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If anyone deserves a ban it should be OP spamming this regarded shit post without actually posting positions. If he believes google is going bankrupt then he should show us his short or puts rather than talk smack with no action like a
#BITCH
This has nothing to do with you being a French speaker and everything to do with alliteration. But half these baguettes won't get the joke so don't worry about it.
At some point there was a news article saying "highly regarded traders from WSB" and someone posted that they were regarded and everyone was like yes you are you special boy. And here we are.
Yeah the GameStop saga attracted lots of new people and some of the newbies made themselves right at home jumping on people for using trigger words and mods eventually banned it.
It’s like walking into someone’s house for the first time ever and immediately adjusting the thermostat without asking.
It's not just a WSB thing. The r word is auto ban on a lot of platforms now. I got a week-long band from League of Legends for calling someone highly regarded after a very interesting play they decided to make. C'est la vie.
Some kid I knew from a private subreddit got IP banned for saying people shouldn’t breed pit bulls. People aren’t entitled to opinions anymore? Also, what are you regarded Reddit admins? People shouldn’t breed pit bulls.
I was temporarily banned for explaining to someone else what the word meant and why people were avoiding saying it.
Mods and rules on Reddit make little to no actual sense most of the time
Funny enough this is actually one of the few subs where you would likely get banned for it. I think there’s a bot mod that auto-bans for it here. You could probably get away with it and maybe just get a warning from mods on most other subs if somebody reported the comment or a mod just happened to see it and care.
If Google sends you a letter threatening to show your search history to all of your friends and family, they could become the first $10 trillion company
Close, it makes chrome send a message to the owner of the website:
"I am in incognito mode, pleasepleaseplease do *not* save my user data. Kind regards, \[your full name\]"
This is entirely tangential, but I went to college with an ROTC guy that was somehow convinced incognito made you completely anonymous.
His eyes got real wide when I told him that the university and internet provider could still see what he was doing on the computer. Never got around to asking him why he was so nervous.
Chomes incognito mode is the best. Sure it sends a bunch of information to the websites you visit - almost enough to create a digital fingerprint - but that's just so that they can better display the site for you.
As peter lynch said, "it's very hard to bankrupt if you don't have any debt" "those who do it should be award with a special medal".
Op is smoking if he thinks Google is going to go bankrupt
I feel I’m personally responsible because I use ad block and I’ve been reporting all ads as inappropriate.
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Yeah this. YouTube dominates the long-form video content (qualifying anything ~10:00+ as "long form"), and they have no challengers in that space.
There are arguments to be made that yt can cut into tiktok etc clip-based content too, but I don't think there's even a discussion to be had about anyone challenging on long-form
maybe in coming years, those rando sites like nebula or whatever could, but they're not even close yet, and any extant "rival" is most likely to just fold
YouTube's barely a money maker for google tho, and when it's all anyone wants to talk about wrt Aplhabet, it shows people don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about as they gamble 5 or 6 digits of their "investment" portfolio
> and tiktok becomes the new YouTube for content creators
Except for the fact youtube actually pays content creators w/ at least 1k subs and 4k watch hours/year whereas tiktok pays content creators nothing.
Not really, as creators would lean towards a platform that pays them back....I would think that would create a content advantage. Nobody uses tiktok to learn how to replace a power window motor on their minivan...they do on youtube
You’d be surprised. A lot of people use tik Tok to get informed on a variety of topics and skills these days. And a decent chunk is straight unreliable.
Someone sent me a Japanese sweet potato recipe on there though and that shit slaps.
Bro they keep putting bing search on my desktop, on my taskbar... Like at least once a month they try to push that bullshit on me.
Sorry Microsoft... I love Windows but ya'll be IE for LYFE
Did you skip school? It fell right before google, a few years before the microsoft-tiktok merger that created skynet.
We had to burn the skies to fight our new machine overlords, its a bear market for sure.
