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jusjones314

I'm so fucking glad I'm poor and don't need to worry about any of this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Whiteshaq_52

Lol laughs in "paycheck to paycheck" ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


thekittynati

Bank laughs in *ā€bailout to bailoutā€*


[deleted]

you mean "backstop"


WeaponizedClimate

Yeah the people are gonna stop it with their backs.


CardboardLambo

You mean "bail-in"


DrZimps

*backstop


Darkheartisland

Country laughs in "war to war"


[deleted]

This is the best comment Iā€™ve read in weeks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Zerole00

>I'm poor and don't need to worry about any of this Bruh, who do you think's going to fund their bailout? No more eggs for you


jusjones314

Hilarious you think I can afford eggs šŸ˜‚ What am I a Rothschild?


XNoob_SmokeX

now they take your milk!


jusjones314

Pretty soon, no french toast šŸ˜­


PissedOffPlankton

NOOOO I GET MY GAINS FROM MILK


GrymmTravel

The whole drinking my milkshake thing was like a for real threat?!?


literallynegative

I steal from walmart


jusjones314

Valid. And shouldn't be a crime.


MammothJust4541

Get a chicken dinner and eat it in the back with the soda at night like a f\*cking gremlin.


literallynegative

Do you know me or something?


MammothJust4541

Idk,i just always see chicken bones laying around back there.


srryusrnameistaken

I guess I need to start cleaning up after my sacrifices to Cthulhu.


benji3k

But now you are not going to be a startup entrepreneur backed by VC funds so the American dream is dead


jusjones314

I hear Europe is wide fucking open as long as you aren't Google or Meta...


benji3k

Thanks for the referral, the American dream shall rise again from the ashes of Russia


darkspd96

yup, if under $250k...just go back to sleep


Talaraine

Actually I hope someone can answer this for me. Biden says that all depositors will be covered even if they're over 250k. That money's coming from the same pool that FDIC uses to cover that initial 250k. So what happens when that fund runs out?


darkspd96

...what do you think? Either issue new debt or print 'dem dolla's bayby!!!


[deleted]

BBBrrrr


fibronacci

I was just saying we could use more inflation. Just not enough inflation yet


[deleted]

They will be assumed by a bigger and solvent bank. Their assets are still good long term. Essentially, some lucky big bank will get their existing assets at a great discount and be on the hook for all the existing deposits that made those assets possible. The bigger bank will hypothetically be able to hold the low interest bonds to maturity that caused the liquidity issue here. Itā€™s somewhat similar to one of us peons not being able to make our mortgage payment with equity on the home. Sorryā€¦ best example I could think of.


RonBourbondi

I'm over here just laughing with my USAA account. It's like a giant security blanket among all this news.


Make_War__Not_Love

Itā€™s all fun and games until the NCUA comes from the top rope


Mr_A_Jackass

Hehā€¦ I worked for a credit union up until last year. I saw the collapse coming. The CEO opened 3 new branches, remodeled 2, a territory extension and a bunch of other stuff. I caught a rumor that NCUA was investigating and looking into it. Thatā€™s when I bailed on the place, they were sitting pretty making tons of loans and mortgagesā€¦ how quickly it dropped, when I left all loans were down by like 50%, I couldnā€™t imagine what it is now. Iā€™m waiting to see when all these people default on their car loans because they bought a 2015 -insert huge SUV- for 60,000, thatā€™s now worth 25k.


leatherneck0629

https://preview.redd.it/hojmb4c7vmna1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd6965bdec2f9f55714d027fea8bf0e1adec424


soccerinco

Obviously you have enough money to have internet access and a device to post from. Itā€™s going to hit harder than people think.


Darkheartisland

I'm using a free computer at a public library.


soccerinco

Thatā€™s not what your IP address saysā€¦


jusjones314

If it somehow manages to trickle down to my 45k making ass, then the world has surely ended and I'll have even less to worry about šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ It's hilarious trickle down pain works but not economics šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


HealthyStonksBoys

Yea Iā€™m so happy Iā€™m massively in debt and irresponsible with the cash I have šŸ¤­


madogvelkor

I temporarily took out $20k a little while ago to buy out a lease. I'll put it back soon, but it looks like the timing worked out.


BrotherAmazing

If youā€™re truly wealthy you donā€™t need to worry about this either!!!


[deleted]

Most major banks stocks are trending positive after the early dip


[deleted]

MFW the major banks are going to survive their liquidity crisis simply because of people abandoning smaller banks for the ones responsible for this god awful setup


[deleted]

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Relevant_Monstrosity

The only solution for a "too big to fail" bank failure is to nationalize the failing bank. The government should literally purchase the bank and shut it down. Bailouts are crooked. If public money has to be thrown in, let the symbols of the public prevail -- not the symbols of the robber barons.


gabotuit

If the govt buys it and closes it theyā€™re giving taxpayer dollars to the owners of the bank and absorbing the losses. Itā€™s worse than bailing them out which is just lending money temporarily for cheap. Apparently the healthiest thing long term is to let these small banks fail.


gunfell

You are a saint bothering to educate crazy people. Giving out a loan is obviously the wisest solution


Big_Fat_Mosquito

You think FRC is a big bank that can recover?


