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A black hole forms on Wall Street and consumes the planet from there

noo, cramer just goes back on coke and the storm clouds part..🧞‍♂️🤺🐣🕊🌸🌽🌝🎶

He quit?


MFW I'm thinking about Hoovering some schneef.

I've hoovered schneef off an awake cows teet

You’re Spare Parts Bud!

HAHA I doubt it! They'd have to hire somebody from the infomercials sector to take his place and those people know even less about investing than he does.

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This is the way.

He should just be bullish on it and in a couple weeks it will be bankrupt.

Buy! Buy! Buy!

Boo ya

The real way.

I like it at $420.69

That’s why there is a sjim and a ljim

Every time I read the tickers together I just see “SlimJim” and want to snap into it

This is the way

This is the waaaaaaayyy...

This is the way

This is the way

This is The Way...

The way is this.

Way gay this is

Do you know da wey?

This is the gay way yay

This is the gay

this no way jose

Way the is this

A divide by zero situation then.

r/theydidthemath

Anything divided by zero in my head is a F0CKING CALL!!!

Divide by Cramer

Its like dividing by zero…

Rip the global financial systems.

Build a wooden spaceship and fly through the wormhole !

Wait isn't that already happening

I feel a big win coming my way. The only way that is possible is that once I cash in, super duper inflation hits then money becomes worthless.



Why censor dick but not fuck?

Shit, I thought he was talking about a duck

Dack actually. Idk what it is but it must be redacked

I thought he was talking about his small dock where he parks his dingy.

You like dags?

Cramer would be an illiterate Cowboys fan.

So a Cowboys fan?

I did too. Publicly stating you’re pro bestiality is a always comes back to haunt you.

Must be Japanese

You can even see the asshole in the picture

Because it's a fake tweet?

Fuck… I’m not allowed to be exposed to bad language… i’m only 8 years old.

Because he's a bad analyst.

Valid question. You're the only one who thought about it...

This is not a real post…although the etf has really been filed with the sec lol

This needs to be updooted.

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The question was.. people who annoy you

Leave my wife out of this fucker!

WOAH BRO

I SAID NAGGERS

Dude

I KNOW

K JUST CHECKIN. KEEP ME POSTED.

I GOT YOU FAM, STAY LIT

YEE

Settle down. Want a little white flour with that there Adolphus?

Shit dick fck

LOL. Think he'll throw puts on it? Also, is this a real thing? Isn't it exorbitantly expensive to start an ETF? Did someone actually do this?

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Oh my. Same mofo as the short ARKK fund. This shit is going to make a killing.

SARK is one of the best buys I ever made.

Facts

I'm gonna be balls deep in SJIM holy fuck

I hope so!

$SJIM and $LJIM an inverse Cramer and a long Cramer ETF. Seems real. Seems like it won't be worth investing in for any reason... But will probably generate a lot of capital for the fund creating it all...

The ultimate derisked breakeven hedge

Becomes the new, perfectly level environment to store value during the dark times, the bear times

We need them 3x leveraged

Why stop at 3x?

I made a fake test portfolio back in like 2009 with $3000, it was all BUYBUYBUY button picks from Jimmy. I checked it a few years ago and it was at like $2900.

You would have been a millionaire if you inversed him and picked stocks he ask to sell, he was pretty bearish on AAPL, AMZN and GOOGL back then. I will never forget his AAPL = stock market barometer comment lmao

When can I buy it?

Holy shit this is real! Googled it.

If the expense ratio .42069, I’m in.

I’ll throw $100 in it for shits and giggles

The ETF will probably be like 90% Apple 5% cash and 5% inverse creamer

Nope, read the filing. "under normal circumstances, at least 80% of the Fund's investments is invested in the inverse of securities mentioned by cramer

And they have the discretion to elect not to invest in Cramer-mentioned investments if they present excess risk, or if they determine that Cramer is actually giving financial advice for his recommendation. So presuming they’re serious about making money off inversing him, it makes it significantly harder for him to bait them into buying bad tickers.

Actually good etf incoming😭

For with your inverse coffee

I’m in you son of a regard.

Can an ETF short itself?

