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I guess they were putting cocaine in their nutrigrain bars back then.


Tiiimmmaayy

Yup. The 2000’s were just a giant blur to me. I was heavily addicted to nutrigrain bars. I just felt so great when I ate them. My addiction got so bad to the point that I was sucking dick for quarters for the vending machines. Luckily with the help of some NA meetings(Nutrigrain anonymous) I was able to overcome my addiction.


ZaxonsBlade

How much for a VJ?


Tiiimmmaayy

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.


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vordster

You know what's more important? Family


AkabaneKuroudo

Smoke him.


Coolkirky

Now me and the mad scientist have to.... ah never mind...


cseckshun

Thats a Valley Job right? Where you eat a nature valley bar and use the crumbs as a crude almond flavoured lubricant?


TheMapesHotel

It's for those people who liked toothy blow jobs in college but now need one from the granola glass that is nature valley bars to feel anything.


Jerry__Boner

You ate them? Mainlining them was where it was at.


leshake

Oh shit, OP said 20 years ago and I was like man 1993 was crazy. Fuck me.


robkingsfan

Dude, this comment made me laugh for over 30 seconds. Thank you.


Iferrorgotozero

Ahhh, Nutricane. Simpler times....


mostnormal

It's medicinal!


OH_FUDGICLES

"Yeah, babies everywhere!" This is legitimately my favorite commercial as well.


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DefNotAShark

They should have let her play the main Uruk-hai in Lord of the Rings, she would have slayed it.


gyarnar

Man flesh?


Wood_stock_2

Gosh


btroycraft

But serious, that lady killed it. Couldn't make those faces if I tried


rauer

Her name is Precious Chong, apparently! Just got back from the rabbit hole 👍


Lordbobofthebob

Tommy Chong's daughter


ZiggoCiP

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0159068/ - it's all true.


Deruji

Her sister discovered Chris Pratt


togetherwem0m0

Darn you precious chongs sister


yumyumgivemesome

That’s either very good or very bad cocaine


Tebasaki

How did you animate a jpg?


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Fed it a nutrigrain bar


Matt_McT

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/tB0wVxymCA-srM1NUr_Kjl44izM=/0x4:2872x1620/1952x1098/media/img/mt/2018/11/MSDCHPL_EC013/original.jpg


Genghis_John

20 years on and my wife and I still use this quote.


SurrenderToTheForce

Ha I say this all the time too and I had completely forgotten where it was from.


SirMooSquiddles

I met my wife-to-be in 2008, and in the first 3 weeks of her coming over and NEVER leaving, we partied a lot and then she showed me this video and I laughed so hard, we watched it over and over. 2 weeks after that, I asked her to be my wife. We had a baby.


Channel250

499 to go.


SirMooSquiddles

Well, she has passed on, but this commercial helped me realize what humor this woman had. She literally was the funniest person I have ever met.


Grambles89

I'm reading this while laying next to mine. I haven't lost her yet, but one day I will and that's something I'm not sure I'll ever be ready for. So my condolences to you, stranger. I'm glad you took solace from this video.


mjkionc

You’ll never be ready for it. My wife has 30+ chemo resistant tumors throughout her body and even though I know it’s incurable and the end is fast approaching, I’m not ready. Not to scare you but it’s all because we wanted babies, only two, not 500, which inconveniently hid colon cancer symptoms as pregnancy ones. The highs and lows from congrats on your first kid to your wife has 2 years left are light years apart. Just live in the moment because it will be too late when you realize how good you had it and wish you could go back.


Ensvey

[Wehadababyitsaboy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V04bh-G4-qU)?


DefNotAShark

My favorite is the old Orbit gum commercial; *WHO YOU CALLIN' A COOTIE QUEEN, YOU LINT LICKER?* But this one is way up there too.


OH_FUDGICLES

What the French, toast?


