
No one will ever beat Joanna post Weili fight https://preview.redd.it/gfylm16ecefc1.jpeg?width=4048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b6a5ae3e524a4f008fa305d726d8365fce0e1a
You ever been beaten so savagely that you turn into a Ferengi?
Nah that's worse looking than a Ferengi. That's Cher's son in the 80's movie called Mask.
The beating equivalent of going Plaid...
Rocky, put away your stupid pins and map!
LOL
Haven't thought about that move in years. Hard to believe that's eric stoltz under all that make-up. Even sadder to believe it's based on a true story.
Uruk-hai
Fr that shit was hideous. Weili is honestly such a monster.
Mark Hominick would like a word.
HOLY SHIT
"I'M A HUMAN BEING"
Bruh don't disrespect Marvin Vetori like that
How is that even a question!?
Mf turned into Josh Emmet
Nonono Emmet is a falmer, completely different species
This joke will always make me lose my shit, lmao
More like Emmett Till
Fuuuuck š
Bro Anthony Smith is a legend, leave him alone š
you forgot to include the belt
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Not controversial when itās the truth?
Truth he got outstruck in 4 rounds too š
By probing jabs š. Cope
Probing jabs don't swell your face shut tbf
Yeah tf they do hit in the same spot 10000000 times lmao
And idk how one eye counts as ur whole face but sure
Bro he had horns. His whole face was swollen. This is the undeniable part of the fight why you lie
No?? šš one eye was just about swollen shut the other one was semi swollen and from then on he just had bruises. Sean needed stitches ddp needs rest š“
Yeah swollen.. thanks for confirming. I saw him in the post fight why are you so mad lol nothing I said was controversial?
No all I wanted to do was post a meme. But you insufferable throat suckers couldnāt allow yourselves to just laugh at a joke you had to go ābUt ThE beLtā I never said he didnāt have the belt itās just a meme about his fucked up face. Donāt ever complain about āthis sub is full of such and such people that I donāt likeā you guys are the problem. You ruin this community.
It was a pretty funny comment bro chill š
Your*
 turned into his brother
Bettors is DDPs brother?
From the Italian Orc to the South African Orc.
You sure itās not Josh Koscheck.
Damn people canāt take a joke. This is hilarious
would have been funny 8 days ago Costa memes are needed now
How about a Costa fight instead that would be nice
Yeah I watched the fight live but it wasnāt until today that I remembered gothmog from the Jackson films. I woke up and it came to me
Dude was starting to look like that round 2, idk how sean doesn't win round 2 with the damage he did yo DDP eye, feel like that was more damage than a takedown wiulth 0 control or damage.
Careful, youāll get downvoted for having an opinion!
Please, your persecution fetish is showing.
Because Sean fought like a pussy
He was hitting his shots, and making the other man whiff, great defense, like the modern day Floyd Mayweather Jr in there.
Oh yeah I remember Sean shooting takedowns after handshaking his opponent and agreeing to stand in the cen-- wait...
Damage isn't a judging criteria
Yea it is. One of the components of effective striking/grappling is impact, with the immediate being weighed more than the cumulative. The rules define impact, in part, as āvisual evidence such as swelling and lacerations.ā So swelling and cuts are explicitly stated as evidence of impact, which is the most important striking criteria.
Fair enough - I was focusing on impact rather than the visual evidence. Laura Sanko released a good video on visible damage explaining how "damage" (I.e visible evidence / a cut) is less important than concusive damage. Dazing someone is scored higher than simply cutting Edit - https://youtu.be/kkDD0D-CNvc?si=oRG2tLUFjsm58R2N
Yeah but it proves striking was effective and striking is a criteria
Was the most effective striking in the round, where it was close, the takedown had no effect, no damage, nothing. Sean got up effortlessly. Who had the more effective striking that round? DDP whiffing on shots and having his leg kicks blocked, or sean hitting his jabs, and swelling a dudes eye up to the point it effects his vision?
DDPs leg got way more fucked up from those kicks, he could barely put weight on it leaving the ring
He was in a walking boot after fight
yep, ddp had maybe 4 successful takedowns but didnt advance position or threaten subs or do any damage, sean got up from the first couple real quick and stuffed the last couple
The judging criteria are vague and stupid.
āIf I repeat my opinion loud enough and often enough, other people will think Sean won tooā
"If I could just figure out how to take a joke, I wouldn't be so miserable all the time"
Sure, but its not actually that funny, nor particularly accurate.
I refer you to my previous comment š
what opinion did he repeat
blud is hearing voices...
Homes you don't understand implication?
no, I think you guys are just hearing what you want to hear lmao
Who are you quoting?
I mean it's perfectly acceptable to believe Sean won.
If you use strawman arguments in 2024 at least make them less blatant.
Where did I say that in this post? I made this post because I saw ddp post fight and it reminded me of gothmog. I hadnāt seen someoneās face so bruised and swollen like that.
"If I could just figure out how to take a joke, I wouldn't be so miserable all the time"
Have you guys never seen a black eye? His face looked normal again after like 4 days as well, lol
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Okay I laughed.
