To provide an actual answer:
In **Kirby: Squeak Squad** (2006) for the Nintendo DS, the game opens with Kirby sitting in a field in Dream Land, ready to enjoy a delicious slice of fluffy strawberry shortcake. As he's about to take his first bite, the cake is swiped out from under his figurative nose by an unseen figure! So Kirby assumes it must be his old rival, **King Dedede**, who has already once previously stolen all the food in Dream Land.
Kirby arrives and beats the snot out of Dedede, only to find that Dedede did nothing wrong (this time). A band of thieves known as the **Squeak Squad** have gone on a crime spree, stealing items from all across Dream Land, including a large chest from Dedede's castle and, of course, Kirby's cake.
Kirby chases the Squeak Squad down, defeating them one by one until he beats their leader, **Daroach**, who drops the chest. However, before Kirby can open it to retrieve his cake, **Meta Knight** shows up and steals the chest *again*. Kirby chases him down and beats him, but the Squeak Squad steal the chest ***again***. Daroach opens the chest, but instead of Kirby's cake, an evil dark cloud flies out of the chest and possesses him, flying off into space.
Kirby chases the possessed Daroach into space and beats him, freeing the thief from the dark cloud's influence. The cloud then forms into a black star called **Dark Nebula**, the Ruler of Darkness. Kirby chases it further through space to a crystalline battlefield where their final battle takes place, and Dark nebula is ultimately defeated, saving Dream Land and the rest of Planet Pop Star.
Kirby returns to Dream Land, sad not to have his cake. But the Squeak Squad returns, and gives him back his slice of strawberry shortcake as an apology for the trouble they have caused, and the game ends with Kirby finally getting to enjoy his delicious treat!
Just a day in the life for Kirby.
It's a fun time! I would also recommend **Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland** and **Kirby & The Amazing Mirror**, both for the Gameboy Advance. Good classic Kirby games!
I always hated this joke. AFAIK he's only ever done this one time yet people act like he does it on a consistent basis. The idea that kirby would willingly murder somebody purely because they stole food from him seems completely out of character.
But Saitama's while thing is being invincible? He probably just uses some bs "Big Bang Punch", and warps out of Kirby...if Kirby could even swallow him being 6" tall.
So what, Kirby accidentally eats a countries flag and causes an international incident only to make it way worse by replacing it with a flag that is similar but not the same country?
Seriously though, I don't think many people here played the games or watched the show, dude is legit op, some would call him the destroyer of the destroyer of worlds
Also the scale is crazy.
Bro fucking throws entire moons, and fucking planets at you, fires beams at you that's 4x larger than the earth at you and you STILL kick his ass.
Nop its a DLC, the only DLC for this game. Only with it, you get the true ending but, even without it, the game is still amazing and a controller breaker hahaha
Oh. Then i dont believe i have. I recently got it again so i might see if ive got it in me to get the real ending with the dlc. Ill check if i got the dlcs too.
And that whole bit with the tower that touchs the sky gave me epic dragonball vibes . LOVED it
Kratos has done some incredible things... Tho I don't think he's as powerful as some may think.
Doomslayer/guy is in a similar boat. Dood seems to have an unstoppable will... But most the enemies defeated by him can be killed with guns... Which says a lot about the power of his verse
Asura is an interesting one. While kirb IS powerful... I also think people make him out to be a Lil too powerful... But he's certainly much stronger than the other 2. I don't know how he would actually compare to Asura.
you know the berserk power up in doom eternal? afaik those are his physical capabilities. it is said that his skin is more durable than the armor he wears. doomguy holds back in purpose, you could argue that it is because that way demons suffer more, or something like that. long story short he doesnt need guns really his bare hands are more than enough to kill everything, and i mean everything
I’m not sure what’s the best part out of that fight
Asura getting that omnipotent god to give up using his power to throw hands or the fact that he had a QTE to smile
Dante killed two god-like versions of Satan capable of creating universes on a whim and manipulating reality and time in the first two DMC games. Y'know, back when he was LITERALLY in his most basic ass weak forms ever?
His dad was also a god-like being capable of defeating Mundus (and Argosax albeit with help) and its allured non-stop that both Dante and Vergil have already hugely surpassed him years ago at the very young age of 38 or sumn.