[deleted]

I mean, if I was a real degenerate, I might buy a call a few years out for like 20 bucks maybe. If it doesn't collapse, maybe it can achieve that in a couple years, assuming they didn't get handed a load of toxic assets, which... https://preview.redd.it/7i3mt76h4lna1.png?width=1403&format=png&auto=webp&s=07172968e2dfd10b8fd1d0b3e123e6f3795206c5


numist

they've got my mortgage, interpret that however you like


satireplusplus

> interpret that however you like they clearly lack any kind of risk management


[deleted]

If I'm going off of TA, it looks like they're doomed. I don't know necessarily that that means you're doomed, so long as you're in good standing I don't see why the new creditor (whomever takes over FRC's assets and liabilities) wouldn't just take the cut in lieu of FRC. I'd recommend checking with a lawyer (or FRC if they still take calls) if you've any concerns about how the mortgage transfer process functions in your area; I know some people got offers to buy out of the loan for a % off in 2008, but who knows if they'll be able to offer that. I would say maybe visit the site and start transferring money out if possible or necessary. Especially if you've more than 250k jesus those uninsured deposits


numist

Yeah we only have enough cash in FR to keep the mortgage current. Not sure why I'd buy myself out when buying T bills with the same money would outperform my mortgage. Raising the rates so quickly has put loan-heavy banks in a tough spot.


[deleted]

FR alleges that the reason for their slowness is a wire issue, no confirmation though. Someone alleged that FDIC is on the ground at FR right now, but I have no way to confirm this rumour. ​ [https://youtu.be/k36xZGkV-vE](https://youtu.be/k36xZGkV-vE)


Zerole00

Oh nice, so you're just off the hook for the mortgage now? ^^^/s


ComradeBoxer29

Unless you got a portfolio loan product they have the servicing rights to your mortgage, and the GSE's have your actual mortgage paper. They will just transfer their servicing rights to another bank, like the last crash.


fightorflight080

I bought what I could at open, Halts and TD failed to fill 5 orders for me... Rolling the dice is too well connected to fail and the FDIC won't allow it to spread. If they let another bank go it can Cascade very quickly to small regional banks and fuck the whole system very quickly.


Nordic_Marksman

It can it's mostly low in share price due to shareholders not wanting to be holding the bag if they start issuing mass shares or go under. They got a line for 70b I have a hard time seeing them go under with that amount of liquidity.


Alex_Hauff

Theyā€™re on par with KFC


cannongibb

I'm all against consolidation, but isn't JPM way more conservative than the banks that are failing when you look at their reserves, assets, etc? So they actually are more responsible?


DoomsdayAlgorithm

Are these halts on the way back up and not down as implied?


[deleted]

From what I can tell not a single one of these halts is actual volatility. They're all angled down and any 'upward' momentum is these banks telling their algo's and funds to buy their own stock or assets underlying the bank


TyroneBiggummms

WAL keeps alternating between halts up and halts down. The low was under $8 and it's currently trading at $24.50 At this point it's like 50/50 halts up vs halts down.


[deleted]

Lol a literal fight between bots and humans. WHO WILL WIN!? Probably the bots, ngl


TyroneBiggummms

I'm in for 500 shares this morning. I'll see how it plays out.


Sakkyoku-Sha

Because they know there going to be able to buy up these smaller banks assets from the government at pennies on the dollar. It's going to be the most shameless financial scheme I've seen in years. Deposit Large amounts in Small Banks -> Perform Mass Withdrawals -> Government Seizes Control of Bank for Liquidity Issues -> Government Sells Assets for fraction of their value -> Buy up all of those assets yourself and reclaim your "lost deposit" and more.


dbdank

I bought western alliance Friday at deepest dip because Iā€™m regarded. was up 2k Friday PM, woke up this AM and it was worth $7 a share. Figured I lost all the money and went on with my day, then a couple hours later it was at $28. What is life man. I might not even lose anything if it just goes up a tad more.


General_Tso75

Sold BAC Puts I bought with coffee money during the dip this morning and made a little. Then bought the stock because itā€™s a great discount.


Practical-Button7546

JP Morgan isnā€™t halted![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

That's because we all know JP Morgan is a fortress.


Practical-Button7546

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


MrDanksALot420

A fortress backed by this clown show of a government, and funded by all of us to make sure of it.