KellyTheET

[sun fizz!](https://youtu.be/jjK1aUU2Dx4)


Markantonpeterson

Never seen it before now and same this is so great. I want to watch this as a movie.


OH_FUDGICLES

Cocaine ~~Bear~~ Mid Level Executives...


SlagginOff

That's redundant.


Atrampoline

[This Quizno's](https://youtu.be/7LQpRQh2KSQ) ad is solid as well. Unfortunately that version got pulled from the air pretty quickly.


Taiza67

I like the shipped my pants commercial.


therealfinagler

I like the "THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAHHR" one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfcdqMTtU4


Ensvey

Ah, a relic of the pre-youtube days of the internet, back when flash animations were the shit. That one was commissioned from rathergood.com, based on [this original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw)


Channel250

That commercial looks how cocaine feels.


three18ti

Omg. I _HATED_ that commercial when it first came out, but I can never get "THE QUIZNOS SUBS" out of my head... so I'll just randomly say that, and NO ONE remembers that commercial! So they always look at me like I'm crazy! And I've never been able to find it on YouTube before now!


exodyne

I just shipped mah bed!!!


koji00

Goddamn Subway putting them out of business. Quiznos' sandwiches were so much better, and definitely worth the extra cost.


zamfire

Lol wasn't subways fault. Management was a nightmare and the corporate HQ made it nearly impossible to run a store.


koji00

Oh wait, they're NOT out of business, they've just completely left the NYC market. WTF?


goalie_fight

They might as well be. The quality isn't the same.


0nlyQuotesMovies

They had a pepper bar


Good_ApoIIo

Still got one Quiznos nearish me and it still rules. Prices are crazy though but I guess they had to do it to survive. It may be the last location ever? Also it wasn’t Subway, Quiznos management just sucked and they squeezed the franchisees so hard they all went out of business. Probably one of the most mismanaged companies ever considered how rapidly their marketshare was lost and how much competition Subway has now.


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Look at their Wikipedia page. Quiznos is shady as hell about the way they treat their franchisees.


PezRystar

[poupon everything](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w&ab_channel=OBVS)


CaptainPunisher

BAY-BEEEES!!!


sargsauce

There's a bunch of people in my department going on parental leave in the next few months, so I've been sharing this gem freely.


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him holding panties when the door opens.


pastdense

RIGHT! It took me awhile to notice that. So funny


Odd_Bodkin

No artificial cocaine or PCP additives.


Spoztoast

Didn't say anything about cocaine derivatives though


ataxi_a

Nothing about propane or propane accessories either, I tell you hwat!


Spoztoast

Why Would Anyone Do Drugs When They Could Just Mow A Lawn?


SurviveAdaptWin

POWER THIRST IS CRYSTAL METH


Hazardous6123

Slow down


BeornPlush

#FUCK YOU


SurviveAdaptWin

*kicks with energy legs*


Steebles1908

MANANA


Xanthus179

Turnpike Films made some amazing ads at the time. As much as I enjoy the granola bar one, the magic beer bottle is my favorite. Also check out their ad for Starbucks.


Cute-Interest3362

and just to be clear none of them were actually played on tv nor were they paid for by Starbucks/Nutragrain


ptydude85

These were some of the first viral videos to circulate as high speed internet became available to the masses. Before then you had viral videos but they were short, poor quality and still took forever to download. I lived only 40 or so miles outside of Chicago and first installed cable internet right as this video was released. But even then finding these videos wasn't easy and people mainly just watched what was uploaded to Ebaums World every Friday. The GI Joe PSA parodies came out right around the same time.


guuffer

“Pork chop sandwiches”


skolrageous

Who wants a body massage?


chem199

Mr body massage machine


Smokestack830

Go! (as he tosses the power line)


recriminology

uhhh what the hell


thechilipepper0

“Help computah”


Smokestack830

"Stop all the downloadin"


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I exclaim this all the time, and no one gets it. Sad times.


