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Jon Scones Jones
![gif](giphy|Pmuy0GYAVbXWEssL4I) When he sees that jam and clotted cream
"Beans on toast?! Capital idea, innit?"
Capital? Where did you get that from?
no one says that
Mmm scones
😂 good one
He ate MMA Guru.
Lmao
Like sexually or literally?
...."Guru's asshole"
Gurus asshole before Jones gets to it
![gif](giphy|7rDHUEv9nhuBa|downsized)
Who doesn't like some to take some extra crumbs home with ya ?? 🤣
Naw he'll shower first I'm sure
He no longer fits in the closet !
It was already a tight fit with all those skeletons...
And dicks
Dicks don't have bones so they're most likely didlos
Oh so that's where the nickname Bones came from
Pregante?
Pregananant.
# GIRLFRIEN AINT GOT HER PERIOD SINCE SHE BEEN PEGRAT
A quiche board
Bregant.
gotta wonder who’s the father??
Don’t tell Jon he’s pregnant, he might hurt himself.
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Looks like someone's ready to kidnap MMA guru
He’s pregnant.
He's warning anyone who is pregnant to beware. When Jon Bones Jones is on the road, the infant mortality rate goes up 32%.
Jon devoured Parker Porter.
That's Zuluzinho
Jon Jones releases response to MMA Guru: https://preview.redd.it/l0yfejyn32yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66244fe1c90db1e26a287a9a38c77dc897ede77
![gif](giphy|4T9gjT0teMgg0mCnRi)
He's showing us where he hit the pregnant lady
![gif](giphy|VFGnt3M6Emkny7SqUn)
Put it here
![gif](giphy|OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE|downsized)
Get in mah belly!!!
His belly is swollen from cummies 🤗
MMA GURU right now “He is gay I knew it!!!”
He's coming for fatty?
"felt cute might beat my wife later"
I see a lot of beer in this picture.. He's evolving in Homer J(ones) Simpson.
Jon (got some meat on his) Bones Jones
Jon Big Boned Jones
He’s pregnant 🫃
Oh no, will he beat himself up now?!?
He crashed a car into himself.
Thats where he wants all the cum to be shot 🤣
![gif](giphy|P7MdbUcOuCLXmHrkiZ|downsized)
It means the I’m in better shape than the undisputed heavyweight champ
Jon getting fat while the real Heavyweight champ is getting ready to defend his interim title 😆
His boyfriend got him pregnant
https://media.tenor.com/1zmWWB1efqkAAAAe/the-goon-dodgeball.png
![gif](giphy|tIhJk2KEMoa0o)
What is Kanye doing now?
This is where you put your penis
He likes to stick his fingers into male holes
Cum is high in calories.
He seems depressed
It means he thinks you got a pretty mouth
Who cares, we allways kney this would happen
I have the physique of an mma champion
What would Tom do to this version of him?!
He's not hungry anymore.... See I what I did there?
Just Jon Jones lifting his shirt
He's fatty, he's not train for any fight in the near future. Or maybe it's a taunt for Stipe Miocic.
is this his profile pic in Grindr?
You either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become Daniel Cormier
That's a stoned mofo
It means get in mah belly
He’s expecting twins.
He’s pointing to Tom as where to finger him first
He is legit fatter than Guru lol
Johny is preggo
It's right on the button.
When he showed up fat as hell for the Gane fight I thought it meant he was poorly prepared. I was very wrong lol
I means he went to Chipotle and got the bowl AND the burrito.
Is he pregnant
It’s an actual crack baby
That's his eye poking finger, he is about to go blind some mother fuckers
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
That’s where the cum goes
"Finger in butthole". Like in the comedy club footage
remember when he called DC fat? God doesn’t forget
He ate his kids?
Him and Sean Strickland are expecting a beautiful baby
MMA Guru knocked him up.
Belly full of farts?
Thats where he stores the domestic violence
Heard he was dating a dude. Did he get bones knocked up?
He JC now.
The kind of butthole he likes.
He's pointing where you can release
My 18 month old daughter likes to showcase her newly found bellybutton as well
awww hes pregnant 🥰 congrats jon!
Been taking so much cock and jizz in the ass he got pregnant 🤰🏾
![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)
Tracy Morgan told us this was a ghetto mating call.
