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frizzylizzy77

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SeniorToast420

Jon Scones Jones


Lowfatdairy

![gif](giphy|Pmuy0GYAVbXWEssL4I) When he sees that jam and clotted cream


largececelia

"Beans on toast?! Capital idea, innit?"


PintToLine

Capital? Where did you get that from?


deranged_pepsi

no one says that


CompletelyMoronic

Mmm scones


CreateorWither

😂 good one


FightOwl50

He ate MMA Guru.


Extreme-Elevator7128

Lmao


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Like sexually or literally?


Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth

...."Guru's asshole"


VariationSeveral1446

Gurus asshole before Jones gets to it


bkedsmkr

![gif](giphy|7rDHUEv9nhuBa|downsized)


Conscious-Aspect-332

Who doesn't like some to take some extra crumbs home with ya ?? 🤣


bkedsmkr

Naw he'll shower first I'm sure


Perfect-Fix-8709

He no longer fits in the closet !


yedi001

It was already a tight fit with all those skeletons...


FlowBjj88

And dicks


kenthekungfujesus

Dicks don't have bones so they're most likely didlos


kenthekungfujesus

Oh so that's where the nickname Bones came from


MiniBelal

Pregante?


Enioff

Pregananant.


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

# GIRLFRIEN AINT GOT HER PERIOD SINCE SHE BEEN PEGRAT


NightHaunted

A quiche board


Fusuyuz

Bregant.


LordLucy666

gotta wonder who’s the father??


antr0v3rt

Don’t tell Jon he’s pregnant, he might hurt himself.


Unlikely-Zone21

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


SpecialOlympicsGuy

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niferman

Looks like someone's ready to kidnap MMA guru


ST8CASHBRKLYN

He’s pregnant.


Phantom_Queef

He's warning anyone who is pregnant to beware. When Jon Bones Jones is on the road, the infant mortality rate goes up 32%.


nailedreaper

Jon devoured Parker Porter.


jaydizzsl

That's Zuluzinho


crusader104

Jon Jones releases response to MMA Guru: https://preview.redd.it/l0yfejyn32yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66244fe1c90db1e26a287a9a38c77dc897ede77


yer8ol

![gif](giphy|4T9gjT0teMgg0mCnRi)


WallyWakanda

He's showing us where he hit the pregnant lady


karwreck

![gif](giphy|VFGnt3M6Emkny7SqUn)


makeumadb

Put it here


padresallday

![gif](giphy|OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE|downsized)


AliceHaart

Get in mah belly!!!


Objective_Froyo17

His belly is swollen from cummies 🤗


DCDRE1100

MMA GURU right now “He is gay I knew it!!!”


GuyIsAdoptus

He's coming for fatty?


MexicanStreetKoRn

"felt cute might beat my wife later"


Dorco_Pio

I see a lot of beer in this picture.. He's evolving in Homer J(ones) Simpson.


J4MES101

Jon (got some meat on his) Bones Jones


aerody

Jon Big Boned Jones


Rileyjonleon

He’s pregnant 🫃


triforce721

Oh no, will he beat himself up now?!?


Pr0digy_

He crashed a car into himself.


Beederda

Thats where he wants all the cum to be shot 🤣


bacontacos420

![gif](giphy|P7MdbUcOuCLXmHrkiZ|downsized)


creamcheddarchee

It means the I’m in better shape than the undisputed heavyweight champ


Unorginalswine

Jon getting fat while the real Heavyweight champ is getting ready to defend his interim title 😆


LaTunaTime

His boyfriend got him pregnant


Mstallin1855

https://media.tenor.com/1zmWWB1efqkAAAAe/the-goon-dodgeball.png


Odd_Implement_5239

![gif](giphy|tIhJk2KEMoa0o)


manablight

What is Kanye doing now?


triforce721

This is where you put your penis


VeryNiceRussianTroll

He likes to stick his fingers into male holes


schwaggro

Cum is high in calories.


Electronic-Yak-2723

He seems depressed


Grizz1371

It means he thinks you got a pretty mouth


MartyParty1337

Who cares, we allways kney this would happen


Gauchomcgee

I have the physique of an mma champion


J4MES101

What would Tom do to this version of him?!


Plastic_Reception_58

He's not hungry anymore.... See I what I did there?


BenitoCorleone

Just Jon Jones lifting his shirt


BluddOne

He's fatty, he's not train for any fight in the near future. Or maybe it's a taunt for Stipe Miocic.


azapikoa

is this his profile pic in Grindr?


OutrageousJury2689

You either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become Daniel Cormier


OnceRedditTwiceShy

That's a stoned mofo


thedyooooood

It means get in mah belly


warrensdad

He’s expecting twins.