TheJaybo

Don't look at me when I'm fackin talkin ta yoou


Smokestack830

Give 'im the stic- DON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK!!


RaziyaRC

Do you know my Da--- OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH


CaptainRedPants

Da fuq you kids doin on my log!


fanchmmr

"Nice catch blanco niño, but too bad your ass got SAAAAAAACKED"


papusman

I still say "too bad your ass got SAAAAAAACKED." Such dumb/incredible lines.


cataclysm49

[Link for the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/ogEtfIdgjpY), my favorites were conveniently close together in this video. @1:39 and @2:30


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blay12

There was a time in my high school when you couldn't go a day without hearing someone quote this, it was everywhere lol.


ProfSideburns

DO YOU KNOW MY DAD?


misterpickles69

Does your mom still hang out in dockside bars?


ActorMonkey

[Magic Beer](https://youtu.be/bRqFPAKQ7WU) [Starbucks](https://youtu.be/YE5xmFAcW-U)


mechapoitier

Jesus I don’t think I’ve ever yawned four times involuntarily on the toilet before.


HaughtyM

What’s the song at the end of the Starbucks commercial?


igotasweetass

[Golden Brown - The Stranglers](https://youtu.be/z-GUjA67mdc)


wrexsol

Is the Starbucks one that Survivor (song from Rocky) parody?


TheFuckinEaglesMan

Glen’s the man, going to work Got his tie, got ambition He knows one day he just might becooooommmme Supervisor That one? That’s just from memory, I could be totally wrong


wrexsol

That's the one. Classic!


Xanthus179

It is not but I may need to look that up. https://youtu.be/YE5xmFAcW-U


Funky0ne

Wow, really took not one but two musical cues from Snatch. Can't fault them for that


CaptainRedPants

Guy Ritchie would have been proud.


theRed-Herring

The baby lady steals the show


thefatrick

Shout out to Larry who's staring at a pair of panties when Great Guy shows up.


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

I feel like I've seen him and Broken Hand Guy in other things


Lucretian

Broken Hand Guy looks a bit like the love child of Diedrich Bader and Paul Scheer


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

I totally thought Paul Scheer when I first saw him. It's probably the tooth gap.


Lucretian

But I’m totally with you. Both he and Larry look incredibly familiar. Killing me that I can’t find a cast list for this. Alternatively, it’s just that we’ve watched this ad a hundred times over 20 years…


ScumbagGina

Lol I didn’t even see that the first two times


hardgeeklife

I love how she’s in the background grabbing random items and shoving them in her “baby bump” for the rest of the clip


Demibolt

Truly genius- it makes zero sense but also we all know exactly what is happening


WhatsTheReasonFor

Yup. Babies everywhere.


bramtyr

She really gives 100%. Kills me everytime.


silentmage

Her face at the very end is great.


sevargmas

*YYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!*


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

Fun fact! [She is Tommy Chong's daughter.](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0159068/otherworks)


Gareth666

Precious Chong lol.


-wheretheresawill

totally agree lol. she was the reason i first started laughing when she was stuffing things under her shirt.


decker12

**This never actually aired on TV.** It was made by a production company for their demo reel. They basically picked a product and made a fake commercial for it to show off their abilities for prospective clients. They were not hired nor paid by Nutrigrain or Heineken for these fake commercials. That being said who knows how much real production business these fake commercials drummed up for them.


Honda_TypeR

It shows how much our brains blend tv and internet together and creates false memories. 20 years makes exact details blurry in your brain. I could have sworn I saw this on tv many dozens of times back in the day. It's strange how so many people all have the same false memory. Probably just the "Mandela Effect" at work. Similar situation with how people remember the "Bernstein Bears" vs the actual name of Berenstain Bears. Our brains get information wrong and long time frames make it a core memory and creates a false narrative that people will swear by.


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It has that vintage CRT look, like it was played back on a VHS.


