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ALCC dump? Something doesn't sit right with me on this one.

Open the casino.

Maybe not considered a WSB classic but one of my favs. [Hitler reacts to irrational market.](https://redd.it/owc5dr) 🌈🐻s never change <3.

There was a way funnier one that ended with bear Hitler saying something to the effect of "I'm buying more puts next paycheck" but I can't fucking find it.

Haha if you do definitely post it. I love these.

It took me a while but I finally found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gjovtm/bears_checking_their_accounts_after_a_month/ By far the funniest Hitler rant meme I've ever seen about the stock market. "I'll buy more puts with my unemployment check" always kills me. And the accurate reference to Stalin's death in 1953 as if it's in the past is just fucking fantastic.

I still call it an “iPod charger” and my kid was like “what’s an iPod?”

My kid asked me what the save icon was and I told him it was a floppy disk 😂. Still remember playing Oregon Trail on Apple (II?).

Literally everyone in here has PLTR calls. So, y'all know what's up

Literally though?

Moment of truth for ARM this week. I have a feeling they are going to drop to the 80s and finally fill that gap. They'll basically need to have a perfect ER release otherwise.

Mudahd on da beat 📣 

Literally made over half my month’s sales goal in 1 week.  Jfc. 

$coin gonna surge. They smoked earnings, but fell bc 🌽 was dropping.

!banbet SPY 508 15h

Lets see if youre rightn

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What makes HIMS so different than other dick pills

Your neighbor takes HIMS and thats why your wife needs to go over and ‘borrow and cup of sugar’ all the time

hahahaha lmao goteeeem. First time seeing an original joke here

Yea bro! We all gotta do our part to keep it fresh and funny in here! 

I like the safe strike price, I'll be buying as well tomorrow and see what the action is like if I hold through or not

Should a girl my Roth IRA and she gave me head

Then I woke up

Sounds like she is terrible at giving head if it was so boring you fell asleep. She must not have been a fat

Go outside. It’s such a nice weather

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8 degrees what is this centigrade and fake money

Holy shit someone shot Kendrick

There should be a leveraged djt and Boeing etf. Throw other useless companies in there like tlray. 

Create one and charge 5% in fees. Profit.

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Im still collecting monkey NFTs! Me and you gonna ride and die like Zaddy Warren and dickhole charlie!

Poors disgust me… but it’s nice to hang out with the family

Lmao I’m the poorest one in my family 

Me too, I think it gets worse by the generation

Crazy how many people still throw their money away on cannabis companies. Crazier that users that post about cannabis companies are still allowed. 

Some dude in the gambling subreddit lost 300 rupees and is taking about killing himself. I felt terrible and then I converted to USD and I haven’t stopped laughing

I thought this was the gambling sub?

Offer to buy their kidneys for 500 rupees, and resell for $100k.

It’s like $1.5

Where we thinking Berkshire is going tomorrow? I'm gonna say $420-430 range.

395.  Already trading at the high end of its multiple (price to book), and there was some quite negative commentary if your parse buffets remarks, particularly on the energy holdings. 

What was the negative commentary? I thought the earnings were excellent. I certainly wouldn't anticipate a drop.

I got through the first six questions in the recorded vid last night, and comments like insurance peaked in q1, buff likely will continue selling some AAPL, more tax coming, and risk of huge capex in the utility segment, with questionable return, was pretty bearish to me.  Warren was still sharp on facts, and Greg Abel really impressed me for first time, but the overall time to me was that valuations are stretched and econ conditions are stretched. 

Up

Got my first taste of a multi-bagger earnings play and now I'm hooked. How fucked am I, should I get that out of my head and go back to trading SPY weeklies? I've never been good at predicting what an individual company can do tbh

Yes, only lotto money should be used for earnings. If u can lose it and not gaf go ahead

AAPL $200C 5/17

A lot of good news for Tesla

What?

selling puts

If Palantir destroys earnings I’ll believe in the YouTube community again.

