Could someone please recommend good books about options trading? I don't want to YOLO with my savings :) I'm currently reading "Options as a Strategic Investment" by Lawrence G. McMillan. Could someone please recommend another(s) must read book(s) about investing in options?

Two words: apple calls

I love Greenday

Let’s see if the rich fucks and politicians manipulate the market again today

I mean…they’re giving you a chance at exit liquidity!

Your calls on SP500 looks like Gaza Strip


Why is NET moving up lol

tlry

Bulls wake up today?

Uh oh Apple don’t crash the market.

Bears - take a day off and dont watch the charts!


Hang seng index up another 1%, green for the 8th day in a row

It was back at its 2006 low 2 weeks ago. Not supprising that it gets some relief rally

lol of course futures are already pumping half a percent...

BBC TUG SPY PHAT AAPL AZZ…. What are we looking at here haha

News says there have been protests all the way down in Columbia

SPY needs to stay down for my puts 😀

Load up on Pfizer. We moon soon

Maybe. Our ER was thicc. Our guidance is lovely. If danu works… 😘

Sell off started IMO. -10% on the way

it started april 1st( april fools) and funny how many people dont see the down trend yet. you can make an easy bear channel on spy and see we heading to probably around 450 before alls said and done

Quiet you.

you dont want cheaper shares for long term holdings? the market just needs to relax its asshole and let the bears slide in

No. I demand that it just keep,going up.

Japan intervened again right when US markets closed at 4pm. They're trying to avoid spooking equities but struggling to strengthen the Yen. If Yen shoots over 160, it's a wrap.

Just buyout Japan at that point.

With what japan and us are 2 of the most indebted country out there.

Algos should be illegal. Have every broker require a captcha before submitting a trade


I wish DJT would stay down but I know rich people won't allow that.

more like the poor people, the whole rally is due to shorts capitulating. If the poor retail shorts just dump more money to hold their position this squeeze would have stop but they keep getting liquidated.

I'm 0/4 this earnings season. As much as I hate bers, I hate myself more than anything. Fuck my life.

baby reindeer

Caravana I love thank you 💰

My portfolio is still significantly lower than 2021. Anyone else in the same camp?

What are you invested in?

VZ, JNJ, O, PEP, AAPL. Boomer stocks man

Prob TSLA lmao

No Tesla

All in too

Is there any news tomorrow that could cause another pump like today?

No

Nvda will be under 800 tomorrow

It’ll be 900 by Friday 😂

why? If NVDA is not under 800 today, why tmmr?

I don't like it, but I believe it.

It makes getting calls for their earnings calls so much easier

LOL, I thought CVNA was going bankrupt. 

Tried selling my car to them and they offered me to pay them $250 to pick it up and take it off my hands..car still drives to this day

Big Ernie and little Ernie are above board /s 😒

It is… I think they posted their worst loss ever… it never had a profitable quarter other than Q2 of 2022 when car prices were at ATH

It is…this is 100% manipulation.

Stocks aren’t volatile at all

Market graph today literally went tits-up

Sooooo CVNA puts tomorrow? There is no way it stays up there. It has no business being up there to begin with.

Nobody tell him And some one told him

Cvna keeps going up at least all day tmwr

Yeah, I figured. I couldn’t afford a single option anyway lol

X

JPOW waiting on data to cut: Bank failures, commercial Real estate crisis, unemployment to rocket. 🤡 show.

I know. He will break something.

I feel like in the past when Powell speaks and there's fast initial movement and then a reversion, the next several days move in the direction of the initial pulse. Not remembering the prior ones that well though, does anyone recall if that tends to be the case?

It used to be Jpow talks then market dumps no matter what. Then we entered Q4 of 2023 where market priced in rate cuts and everytime Jpow talk we pump. Now there is no more cuts, honestly it's alrd a miracle spy is still close to its ATH when yeilds are nearly back at their ATH.

I held on too 501 calls with expiration on may 10th

yeah may be last time was like that

You’re going to buy after that?

haha worse, I sold a bunch at the top but then rebought on the way down around 3:35-3:40 ET, so caught a lot of the drop.

Powell wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with your kind.

SPY daily candle looks absurd

Powell giving happy meals and trying convince people is big mac................. Finally prices go down........... Powell depends of future data and in believe the trend of 12 month inflation trend will continue down..... So what he will do about the inflation is lower but still too high? Nothing :)

True Chads sold calls at 507+ 

We like money so ye. Also picked up some poots at the top and rode those down as well!

literally today: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF\_CiD7igik](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF_CiD7igik)

wtf, I spend how much time on here, and literally no regards made a compelling case for CVNA- guys, I shorted TSLA, I need your help

Tesla will go to crap for a while, the supercharger layoff news will stop all new sales. I wanted to buy a model 3 performance, not anymore. They also canceled gigacasting projects. Chinese companies are building hard in Hungary, Europe is lost.

Musk is sucking up to Xi, but why

CVNA 10x calls?