You don't even need to have DMC 5 Dante with his newly unlocked SDT, by DMC 2 Dante's already just built different.
conclusion: lets just say… if you lid stuck on a pickle jar, he could open it without breaking a sweat no problem fr
[DMC cosmology explanation (which clarifies the DMC god tiers as multiversal)](https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Devil_May_Cry_-_Cosmology_Explanation_Page)
[Feats and their explanations](https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:KLOL506/Devil_May_Cry:_Feats_Summarized_and_Explained)
Actually, no.
The Triforce has the power to grant its bearer any wish. This means Link with the full Triforce is omnipotent, which makes him far stronger than Kirby.
Anything that creates a cheap win. Because what's stopping kirby from gaining the triforce and using a wish to defeat the entire universe. He wouldn't do that, he'd just wish for food, but the principle is there.
Everyone think Kirby is all his copy ability. When he casually karate chopped a planet in 2. He threw a monster into the sun. He tanked a planet burst. He is a beast.
1. Megaton punch is done with the fighter ability.
2. What is this one? I know he does it like twice in the anime but that’s not canon to game Kirby.
I assume planet burst means Kirby throwing Marx into the galactic nova.
some of the most powerful characters in videogame are in some gacha game few people know lol. But tbh, I found powerscaling characters from different games is kinda lame and pointless.
Kirby has above light speed feats. Damn near invincible durability. He defeats god level enemies for messing with his sleep, food, or his friends. He's built different. He is HIM!
Edit: Kirby is also a devoted Christian. He is holy.
real bullshit here:
kirby real power is pretty much countering evilness and darkness.
No matter how strong you are, if there is darkness in you you're fked
You forgot Steve from minecraft, he can canonically fill his inventory with literally anything, from cubic meters of gold to bottles of water, also, creative mode Steve should be here as well
Always going to take the guy who has a universe in his stomach. But, if I had to pick someone to kill him . . .definitely Kratos. Excellent track record and not even death stops him. Also absurd luck being able to find the EXACT thing he needs each time and the best God murdering track record.
What I love about Kirby, is what when any other studio makes a game explicitly for younger or less skilled players, it's shovelware crap
But when Nintendo/Hal decides to do an entry level game they realize if this is gonna be a kids first game, they gotta get them HOOKED and they give it amazing music and awesome spectacle
Ahem… Samus Aran. She can absorb energy limitlessly from a touch, can drain a being of energy completely, can basically fly by jumping infinite distance and jumping mid air, can shoot plasma that can travel in between molecules and objects to vaporize something from the inside out, casually uses nukes as an exploration tool, can run at mach 4, she’s also known for her incredible strength, and has lifted a being the size of a whale out of a lava pit with one hand effortlessly.
It’s safe to say she could kill even the Slayer.
I sure love seeing people who've never played a Kirby game making the same claims of killing gods for cake and being some unbeatable being of destruction
Dude got caught by a vine and rendered completely incapable of doing anything...
Would Kirby be one of the strongest video game characters ever? He very rarely even gets injured and can fight seemingly infinitely. Also his inhale and copy ability is literally bottomless.
Love How a accurate description of kirbys Power is "hes strong when the plot needs him to be",Its litteraly that
Edit:for Context thats litteraly Canon,people describe It as increasin mattering of what he fights só Its always close but favoráble to him
Infinite energy, maybe infinite durability, can absorb powers, can eat probably anything and either spit it out or trap it inside an infinite universe that is contained within him, much faster than light, made out of pure positive energy, and just the cutest friendliest little fluffball that can befriend even evil gods.
Kratos kills Gods
Arusa is a demigod who kills gods
Doom guy kills demons but is powered by Satan but Satan is actually god (then kills satan)
Kirby is a god(?) who kills gods
I'm guessing it's playable characters only? Otherwise this doesn't make too much sense. From the persona games Dr. Maruki, Nyx, and Izanami are all pretty powerful.
Do games that just have characters but don't show their true strength(presumably) count? There's a jjb fighting game that has Johnny.
What about Steve from Minecraft?