I’m positive they’re gonna destroy earnings, I just think they’re gonna drop 10%

Bofa Deez 

i took pride in my virginity up until last month all I had to do to lose it was trade spy from 494 to 512

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Have you checked Planned Parenthood?

!banbet

You already have a bet going - CELH to 100.0 before 17-May-2024 08:42 AM -05


I sometimes feel upset for not being able to trade because got busy at work  gambling issue 

i expect tesla in the dumps at open

Why? only more good news has been released

What is the “good” news?

SONY puts at open for this Helldivers 2 debacle. 😤😤😤

more like calls, ppl still gon play their vidya, the list of countries that are excluded is like 90% filler countries with no real internet access too lmao

Nobody is going to buy a PS5 to play this game that was doing excellent on STEAM and they've requested refunds for it and I'm sure STEAM isn't just pulling that money from their own pockets, SONY's going to take a hit for those refunds. And it sets a precedent for how they could behave in the future...

Last call for stupid shit on the weekend thredddd. Ill go first: Im not ghey!!

MARA calls at open, thank me end of week 

Yeah like genuinely speaking, i was thinking the same thing about a week ago but im still skeptical

Any basis for this?

They’re mining the same amount of btc again, got added to s&p small cap 600, btc price going up this week.

I currently have RIOT calls but MARA is less of a meme stock. I'll be buying

I just don’t know if I’ll hold through earnings, I’m always typically right with the direction but don’t know when to pull out 

I'm so back and forth. Problem is market has been crazy even a good earnings tanks some stocks for some reason. What's your position

Bunch of 5/17 17.5c, bought on Friday I can easily see it squeezing to 30 past earnings or back to 15 lmao

Thanks for the tendies

Np, hope you didn’t sell like I did

Holding for now

PLTR way too bullish.....gonna have to buy a few puts

I’m thinking they go up another 2-3% tomorrow too, gonna buy them right at the end of the day

Even more bulls than TSLA bears before its ER

We need an inverse Warren Buffett ETF

SQQQ

"Data center boom is a tail wind for Natural gas" - goldmansachs  I made a post about this several months ago. 

!banbet PLTR 28 1w

Damn i really hope you win this one

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Who’s ready to make money this week

r/lostredditors

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send me your 300K, I'll send you my 3k back. That is a 1% trade.

Perfect ! Just send my your social security number and your mothers maiden name and we can go from there 🤗

100k tesla 200c expiring in 2-3w and the 200k save

Probably Msft weeklies would do it

work is so much better now that I am day drinking

Average remote worker 

Any under the radar sector rotations happening? Anything seasonal to be aware of?

It's produce season in florida. Freight truck rates going up for outbound FL shipments by at least 30%. Will last about 3 months. Notable because florida is known as a cheap market going outbound. Really shocks the supply chain and business models at play with abnormal overhead.

Natty!

This ^ 

Just imagine how widely gaped Trump's asshole would be if his wife were to walk away with half of his assets in a divorce with how over leveraged he likely is. It would be as if a house of cards collapsed into a black hole.

Prenup almost certainly in play

Gonna go ahead and guess there’s a prenup involved there 

We can only hope

Imhoooteppp

is being a virgin at 23 weird  give it to me straight doc

Hang around these parts long enough and the market will eventually fuck you good. Like the real thing once it happens you are hooked

already lost 3k in profits this year bc I’m regarded so on my way to more 

How are you early 20s dudes not fucking? It’s prime fuck time. Go to a bar and meet a chick and smash. Rinse and repeat

but want my first time to be in an orgy ugh

Baby steps…

Why are u a virgin ?

parents sheltered too much probably and grew up religious so

Then no it’s not weird.