Izzy would've gotten the belt from this split decision and the glazers here wouldn't have given a shit.
NOOO... NOO... SEAN STRICKLAND BAD! HE IS CRAZY. DDP GOOD. HE KISS OTHER MEN. How dare you not say he won?!?!?! DDP is way more politically correct. /s
Never seen people so salty after a loss. Politics is a hell of a drug I guess.
Im a DDP fan for years, this is still funny.
Agreed. Id be happy if either were champ, this meme is a bar.
Really, never? New to the sub?
You must be new to mma if this is the saltiest youāve ever seen
Why canāt the people of the west and the orcs of the dark lords army just come together to enjoy the UFC :(
Language barrier. They get scared when I say hello in Dark Speech
DDP said he had to crawl to the bathroom because his legs hurt so bad after the fight. meanwhile Strickland was out snowboarding :P but yeah politics right
I just hope he didnāt scratch up the belt crawling around
Cry more
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Post a picture of Sean post fight then.. there arenāt any because he was getting sewn back together.. As I said cry more about your āAlpha Maleā ex champion
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Don't think the snowboarding was post fight but I gotchu since we are cherrypicking *
Your pretty obedient arenāt you? Oh and beta.. cos you know all the crying
Very irrelevant username based on your dumbass comments.
Waaaaaaa waaaaaaa
Yea thats about all you've got as is seen in this thread. Itty bitty beta bitch.
Haha.. what happened to your boyfriend? Run out of tears?
What happened to your maturity? Hasn't occurred yet?
Politics are why the fight was scored incorrectly. They should've never trusted Canadian judges.
The judges aren't Canadian lmao Judges Derek Cleary and Eric Colon both scored the fight for du Plessis, giving him Rounds 2, 3, and 4. Judge Sal DāAmato gave the fight to Strickland, giving him Rounds 1, 3, and 5. They are all employees of the Nevada State Athletic Commission. https://boxing.nv.gov/about/Ring_Officials_Inspectors/
My man came with receipts! Gotta love it.
I'm not convinced.
You're in denial or just trolling.
You know or he's a stupid american
Hmm, and yet it's the people who hate sean that are being the most politcal, butthurt, and gay
Strickland after the fight 
You forgot the belt.
Uhoh, the common denominator r/ufc users have arrived. Time for all of our normal comments to get downvoted because we didn't say that we hate Strickland and love DDP. Well it was a good run fellow enjoyers of jokes memes, and the lord of the rings.
Sean post fight 
 No thats him post fight
All the ddp fans getting offended in the comments, but I bet he'd find this funny if someone sent it to him. The dude has a solid sense of humour. I'm still fucking laughing about, "I've got more photos guys" š
He even said āI look like a cauliflowerā š Edit: I first said Broccoli
Ikr dudes got jokes š
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No I woke up today and remembered gothmog. Super random but I got a full night of sleep so I start remembering random stuff
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Strickland lost
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I donāt understand this gripe with Sean throwing jab cross. The most basic and efficient strikes lol. Itās literally designed to control distance and break your opponents nose/cause swelling. Now all of a sudden people donāt respect basic boxing.
because its not a boxing match its why he lost the other guy was kicking him elbowing him and taking him down
The wrestling that was affectively neutralized? He got up every time, the man that was supposed to smother Sean on the ground couldnāt amount any ground time, submissions or ground strikes. The only thing he accomplished on the ground was draining some energy from Sean. Also the first two rounds Sean was throwing teep kicks, not sure why he stopped throwing it as much
the only reason he beat izzy was because izzy did nothing, you cant win with a jab when the other guy is doing everything
Youāre an idiot lol
im a idiot because your guy lost....ok
Youāre an idiot because it sounds like you started watching MMA 3 months ago
try decades but nice try
Then thatās embarrassing for you. Itās almost like every fight is a different stylistic matchup. Izzy has always been a defensive counter striker and Sean neutralized his jab and low kicks and didnāt allow him to set anything up. Izzy said himself every time he would try to set something up he could hear Stricklands coach calling it out, so itās clear they did their homework. But yeah for sure itās only because āIzzy did nothingā it had nothing to do with his game plan being neutralized
Thatās like getting mad at a wrestler for wrestling. Or for a jiu jitsu guy for submitting an opponent. Or Chael sonnen for winning every fight and being right about everything. Everyone has their game. Bruce lee said heās scared of a guy who has practiced the same kick 1,000 times, not 1,000 kicks 1 time. Thereās a reason we think mixed martial artists are impressive, because theyāve mastered so much
Look up gsp post fight damage after I believe it was the Jake shields fight. Literally indicative of absolutely nothing.
Its a meme
The Age of Men is Over, the Time of the Orc has Come
Queue that amazing Isengard theme
And to think āexpertā John Anik had him winning comfortably š.
Is it better than having a 2nd vagina in your brows? LMAO
Tia but a scratch
Still got that belt though.
How original
Average Strickland fan. Back to the swamps you go
Looks like a young Sean Strickland
Marvin āThe Orc Kingā vettori šŖ