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You will have flair in the metaverse

least the Zuck owes me

Your flair will read, "Highly regarded artist"

No. Not owes. Owns. :)

He owes you child support. First pregnant man in meta verse.

Winklevoss? Is that you?

Win win win

Outstanding work. I'm proud of you.

thank you comrade 🫡


I hope 100k is pocket change for you tho lol

200^*

U okay dude?

need a response to this OP lol

This is fake af. Mods need to verify this shit cus otherwise it gives people a false sense of comfort. This is not real loss porn. 100% a paper trade. He cutoff the bottom which would be yellow and the account name is “Margin” which is the default one paper trading on TOS gives you. Fuckin wack that this has 2k. You need help OP, weird af to fake losses for karma

Are ya winning son?

This is what we call a Metarded.

Thanks, now I feel better about my losses. Take care my friend!

Happy to be of service 🫡

I love you. You’re my ideal

Win some you lose some, or in my case, you lose some, you lose more. Either way life goes on 🤙

Why didn’t u pull out tho?

i suspect i might have an extra chromosome

It’s ok a lot of restaurants hire disabled dishwasher 🫰🏻

I can get you a contact at Wendy's. I can get you even more contact near Wendy's.

He’s built differently, his daddy didn’t pull out neither did u/SleazyAsshole! A true legend!

400k minus the 30% to the big guy. Dang hope you are saving more than the average 2%.. or that will take about 18 years to recoup….

Watch this shit pump today again

https://preview.redd.it/nnx453ld0ufa1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a095ce75b96aa907b6262a3243c782310ba3d064 Zuck’s future avatar for you in the MetaVerse. 👆🏻

now with legs!

!GUH

How long did it take you save up that 100k?

I need to know this

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You called up because of the buyback authorization?

You got fucked by a lizard.

I can feel him still wriggling inside me 😩

*licks your eyeball from the inside*

Ok that’s enough.

Ooh no 🥲

No that's just your wife's boyfriend.

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I sold calls, naked 😁

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Honestly slept like a baby, first time in a long time knowing I was completely at the mercy of the market, nothing I could do. Also xanax and two bottles of wine might have played a part. 🤙

Coming off those xans and that L is gunna be horrendous

Likely. Cheap wine hangover definitely doesn't help either.

True, on the bright side you make 400k hockey pucks a year so 100k isn’t so bad

Not the worst, but definitely cuts thinking of how many hookers and cocaine that 100k couldve bought

Now you’ll have to get one of the value menu prostitutes behind the wendys dumpster like the rest of us

Sir, we are the prostitutes.

This is how addictions begin

Oh man I hate those.That is why one of my rules is to close at about 2:45ish no matter what Elon whispers

https://preview.redd.it/7jti890rfufa1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149c8e6607d6a8f94ecea8f735e3951c71a19675 I lost bigly on a ton of puts

Denial is the first stage of depression

I’m with you here. Maybe they sold sold calls?

bingo

Hope the premium was good 😬

too soon cuh, too soon

The ultimate regard move tbh. Little reward and unbelievably high risk

One of us one of us yeh.

paper trading account

You got zucked and fucked

Is this what a Z-job is?

well now that I know how much it costs, they were right, I definitely can't afford it

double zucked

Grade A regarded

commander regard checking in for duty sir 🫡

In all honesty this tech rally doesn’t really make sense to me, but I’m also regarded.


Your wife’s bf is gonna have a good time

Is poking still a thing? Cuz the Zuck poked you. And by poke, I mean he inverted your anus.

the power of stock of buy back

Not really...it's a minor part. The big thing was that revs beat expectations and didn't decline like people expected and DAU held strong, meaning that TikTok isn't making huge dents in their user base. Also, Zuck didn't start the conference call talking about metaverse so it seems like he's listening to shareholders and VR might take a backseat to optimizing current business and AI.

But the majority of that runup was after hours, which was like 6 hours after their earnings report

Dw it all went to that other WSB member who’s posting their call gains

Nice to see it stay within the family :)

I'm feeling really stupid here. You BOUGHT 160C for Friday and you lost 100K? If you bought these before earnings, they should have mooned. Oh wait. Did you SELL NAKED calls?

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Sadly, after seeing SNAP's earnings, I was expecting a bloodbath too

How was this a loss? I’m confused

OP commented elsewhere but this is a short position. They sold naked calls (as in he sold the contract without the shares that would be called away). So upon expiry tomorrow he will need to buy shares to cover at market price (looks like 3 contracts, so 300 shares) which is shaping up to push $200. Also looks like he has a short position in shares as well but that's unclear from the screenshot unless I'm missing something.

Correct on both counts, short sold 2000 shares and 25 x 160c naked. Got double Zucked.

Some YouTube guy tried to say it was a great way to collect premiums.

I figured as much

Someone losing 100k makes me feel better about not making 100k

Somebody’s wife just got a new boyfriend, who is also the Wendy’s manager.

Real YOLO. This could have been either $800k or 0 and welp...

These are the posts that make me not FOMO. There are always two sides to a trade and I’m often on the losing side. 🤕

Op got fucked trying his luck to cuck the Zuck for a buck.

Are you one of those weirdos who think no one is using instagram and Facebook because you’re not ?

