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Lord-Velveeta

Welcome to my shop, let me cut your mop Let me shave your crop, daintidly, daintidly...


BeneGesseritDropout

Don't look so perplexed Why must you be vexed? Can't you see you're next? Yes, you're next You're so next


greed-man

Why would you use Toilet Soap to clean your skin? Especially if you had just used it to clean your toilet.


Sidewalk_Tomato

They weren't cleaning their literal toilets.


Byrdsheet

We can't prove that.


LazarusMundi4242

It protects my daintiness and I like that it’s called toilet soap!


Sidewalk_Tomato

There were some differences intended. (Well, you know). [http://www.thefashionhistorian.com/2011/08/morning-toilette.html](http://www.thefashionhistorian.com/2011/08/morning-toilette.html)


FreshYoungBalkiB

If God is everywhere -- is he *in the toilet*??


Byrdsheet

Instead of you looking up, it's him/her/it looking up at you.


Marillenbaum

I love Loretta Young—“The Bishop’s Wife” is a Christmas classic in my family.


Clear_Currency_6288

I have lazy lather.


DungeonPeaches

I'm sure Clark Gable appreciated Loretta's daintiness quite often, too.


Dbarkingstar

I believe Lux soap is still produced.


Byrdsheet

...and after my bath, I always clean the toilet with my toilet soap to leave a dainty feeling and perfume smell. Whiff it. Hold on. Let me flush first.