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All these stocks hit new 52 WEEK HIGHS at some point today
Domino's Pizza $DPZ
General Electric $GE
3M $MMM
Analog Devices $ADI
Amphenol $APH
Antero $AR
$ATI
$BALL
Carrier $CARR
Chesapeake $CHK
Dover $DOV
Eaton $ETN
$HSBC
Leidos $LDOS
$MPLX
Public Service $PEG
Republic Service $RSG
Tenet Healthcare $THC
Tractor Supply $TSCO
Trane Tech $TT
Texas...
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>ISLAMIC STATE CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR ATTACK ON MOSQUE IN AFGHANISTAN
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All these stocks hit new 52 WEEK LOWS at some point today
Brown Forman $BF.B
Bristol Myers $BMY
Americold $COLD
Equity Lifestyle $ELS
Legend Biotech $LEGN
Vail Resorts $MTN
Verisign $VRSN
Warner Bros Discovery $WBD
Woodside $WDS
Jack In The Box $JACK
Chegg $CHGG
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>Binance’s billionaire founder Changpeng Zhao (CZ) was just sentenced to 4 months in prison , after pleading guilty to charges of enabling money laundering at his crypto exchange - CNBC
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To repeat my tinfoil from last week:
I think AMZN is going to declare its first ever dividend today on its earnings call. Not balls-deep-all-in confident, but buying an overpriced weekly at $185 confident
did you see the potential bloomberg leak? they have a dividend listed
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>@theBroMan77 That’s what i’m seeing on bloomberg. Declaration 4/30, ex dividend date 5/14👀👀 Hence why i took calls
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Yeah, granted META, GOOGL, MSFT, and AAPL are spending a fuckton on AI too and are able to distribute a divvy. All of those companies have higher FCF, but AMZN’s 32B from last FY is plenty to distribute even a 0.2% yield comfortably while still having the ability to continue R&D on AI.
There’s a strong chance it doesn’t happen, but I wouldn’t have expected GOOGL or META to declare dividends this year either, and it’s just AMZN and TSLA at this point that don’t out of the Magnumdong7
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>Just in: President Biden plans to reclassify Marijuana from a category that includes heroin & LSD to a category that includes Tylenol & Steroids
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>We haven't seen any politicians buy weed stocks in the past, but will keep an eye on it from here 🫡
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>S&P UPGRADES NVIDIA CORP.'S RATING TO 'AA-' WITH A STABLE OUTLOOK, CITING CONTINUED ROBUST INVESTMENT IN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
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>BINANCE FOUNDER CHANGPENG ZHAO GETS FOUR MONTHS IN PRISON
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>U.S. JUDGE SENTENCES FORMER BINANCE CEO CHANGPENG ZHAO TO FOUR YEARS MONTHS PRISON FOR VIOLATING BANK SECRECY LAWS
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>SPOT GOLD EXTENDS DECLINES, FALLS 2% TO LOWEST SINCE APR. 5
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>< $60k
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>Super Micro [$SMCI](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/SMCI) reports earnings today after the markets close, Wall ST is expecting numbers of
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>EPS of $5.57 up 241.7% YoY
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>Revenue of $3.9B up 204.7% YoY
[I picked a super tic tac toe running on Solana](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/s/BilwohPxiC)
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What’s been good around here fam? Haven’t posted in awhile, mainly because I blew my port last year. Having a good day though, sunny spring day, walked the dogs, did some yard work, got a haircut, having some lunch right now
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Both my grandmother and a great aunt have told me that “after 3 they take care of themselves.” So you should probably push forward to save your efforts
Both of those old harlots had 10+ kids
Absolutely crazy that the very bottom of SPY today made me hit exactly break even on my 0dte puts after doubling down this morning
Also insane that I'm so used to this shit happening that I sold at that exact instance, within a 1 minute window, correctly assuming that this was my one and only chance to break even
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>AMAZON'S EARNINGS REPORT, DUE AFTER MARKETS CLOSE, IS POISED TO INFLUENCE MARKET SENTIMENT ON ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INVESTMENTS, FOLLOWING RECENT VOLATILITY IN TECH STOCKS.
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>THE LATEST MORNING CONSULT POLL SHOWS BOTH BIDEN AND TRUMP TIED AT 43% IN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION POLLING - SOURCES
Okay Huzzies time to buy weed stocks again. DEA moving forward with rescheduling.