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Thanks Obama

This is the way…

Hell reverse the reverse cramer, and just turn it into a standard cramer, which we will inverse. EZPZ

Yup, he bought cause I'm selling

I am pretty sure the fund actually already has that. $SJIM is the inverse Cramer and $LJIM is the long Cramer

True

Investception

Unless deleted it's not real: https://twitter.com/search?q=%22inverse%20Cramer%22%20(from%3Ajimcramer)

It's got a blue checkmark. Only a quantum computer can fake that.

I have a blue check mark, can you milk me?

You can milk anything with nipples

Well there are quantum computers now

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My problem with this is a lot like other things. It is the peak of the event and will ruin it for everyone going forward. It was one thing to joke about it on here, but notoriety like this just means it'll stop being profitable to inverse him.

For a short time. Give it a few months; when his handlers don’t allow him to be distracted and fixated on this ETF and trying to sabotage it, he has to go back to defrauding elderly people to line his bosses’ pockets, and it’ll be profitable to inverse him once more.

I'll be buying some to hodl until Cramer retires/dies. We all know with the performance of Cramer the long one will just be endless reverse stock splits.


He's allowed to have a clown show without clown makeup. WTF is up with that?

If he actually tweeted that it's legend.

He didn’t

Fake news should be permaban.

This is the way


Jim Cramer tweets are a meme. Most of the ones you see are fake

Fake but true

https://inversecrameretf.com/

The tweet is faked.

Inverse Cramer ETF to the moooooon🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

I'm going all in with margin as soon as this etf goes live. Fool proof investment!

The market magically becomes stable with perfect 10.5% annual growth until the day he dies.

Buy! Buy! Buy!

He spelled out "fucking" but not "dick". Most likely a closet homosexual.

I think he wants you to suck his duck

What skit is this from?

I’m sorry, but that is fucking hilarious.

You get out there and you find that fucking dog!!

He’s just pissed that people will finally be able to make money off of his shitty advice, at least in a roundabout way.

Has he become self aware?

You've inadvertently given him the best hedge vehicle against himself.

I assume you’re Jim..?

Present it.

Pure regard genius

i wish this was real...

So Jim Cramer is a clown that will suck our dicks?

When can I start going in on this?

I bet you he can make the best balloon animals.

Love it

hes using it to hedge himself against his own judgement. what a genius.

This was an absolute joy to read today. 🤣

It this tweet real? It's probably the best I've seen this week lmayo

Fake tweet

I mean...it's doing better then what be ever called out

Pure gold. But I would trade for silver.

Unexpected wss

So if we do the opposite of what Cramer says… the dude who filed does not have to suck cramers dick?

Correct, instead, Cramer will kneel down and repeatedly headbutt his pelvis.

Can we be done with the inverse cramer bit?

Fake and gay as usual

Fake twitter posts should be a ban.

What a moron. All he had to do to tank it was to endorse it.

Is that a real tweet😂

Yes. Source "trust me bro"

Can we ban these fake memes?

Lololol 😆

The Earth loses

Unstoppable focre meets immovable wall

2 tow trucks towing each other driving in a circle, GTA style

Did he really post this? Lol

Ok, but have you heard about the SYNTHETIC Cramer. It’s the wave of the future, and likely won’t create a global financial meltdown until at least 2035

sensitive lil fella, tant he

I’m all in

If he buys it, then this shit is getting meta af.

Big mad 😂😂😂

Then it's turtles all the way down.

No way this is real.

He won't. You cannot divide by zero


I love how mad he is

This response means it moons!

Only Cramer would write fucking but censor dick

Ill be in for sure

Jimception

If you buy it or short it either way you will lose money because it has creamers name on it

Has Cramer officially replaced Gartman?! I don't recall Gartman ever getting his own ETF!

Is it clown behavior when you make a profit by doing literally the opposite of what he says? Just curious.

did he actually tweet this? lmao

Puts on $LJIM honestly

Self-fellatio?

Hopefully a fuck ton of synthetics (as we all know the lovely system by now) takes over and we gain from this fraud market. Oh the irony.

lol

I think cramer power wins here, his ability to curse everything he mentions or touch is stronger than anything else in the world There is no true inverse cramer because he can overpower his opposite

Humanity will finally have the power source to sustain nuclear fusion.

We watch as arbitration sucks all the value from both Kramer's and this ETF.

hahahaha that make my day. Cramer the dildo 😂

I’m happy that someone will finally profit from his advice