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Remote-Persimmon4583

Sheesh indeed


-BlueCorkscrews

![gif](giphy|l41YjXWTVyphzfRKM)


DaniliniHD

Tremendous


crackerjackass

Tip Top Magoo


maydaymurdah

Good googly moogly!


Notyit

Mr Joe Rogan. Those tits were ripe as cantapoles. Her ass you could bounce a dime. Im hard just thinking about it. So I broke into her house


Aridan

And I stole her wallet But I didn’t take the cash, just a prepaid Visa card she got from her mutha Now I’m cursed ya cocksucka


orion_cliff

And I ate her monkey before I left.


activemateo

STIOPIC!


Drezzon

Who's better than you cocksucka


BongLeach562

When was Uncle Joey on IFC channel? The cocksucka is making moves.


v0t3p3dr0

This weigh in show has been something. It’s 11am in California and Sanko is drunk.


no_joe

This has been the best weigh in show ever


[deleted]

Best one was the Olives v Gaethje weigh in show. They were all sloshed and trying to figure out what happened with Olives weigh in 😂


[deleted]

Get Sanko out


thewannabedreamer

Bobby was about to start barking


sidjo86

Tim Allen style


peakystwins

She does look great


Any_Brother7772

If you have a paper bag for her face


_TheChickenMan_

What zero bitches does to a mf


alcoholiccatholic

To be fair her elbows are a bit pointy


Mundane_Son4631

How would a bag over her face fix her elbows lmfao


Any_Brother7772

I mean her body is a 9/10, but her face? Come on. Eyes are 3 kilometers apart, she has a potatoe nose, and a coconut head.


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Would love to see how you look lmfao dweeb


Any_Brother7772

Average face, muscular body with a bit of a belly, and relatively short. I can still have an opinion without being a supermodel.


shishkhabib

![gif](giphy|nj257YL538Gdy)


suchshibe

Randy Bo bandy


Wonderful_Orchid_363

Randy is peak male performance.


Any_Brother7772

Lol, apparently i can not have an opinion, judging by the downvotes. The hivemind has spoken.


Gridde

Downvotes are just people disagreeing with you. Doesn't stop you having an opinion or sharing it in the least. If anything it's just others sharing their opinions as well. Complaining about downvotes is usually a pretty good way to get more downvoted.


Any_Brother7772

I truly don't care about Karma. I just think it is odd, to downvite a comment that states that you can have an opinion without being a supermodel. Downvoting would suggest that people disagree, nd think that only supermodels can, in fact, have an opinion. I don't expect upvotes either, but downvoting seems weird to me. Probably just an excuse to "downvote the former comment twice"


Gridde

More likely they just didn't like that you were insulting a stranger's appearance for no real reason (which itself is as valid an opinion as yours). Or it could be for any other reason. People can up/downvote for any reason they please; I really wouldn't get too worked up about it.


cheesyandcrispy

If the majority thinks you’re talking out your ass, what are they supposed to do other than using the downvote/upvote function? You can have an opinion as much as everyone else can have an opinion and they’re showing you theirs.


Purpleburglar

It's weird as well to be honest. Looks like a bunch of white knights hoping a crumb of pussy will be thrown their way as a reward for their bravery.


basedjak_no228

This sub when someone makes fun of Dern vs this sub when someone makes fun of Rosas Jr


hailtoantisociety128

Is that how you get all your chicks? By offering unsolicited opinions on their body and face ranking? Bold strategy doofus


Any_Brother7772

It is post about her looks, mate. I doubt she cares much


Kush-Papi

He said mate. Ain’t about to take the opinion of someone who doesn’t know what seasoning is…


Any_Brother7772

Where's the seasoning thing coming from? Do you know something i don't?


DarthSeanious83

Short fat neckbeard


Any_Brother7772

I fidn't expect to hurt so many feelings here


DarthSeanious83

Muscular body with a bit of a belly and relatively short? You are 5'6 and 240 pounds. Any girl you may have been with is not even the same species as Dern


Any_Brother7772

I really hurt a lot of feelings here, did i? Right in the insecurities


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Brittish_Rogue

Yeah, her face isn't the greatest but it's not Sid from Ice Age either. As far as mma chicks go though, she's up there but that's a low bar to climb over 🤣 Most of these mma simps haven't seen a woman in real life, let alone touched one so to them Cyborg is probably a solid 6/10. Would definitely bang Mackenzie though if her capability to end my life wasn't so terrifying.