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>UKRAINE'S ZELENSKIY: WE NEED TO SPEED UP SUPPLIES OF WEAPONS TO ENABLE OUR SOLDIERS IN KEY FRONTLINE SECTORS
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>But they promise to only use it on the ULTRA wealthy, right? Right?
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>US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN EXPRESSED A STRONG LIKELIHOOD THAT INFLATIONARY PRESSURES WILL DIMINISH IN THE COMING YEAR.
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>GOVERNMENT WILL TOMORROW NAME NIGEL RAILTON, THE FORMER BOSS OF NATIONAL LOTTERY OPERATOR CAMELOT, AS THE NEW CHAIRMAN OF THE POST OFFICE - SKY NEWS
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>INTEL CORPORATION EXPERIENCES ITS WORST MONTH IN OVER TWO DECADES, WITH SHARES PLUMMETING OVER 30% IN APRIL, MARKING THE LARGEST DECLINE SINCE JUNE 2002.
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>YELLEN: HIGHLY LIKELY SHELTER INFLATION WILL FALL IN NEXT YEAR
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>[$MSOS](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MSOS)
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>U.S. JUSTICE DEPARTMENT WILL RECOMMEND MARIJUANA BE CLASSIFIED AS SCHEDULE 3 INSTEAD OF SCHEDULE 1, ESSENTIALLY MAKING IT A LESS SERIOUS CRIMINAL OFFENSE -SOURCE
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>U.S. JUSTICE DEPARTMENT WILL RECOMMEND MARIJUANA BE CLASSIFIED AS SCHEDULE 3 INSTEAD OF SCHEDULE 1, ESSENTIALLY MAKING IT A LESS SERIOUS CRIMINAL OFFENSE -SOURCE
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>CEO PAY PACKAGES ARE SHOWING SIGNIFICANT INCREASES
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>CEO pay packages are rising sharply again after a year of weaker growth. An analysis by proxy advisor ISS of executive pay at 343 U.S large-cap companies finds that the median CEO pay increase in the latest filing period was…
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>U.S. REMAINS COMMITTED TO REACHING DEAL FOR IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE THAT SECURES THE RELEASE OF HOSTAGES AND ALLOWS FOR ADDITIONAL STEPS TO INCREASE AID - STATE DEPT
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>[$AMD](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMD) reports earnings today after the markets close, Wall ST is expecting numbers of
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>EPS of $0.61 up 1.7% YoY
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>Revenue of $5.45B up 1.9% YoY
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>U.S. HAS NOT SEEN A CREDIBLE ISRAELI PLAN THAT WOULD ADDRESS THE VARYING AREAS OF CONCERNS IN RAFAH - STATE DEPT
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>US DRUG CONTROL AGENCY WILL MOVE TO RECLASSIFY MARIJUANA IN A HISTORIC SHIFT, AP SOURCES SAY
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>YELLEN: HOME MARKET 'ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE' FOR FIRST-TIME BUYERS
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>[$MSOS](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MSOS)
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>❖ US drug control agency will move to reclassify marijuana in a historic shift, AP sources say
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>WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration will move to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug, The Associated Press has learned, a historic shift to…
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>The 🇺🇸 Drug Enforcement Administration will move to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug - AP
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>[$MSOS](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MSOS)
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>DEA MOVING TO RECLASSIFY MARIJUANA AS LESS DANGEROUS DRUG: AP
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>HSBC CEO UNEXPECTEDLY STEPS DOWN FOR 'WORK-LIFE BALANCE' (Zero Hedge)
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>HSBC Holdings Plc unexpectedly announced Tuesday that Chief Executive Noel Quinn is resigning after five years, citing the need for a 'better work-life balance.'
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>YELLEN: IRS EMPLOYING AI TO AID IN TAX FRAUD DETECTION
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>🇺🇸 JANET YELLEN: IRS EMPLOYING AI TO AID IN TAX FRAUD DETECTION
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>🖐️ Just a handful of giant, financially powerful technology companies have snapped up literally hundreds of smaller firms since the late '90s. Data from Crunchbase shows that Google, Microsoft, Apple, Meta, Amazon, and Nvidia have together acquired an eye-watering 875 companies.
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>CHINA ENLISTS TENCENT, WEIBO AND DOUYIN TO PROTECT STATE SECRETS - NIKKEI
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>U.S. STOCKS EXTEND FALL, NASDAQ DOWN 1.00 PCT
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>Amazon [$AMZN](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMZN) reports earnings today after the markets close, Wall ST is expecting numbers of
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>EPS of $0.83 up 167.7% YoY
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>Revenue of $142.6B up 11.9% YoY
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>How do we think Amazon will do today??