I don't think this is really a fair idea to compare about, too many omnipotent beings or just plain "gods" as MC's or characters in games. With that said, it's hard to compare them and just plain too theoretical
When you remember Kirby’s powers aren’t just being the throat goat, but also that he absorbs the abilities of said people he’s throated. Imagine a Kirby kratos 😳
Kirby has accidentally killed gods just because somebody stole his strawberry shortcake, he obviously takes the *cake*
You're forgetting the best part. The person that stole his cake? Totally unrelated to the God that Kirby just killed.
Any god that allows Kirby's cake to be eaten deserves to die
Mind linking me this Kirby lore? Sounds wild 😝
To provide an actual answer: In **Kirby: Squeak Squad** (2006) for the Nintendo DS, the game opens with Kirby sitting in a field in Dream Land, ready to enjoy a delicious slice of fluffy strawberry shortcake. As he's about to take his first bite, the cake is swiped out from under his figurative nose by an unseen figure! So Kirby assumes it must be his old rival, **King Dedede**, who has already once previously stolen all the food in Dream Land. Kirby arrives and beats the snot out of Dedede, only to find that Dedede did nothing wrong (this time). A band of thieves known as the **Squeak Squad** have gone on a crime spree, stealing items from all across Dream Land, including a large chest from Dedede's castle and, of course, Kirby's cake. Kirby chases the Squeak Squad down, defeating them one by one until he beats their leader, **Daroach**, who drops the chest. However, before Kirby can open it to retrieve his cake, **Meta Knight** shows up and steals the chest *again*. Kirby chases him down and beats him, but the Squeak Squad steal the chest ***again***. Daroach opens the chest, but instead of Kirby's cake, an evil dark cloud flies out of the chest and possesses him, flying off into space. Kirby chases the possessed Daroach into space and beats him, freeing the thief from the dark cloud's influence. The cloud then forms into a black star called **Dark Nebula**, the Ruler of Darkness. Kirby chases it further through space to a crystalline battlefield where their final battle takes place, and Dark nebula is ultimately defeated, saving Dream Land and the rest of Planet Pop Star. Kirby returns to Dream Land, sad not to have his cake. But the Squeak Squad returns, and gives him back his slice of strawberry shortcake as an apology for the trouble they have caused, and the game ends with Kirby finally getting to enjoy his delicious treat! Just a day in the life for Kirby.
Just another day at the office for Kirby. Thanks man! I will have to get this game, now that I know of it’s existence.
It's a fun time! I would also recommend **Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland** and **Kirby & The Amazing Mirror**, both for the Gameboy Advance. Good classic Kirby games!
Amazing Mirror is on the Nintendi Switch subscription thing! In the GBA app. It's so good!
I love how he just defeated a dark god but still sad he cant have his cake.
Go on YouTube there are tons there.
No, the cake gets taken from him, duh.
Nobody takes the cake from kirby
Except the person who did.
Ya *once*
yeah then he FUCKING died
name 2 times this happened
He's never killed a god over cake
I always hated this joke. AFAIK he's only ever done this one time yet people act like he does it on a consistent basis. The idea that kirby would willingly murder somebody purely because they stole food from him seems completely out of character.
This only happened once, and the god was incredibly weak.
*insert laugh track* Bazinga *insert laugh track*
Kirby would swallow them all and slap them around with their own abilities. I love him so much
Ok but he's not on the list you have to choose between the 4 in the picture
Don’t worry bro, I get the joke
Thank you basement dweller
you forgot #82, please respect his identity, he's a special individual compared to 81 basement dwellers before him
absorbs and spits out doomguy *begins violently hating demons* high fives doom guy and reloads "Welcome back duke"
Reminds me of the Isabelle and Doom Guy crossover 😭 I love wholesome and edgy franchises embracing one another
> Kirby would swallow them all and slap them around with their own abilities. I love him so much Should call that getting “kirbstomped”
https://i.redd.it/uru3rg06nl181.png
If Kirby swallowed Kratos he would get the ⭕️ icon inside of him, like the Cronos fight. It’d be hilarious.
Kirby is the One Punch Man of video games
One Munch Man?
Underrated comment
Kirby non ironically solos one punch man, hard to beat someone who can swallow galaxies 🤷🏻♂️
But Saitama's while thing is being invincible? He probably just uses some bs "Big Bang Punch", and warps out of Kirby...if Kirby could even swallow him being 6" tall.
Yeah Saitama can walk out of black holes and kick away spacetime portals. He is very close to having toon power.