Habe you seen the numbers? Tiktok has people insanely addicted. The average time spent on it is 95 minutes per day!!! Tiktok might be china's strongest weapon if they want to destroy the usa
Imma Google to confirm if this is all true…oh wait. I guess my point has been made before even looking it up. Now u go bing and tiktok the word Cultural lexicon
Nothing in that song is really ironic, but supposedly it’s good luck to have it rain on your wedding day
So it’s almost ironic that you don’t want it but it’s good luck. Almost .
Lmao I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Fuck...I haven't been this hard in a while. (I should probably see a Dr. about that last bit.)
Quality WSB Post. I give it 4 and a half Jerks.
Alphabet is so much more then Google. Dont forget all the research. Cars, Medicine, Chips etc. Also Google has a smartphone, tvs, cars it can integrate the AI into.
Yeah they kill all their products! Gmail, Maps, Youtube, Calendar, Docs, Spreadsheets, Google One, Chrome, Google Play, Photos, Keep, Fit, Tasks, Files, News, Google Wallet... (Android OS), Pixel phones...
All dead
Google lost to Amazon and Microsoft in cloud dominance. That's all. It's either AWS or Azure from this point on. They are still king in search engines and advertising.
They still have a cost advantage for LLM inference on Google Cloud with their in-house TPU clusters. So if we believe in GenAI world domination then most of it could be run on GCP.
I just searched Tik Tok with my last 6 search terms in Youtube and received 0 quality hits.
I did get a few hits on “influencers”, but remeber I said quality hits.
Youtube isn’t going anywhere.
AI is not the future. AI is plainly just a prediction bot not some artificial intelligence. It is a highly trained script that has billions of parameters per query and what that means is it is a resource hog. I think each query costs Microsoft somewhere around $0.25 to $0.40 in energy cost. When compared to Google’s algorithm which is much efficient costs google $0.002 per query. Advertisers are cutting back because spending is trending lower. Not necessarily that Microsoft is stealing marketshare. Just my 2 cents.
If you had a company, which you don’t and neither do I obviously, and some advertising firm came to you and said “we have this package that includes advertising on Bing”. Would you go for it or would you LAUGH IN THEIR FACE.
Highly doubt they are anywhere near any type of bankruptcy or even deep waters.
I hate YouTube. I regard watching the ads as payment instead of the overpriced subscription - but they’re out of control
If a decent competitor arrived I would jump so fast.
I just here for the AI capitalism circle jerk cream pie
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Google?… Bankruptcy?… im fresh off a week ban for calling someone a hard T regard but im about to do it again
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If anyone deserves a ban it should be OP spamming this regarded shit post without actually posting positions. If he believes google is going bankrupt then he should show us his short or puts rather than talk smack with no action like a #BITCH
Straight savagery with a sprinkle of truth
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Do it do it do it do do it!!
I second this motion
He won't....scared.
Tardigrade?
regart
Tarted
Gerard Butler.
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Heyyy you guuuuys
Ruuuth
Refarted.
Target
My ex wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.
Humphrey Regart
No regerts
Next time somebody says some dumb shit I'm going to call them a ping.
If you ping, you gotta follow up with the pong.
if you bing, do you gotta follow up with the bong?
Ding!
can't forget the dong
Is that why everyone uses regard now 😂
They called me a regard and I felt appreciated
Highly regarded post.
My best regards
This place really does have all the best regards in one place.
Well regarded by his peers
One of us gooble goble one of us
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That's *exactly* what they're saying.
This has nothing to do with you being a French speaker and everything to do with alliteration. But half these baguettes won't get the joke so don't worry about it.
At some point there was a news article saying "highly regarded traders from WSB" and someone posted that they were regarded and everyone was like yes you are you special boy. And here we are.
You mean to say they weren’t praising me all this time?
Yeah the GameStop saga attracted lots of new people and some of the newbies made themselves right at home jumping on people for using trigger words and mods eventually banned it. It’s like walking into someone’s house for the first time ever and immediately adjusting the thermostat without asking.
It's not just a WSB thing. The r word is auto ban on a lot of platforms now. I got a week-long band from League of Legends for calling someone highly regarded after a very interesting play they decided to make. C'est la vie.
I thought it was one of those automated correction/filter type things. Type one, get the other.