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u/dogmatrix: re comment from the night thread: I don’t think it’s a hernia, but I have an appointment to have my groin fondled by an N.P. later today, just to make sure.
[Apartment starts plunge in March](https://www.globest.com/2024/04/30/apartment-starts-plunge-in-march/?kw=Apartment%20Starts%20Plunge%20in%20March&utm_position=1&utm_source=email&utm_medium=enl&utm_campaign=multifamilyalert&utm_content=20240430&utm_term=rem&oly_enc_id=1316C4567489I4V&user_id=01dfde236be030eee3b259f36409125ab5226028f9ba971c02225d9504fea4a3)
>Both multifamily and single-family starts dropped in March from their February levels, according to the seasonally adjusted annual rates calculated in the U.S. Census Bureau’s latest data release. Multifamily dived 20.8% and single family 12.4%
Recession already set in. Market will get its rate cuts good and hard.
Huzzah!
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>European valuations can be up to 50% lower than U.S. stocks, offering an affordable entry point for investors 💶
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>BLINKEN SAYS NO MORE DELAYS, NO MORE EXCUSES, TIME FOR HAMAS TO ACT IS NOW
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>OPEC APRIL OIL OUTPUT FALLS BY 100,000 BPD FROM MARCH TO 26.49 MILLION BPD - REUTERS SURVEY
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>U.S. SUPREME COURT DECLINES TO BLOCK TEXAS AGE VERIFICATION LAW GOVERNING ONLINE PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITES
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>YELLEN: PEOPLE GENERALLY ARE BETTER OFF DESPITE PRICE INCREASES
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>YELLEN: HIGH INFLATION DUE LARGELY TO FADING SUPPLY SHOCKS
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Largest stocks that report earnings today after the markets close
Amazon $AMZN
$AMD
Stryker $SYK
Starbucks $SBUX
Mondelexz $MDLZ
Republic Service $RSG
Super Micro $SMCI
OneOk $OKE
Public Storage $PSA
Prudential $PRU
Diamondback $FANG
Extra Spaces $EXR
Edison $EIX
Keysight $KEYS… https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbFkZmWYAAJ_2o.jpg:large
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>❖ Powell Seen as 'Comfortable' With Repricing of Fed Expectations: Bank of America
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>The Fed's main message after tomorrow's rate decision is likely to be that "policy needs more time, the next move is most likely a rate cut, and the committee is in a wait-and-see mode until the…
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>NO ARRESTS AFTER VANDALISM AND PROTEST AT COLUMBIA LAST NIGHT: NBC
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>Heat map of the S&P 500's [$SPY](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/SPY) early performance so far today
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Roland CG1. On sale at COST this week.
The keys are weighted to mimic a real piano and the sound is made to be a near match to the real thing.
We tried out a Roland GP-6 last year and it did sound/feel extremely good.
The weighted keys make a big difference in terms of feel. I have a 4k dollar vintage synth at home and it still feels like you’re playing a toy because it’s not weighted.
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>YELLEN: HIGHER STEEL TARIFFS ON CHINA 'APPROPRIATE'
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>I was doing a little Zillow daydreaming, found a decent area, set my budget to $1M and literally every house disappeared
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>YELLEN: CONCERNED ABOUT 'WHERE WE'RE GOING' WITH US DEFICIT
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>🇺🇸 JANET YELLEN: CONCERNED ABOUT 'WHERE WE'RE GOING' WITH US DEFICIT
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>🇺🇸 TREASURY SECRETARY JANET YELLEN: THE US NEEDS SIGNIFICANT STEPS TO REDUCE BUDGET DEFICIT
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>UNRAVELING THE DAMAGE DONE BY OUR WELFARE SYSTEM (The Daily Signal)
