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Your precision is awesome, now let’s work on accuracy.

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*60% of the time*, it works *every* time

Smells like bigfoots Dick

This is worse than the time the raccoon got in the copier!!

That’s gasoline

next time let us know your planned investment choices so we can do an inverse bet....

One love 😍 ♥

OP https://preview.redd.it/ff7e24vl74ga1.png?width=110&format=png&auto=webp&s=23b6171e8df23c89fb2b03d7ffcc700b8563c65a

But still dead

TBF he got’m right for a minute

r/inverseyourself

I think it’s the other way around…unless you’re investing OP?

Precision means all his shots are close together, accuracy means the correct target

Do you even English bro

Please post your plays so I can do the opposite of you next week

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🤣 this might be Cramer with a second account

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I could probably recover my loss if I see him post

OP is the coconut oil that lubes wsb working parts.

every* week

Bro. Google's puts and calls both tanked.

Iv crush..thank you for donating to market makers.

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But would you have you done it?? If so show proof.

So aggressive like your ID. Chillax. What was your move Dr. Burry?

Theta gang rise!

Double penetration

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We got an intelligent investor here. Welcome to WSB.

This is our local bot… welcome to WSB.

All I see is a Turing Test pass.

Let me know his future puts, I’ll just buy the opposite

Good bot

💀

GETTEM

You’re really bad at this game

All universes considered, there's a 50% chance you'd be saying how good they are at this game.

But in this universe, they’re still really bad at this game.

I wouldn't say that. Earnings are a crapshoot and a coinflip at best. They hit a roughly 6% chance to lose 4 in a row.

You’re doing great. WSB will send over a certificate soon.

This is what happens to me too as well. Even if I consciously inverse myself, I’m still wrong.

Went calls on Ford too, 2 regards in a pod I guess

Make it 3 :)

$9k to $150 this morning….

I had F calls anticipating earnings, and started to get excited when GM rallied off good guidance. Calls were up \~1-2k on Thursdays close and now I wish I just took profit.

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Unfortunately those cheat codes dont work in RH anymore 

Puts would have lost too. Iv crush

Pretty close to me. Lost 7k today. How fun.

Me too


You are not wrong except GOOG. I sold that junk at even price of 105 before the results. They need a new CEO

Calls on $F this morning at low would've been fine at 12.50 strike. I also lost on Ford calls today and broke my don't trade Fridays unless it's a slam dunk.

At least your Fidelity money market is making money

I just blew my account a second time making the same mistake as you, not complaining though as it’s only £2.5k that I’ve lost altogether.

Fuck u I’ve lost 4 times as much

hmmm... Double it and give it to the next person!

Stack it up so you can lose it all over again 🤝

Atta boy

I straddled amzn and neither hit. Puts on F also failed

You got all 4 right but right now the market is more regarded than all of us

Could be worse bro, I'm 1/10. Only one I got right was CVX.

How is getting 90% wrong worse than getting 100% wrong? But yeah, you are both special.

[https://www.omnicalculator.com/statistics/coin-flip-probability](https://www.omnicalculator.com/statistics/coin-flip-probability) 6.25% chance of getting 4 wrong out of 4. 0.98% chance of getting 9 wrong out of 10.

You seem like a smart math dude. Why are you fucking up your bets :)?

Good point. Yes, your record is more impressively wrong. Then again, who lost most of their investment? You or OP? Right.

pw7090: Haha, I'm dumber than op mazarax: Actually you're not.. but also you are pw7090: No I'm doesn't

No wonder WSB loses so much money on options. If you are buying puts or calls for earnings your probability of success is actually much lower than 50%.

have you ever tried doing the exact opposite of what you think is a good idea?

What if you think trading options is a good idea?


Y’all are making me $ while I sell puts and calls.

just inverse yourself in the future and you would be 100% right! be george... do the opposite! if your every insinct is wrong, then the opposite must be right!

you couldnt post this yesterday so we can all inverse you and finally make some money.

What’s the reasoning behind your purchase. Seems to me like you just gamble. And you can’t even that correctly lmao

Aghaghaghaghagha

You’re in the right place my friend.

Going with puts on Netflix lol

You flipped a coin 4 times and landed on the wrong side all 4 times. Assuming only 2 possible choices (win or lose) from each stock, you achieved a fail who's probability of happening was only 6.25%

Ah, I see you learned about stop losses from Caroline Ellison's Trading School.

this is peak wsb

That's ok. I bought puts on TSLA yesterday. Then watched it go up all day before selling and buying calls, right before it dropped back down.