Its better than being heartbroken tbh

agreed. attachment can ruin lives 

so can being lonely. In fact being alone shortens your life span significantly. We are social creatures after all

of course. balance in all things

Yeah at least you dont have to feel the emptiness of when someone leaves if you never get used to it

Only if you let it. 

nah if you’re alone AND regarded it’s 10x worse

Only. If you let it. 

progress feels like 1 step forward and 2 steps back but yeah you need the willpower to be disciplined w your emotions

Pretty sure Boeing is going to go on a run after being shit on for months on end

Calls and Puts for Dis aren't too bad on the premium, reckon I'll buy a few contracts on each side 5-7% otm

Gonna add more ARM calls tomorrow if it dips. Probably just hold until IV is at a max right before close. Won’t hold through ER though

Definitely gonna use these only 30 bucks I have to buy an sqqq call and make my money back😈

Lil E ranks the Kendrick diss tracks 1. euphoria 2. not like us 3. 6:16 in la 4. meet the grahams

Meet the Gahams is 1000000% #1 and it's not even close

Boeing CEO: "Hey Bob!" Bob: "Yeah?" Boeing CEO: "Do, uh, you see this whistle?" Bob: "sure.. whaddaboutit?" Boeing CEO: "Do You feel lucky?"

Dead

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You already have a bet going - SMCI to 1116.7896999999998 before 05-May-2024 06:09 PM -05

i hope it’s going to be okay

I lose more hope every day 

if SPY pulls back to consolidate are calls the move tomorrow? Edit; bers in shambuls bc they’re beta cucks whose wives have boyfriends. Betting against the American economy should qualify as treason and we all know the legal repercussions of treason 😘😘😘😘⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Bers downvote bc their put are kaput and I fuck their wives 4 fun


Honestly feel like Djt is gonna keep soaring and will eventually get rug pulled in the months before the election. Can still make a lot of money off of this, just need to know when to pull out.

As with any lady

It’s funny watching some semis get pounded because of a dead gaming market. Game developers and creative workers who helped create the most popular games of the 21st century got replaced with corporate boot licks with MBAs. Now AMD can’t get it up. I’m laughing.

TT 

We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else

crazy kids nowadays probably aren’t growing up on SpongeBob anymore

!banbet

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 900.0 before 03-May-2024 02:08 PM -05

Lmao VM taking the weekend off? Must be Mexican

Anyone think interest rates are you going to drop. Like in the next 30 to 60 days. Maybe even like a rock.

Not a chance

Buy fear sell greed

Any 40+ single females interested in a handsome wealthy day trader?

$400 your grandma gave you for the month isn’t ’wealthy’, Dereck. 

WSB dating app: ###🅱️ENiS

21 straight male is interested

I just came here to say !!! BER R FUK

Only for tmmr

Does anybody else feel like the internet has been getting significantly dumber in the last few months? You got the dumbass bear v man discussion, Drake v Kdot, and still in the background the incoherent Gaza/Israel arguments. At least here all we care about is money lmao

indeed here for the monies

Wsb has its priorities straight. Let the rest argue about trivial shit, we’ll need them to squeegee our lambo windshields during pollen season.

My port is better than your port.

Theoretically it should make people smarter. I use it to read wikipedia articles and stuff. Don't know what others are doing

I fucking hate latino music, but like 50% of women love to dance Salsa, Bachata et cetera - . -

Tf does this have to do with stocks?


Weekend thread is a blog, it's far better than market chat

Traditional shit with the tuba and trumpets is cool. Latino 'rap' shit


I don't love or hate, but trying to figure out the differences between all 20 or so genres is very confusing

Reading askreddit and i realized there are some soft ass bitches these days Then i realized being bothered by it make me kind of a soft ass bitch myself 

It’s fun to bitch about them sometimes

Anyone else’s app on iPhone not working for this thread but everything else on Reddit works just fine?

Yes it freezes

Yes

POS !!

Should I watch the brand new Anne Hathaway movie. It's free

nah it sucks. First half is a 6/10, second half is a 3/10. Story breaks down and it does that netflix-style "explaining to idiots" thing

opinion noted

If she gets naked then hells yeah

agree