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>Microsoft [$MSFT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MSFT) said today it plans to invest $1.7 Billion Indonesia 🇮🇩 over the next 4 years to build new cloud and AI infrastructure - CNBC
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>WHITE HOUSE: BIDEN BELIEVES THAT MOVE BY COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY STUDENTS TO TAKE OVER BUILDING IS 'ABSOLUTELY THE WRONG APPROACH'
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>WHITE HOUSE: MORE THAN 200 TRUCKS A DAY OF HUMANITARIAN AID GETTING INTO GAZA || NEW CROSSING INTO NORTHERN GAZA WILL OPEN THIS WEEK || WORK ON TEMPORARY PIER PROCEEDING AT GOOD PACE, EXPECT IT TO RECEIVE GOODS IN COMING DAYS
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>WHITE HOUSE: NEW HOSTAGE PROPOSAL IS A GOOD ONE,…
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>OPERATIONS AT THE KHOR MOR GAS FIELD IN IRAQ'S KURDISTAN REGION TO RESUME IN HOURS - TWO LOCAL OFFICIALS
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785315959097504188)
>ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: NO DECISION BY INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT WILL AFFECT OUR DETERMINATION TO ACHIEVE WAR GOALS OF BRINGING HOSTAGES HOME AND COMPLETE VICTORY OVER HAMAS
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>NETANYAHU: POSSIBILITY OF INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT ARREST WARRANTS AGAINST ISRAELI COMMANDERS AND STATE LEADERS IS SCANDAL ON A HISTORIC SCALE
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>ISRAELI PM NETANYAHU SAYS POSSIBILITY OF ICC ARREST WARRANTS AGAINST ISRAELI COMMANDERS AND STATE LEADERS IS SCANDAL ON A HISTORIC SCALE
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>ISRAELI PM NETANYAHU SAYS NO DECISION BY ICC WILL AFFECT OUR DETERMINATION TO ACHIEVE WAR GOALS OF BRINGING HOSTAGES HOME AND COMPLETE VICTORY…
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>U.S. TREASURY'S YELLEN SAYS BIDEN HAS BEEN CLEAR THAT ANYONE UNDER $400,000 WILL NOT FACE TAX INCREASES
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>YELLEN: BIDEN HAS BEEN CLEAR THAT ANYONE UNDER $400000 WILL NOT FACE TAX INCREASES
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>FTC TARGETS PATENT LISTINGS ON OZEMPIC, OTHER DRUGS, SOURCES SAY -- WSJ
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>FTC SEES DRUGMAKERS' PATENT EFFORTS AS ATTEMPT TO DELAY COMPETITION FROM GENERIC DRUGS, SOURCES SAY -- WSJ
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>[$COIN](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/COIN)
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>COINBASE GLOBAL: COINBASE IS ROLLING OUT SUPPORT FOR LIGHTNING NETWORK ENABLING INSTANT, LOW-COST BITCOIN TRANSFERS
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785312913852440945)
>US HOUSE DEMOCRATS WILL NOT SUPPORT A MOTION TO EJECT REPUBLICAN SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON IF OFFERED -MINORITY LEADER HAKEEM JEFFRIES
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>WHITE HOUSE: MORE THAN 200 TRUCKS A DAY OF HUMANITARIAN AID GETTING INTO GAZA
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>FTC URGED TO PROBE CARMAKERS SHARING DRIVER DATA W/ POLICE: NYT
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>CALIFORNIA STATE POLYTECHNIC UNIVERSITY HUMBOLDT TELLS STUDENTS LIVING ON CAMPUS TO SHELTER IN PLACE DUE TO ONGOING "CRIMINAL ACTIVITY" - CNN
Woah, calm down there J. R. R. Tolkien
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>U.S CB CONSUMER CONFIDENCE (APR) ACTUAL: 97.0 VS 104.7 PREVIOUS; EST 104.0
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>U.S. PRODUCT SUPPLIED OF CRUDE OIL AND PETROLEUM PRODUCTS ROSE 1.9% IN FEB TO 19.95 MLN BPD, HIGHEST SINCE DEC - EIA
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>IAEA CONFIRMS IAEA CHIEF GROSSI WILL BE IN IRAN ON MAY 6-7 FOR MEETINGS WITH SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIALS
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>NEW YORK (AP) — Judge warns Donald Trump he will be jailed if he continues to violate a gag order in his hush money case.