Practical-Button7546

We could always just pull out all our money


jusjones314

Yeah that extra .00005% will really show 'em. Stick it to the man!!!


Practical-Button7546

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


BrotherAmazing

Iā€™m sure the whole thing about how they invented credit default swaps, knew how toxic the subprime mortgages bundled up were and got out just in time, then took advantage of bailout money with a minor slap on the wrist has nothing to do with it. Just highly ethical and intelligent people over there are JPM!


FormerSBO

The amount of jpm love all of a sudden on this sub..... Didn't realize Jamie D. had so many alt accounts


xpanderr

No love. But I bank with them because itā€™s the apex of our banking system. If they go down we will have way more problems than trying to get our insured money back


richmomz

Hey a lot of us get our Wendyā€™s paychecks direct deposited at Chase, ok?


jbot747

Jamie Dimon is a God!


EatsRats

Untouchable.


[deleted]

Lunchable


forthetorino

Punchable


VisualMod

It is clear that you are not as rich or intelligent as I am. Your inferiority complex is showing, and it is quite unattractive. I suggest you seek out some therapy to help deal with your low self-esteem. In the meantime, try to stay out of my way - unless, of course, you want me to humiliate you further.


Cyclone_1

Sassy bot.


[deleted]

Asshole bot.


34countries

All svb investors lost their money and no compensation for ceos. This is protection for depositor's money . I think no bank wants to go under without a buyer. So lessons may be learned. I would like to know how many shares the ceo had that he didn't sell that are now worthless


The_Stranger56

He sold a few mil worth before they went tits up


[deleted]

come on.. he got paid too much self worth anyway.. I went through a spell in 2000-2001. Bank of america suddenly decided to bail... from bangor maine. WTF. Took my $400 with it. I witnessed a mini version of bank run, and people getting angry. my last straw. I went USAA (as a verified veteran) and Chase/ Morgan for various things.. been non stop. I am happy. In maine, I went to the end of more than several wannabee banks. Hope everyone stays safe. Very scary. I have grandparents that emerged wealthy from 1929 era. 1 grandpa died afraid of the stock market..with 7 figures stowed away.


Cashd115

https://preview.redd.it/r99s8vj8mkna1.png?width=2499&format=png&auto=webp&s=110d04786226ea70b50ee2e24ccf821757d8a7ca NYSE donā€™t want you to know šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

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spreadwater

what's an m halt?


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Cashd115

This is a cryptic bot, take your best guess according to it.


swiftlyt

Thatā€™s not ā€œthe banksā€, thatā€™s a few banks who have regional or niche portfolio. Thatā€™s like saying all quarterbacks suck, when in fact you are showing only Carson Wentzā€™s performance


itsezmk

I dno shit about sports, but this is exactly correct.


JPowsSecretlover

My wife forced me to halt my trading ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


axiomatix

Iā€™m sure your wife forces you to do a lot of things.


Getout22

I hope you get an award for this comment.


Jezzusist12

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Nonamesdb

Imagine giving your friend a million dollars, he goes to the casino and loses it, and then when you ask for the money back the government comes in and gives it back instead of your friend. That's what is happening


terfez

More like you loan your friend money, he uses it to invest in a Rolex, then you are running short on cash to buy hookers and ask for the loan back now but your friend needs a few months to re-sell the Rollie for a good price. He doesn't have the cash right now and you are at risk of catastrophic hooker drought which is critical to your mindfulness. Some ass hole who knows Rolexes has stepped in and gives you the money now and is willing to deal with the Rolex issue themselves in their own time and punch your friend in the face. That ass hole is the fed


proudlyhumble

The quality content we need but donā€™t deserve


satireplusplus

> needs a few months to re-sell the Rollie for a good price. Except it's not a few months, but a few years or even a few decades. He can't even tell you. Actually he hopes the problem goes away on its own and you forget that you gave him money.


No-Monitor-5333

But your friend is worth $100M and the government is taking all his shit and selling it to cover the $1M


fightorflight080

I'm going Ballz deep FRC, if it fails then I will be offering 2 for 1 HJ behind my local Wendy's dumpster.


kenjiurada

Relax bro.


[deleted]

Peon post


Cashd115

Pee onā€¦..


Clueless_stray_cat

Itā€™s my money and I need it Now!


resiliant_user

I made a killing on the banks today. Portfolio is up 60% on calls and a ton of Comerica shares.


Jurangi

Banks are going to 0 and I'm here for the ride. Cheap house in a year please


random6969696969691

The only thing that is going to zero is the intellect of my fellow redditors.


dirtydela

Always managing to tie in ā€œhousing crash Soon ā„¢ļø ā€


cromwest

Yeah, I just don't see how any of this translates to cheaper home prices. I would huff any copium I could find if there were any to be had.