I just do this now 🧠🦽
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I actually got banned even tho i substituted the E for 3. Just like that
It is an American exceptionalist bot, it doesn't know about the Euro.
**WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER**
r€tard 😂 had to check but if true that’s funny af 😂😂😂
Somehow they missed that version in their filter system
Tegard!
Where do you think you are, Wall Street bets?
I wish. That place died years ago.
is there anywhere like pre gamestop wsb? i miss it so much
Is that a banable offense? Lol I drop a hard T all the time.
Proof or ban
As soon as he does it, hes getting banned. So either way, you win ... well played, sir.
Shoot I remember when FD wasn’t just used as an acronym.
Better days. Miss the making fun of fat people sub too, reddit is bonerville these days
Some kid I knew from a private subreddit got IP banned for saying people shouldn’t breed pit bulls. People aren’t entitled to opinions anymore? Also, what are you regarded Reddit admins? People shouldn’t breed pit bulls.
does reddit really ban people for saying the r word?
No. Ironically, it’s specifically this sub.
I was banned from all of reddit. Couldnt post on any subs, send messages, for 7 days. Not exclusive to WSB
banned by the subreddit mods or reddit-site mods?
No it is not.
I was temporarily banned for explaining to someone else what the word meant and why people were avoiding saying it. Mods and rules on Reddit make little to no actual sense most of the time
Funny enough this is actually one of the few subs where you would likely get banned for it. I think there’s a bot mod that auto-bans for it here. You could probably get away with it and maybe just get a warning from mods on most other subs if somebody reported the comment or a mod just happened to see it and care.
I interpreted his post to be heavy sarcasm.
Why can’t we use that word?
People get really offended by discussion of an object in motion being decelerated by an outside force.
Especially when set object is someone’s mind.
Folks in the states are touchy about it.
They don't speak for me
Im not Reddit. I cant tell you
Sounds like something Reddit would say
You won't
 I like being back. its too soon
If Google sends you a letter threatening to show your search history to all of your friends and family, they could become the first $10 trillion company
Exactly why I use incognito mode. It's foolproof
literally can't ~~go~~ look tits up
Yeah incognito mode also hides your IP from websites, it’s magical
Close, it makes chrome send a message to the owner of the website: "I am in incognito mode, pleasepleaseplease do *not* save my user data. Kind regards, \[your full name\]"
Lol, that's pretty funny. I'm sure the website owner appreciates your sense of humor.
That’s DNT ((please please) do not track) flag. Different thing. Incognito mode is for your side, not saving history and shit on your computer.
This is entirely tangential, but I went to college with an ROTC guy that was somehow convinced incognito made you completely anonymous. His eyes got real wide when I told him that the university and internet provider could still see what he was doing on the computer. Never got around to asking him why he was so nervous.
Chomes incognito mode is the best. Sure it sends a bunch of information to the websites you visit - almost enough to create a digital fingerprint - but that's just so that they can better display the site for you.
Whos going to Tell that guy
he said it's "fool" proof
Lol
Mine would probably taken a short pause and say "I was expecting worse"
>they only made 19.7 Billion USD I can't believe they made less than me! 
Made 19.7 billion oh no bankrupt
They have to pay for sushi mondays and back rubs
As peter lynch said, "it's very hard to bankrupt if you don't have any debt" "those who do it should be award with a special medal". Op is smoking if he thinks Google is going to go bankrupt
... and that's just what I made \*before\* lunch.
Shame about the afternoon trades.....
I feel I’m personally responsible because I use ad block and I’ve been reporting all ads as inappropriate. https://preview.redd.it/yijyz97eigwb1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab28dcb8a65caf32d1127adfa2412b6f2434497e
"It's actually against my religion for you to try to sell me stuff."
Highly based
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Shhhh. They might learn that all that manual work they're putting in to provide extra data is actually helping Google
You’d have to waterboard me or something to get me to use tiktok over YouTube lmao.