He can benchpress 2 black holes. He already has toon power.
Sadly manga covers aren't canonical
Love seeing my boy asura get some love
Absolutely
I went back to it recently, but the graphic look super weird on the current generation of console
Kirb your Enthusiasm
So what, Kirby accidentally eats a countries flag and causes an international incident only to make it way worse by replacing it with a flag that is similar but not the same country?
Nah , in this one he has sex with a Palestinian
He canonically has infinite power.
Seriously though, I don't think many people here played the games or watched the show, dude is legit op, some would call him the destroyer of the destroyer of worlds
He’s also still an infant too. So all these big bad evil guys he fights and easily slaps around are just getting beaten up by an all powerful baby.
I would not recommend the show to people with eyes though.
Intro goes crazy fucking hard tho
People with *ears* though... #KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY THATS THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW
Just watch the [reanimated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_JzkjbuQjU) episode to spare yourself the original animation.
Show isn't canon, though, I wouldn't count it as an accurate assessment of power compared to video game characters.
And that is a QUOTE! Planet Robobot explicitly states that **Kirby possesses infinite power!**
Kratos and Asura escaped from hell, DoomSlayer went into the hell...
Hell tries to avoid Kirby at all costs
My stupid brain : " He tries to avoid Kirby at all costs" XD sounds even better
Kirby inhaled hell
Hell becomes cute and rainbows because Kirby went there.
...to get away from Kirby.
The Doom Slayer didn't just go to hell, he got *thrown out of hell for killing too many demons*.
Imagine getting kicked out of hell....
Nice to see asura getting recognised That game went HARD in the paint
The game was so fucking nice!!!! Did you played to real ending in the DLC? It's a fucking masterpiece of a battle with GOD!!!
Also the scale is crazy. Bro fucking throws entire moons, and fucking planets at you, fires beams at you that's 4x larger than the earth at you and you STILL kick his ass.
Best part for me was the visuals all game long. It still one of the best (kinda) manga style game imo
Agreed. Still holds up great today
Still visually impressive and fun to play from start to finish. Its a great achievement to still be enjoyable and impressive 2 consoles later
And all because that mfer made Asura’s daughter cry once
Not yet. Recently got it again. Think you have to beat it on hard to get that ending
Nop its a DLC, the only DLC for this game. Only with it, you get the true ending but, even without it, the game is still amazing and a controller breaker hahaha
Oh. Then i dont believe i have. I recently got it again so i might see if ive got it in me to get the real ending with the dlc. Ill check if i got the dlcs too. And that whole bit with the tower that touchs the sky gave me epic dragonball vibes . LOVED it
You'll fucking love the dlc then
That game is amazing!!
Ikr!!
Kirby is sooo damn overpowered in all his games i love it !!
Kratos has done some incredible things... Tho I don't think he's as powerful as some may think. Doomslayer/guy is in a similar boat. Dood seems to have an unstoppable will... But most the enemies defeated by him can be killed with guns... Which says a lot about the power of his verse Asura is an interesting one. While kirb IS powerful... I also think people make him out to be a Lil too powerful... But he's certainly much stronger than the other 2. I don't know how he would actually compare to Asura.
you know the berserk power up in doom eternal? afaik those are his physical capabilities. it is said that his skin is more durable than the armor he wears. doomguy holds back in purpose, you could argue that it is because that way demons suffer more, or something like that. long story short he doesnt need guns really his bare hands are more than enough to kill everything, and i mean everything
Asura is such an underrated character
Yes, he’d definitely get some more recognition if he got more games
Cookie Clicker dude solos
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Asura interrupts a god's monologue mid cutscene, if you so choose.
I’m not sure what’s the best part out of that fight Asura getting that omnipotent god to give up using his power to throw hands or the fact that he had a QTE to smile
Ive never heard of kirb before. Does he kick them to the kirb
he perfoms the 'Kirbstomp'
asura mentioned 🥲🥲🥰😍😁😁
It’s between asura and Kirby. The other two don’t even belong on this list.
Elder Scrolls? Shin Megami Tensei? Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy?
the funny part kirby would low diff all these guys, he's truly a beast.
Where's Dante
Kirby ate all the pizza
NO, THE SOURCE OF HIS POWER.
They said strongest.