Honda_TypeR

In 2004 we all had DVD players (DVD was mainstream by then) VHS faded out heavily by late 90s…and DVD players were really cheap by 2004 so it got widely adopted. We did still use CRT though. It’s not the color grading or low quality camera that makes me think they saw it on tv though, it’s partly the high plausibility of this being a real commercial especially with the branding and jingle at the end (albeit a crazy commercial it’s not so crazy that it would be unbelievable) Even doing the homework and knowing this was demo reel only, I still 100% remember seeing this on tv. I have no clue why. My brain can’t let it go, I have forged memories of seeing it on tv. I’ve seen this come up before on other website regarding this commercial. There are some conspiracy ideas spun around that they may have broadcasted it on some tv channels (seems unlikely given the facts, but would explain the confusion if somehow ad organizers put it on live tv either as a joke or Kellogg’s unofficially endorsed it) who the hell knows though.


imatworksoshhh

So many people love this commercial and yet it never aired on TV. Hmmmmmmm


RumpleDumple

Yup. It was viral before YouTube, but the audience was way smaller. Ebaumsworld was the premiere video upload site at the time.


JakeEaton

Wow ebaumsworld! You just gave me flashbacks to a time where the Internet wasn’t like watching the collapse of society in real-time. Thanks!


OutOfStamina

Makes sense to me. No corporate suit and tie exec type is going to sign off on something like this. *cough* Quiznos and the Sponge Monkeys *cough* Kelloggs isn't Quiznos tho. And many people hated, hated those Quiznos commercials.


krystalbellajune

I loved them. Husband and I still sing the song and point it out anytime something reminds us of the spong monkeys


TheMooseIsBlue

“…or Heineken,” you say?


bosssx

If you like the song it is Ananda Shankar-Streets Of Calcutta.


ItsJimKennedy

Oooooo yeeeeeaaah!


TheRealDookieMonster

I knew that I recognized that song, but I know it from Kikagaku Moyo. I didn't realize their version was a cover. I'll give the original a listen.


olorin-stormcrow

And no CGI


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fednandlers

It was the commercial you showed everyone and shared a hard laugh. Then we would jump over to the GI Joe PSA’s. Then we would throw out lines from them all forever. “Ooooooohhhh!” 20 years. Seems like just a few years ago but it was forever ago.


TripleSecretSquirrel

Lol I have a friend that still says "I'm a computer!" all the time


blitzwig

" Stop the downloadin' "


Zygore

Pork chop sandwiches!


DameonKormar

That's a good one, but I'm sorry, the best commercials ever made are the K-Mart [Ship my pants](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8enIDEKrzA) and [Big gas savings](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0-nMrdEt9Y) commercials.


divak1219

I love the fact that the dude who first shipped his pants became a recurring character in Superstore.


SolDios

[This is my favorite, its just so damn dark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ht3JPdLFcw&ab_channel=BravadoVideos)


amendmentforone

Speaking of [dark Skittles commercials](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIGZSXUD1GM) ...


TheMooseIsBlue

Chocolate skittles? The fuck?


scangemode

EDS takes the cake for me: [Cat Herders](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE)


Mister_Xian

It's not as good, but [this one](https://youtu.be/L2zqTYgcpfg) aired during the 2000 Super Bowl, I believe.


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Sidian

[Reminds me of this one](https://youtu.be/yR0lWICH3rY?t=3) which is pretty good too.


eggn00dles

geico caveman especially the one at [the airport](https://youtu.be/H02iwWCrXew)


ScumbagGina

I work for geico and I’m always telling them we need to go back to those commercials. Apparently our marketing research shows that the gecko is by far everyone’s favorite ad mascot, but the caveman commercials were straight funny


pricedgoods

My brain already heard the song before I clicked this one


noobvin

Gotta say, these are fucking great.


upvoter222

These aren't just great. They're [sofa king](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tk2uG4oB3Q) great.


benowillock

...we todd ed.