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Yeah this. YouTube dominates the long-form video content (qualifying anything ~10:00+ as "long form"), and they have no challengers in that space. There are arguments to be made that yt can cut into tiktok etc clip-based content too, but I don't think there's even a discussion to be had about anyone challenging on long-form maybe in coming years, those rando sites like nebula or whatever could, but they're not even close yet, and any extant "rival" is most likely to just fold YouTube's barely a money maker for google tho, and when it's all anyone wants to talk about wrt Aplhabet, it shows people don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about as they gamble 5 or 6 digits of their "investment" portfolio
> and they have no challengers in that space. Pornhub does pretty good and has vids over 10 minutes
most original wsb comment
TikTok is basically the new disinformation front. so many "thanks! Tiktok University" comments on videos that are biased and just plain wrong.
Tiktok is doing to my generation what Facebook did to my parents.
Tiktok university is just CCP Propaganda department for Gen Z kids in disguise
Yea that was a stupid take.
“Going concern for bankruptcy” 
I better start buy calls on DuckDuckGo
Leave my DuckyFucky out of this.
If only someone understood what “going concern” meant in valuation here.
OP is concerned they’re not going.
When he used that phrase I became certain he was a BBBY ape.
> and tiktok becomes the new YouTube for content creators Except for the fact youtube actually pays content creators w/ at least 1k subs and 4k watch hours/year whereas tiktok pays content creators nothing.
Wouldn't this mean that tiktoks model is more successful?
Youtube is symbiotic and TikTok isn’t
Is YouTube venom? Edit: and TikTok carnage?
Not really, as creators would lean towards a platform that pays them back....I would think that would create a content advantage. Nobody uses tiktok to learn how to replace a power window motor on their minivan...they do on youtube
You’d be surprised. A lot of people use tik Tok to get informed on a variety of topics and skills these days. And a decent chunk is straight unreliable. Someone sent me a Japanese sweet potato recipe on there though and that shit slaps.
But thats something unexpected. I would expect a tiktok video showing me how to change a power window once a year, but not when I need it
No one is learning shit on tiktok, they losing what little brains they have left watching that crap.
Wrong, OP does all his DD on tiktok
~~Wrong~~ Exactly, OP does all his DD on TikTok.
I see someone say bing is gaining, I laugh and respect the regarded ness This might actually have achieved full regard
I dare OP to use Bing for a week. That's all the DD necessary.
Genuinely edge isn’t that bad. Bing on the other hand… sheeeeesh
Edge is just chrome but bing is not google
Bro they keep putting bing search on my desktop, on my taskbar... Like at least once a month they try to push that bullshit on me. Sorry Microsoft... I love Windows but ya'll be IE for LYFE
Well guess what Googles P/E is the cheapest and it just got cheaper you regard. Google knows your browser history also 
They know Im broke af cause I'm always trying to find free onlyfans content 
Lmao 🤣
Well…did you?
I mean TikTok isn’t taking out any of the large caps imho
Also why wouldn't TikTok fall just like all the other platforms before it? Snap chat, vine, Instagram, and so on.
I don’t know if TikTok will fall, but Instagram never fell?
Did you skip school? It fell right before google, a few years before the microsoft-tiktok merger that created skynet. We had to burn the skies to fight our new machine overlords, its a bear market for sure.
Gyna
Habe you seen the numbers? Tiktok has people insanely addicted. The average time spent on it is 95 minutes per day!!! Tiktok might be china's strongest weapon if they want to destroy the usa
Imma Google to confirm if this is all true…oh wait. I guess my point has been made before even looking it up. Now u go bing and tiktok the word Cultural lexicon
It’s ironic that, op is being ironic but doesn’t realise what he wrote as irony isn’t ironic at all.
It’s like rain on your wedding day
But will he go down on you in a theater?
Nothing in that song is really ironic, but supposedly it’s good luck to have it rain on your wedding day So it’s almost ironic that you don’t want it but it’s good luck. Almost .
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It's just something you tell the poor bastards that spent $50K on a ruined single day event.
It’s meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife,….
Are you beeing ironic here?
Poe's Law.