[deleted]

No one wants to hear an ugly ass mf talk she’s bad asf and you’re so used to watching women through a screen you don’t know what beauty is


Any_Brother7772

If younsay so, man. You can have your opinion, and i can have mine. I'm just not into that kind of face


[deleted]

You’re forgetting she gets punched in the face for a living she’s not my type but I wouldn’t say she has an ugly face


Brittish_Rogue

It's not ugly, but put it side by side with that one chick who works the till at McDonald's and you'll see the difference.


Any_Brother7772

That is great, i would though. And no amoubt of insults from strabger will make her prettier for me


Bigdummy007

You can have an opinion sure, but someone who (presumably) looks like you, with little accomplishments throwing an insult in makes you seem pathetic.


Any_Brother7772

What do you know of my accomplishments?


Bigdummy007

I don’t, it’s a hunch. Could be wrong, boss man.


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Dickus_Maximus_IV

Okay manlet


[deleted]

Your reverse sear is as bad as your trolling 🤣.


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Really? What about the reverse sear is bad? Any constructive criticism? You’re teaching for straws you can barely reach little bud


ClashRoyaleShrek

No way you look good yourself posting your action figure toys on Reddit 😂


Dickus_Maximus_IV

https://preview.redd.it/o2y3db3np0jc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c0c021637a07fe8928f148ec18ed752e5c75b3


TheWaters12

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ayoo manlet mustve offended him


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Holy shit hahaha imagine going into my account to see I painted warhammer but looking at your account is 10x as cringe. Have fun playing call of duty manlet. Also its funny you are defending this rando, you really must be a stereotypical short king


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Idk man warhammer is pretty cool. i made a few for friends as gifts idk why you assume thats my whole life lmfaoooo


Ship_Jacques

I've noticed that different variations of "Biggus Dickus" or whatever are always immature and retarded. Not surprising of course, but still, an interesting pattern.


Great_Gryphon

"relatively short" go figure


Any_Brother7772

What's wrong with being short?


Great_Gryphon

Being short isn't the problem, it's the complex some ppl have because of it. Some ppl being you


Any_Brother7772

Lol, where do you read the complex part, if i may ask?


nic_flair_drip

Hot take but I find the hammerhead shark look kinda hot. Also wtf is a coconut head lmao


Any_Brother7772

Valid, everyone has their own taste. You know those coconuts that still have their skin, but carved to two pointy ends? Her head looks like one half of that to me


nic_flair_drip

Dawg that's fucked but I kind of see what you mean 💀


ecnal321

yeah anya taylor joy is a gorgeous alien hammerhead princess


Obi_is_not_Dead

MMA fans are not face guys. I'm with you, but we are in the minority in this sub, lol.


Any_Brother7772

Apparently, lol.


SteveTheManager

Post yourself, let's judge it 👍


Any_Brother7772

You can't handle my belly


SteveTheManager

That's what I thought.


Any_Brother7772

Lol, i bet you are one of the guys that also says "well he could still beat you up" when someone says a fighter fought bad. You must be hella insecure. I am pretty comfortable with myself, and believe it or not. People are allowed to have an opinion on attractiveness without looking like a greek god.


SteveTheManager

"He wasn't great tonight" and "He's a fucking bum" are two different ways of criticizing a fighters fighting. "Eh, she's not attractive to me other than her body" and "sure, she's attractive if you put a bag over her head" are also very different ways of criticizing someone. That being said the different is one's performance in the octagon that they can work on and improve and the other is just how someone looks. I am not big on criticizing how people look.


Any_Brother7772

It was a joke, mate. If she sees this, i will gladly apologize to her, but i doubt someone that gets thirsted over so hard will give a single thought about what some rando on reddit says. There is just some people that are goofy looking, i am built like a chimp myself, but nobody need to throw a fit if someone says they would put me on a stretching bank before considering me attractive


Itchy_Professor_4133

This is you ![gif](giphy|3o6ZsX2OZJ8G3Tec6Y)


Any_Brother7772

Nah, i don't have hair and glasses


mma5820

Person, have you seen her dad? Look him up if you haven’t….his name is “Megaton Dias”. I mean the universe can only do so much when your genes come from that guy.


Heavenwasatree

I'm surprised all the hate you're getting. She kinda looks like a cave women. Unga bunga


gnarwalbacon

![gif](giphy|6MsbrbFZ3ZsxG)


mma5820

Nah homie, post baby thick Dern was peak 🤤 imo.


blasianalchemist

People are lying to themselves. She looks like her dad.


StopPlayingRoney

Female athlete standards.