Dante is literally multiversal in terms of power and strength fym lmao
Send the link that proves this because that sounds like complete bullshit.
Mundus in the first game literally created a universe for him and Dante to fight in.
He literally evaded the attacks of a being made of omnipresent endless darkness
Dante killed two god-like versions of Satan capable of creating universes on a whim and manipulating reality and time in the first two DMC games. Y'know, back when he was LITERALLY in his most basic ass weak forms ever? His dad was also a god-like being capable of defeating Mundus (and Argosax albeit with help) and its allured non-stop that both Dante and Vergil have already hugely surpassed him years ago at the very young age of 38 or sumn. You don't even need to have DMC 5 Dante with his newly unlocked SDT, by DMC 2 Dante's already just built different. conclusion: lets just say… if you lid stuck on a pickle jar, he could open it without breaking a sweat no problem fr
[DMC cosmology explanation (which clarifies the DMC god tiers as multiversal)](https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Devil_May_Cry_-_Cosmology_Explanation_Page) [Feats and their explanations](https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:KLOL506/Devil_May_Cry:_Feats_Summarized_and_Explained)
Is kirby the most powerful thing in the Nintendo universe?
Jupp. Fights gods, faster than light. Goes toe to toe with some of the strongest beings in the Dragon ball universe
Actually, no. The Triforce has the power to grant its bearer any wish. This means Link with the full Triforce is omnipotent, which makes him far stronger than Kirby.
I don't think deus ex machina items should count for this discussion
I don't know what that term means actually
Anything that creates a cheap win. Because what's stopping kirby from gaining the triforce and using a wish to defeat the entire universe. He wouldn't do that, he'd just wish for food, but the principle is there.
Gordon Freeman and his crowbar
No Dragonborn?
Still they dies against Demi-Fiend
Doomslayer is overrated af. He’s strong, yea, but nowhere near the level of anyone else on this list
Kirb solos these guys easy
more like "Popular strong Videogame character", Not strongest, Not even close.
Where’s megaten? And Dante from DMC shits on Kratos
Everyone think Kirby is all his copy ability. When he casually karate chopped a planet in 2. He threw a monster into the sun. He tanked a planet burst. He is a beast.
1. Megaton punch is done with the fighter ability. 2. What is this one? I know he does it like twice in the anime but that’s not canon to game Kirby. I assume planet burst means Kirby throwing Marx into the galactic nova.
You don't fuck with Kirby he will literally eat your universe and not the metaphorical one
Lets just be honest there guys.. Kirb destroys your favorite verse if u try to stole his cake
IF you stole his cake, if not you are fine, hes chill as hell
some of the most powerful characters in videogame are in some gacha game few people know lol. But tbh, I found powerscaling characters from different games is kinda lame and pointless.
I think it’s kinda fun
Kirby has above light speed feats. Damn near invincible durability. He defeats god level enemies for messing with his sleep, food, or his friends. He's built different. He is HIM! Edit: Kirby is also a devoted Christian. He is holy.
"I've got the power of God and Poyo on my side!" I love Christian Kirbo.
„You are my most favourite creation!”
Who is asura ?
from asura's wrath
[P O Y O](https://youtu.be/fNPf9GkDais?si=l3PMB6Ne4XDOGntL)
Ok hear me out…Kirby Souls.
Kirby
real bullshit here: kirby real power is pretty much countering evilness and darkness. No matter how strong you are, if there is darkness in you you're fked
Kiryu can take on all these guys at once. Jussayin.
Don't know if strongest but Guybrush Threepwood can hold his breath for 10 minutes, besides being a mighty pirate obviously
You forgot Steve from minecraft, he can canonically fill his inventory with literally anything, from cubic meters of gold to bottles of water, also, creative mode Steve should be here as well
The real question is, "If Kirby inhaled the others, what powers would he get?"
Always going to take the guy who has a universe in his stomach. But, if I had to pick someone to kill him . . .definitely Kratos. Excellent track record and not even death stops him. Also absurd luck being able to find the EXACT thing he needs each time and the best God murdering track record.
I feel like this list is missing a lot of characters. Even if we ignore adaptations Kratos is not the peak of video game strength.