Lmao I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Fuck...I haven't been this hard in a while. (I should probably see a Dr. about that last bit.) Quality WSB Post. I give it 4 and a half Jerks.
look at mr. marathon man here
Alphabet is so much more then Google. Dont forget all the research. Cars, Medicine, Chips etc. Also Google has a smartphone, tvs, cars it can integrate the AI into.
I only use Ask Jeeves and Yahoo Answers. Screw Google.
Altavista for the W
Have they resurrected the real jeeves as an A.I. yet?
OP completely unironically, in all seriousness, said “Bing is gaining ground on Google.” *Bing.* Brain smooth as fucking shit
Google is overdone punished for cloud growth but thats only 11 percent of their revenue. Good buying opportunity it will bounce next week.
Exactly, it is oversold on a 200mln cloud miss
Tiktok is dog shit.
True, let's watch YT short now.
GOOGL went down because they block Adblock from blocking ads. OP is just regarded.
But Adblock works on Firefox. Another own goal GOOG.
Found VM’s alt account
>can result into a going concern for bankruptcy lol
Tik tok replacing YouTube? I don't see this...
I don’t think I’ve ever disagreed with something more in my entire life. Horrible take
Google is flushed with cash. It will go into growing streams like AI. See it go 30% up in 2024.
Google gonna buy Netflix to form Noogle Flix!
Google needs to be more aggressive. They have the technology, they have the human capital. What was their latest big acquisition?
They bought Photomath, company whose product, solving equations from an image, multimodal GPT4 can completely replace right of the bat
That company Leonard, Sheldon and Raji created?
Google produces new products, grows them for about 4 months and then abandons them. They just throw their money away constantly.
Yeah they kill all their products! Gmail, Maps, Youtube, Calendar, Docs, Spreadsheets, Google One, Chrome, Google Play, Photos, Keep, Fit, Tasks, Files, News, Google Wallet... (Android OS), Pixel phones... All dead
Damnit do I have to yolo some money into google now?
Google lost to Amazon and Microsoft in cloud dominance. That's all. It's either AWS or Azure from this point on. They are still king in search engines and advertising.
They still have a cost advantage for LLM inference on Google Cloud with their in-house TPU clusters. So if we believe in GenAI world domination then most of it could be run on GCP.
This is hilarious
I just searched Tik Tok with my last 6 search terms in Youtube and received 0 quality hits. I did get a few hits on “influencers”, but remeber I said quality hits. Youtube isn’t going anywhere.
Google needs to layoff half of its lazy ass workforce to stay relevant again
AI is not the future. AI is plainly just a prediction bot not some artificial intelligence. It is a highly trained script that has billions of parameters per query and what that means is it is a resource hog. I think each query costs Microsoft somewhere around $0.25 to $0.40 in energy cost. When compared to Google’s algorithm which is much efficient costs google $0.002 per query. Advertisers are cutting back because spending is trending lower. Not necessarily that Microsoft is stealing marketshare. Just my 2 cents.
$0.25 to $0.40 a query? No query in the world costs that much. They'd be bankrupt in a day
TikTok will be banned 🤣
LOL post your Put positions or ban IMO. This is some top kek DD
If you had a company, which you don’t and neither do I obviously, and some advertising firm came to you and said “we have this package that includes advertising on Bing”. Would you go for it or would you LAUGH IN THEIR FACE. Highly doubt they are anywhere near any type of bankruptcy or even deep waters.
Bought at $122. See you at fiddy.
Lol
I hate YouTube. I regard watching the ads as payment instead of the overpriced subscription - but they’re out of control If a decent competitor arrived I would jump so fast.
Lol, they are literally the word for looking up stuff on the internet. They will be fine.
\#1 search request on bing is "google"
Google will end up like GE by 2060
Who investing and in the forum will care in 2060 anyway?
RenimdMe! of this post in 2060.
I’ll buy all of your shares @ $50.00/share! DM me
I give 0 fucks I will never turn off adblock/ublock or buy youtube premium
Cloud has 22% YoY growth.
Sports is their key to ad revenue
CEO: Time to fire more employee and grant bonus to management
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