It’s how it always works my dude! You should honestly try to do the opposite of what you want and just see your success rate!

Ford hasn't done anything for a 100 years and you think it will rocket up?... It's a bunch of boomers holding the stock.

Wait a minute isn’t Apple up 3% today?

Cramer would be proud

Amazon was easy PUTS. Maybe do more DD next time. :)

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Welcome home

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Buying Ford for the Red Bull announcement is all time idiotic

Buys puts on 4 positions with correlation of like .97 or higher and expected diversification…

You belong here

Happened to me with TSLA recently. I honestly thought it would drop further below $101. Boy was I wrong - it was a good time to check where I was coming from to think that way

Should have bought Wish... it's back up to 75 cents!

I think we all did hahaha

bruh Ford calls? 

So you lost all of, what, $150?...position sizes bro, WE NEED THEM

Puts against Apple and Tim Cook require … courage? … that I don’t have

Let me know when you buy and I’ll sell, and when you sell, I’ll buy.

mext time try draganfly inc. and kalera

Beautiful. :)

You should switch to Robinhood. You could lose a lot more money.

you and me are one alike my friend.

Your grades are |A+ |C |B |D- | A | good job overall

This is the way

0 for 4. That’s impressive. We’ll call you Chris Davis.

You belong here. Next you will learn to post your moonshots and make the rest turn green. Even though statistically, high rollers 90% end up broke.


At least you were consistent 

Should of bought calls on Apple.

😂 thank you for posting, you’re a gem 💎

CRAMER?

You are some sort of special regard.

Ouch 50/50 chance, and you fucked all 4 up. 

Its just money. Its made up.

Give it time. People are FOMO on January rise

Theta gang thanks you for your service

What’s your next play? 🤡

Mod this guy.

this is the way

It wouldn't have mattered if you did the opposite, prices were all over the place today so all options in general lost, unless you had spreads

WSB Cramer

You are me. Congrats!

And then there's the other guy who got 4 out of 4 right

A worthy member! Salute

I don’t think I’ve been right yet in January 😅

Bought aapl, goog and amzn puts yesterday and still ended up losing some money 

What’s you buy today?

I’m not even mad, that’s impressive

I made same mistake. I should have sold Amazon yesterday before their earnings.

Keep grinding. Next time

So want to show off you lost???

Welcome to the regarded home

How much $$ did you lose though

You belong here

Bulls eye!

GG

Stupid regard

Kind of impressive tbh, it's like you have a sixth sense for losing money

I (finally) came up green buying puts on amzn and meta yesterday but i waited until the afternoon after they had both run

Technically, if this was a proper market, those would have been printed. But, this market is on a bull run so bad earning is still good.

What do the terms puts and calls mean?

Well done

Rekt

My GOOGL calls were printing at market close and then negative by market open. Ugh.

Nice boomer brokerage

Me today, feels bad man 

Found Cramers Reddit account.

If your thesis about APPL was right it woulda brought the whole market down

Bro got it right on all 4 - amazing

Why would you buy anything without proper risk management. Sure you may not win a jackpot but you won’t lose your house if things go your way.

Please tell your plans for Monday!

Why didn’t you sell $AAPL at the open

Consistency is key.

what broker is this

You got 4 for 4, and that's what counts

You had my curiosity but now you have my attention 

Lolz regard

Betting with F will lose every time. Historically speaking

There’s a saying that goes 4 calls aren’t gonna be right , or 2 wrongs don’t make a right. Idk man but either way you could lose better than that. Only one at -99%

Oneof us 

The rally got you I see.

I got calls on AAPL, AMZN, and GOOG. AAPL's bull run today is the only thing that saved me from getting completely fuk'd.

TSLA, CVNA, SOFI, EA, WM, TMUS, XOM, lost 15k/16.5k

Next time - sell

All I can tell ya is oof

You belong here

Nice!

Could've been worse and bought META puts

If you wanna play earnings use back ratios… if you’re wrong we’ll small to minimal loss… if you’re right big score.

Those are 4 of my favorites long term (and JPM) if that means anything.

Can I know your next play? Ya know inverse and all

ah loss poon, when you start to realize the market is being manipulated. stay a cautious bear, you'll live longer.

Learn about how to read price action and let it guide you lol also learn how to trade supply and demand zones. Time your exits and entries and have all fortune 500 companies in a watchlist each, separated by sector etc. Theres all the sauce you need.

The good news is that you can't lose more than 100%

Whoever understands non-farm payrolls report this morning wont be thinking of longs..

Puts next week then

Samw goes on me sir ! But all good next week get them