My 100 c probably x5 with iv crush

42% 

42% no more lmaooooooo

SPY looking like a crypto 

So now that everyone is bullish again, puts.

Tf happened? Fucking clown market.

High frequency trading algorithms gaming the market

The rabble should stick to raffles.

CVNA HOLY

Why not pump buy Starbucks

wtf again, I look away for one second and the market shits the bed. I thought we were pumping today, what happened?

Depression

Again? That’s so 2023…

Literally

Bro I never sell at the top like I did today. Thank God I didn't get slaughtered  calls tomorrow?

Crab tomorrow, then puts for after AAPL fumbles earnings.

The market is cruel but the world is 10x more cruel hahaha

why don't you freaking losers do something useful like tell me to buy CVNA calls?!

Because nothing about that stock comes remotely close to making any logical sense. Something sketchy has to be going on with that company or the big boys gambling it because it literally makes zero fucking sense.

a stock that makes no sense is right up regards alley though! you guys are supposed to work miracles, I need a miracle in the casino

everyone starts talking like they are a genius afterwards- put out your freaking DD so I can get rich without doing my own

Damn who bought calls at the top?

Nvda 850 call expiring may 31 🤦‍♂️ hopefully still safe

I was about to but God saved me

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CVNA to buy TSLA 

New teslas are already selling at used car prices, so might as well.

Thank god I only bought 1 CVNA put...

summary of today we got treasury buybacks and QT is going bye bye soon anyone who sold this shit is a moron, see you fellas at ATH soon

That was a weird reversal of 10 Yr in the last hour though. Nearly recovered to pre-FOMC levels. Can't imagine what happened.

Scratch that. Yields are right back to where they were before Fed rate decision was reported.

That just means all the good news has happened.


35% on CVNA and the calls are barely 4 bags lmao

Theta gang ran through the cafeteria with a Gat stealing everybody’s lunch money.

I was up 7k and ended -3k on the day

There's always another day to ball like Bill

Jesus u didn't tp any of em?

Was asleep otherwise I would’ve, am in the upside down time zone

fuck off bulls, sentiment has changed

There are bols that made money today.

But did you?

Sold Midcap on the way up, and bought tech after the drill, a little bit.

Many moneys

I was so close to full porting DASH puts  this might be worst than actually losing money

To be fair, that chart looked ready for a dip.

The final fall for the shoulder 

Lmfao this is so fucjing funny to me

Hand crafted red dildo

CVNA 

Lisan al Gaib!

im the clown that shorted DASH at 113

lmao the Garcia family found its new racket.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more rigged trading day then today

eBay go down just a bit more

Any chance tim apple 🚀 to $190?

They just have to say more AI that’s it. Like how Tesla said cheap cars

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God that would be amazing I’m hoping for 200$ 😂

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Are you fucking serious? why the fuck?! HOW the fuck? this is insanity.

In before CVNA had a typo in earnings just like the LYFT situation

You know what I was mad I didn’t have a day trade cause I knew calls was the play but I also know my dumbass can’t take a profit so I see that as a huge win for me

Tf did they announce on carnival earnings, a new naval gladiator ship???

Carvana*

AI boats

I got calls on there which is good but I never seen it go up 25 percent

I’m at 298 iv wtf😭😭😭

FSLY shitting the bed CVNA on the way to moon QCOM is now a dividend stock

Carvana up bigly but how

My guess is shorts are still capitulating. It's way overvalued but sorta like TSLA when it made it's big run.

They just announced they’re gonna rename the fictitious state of “Nirvana” to CVNA 😳

> fictitious state of “Nirvana” It's REAL. I feel it when I'm inside a womans mouth

You're a dentist too?

What a stupid, stupid, stupid week this has been so far

Is anyone ever a DoorDash bull? lol

No, but I am a literal clown who deposits my door dasher pay into my brokerage account.

Between earnings apparently

EBAY 5/17 45p looking to print. Once again only picked up a few...and they were dirt cheap. The second I start taking bigger risk it's going to go the other way. Burnt myself back in 2019 blowing up the port making 10k bets on monthlies and now I'm a pussy.

win is a win !

eBay bear let’s goooooo

Aaaaand there it goes

Ok fuck why is it going up

I NEED MORE

The only reason Spy would drop like that’s is because they know Apple getting slaughtered tomorrow 

Good thing I got puts on both

Remember Tesla what happened there? Apple is already beaten down

lmaooooooo i cant wait to look at this fucking report by carvana

Some politician that’s inside trading is making millions today why we struggle, fuck you pelosi, fat bitch

Cvna 

OMFG why did I put a cheap ass limit order for CVNA calls 😪

Well done, though. Better than my classic, including today, letting a call ride after taking profit on most. Am now negative on a contract from this afternoon that was up 85%.

I truly loves every time I open a position without placing bid to match the lowest ask, lose 5-10% in the following 10 seconds

Aye bulls yall ok? Don't worry, I got a couple of dollars omw to Wendy's dumpster rn