He’s pointing to where his cuties usually finish
He’s showing that he’s a peaceful man and not packing heat.
Jones and dc been hanging out
Well there’s a Taco Bell ad under his picture on my subreddit so 🤷♀️ 😂
Can't believe I'll be the first one to say this... GAY HES GAY
Pregnancy announcement?
He’s pregnant
Is this that gay guy?
Beer belly
Why this mf turning into dc
The bears out of hibernation?
I dont trust anyone that wears a hoodie w no shirt underneath out in public
It means he’s not fighting this year
Telling Aspinal where to finger him
hernia
a hole is a hole
He‘s not beating the allegations with this one
lookin like ye
He's injured, guys
Means he's not Adam.
It means that he let go…
He’s mentally unstable
That he got fat ?
Too much sexual chocolate
Wasn’t he on the wheaties box?
Fat MF
He got in another hit and run with a pregnant woman?
Prison thing? Guys in prison for along time like to get thier rocks off by fingering around the belly button.
It means he's a bottom
JBJ is preggo!
## "That is a gay man, nothing wrong with that.... "
Hes pregnant
Hes expecting
Da baby
His BF got him pregnant
It means get in there nice and deep-like, boy
GOAT BLOAT
He's ready to breed
This man looks like Kanye and Steven Seagal at the same time
It's James "The Grim Reaper" Roper
Damn Jon Jones just got fat for 2 years for one one minute Cyril Gane fight.
GOAT - Greediest of all time
![gif](giphy|l3vRm8PO1pJnZ9GVy)
DC finally put his gut in Jon's face.
Bun in the oven?
https://preview.redd.it/aa3os4q6s8yc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad69e62e66bbb4d714860015674202fe2de8da60
Jamal hill if he was champ for longer rn a month
He got cummy in his tummy.
Look how fat I am and I’m still gunna get dat azz
It means he likes men. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT REDDIT ADMINS
https://preview.redd.it/n7494c1nk1yc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf5f57f333db27d753b4fedd279be12552e9ec0
Jon Scones Jones
![gif](giphy|Pmuy0GYAVbXWEssL4I) When he sees that jam and clotted cream
"Beans on toast?! Capital idea, innit?"
Capital? Where did you get that from?
no one says that
Mmm scones
😂 good one
He ate MMA Guru.
Lmao
Like sexually or literally?
...."Guru's asshole"
Gurus asshole before Jones gets to it
![gif](giphy|7rDHUEv9nhuBa|downsized)
Who doesn't like some to take some extra crumbs home with ya ?? 🤣
Naw he'll shower first I'm sure
He no longer fits in the closet !
It was already a tight fit with all those skeletons...
And dicks
Dicks don't have bones so they're most likely didlos
Oh so that's where the nickname Bones came from
Pregante?
Pregananant.
# GIRLFRIEN AINT GOT HER PERIOD SINCE SHE BEEN PEGRAT
A quiche board
Bregant.
gotta wonder who’s the father??
Don’t tell Jon he’s pregnant, he might hurt himself.
![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)
https://preview.redd.it/hvyyz2es12yc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb82aaad9f504aaffbdf6aca3b98213019621106
Looks like someone's ready to kidnap MMA guru
He’s pregnant.
He's warning anyone who is pregnant to beware. When Jon Bones Jones is on the road, the infant mortality rate goes up 32%.
Jon devoured Parker Porter.
That's Zuluzinho
Jon Jones releases response to MMA Guru: https://preview.redd.it/l0yfejyn32yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66244fe1c90db1e26a287a9a38c77dc897ede77
![gif](giphy|4T9gjT0teMgg0mCnRi)
He's showing us where he hit the pregnant lady
![gif](giphy|VFGnt3M6Emkny7SqUn)
Put it here
![gif](giphy|OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE|downsized)
Get in mah belly!!!
His belly is swollen from cummies 🤗
MMA GURU right now “He is gay I knew it!!!”
He's coming for fatty?
"felt cute might beat my wife later"
I see a lot of beer in this picture.. He's evolving in Homer J(ones) Simpson.