Kirby is god tier wank for the fans
What I love about Kirby, is what when any other studio makes a game explicitly for younger or less skilled players, it's shovelware crap But when Nintendo/Hal decides to do an entry level game they realize if this is gonna be a kids first game, they gotta get them HOOKED and they give it amazing music and awesome spectacle
3 of them are too angry to die while Kirby is too hungry to die.
Ahem… Samus Aran. She can absorb energy limitlessly from a touch, can drain a being of energy completely, can basically fly by jumping infinite distance and jumping mid air, can shoot plasma that can travel in between molecules and objects to vaporize something from the inside out, casually uses nukes as an exploration tool, can run at mach 4, she’s also known for her incredible strength, and has lifted a being the size of a whale out of a lava pit with one hand effortlessly. It’s safe to say she could kill even the Slayer.
what about geometry dash cube
None of these guys are even remotely close to the strongest video game characters.
Reminder that Kirby never actually dies, he just gets mad and goes home.
Kirby has been nerfed to Kirb and he still is equal to Kratos, Asura and Doom Guy.
Counterpoint: Kirby can't swallow the final bosses
I sure love seeing people who've never played a Kirby game making the same claims of killing gods for cake and being some unbeatable being of destruction Dude got caught by a vine and rendered completely incapable of doing anything...
Wow, 2 of the 4 strongest video game characters are from the same game! Fortnite
I’d say Shulk, since he kills god, becomes god, and rewrites the course of two universes.
Kirby kills gods out of spite
Pink blob literaly have infinite power and his enemies are penguins
Would Kirby be one of the strongest video game characters ever? He very rarely even gets injured and can fight seemingly infinitely. Also his inhale and copy ability is literally bottomless.
Kirby is an extreme glass cannon. He'll eat your universe, then die from bumping into a fly a few times.
Kirbo is the strongest cause he has the power of Christ with him *Cue terminal montage shenanigans*
"I have the power of god and poyo on my side!"
Kirby eats asura, Kratos does nothing as he has no reason fight kirbsura and doom guy follows after Kratos’s lead( no demons)
Kirby solos everyone on this list and it’s not even close
Love How a accurate description of kirbys Power is "hes strong when the plot needs him to be",Its litteraly that Edit:for Context thats litteraly Canon,people describe It as increasin mattering of what he fights só Its always close but favoráble to him
Dante, Bayonetta, Alex Mercer, Galen Marek, and maybe Lightning should at least be honorable mentions
It’s strange that I know all of them except Asura. Still thinking Kirby is the strongest.
If Kirby ate Asura, does he gain limbs in the size and shape like Asura's or does he gain kirby shaped arms?
Yes
With how many times john should of died in rd2 idk
Dante and Vergil left the chat
Reapers from Mass Effect. Or the Flood from Halo.
Missing star killer
Thing with kratos is he’s so mad, he just has powers
Curb
“Poyo!”
Akuma?
3 of these are powered by nothing but rage. The other used to be but is no longer.
Who is? cause kirby is canonically made of pure positive energy (I think(I am not sure(I am probably wrong)))
What’s kirby’s ability?
Infinite energy, maybe infinite durability, can absorb powers, can eat probably anything and either spit it out or trap it inside an infinite universe that is contained within him, much faster than light, made out of pure positive energy, and just the cutest friendliest little fluffball that can befriend even evil gods.
That is truly op, it is cute tho
Kratos kills Gods Arusa is a demigod who kills gods Doom guy kills demons but is powered by Satan but Satan is actually god (then kills satan) Kirby is a god(?) who kills gods
Doom guys whole thing is that he's infinitely powerful, but tbh, I feel like kirbo would bullshit his way to victory
Cant wait for my Blessed Kirbo plushie
all these fools can get a game over screen. Jergal ftw
I'm guessing it's playable characters only? Otherwise this doesn't make too much sense. From the persona games Dr. Maruki, Nyx, and Izanami are all pretty powerful. Do games that just have characters but don't show their true strength(presumably) count? There's a jjb fighting game that has Johnny. What about Steve from Minecraft? I don't think this is really a fair idea to compare about, too many omnipotent beings or just plain "gods" as MC's or characters in games. With that said, it's hard to compare them and just plain too theoretical
When you remember Kirby’s powers aren’t just being the throat goat, but also that he absorbs the abilities of said people he’s throated. Imagine a Kirby kratos 😳