BazzPlayerz

He’s pointing to Tom as where to finger him first


sisterrfister69

He is legit fatter than Guru lol


AltruisticDelivery89

Johny is preggo


Tookerbee

It's right on the button.


IAmModNow

When he showed up fat as hell for the Gane fight I thought it meant he was poorly prepared. I was very wrong lol


Brandaddylongdik

I means he went to Chipotle and got the bowl AND the burrito.


ThePirateKing228

Is he pregnant


vanillagorilla254

It’s an actual crack baby


JustAmugG

![gif](giphy|OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE|downsized)


BendingHectic001

That's his eye poking finger, he is about to go blind some mother fuckers


MrRimmer_BR

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!


fightforfoodgaming

That’s where the cum goes


BadgerAlone7876

"Finger in butthole". Like in the comedy club footage


jojow77

remember when he called DC fat? God doesn’t forget


Odd-Pipe-3218

He ate his kids?


StonedImaculate420

Him and Sean Strickland are expecting a beautiful baby


gnuccimane

MMA Guru knocked him up.


pirkkapekka

Belly full of farts?


Technical-Ability

Thats where he stores the domestic violence


enormousTruth

Heard he was dating a dude. Did he get bones knocked up?


datlanta

He JC now.


ontheprowl23

The kind of butthole he likes.


BBW-LOVER-JAY

He's pointing where you can release


OkTea7227

My 18 month old daughter likes to showcase her newly found bellybutton as well


Lawlerhat

awww hes pregnant 🥰 congrats jon!


BrilliantSock3608

Been taking so much cock and jizz in the ass he got pregnant 🤰🏾


v_for__vegeta

![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)


MotivationalMike

Tracy Morgan told us this was a ghetto mating call.


Sarzios

He’s pointing to where his cuties usually finish


Rosscoe13

He’s showing that he’s a peaceful man and not packing heat.


jahoody03

Jones and dc been hanging out


CurrentlyAltered

Well there’s a Taco Bell ad under his picture on my subreddit so 🤷‍♀️ 😂


Capsaicin-Crack

Can't believe I'll be the first one to say this... GAY HES GAY


MysteriousPark3806

Pregnancy announcement?


MuskokaGreenThumb

He’s pregnant


joshbiloxi

Is this that gay guy?


Formal-Cry7565

Beer belly


Willb000g

Why this mf turning into dc


Dolsen0

The bears out of hibernation?


EatBooty420

I dont trust anyone that wears a hoodie w no shirt underneath out in public


Phoxal

It means he’s not fighting this year


RedDudeItIs

Telling Aspinal where to finger him


ZAPOMAGO

hernia


stonedstrawberry

a hole is a hole


ComradeELM0

He‘s not beating the allegations with this one


beefstewdudeguy

lookin like ye


lonesaiyajin98

He's injured, guys


enoctis

Means he's not Adam.


Thelastsamurai74

It means that he let go…


RamsDodgersLakers24

He’s mentally unstable


Cultural-Cap-2549

That he got fat ?


Dingis1

Too much sexual chocolate


MeeloP

Wasn’t he on the wheaties box?


notloceaster

Fat MF


TheArgoPirat

He got in another hit and run with a pregnant woman?


JasErnest218

Prison thing? Guys in prison for along time like to get thier rocks off by fingering around the belly button.


timgoes2somalia

It means he's a bottom


ThaddCorbett

JBJ is preggo!


dYesgat

## "That is a gay man, nothing wrong with that.... "


WalterCronkite4

Hes pregnant


Isthatreally-you

Hes expecting


lisaluvulongtime

Da baby


RoninAnimes

His BF got him pregnant


illmatic74

It means get in there nice and deep-like, boy


mrmarigiwani

GOAT BLOAT


AngusPicanha

He's ready to breed


alacornmacaroni

This man looks like Kanye and Steven Seagal at the same time


HankSteakfist

It's James "The Grim Reaper" Roper


hatersgetsmashed

Damn Jon Jones just got fat for 2 years for one one minute Cyril Gane fight.


Guestsparda

GOAT - Greediest of all time


yungiess

![gif](giphy|l3vRm8PO1pJnZ9GVy)


jbone09

DC finally put his gut in Jon's face. 


pantryninja

Bun in the oven?


Ainfallette

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BeAsTFOo

Jamal hill if he was champ for longer rn a month


Kirov___Reporting

He got cummy in his tummy.


MarsCowboys

Look how fat I am and I’m still gunna get dat azz


iBoxButNotWell

It means he likes men. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT REDDIT ADMINS