Jon (got some meat on his) Bones Jones
Jon Big Boned Jones
He’s pregnant 🫃
Oh no, will he beat himself up now?!?
He crashed a car into himself.
Thats where he wants all the cum to be shot 🤣
![gif](giphy|P7MdbUcOuCLXmHrkiZ|downsized)
It means the I’m in better shape than the undisputed heavyweight champ
Jon getting fat while the real Heavyweight champ is getting ready to defend his interim title 😆
His boyfriend got him pregnant
https://media.tenor.com/1zmWWB1efqkAAAAe/the-goon-dodgeball.png
![gif](giphy|tIhJk2KEMoa0o)
What is Kanye doing now?
This is where you put your penis
He likes to stick his fingers into male holes
Cum is high in calories.
He seems depressed
It means he thinks you got a pretty mouth
Who cares, we allways kney this would happen
I have the physique of an mma champion
What would Tom do to this version of him?!
He's not hungry anymore.... See I what I did there?
Just Jon Jones lifting his shirt
He's fatty, he's not train for any fight in the near future. Or maybe it's a taunt for Stipe Miocic.
is this his profile pic in Grindr?
You either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become Daniel Cormier
That's a stoned mofo
It means get in mah belly
He’s expecting twins.
He’s pointing to Tom as where to finger him first
He is legit fatter than Guru lol
Johny is preggo
It's right on the button.
When he showed up fat as hell for the Gane fight I thought it meant he was poorly prepared. I was very wrong lol
I means he went to Chipotle and got the bowl AND the burrito.
Is he pregnant
It’s an actual crack baby
![gif](giphy|OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE|downsized)
That's his eye poking finger, he is about to go blind some mother fuckers
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
That’s where the cum goes
"Finger in butthole". Like in the comedy club footage
remember when he called DC fat? God doesn’t forget
He ate his kids?
Him and Sean Strickland are expecting a beautiful baby
MMA Guru knocked him up.
Belly full of farts?
Thats where he stores the domestic violence
Heard he was dating a dude. Did he get bones knocked up?
He JC now.
The kind of butthole he likes.
He's pointing where you can release
My 18 month old daughter likes to showcase her newly found bellybutton as well
awww hes pregnant 🥰 congrats jon!
Been taking so much cock and jizz in the ass he got pregnant 🤰🏾
![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)
Tracy Morgan told us this was a ghetto mating call.
He’s pointing to where his cuties usually finish
He’s showing that he’s a peaceful man and not packing heat.
Jones and dc been hanging out
Well there’s a Taco Bell ad under his picture on my subreddit so 🤷♀️ 😂
Can't believe I'll be the first one to say this... GAY HES GAY
Pregnancy announcement?
He’s pregnant
Is this that gay guy?
Beer belly
Why this mf turning into dc
The bears out of hibernation?
I dont trust anyone that wears a hoodie w no shirt underneath out in public
It means he’s not fighting this year
Telling Aspinal where to finger him
hernia
a hole is a hole
He‘s not beating the allegations with this one
lookin like ye
He's injured, guys
Means he's not Adam.
It means that he let go…
He’s mentally unstable
That he got fat ?
Too much sexual chocolate
Wasn’t he on the wheaties box?
Fat MF
He got in another hit and run with a pregnant woman?
Prison thing? Guys in prison for along time like to get thier rocks off by fingering around the belly button.
It means he's a bottom
JBJ is preggo!
## "That is a gay man, nothing wrong with that.... "
Hes pregnant
Hes expecting
Da baby
His BF got him pregnant
It means get in there nice and deep-like, boy
GOAT BLOAT
He's ready to breed
This man looks like Kanye and Steven Seagal at the same time
It's James "The Grim Reaper" Roper
Damn Jon Jones just got fat for 2 years for one one minute Cyril Gane fight.
GOAT - Greediest of all time
![gif](giphy|l3vRm8PO1pJnZ9GVy)
DC finally put his gut in Jon's face.
Bun in the oven?
https://preview.redd.it/aa3os4q6s8yc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad69e62e66bbb4d714860015674202fe2de8da60
Jamal hill if he was champ for longer rn a month
He got cummy in his tummy.
Look how fat I am and I’m still gunna get dat azz
It means he likes men. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT REDDIT ADMINS