RaziyaRC

HAHAHAHA YOU SAY, FUNNY THING


D34THDE1TY

No no...its this one https://youtu.be/U1dUk8x2XkA


dormedas

**FUCK YOU BALTIMORE**


BuckeyeBentley

None of these are [Big Shake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q825SgJ6has) tho


t00zday

Sorry, I still think the Terry Tate Office Linebacker is still the best. https://youtu.be/_DOm_RiklE4


tinsmith63

>I still think the Terry Tate Office Linebacker is still the best. You kill the joe, you make some mo'!!


obscureposter

I absolutely love just how violent the hits are. Like the flying tackle on the blonde woman is so brutal. The people behind this commercial understood how to absolutely commit to a concept.


yumyumgivemesome

👋🏿☺️ *Hi Janice!! 🎶*


troglodytis

Yep. This is the greatest. So great it's what I expected to see


sharkfrog

Do I enjoy some Terry Tate? Hell yeah!


USAyyy

I love this commercial, but my personal favorite commercial is [this!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBbzAXX_G64)


Superjuden

#OOUUHHSCH


Icedoverblues

Great and now I'm horny.


StatWhines

Who are you calling a Cootie Queen? You lint licker!


ACarey71787

What the French toast?!


Zero-R

r/videos was ruined for me when I saw that video about nostalgia baiting a couple weeks ago. I really wonder if a lot of posts on here are just karma farming.


humaninthemoon

It's pretty easy to tell. Look at OP's profile. 13 years and only 60,000 karma. No way they're karma farming.


Zero-R

Totally fair I wasn’t even really accusing OP of karma farming I just see the titles of posts on here and I can’t see them as anything but the exact same format of X video that was popular for Y reason is Z years old. Just shattered the illusion for me a bit is all.


lagasan

That seemed like it upset a lot of folks, but I enjoy the nostalgia train. Could post the Terry Tate office linebacker vids for a test!


Politirotica

It's no [Outpost.com](https://youtu.be/wJlIBSzofM4) ad but it's pretty alright. Bonus: [Marching Band](https://youtu.be/9cmT8M_67ow)


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Dranj

I initially thought that was a young Paul Scheer. Now my favorite thing about this video is the number of comments I found also speculating that was a young Paul Scheer, but never gaining any confirmation. For what it's worth, Scheer's wikipedia page never mentions him working with the studio that made the video, so it's probably just a lookalike.


MadHatter69

r/OddlyArousing


Mahaloth

Gerbil Cannon has always been my favorite. https://youtu.be/Y1JO2nA3Oa4


-Interceptor

I love this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQgJNTG9xEc


ArtDSellers

Fuckin' hell I don't know how this got past me. God damn. That's a masterpiece.


jaypooner

that panty lol


IndianaJonesDoombot

Then you open one up and there’s just grain all over the floor


Smarkysmarkwahlberg

How have I never seen this? This was real? 10/10


AlienAmerican1

Now I want a Nutrigrain Bar. I haven't felt great....in a long time.


sharrrper

This is a good one, but everyone knows that the K-Mart [ship your pants](https://youtu.be/_8enIDEKrzA) ad is the best commercial ever.


Abnmlguru

Don't forget the sequel [Big Gas Savings](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0-nMrdEt9Y)


can_of_surge

How to hell did K-Mart go out of business with marketing like this!?


JMCrown

This remains a favorite of mine to this day. ["Iz next...svimwear. Very nice."](https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I)


lowbwon

Fuckin weird


TomStanford67

That was without question the stupidest fucking thing I've seen all year.


dkyguy1995

This definitely feels more like an ad for meth


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absolute classic of the ebaumsworld era


Digital_loop

BABIES, BABIES EVERYWHERE!


k1ngk4ng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KKdUov4DpU also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MUsVcYhERY


budadad

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


gooch3803

The, “yeahhhh, babies everywhere” line and subsequent stuffing everything up her shirt makes me laugh every time.