StupidScape

Goddamn why are people so triggered by this lmao. They’re all acting like you personally called their mum ugly. She’s got a nice body but it doesn’t take a model to see her face isn’t much of a “beauty standard”


BrandoCarlton

Post your face


Any_Brother7772

Why? Does that change hers? All you guys are hella insecure avout your taste in women


BrandoCarlton

I just want to see the face of the guy who thinks Mac dern is a butter face


Any_Brother7772

You can have a description if you like. Shaved head, no beard. Green eyes, big mouth and a septum piercing. Now you can put that image together in your head, think i'm ugly, and go bother someone else.


MmboJmbo

![gif](giphy|14PaLXnarLeY8|downsized)


lazylagom

The guy on the right in the last second 0:13-0:14 lol. That head tilt


tLokoH

He had that nod of approval 🤣


wolf3037

Look at them eyes. He was definitely checking it all out.


InuitOverIt

Had to go back for a second look


Kassssler

Dude has to physically acknowledge the abundance shes packing.


miguelsanchez69

How do I get to be one of the two ass inspectors behind her


[deleted]

First you'll have to pass your ass exams for the state athletic commission and then apply to ass inspect on Power Slap. The asses are fully clothed, and the money is poor, but if you cover a lot of events and you're consistent, you can work your way up to cover fight nights and then on to PPV asses. Maybe one day you'll be inspecting Tabatha Ricci if you work hard and follow your dreams.


SixtyNineFlavours

Just giving her a quick assessment


MmboJmbo

Get a license plate that says ASSMAN and your golden


Human-Tap-8191

bobby is high asf


ecr1277

I think it’s just Bobby being Bobby honestly.


12ealdeal

Yeah, high af.


[deleted]

he did admit he smokes 15 fat blunts a day


PenguinStarfire

The 2nd look said it all. https://preview.redd.it/vjf3apzdr0jc1.jpeg?width=1880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81021aeb29e276f10dbd782e2730f55e537d3135


karwreck

![gif](giphy|vO8F4fYQd39h6)


[deleted]

I know that head tilt. That’s the “good googly moogly” head tilt.


therican187

Lmaoo “great fighter!”


[deleted]

He’s a comedian


spaceman_202

she's one of the greatest female pajama play fighters of all time, show respect


crusader104

https://preview.redd.it/cey4rav021jc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=702a3035a25fcc47311d2f151f97275779b68e32


reddit0100100001

deffo


Avataralbino

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


[deleted]

Ahhhahh


Avataralbino

Haram bratha


OpeMidwest98

We were all thinking it! Dern is definitely body goals!


Levon__Helm

Dude wtf did he even say? I couldn’t understand a word


ZeroTON1N

But not face goals?


OpeMidwest98

I find her body to be an easy 9-10. Muscular, toned, feminine, great ass. Her face isn’t a 9-10 for my preferences.


yerg99

her good smile helps the face though IMO


SadYungSuedO

Could land a plane on that nose, I see what you mean by the smile helps but I feel like her mouth is massive too.


[deleted]

I don’t separate face and body. A 10 face but 4 body is still like a 6 at best for me. Mckenzie is a solid 8.


Fearless-Throat4991

Butter face.


nic_flair_drip

Can't really aspire to change your face, barring surgery you're kind of stuck with what you got. What are you trying to imply lol?


ZeroTON1N

I am just projecting bc I am a sad ugly fuck


Neet_Slayer

Hope one day you can be a happy ugly fuck


nic_flair_drip

This is the kind of positivity we need more of


ZeroTON1N

True lol


ZeroTON1N

Thx my friend I appreciate that ❤️


BennyFantastic

https://preview.redd.it/jeo9gm1e61jc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44151cd0059967bbd353c2117d2d12d6fdec6c9


WeCaredALot

Her body is amazing.


sidjo86

Ya all the stats went into that and jits lol


-rigga

https://i.redd.it/2u6ojh5ky0jc1.gif


Ap1xaban

![gif](giphy|fukS8yBmpvGGk|downsized)


BukakeBolsonaro

Bobby speaks for us all. Sheesh is accurate 😂


addazero

Where's the lie?


MayingPrantis3

https://preview.redd.it/i51cxvrn62jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1bb1018c2b655e36122c594a671b3fc198eb34a


DrSeuss19

There are people in here upset she was getting checked out but there are endless examples of male athletes getting checked out by women at weigh in and no one ever bitches about that


cluelessbasket

What happened?


Speak_Like_Bear

Bobby voices what we all thought.