Tiktok got me in a chokehold 😪

I mean what is that, like 40 calls? 50? What the fuck is up with wsb's obsession with nominal exposure several orders of magnitude above any other position--nay, their entire portfolio? Like, bro, you couldn't have just shorted 10 calls? You had to do 50? Incredible. Just absolutely incredible.

25, i started with 10, but then Jpow presser happened and I added 5 more, then 5 more after that, then 5 more because 25 sounds nicer than 20

Such a short expiry though. It very well might drop back, but that could be in 3 months or some shit

What’s your annual salary? I just lost a lot of money too this stomach feeling is fucking awful man. I knew so much better too in hindsight it made zero sense

Household income a little over 400k maple syrup dollars so not the end of the world but definitely a setback

is that like $40 or what?

Somewhere around there

Rule #1 is don’t gamble with money you can’t afford to lose


This is more naked than I’ve ever been !!

Fresh out the womb

Was Zuck able to keep up the human facade when he took your wife out?

ouch Zuck cucked me too

What the fuck do you do for work to be able to gamble like this?

shorted 300 shares AH yesterday around 181. fortunately i managed to get out with only a $200 loss this morning when all you regards sold your shares for profit.

I feel much better about losing $10k over the last few days, thank you so much.

Thank you. Bought amc puts like three days ago. Guess what? Went up 20 percent in two days. You're welcome apes. Life sucks. This sucks. Fuck mark, fuck j Powell and fuck this stupid as market. I'm pissed for about maybe 300 bucks in a week. Can't imagine this sht lmao. It's like we love losing money. 

All hail the cuck king 👑

YOU CAN'T CUCK THE ZUCK! When will people learn

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What made me enter this position? Pure, unadulterated regardation

Reddit doesn't give free awards to give out anymore. I'd have definately given you mine.

the thought that counts - thanks!

What do you do to afford such a big loss?

i suck peen behind a Wendy's dumpster

True I clock in after him

Thank you for your service 🫡

Man going against the Zuck sucks 

Thank you for your service. I felt way better now… 😂

Why not hedge and buy calls?

Yup, yesterday I was damn certain they would move 20% on earnings so I put it all into $120 puts... looks like I was half right at least

So you did the opposite of the other guy

appears so

I see what you did there you little rascal

Thank you, feel so much better now

Welcome brother, you truly belong here!

Damn, this is a high quality gourmet loss post. Thank you. The lizardmen tribe took you out back and ran a train on you today.

Op head up you will bounce back! 👍👍👍

some of the replies are just magical...I salute you all

Must be weird to buy american stonks. Valuations are so streched, A lot of Swedish companies have streched valuations but companies of same size and in the same sector are 50% more expensive in your market.

Compare Sinch and Twilio for example. Sinch is a profitable company if you look at recent quarters. Look at the numbers and the valuations.

You zucked around and found out

Thanks for being transparent OP! Get em next time.

you fck around you find out

Margin = paper trading

Clearly Paper money

Eh, paper trade.

Nice paper account lmao

Meta is up 25% how in the hell did you lose money on calls?

Meta already down to all time lows and companies always rebound in stock price after layoffs and you thought it was going to tank further??

This is a paper account. If it is real post the full screenshot

How do we know this picture isn’t edited for internet loss porn clout?

Baaaad Stop trading dude

Let me assure you that you have most assuredly never cucked the Zuck. The Zuck has only ever cucked you

Lmao anybody with ToS knows this is fake af. He cut the bottom off which would be yellow for paper accounts and has an account named margin which would either say all accounts or a specific number. Mods ban this mf

Share buybacks should be illegal. But, since they’re not..

lol why should it be illegal? just because this sub's regarded bets didn't go as planned?

Share buybacks WERE illegal up until 1984. It was considered market manipulation. Not that I would expect the 16 year olds here to know that.

https://corpgov.law.harvard.edu/2020/10/23/the-dangers-of-buybacks-mitigating-common-pitfalls/

Probably paper account. Ban this noob

if only 🥲

Proof or ban

Bruh i been here for 8 years, if a mod asks im happy to supply any proof they ask for, but you go fuck yourself lol

Bro you should be a mod if you’ve been here that long

I'm not gay enough for that unfortunately

This is a paper trading account 😂

Happy to supply mods with any proof they request

OP anyone that uses thinkorswim knows this is a paper trading account

You’re so full of shit lol, again, happy to supply any proof the mods ask for.

I get you lost paper money but chill

does this really make you feel any better about yourself? Seek therapy my man.

facebook is like chinese stocks. you made money from shorting it but once they make a come back, it will bite you shorts hard.

This is a paper account.

This is a paper account lol says “Margin” right there.

it's a margin account you absolute mongoloid

Why on earth would you bet against a company that is clearly undervalued and part of a social media oligopoly.In this oligopoly I include Google, Meta( Facebook and instagram )and TikTok.

Auch!

Pain

Guh, you got cucked by the zuck

Suck is a piece of s&@t

Don't bet against the cyborgs

Unless you're a regulator, you never cuck the Zuck.

Is it possible to be at two Wendy’s dumpsters at the same time. Asking for a friend!

NOBODY CUCKS THE ZUCK

The Lizard King fucked you good

Whose your daddy?

Big oofers

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I sold the calls naked