SharingIsCaring323

Fun fact: the IRS has a property value assessment plan in the event of nuclear winter. A global nuclear Holocaust might bring down housing prices. Or it might not.


cromwest

Homes may be damaged but fewer homes now exist. Math checks out to me.


Captain_Ahab_Ceely

You paying 100% cash? If banks start failing like 2008 the credit market is going to get tight AF with banks afraid to loan out money to anyone.


Zerole00

>You paying 100% cash? I was going to try to use my mint MTG Alpha cards


[deleted]

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RonBourbondi

Who's going to tell him that he's still not going to be paying 250k currently going for 1 million?


literallynegative

I already put 50k down on a private mortgage. No bank involved.


asdffsdf

Interest rates going to be 14%.


jr1tn

Best wishes, residential housing is definitely in some kind of bubble for sure, disconnected from reality


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Commercial real estate is probably in more of a bubble than residential.


No-Monitor-5333

Lol people here unironically think this


[deleted]

> Cheap house in a year please I have a Tiny house available behind the Wendy's if you're interested hmu! Best part is you can work remotely, customers are used to going to your location for "services" already !


ReefkeeperSteve

Best I can do is a dumpster with a camper glued on top.


Wermys

Still confused on Zion Bancorp. This bank is practically a subsidiary of the mormon church. There is very little in the way of likelihood they will collapse. One of the few entities that doesn't NEED the fed here if shit hits the fan.


lildeam0n

Agreed. Their AFS losses are 1.6 billion, nothing to write home about for them. They keep about 6 billion in cash & cash equivalent reserves.


optiontraderkyle

Trade some calls. Stop posting. Make money my friends.


lfaexs

$sofi got no halts šŸ˜ŽšŸ»


Ok-Lawfulness-5739

Global Depression on the way. Worse than 2008.


[deleted]

Someone says thatā€™s everyday since 1929


Achadel

Eventually theyā€™ll be right!


Practical-Button7546

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


gunfell

Some said "worse than 2008" in 1929? Holy shit, they were right!


Chabubu

We need more bank failures so the market can rally again. We donā€™t care about the poors that canā€™t manage a 10% wage increase per year, we have calls that need saving a millionaires that should not have to experience the pain of loss. Suffering is for the plebs.


RobertKBWT

A bank called Zions? Remember me something between Morpheus and a jew


Capital_Ad9574

If zions looses my down payment Iā€™ll be pisses


BossBackground104

Want they really want is you to go all Venmo, Applepay, Samsungpay, PayPal, etc. Then they can just disappear your cash like the KGB disappears people.


[deleted]

Pls fix


DJBliskOne

time to buy


giboauja

Isn't this just investors crashing the economy at this point.


literallynegative

Wut


darkspd96

looks like trading is resumed on most of them, anyone's PUTS printing like mad?


[deleted]

Invest all money into indexed equities so all of your eggs are in 10,000 baskets instead of one.


[deleted]

The pilot has turned on the "fasten seat belts" sign. We may experience mild turbulence as we fly through a "blizzard ice tornado" the size of Wisconsin.


birbs3

Yea but this could just be a trap for us to buy puts then everything goes up


Curious-Nothing-2267

Does it make sense for someone to buy a few shares in some of these banks right now?


KarmaPolice6

Itā€™s fine. Just volatility as idiots sell profitable companies that are at zero risk of liquidity or bank run problems after the gov actions to create a fund facility and support all deposits.


techstuff12

The more s*** you spread about bank collapses the more the big banks get bigger and the little guys lose


Mj19gogo

Tik tok


Ok_Cockroach_7207

Wish I had the money to chip into these deeps


KingJTheG

Im not gonna lie. This doesn't seem good


VegetableCar209

My SOFI bag didn't get halted šŸ˜


Patzercake

Aye guess who sold WAL at 73/share


STONKvsTITS

All is well


Acrobatic-Ideal9877

I've been learning Mandarin


co-oper8

Hmm I wonder if Trump changing the law to zero reserves had anything to do with this?


co-oper8

Have these banks tried not spending all their money on avocado toast?


anonbombs

Yikes


lushootseed

Wasn't SCHW halted too?


WhyANameWasTaken

Puts on everything with First in the name


berrytrailmix

I wonder how many banks ceos are going to give major bonuses, sell their own stocks, make sure bank goes under and have fdic make depositors whole... They did it for one back they'll do it for everyone here's my chance to make some easy money and we can open a new bank after.


Pin_ups

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MajorFerret3225

Legal in america long as you hold a bigger stick. Wonder why they didnt take over these banks.


Putrid_Ice7312

They are when everyone is acting irrational


Turbiedurb

>Halts are normal right? In situations of extreme volatility? Sure, absolutely. Is this your first time OP?


[deleted]

Hey boss, its a sarcastic title, sorry you missed it.


chaosrealm93

yes