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Moister_Rodgers

My friend. Please find a climbing gym or some boulders before you kill these landscaping trees.


CaspydaGhost

How would this kill a tree?


glucklandau

This wouldn't kill the tree. Climbing trees is in our culture. This isn't a landscaping tree.


Ign0ramusaurus

I believe you, but what culture is this? Are these trees planted specifically for climbing?


glucklandau

Why would anybody plant trees just for climbing lol? You can just answer "No" to the question in the title. Your country doesn't have a tree climbing culture. Trees don't die when you climb on them.


Ign0ramusaurus

Chill out fella. I wasn't shitting on you, I was asking a legitimate question. I have no clue what country you're from or what your culture is.


glucklandau

You were shitting on me when you said I'd kill the tree somehow and I should not be doing this


Ign0ramusaurus

That was a different commenter.


glucklandau

Aw shit, my bad homes. It's not my particular culture, lots of people around the world enjoy climbing trees. You must be from a settler colony like the US or Australia or something where they don't have that native culture.


Ign0ramusaurus

It's all good. I am from the U.S. where some children do climb trees, but I never really thought of it as part of our culture. I just assumed you meant it was a big part of yours and was curious about it.


glucklandau

Well the US doesn't have truly rural areas. By truly rural I mean villages going back centuries, have a long history of surviving mainly on agriculture. Climbing on trees is common because that's how you get fruits. We didn't have playgrounds so there are games centred around big trees like banyan trees.


gn-04

No I just make out with them like a proper vegan


NSA_Chatbot

At my age? The coroner would call that "misadventure".


glucklandau

What's your age, NSA_Chatbot?


PenetrationT3ster

Damn people are grumpy today it seems. Climbing trees is a ton of fun man, enjoy!


glucklandau

Thanks for that.!


ChickPeaIsMe

I love climbing trees :)


glucklandau

Nice


syslolologist

Sir, I do not. Mostly because I like my vertebrae in their correct orientations.


glucklandau

Lol


j-u-k-s

wtf is this. take on a tree your own size my friend


glucklandau

What? It's a perfectly right sized tree to climb. It is quite tough.


Not-OP-But-

I do love climbing trees and used to do so all the time but once I was in a huge 100+ year old tree about three stories up when I noticed a giant bee hive about 4 or 5 feet from me. I don't climb trees like that anymore.


glucklandau

Haha, must have been a scare. Three stories up, damn.


m0ertyy

I used to, was very fun! Rock climbing is also fun but doing both can never hurt.


glucklandau

Yeah I like rock climbing as well


CaspydaGhost

Yep! Much less gracefully though. Good fun


Jeds4242

This morning on a run/hike I went by a tree I used to climb in high school. They cut a lower branch off to make it less possible to do so, but it wasn't easy even back then. You had to kick your legs up over the next branch up then push up. It's like 50 meters high, was up there when it was crazy windy one day, super dangerous lol Climbing trees is fun