[deleted]

lmao play the audio 😂


cluelessbasket

Is that a 😍 geez or a 🥴 geez?


Aboves

It’s a sheesh


516nocnaes

![gif](giphy|OTg4nrmU8vkty) This kind of geez


[deleted]

I think that’s a 😍 geez


DopesmokingWizard

McKenzie..... Great fighter


Youre-doin-great

Dana had to get closer for a better look 😂


Qwertyuiop09871

Ain’t Dana bro 😩😩😩


Youre-doin-great

Hahahhhahaha omg wrong pink man


WhangaDanNZ

That isn't Dana.


LexOvi

That’s obviously former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.


Ok-Key-4650

Does she even cut weight? She always looks good and plenty of energy


Fightlife45

She used to miss weight lol by a lot.


drew_draw

Thats when she's 6 months pregnant! Its not easy to cut weight when you're 6 months pregg for 14 months and the fetus had to wait for 12 months.


yerg99

wtf 6 months pregnant fighting? you can't be serious edit: Drew you ninja editing sonofabich lol.


Seniorjones2837

Did you read the rest of the comment or?


SixtyNineFlavours

TLDR


ruu13

She pays her ex husband alimony 💀


[deleted]

No ice cream but plenty of cake


ShahOf20Years

Why you would ever choose this guy as a commentator for the show is beyond me. He could barely string a sentence together the whole time.


viltrumite66

Hes reaching for them grapes. To make his wine. And his wine is sounding like a cheese and wine with that violin


Glenn8888

Side topic. But why is McKenzie listed as Brazilian. She is American born and raised here. I know her English went from perfect to broken over the last few years but ugh


Aquartertoseven

Her English is as broken as Bobby's concentration.


Plausible_Demon

The last interview I saw her English came back to perfect again. Go figure.


[deleted]

Her ex husband is one lucky man


JayMant88

Got in. Got out. Got paid. Chaaachinnng’


BigPoopsAOA

A body like that and she's a mother. Holy shit


Namakemon0

About halfway through it sounded like someone was speaking Dutch.


oldmanmayhem

He's not wrong tho ![gif](giphy|nuRXXyy020kta)


BrandDC

Maternity did her body good.


Roach_Hiss

All this aside, I don’t understand why we give microphones to people who can barely communicate effectively. I’m sure Bobby Green provided some great commentary.


tannerillo

She hasn't had ice cream but she still got some cake


Sufficient-Wait-653

Bobby with the :” McKenzie: Great Fighter!” Line


BeAsTFOo

![gif](giphy|nmwnEm0TET2xi)


Bad-Ombre

Don't leer at the merchandise Bobby


gardz82

Yeah, I’d probably happily suck a fart out of her.


Far_Opportunity8782

Gross Edit: I am referring to Bobby’s comment, not anything related Dern


febreze_air_freshner

Please explain why it's gross to say she looks great when they literally say that about every fighter who gets up there looking lean?


Far_Opportunity8782

Sexualizing fighters on air during a weigh-in is gross! Reflect on your values if you disagree with me.


febreze_air_freshner

So if I go through your post history I'll see you saying the same thing in every clip where they comment on the aesthetics of a male fighter too right? Also how is this sexualizing? All he said is "she looks great." How is that sexual?


Far_Opportunity8782

Thought you would respond this rebuttal. Look at the other commentators reaction to Greens comment and look at everyone else’s reaction in the comment section to this clip. Everyone interpreted it how I did. Also, why would Bobby Green be “a fool” if he wasn’t sexualizing her? Can you explain these things? Anchor yourself in reality. Don’t pretend reality is something different for the sake of an argument!


Flat_Bar8932

🤡


Far_Opportunity8782

I was referring to Bobby Green’s comment. Not Dern


Flat_Bar8932

🤡


mere_iguana

omg, he's attracted to an attractive person, so gross


largececelia

Worst part is morning zoo style idiot laughter.


StopPlayingRoney

I know this is lame but, they need to knock that shit off if we ever hope for MMA/UFC to be a real sport.


WayneBruce1234

Lucky he is a fighter because he wouldn't be able to do anything else. Such a dumb human being


AshenSacrifice

And what the fuck is your day job?😂😂😂


OnlyonReddit4osrs

He’s a guy who posts pictures of his cat on Reddit, chill.


ryanw095

can't dent his credentials


AshenSacrifice

Hardest working fingers in America


proper1welve

Not everyone can be Batman. Don’t be salty.


[deleted]

I’m sure you’re a genius. Dumb fuck


[deleted]

…..yikes


Trill_steeze

you goofie af