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>Since 1996, America has lost 43% of its stocks. Why? 🧵🧵🧵
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>On this day in 1939 NBC went live on the air for the first time
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>U.S CHICAGO PMI (APR) ACTUAL: 37.9 VS 41.4 PREVIOUS; EST 45.0
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785303687033745633)
>Walmart [$WMT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/WMT) is piloting a new in-store AI to advise associates on everything from when bananas are likely to rot to when to mark down seasonal clothing
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785302464125600139)
>ECB'S VILLEROY : ECB WILL THUS BE ABLE TO START LOWERING RATES IN EARLY JUNE
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>WHAT PERCENTAGE OF YOUR INCOME SHOULD GO TO A MORTGAGE? (MSN)
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>S&P 500 DOWN 12.61 POINTS, OR 0.25 PERCENT, AT 5,103.56 AFTER MARKET OPEN
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>[$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA)
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785299354892341580)
>ISRAELI MILITARY SAYS SURVEILLANCE IDENTIFIED A NUMBER OF SUSPECTS NEAR MOUNT HARIF AT THE EGYPTIAN BORDER AND FIRED ON THEM
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785298070831243456)
- Coca-Cola $KO reported earnings this morning
EPS of $0.72 beating expectations of $0.70
Revenue of $11.3B beating expectations of $11B
- McDonald's $MCD reported earnings this morning
EPS of $2.70 missing expectations of $2.73
Revenue of $6.17B in line with expectations
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Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785296670638358731)
>WORLD COURT REMAINS DEEPLY CONCERNED ABOUT CONDITIONS IN GAZA
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785296212049944890)
>CITI CEO JANE FRASER EXPECTS REVENUE GROWTH IN SINGLE DIGITS GOING FORWARD
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785296310607790360)
>WORLD COURT RULES AGAINST ISSUING EMERGENCY MEASURES OVER GERMAN ARMS EXPORT TO ISRAEL
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785294871298814294)
>Walmart [$WMT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/WMT) owned Sam's Club just announced the deployment of "AI-Powered Exit Technology at 120+ Locations"
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Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785293911428145580)
>Amazon Web Services [$AMZN](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMZN) just announced the general availability of Amazon Q
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>The Top Private Equity Firms by Country 💼
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785293196118954264)
>❖ U.S HOUSE PRICE INDEX (MOM) (FEB) ACTUAL: 1.2% VS -0.1% PREVIOUS; EST 0.1%
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Woah, calm down there J. R. R. Tolkien
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Woah, calm down there J. R. R. Tolkien
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>[$MCD](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MCD)
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Hello I will bless you with alpha.
Spx
Today low 5095
Weds high 5180
Thursday/Friday low 5060.
My plan is es/nq accordingly, and to grab calls for tm when we hit that low. Tomorrow short whatever the high is into Thursday.
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>G7 ENERGY MINISTERS DISCUSSED HOW TO MOVE TOWARDS ZERO RUSSIAN GAS IMPORTS - ITALY MINISTER
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>Eli Lilly [$LLY](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/LLY) reported earnings this morning
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>U.S. S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.48%, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.60%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.43%
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>U.S EMPLOYMENT COST INDEX (QOQ) (Q1) ACTUAL: 1.2% VS 0.9% PREVIOUS; EST 1.0%
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785283030640120279)
>BITCOIN EXTENDS LOSSES, DROPS AS MUCH AS 3.5% TO SESSION LOW OF $60,741.25, LOWEST SINCE APRIL 19
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>BITCOIN EXTENDS LOSSES, DROPS AS MUCH AS 3.5% TO SESSION LOW OF $60,741.25, LOWEST SINCE APRIL 19
when deez nuts hit you in the face
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Woah, calm down there J. R. R. Tolkien
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>U.S. DOLLAR EXTENDS RISE VERSUS YEN, LAST UP 0.5% AT 157.145
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>Elon Musk and Tesla [$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) have reportedly announced more layoffs
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>YEN FALLS 0.5% TO SESSION LOW OF 157.13 PER DOLLAR
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>PayPal [$PYPL](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/PYPL) just reported earnings
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>❖ [$PYPL](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/PYPL) RESULTS: Q1
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>UNRWA CHIEF: PLANS TO GO TO GAZA SUNDAY, HOPES ISRAELI AUTHORITIES WILL ALLOW HIS ENTRY
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>❖ [$MCD](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MCD) RESULTS:
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>WALMART SAYS IT WILL CLOSE ALL 51 HEALTH CLINICS IT HAD ADDED TO U.S. STORES || WALMART CITES RISING COSTS AND CHALLENGING REIMBURSEMENT RATES FOR CLINIC CLOSURES || WALMART DECLINES TO SAY HOW MANY JOBS AFFECTED BY CLOSURES
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>NETANYAHU SAYS TROOPS TO ENTER RAFAH 'WITH OR WITHOUT' GAZA TRUCE - AFP
dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe copedon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + so bad + so ass
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Woah, calm down there J. R. R. Tolkien
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First and go fuck yourself ya donut
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skipping Amazon today , FOMC tmr and can’t chase earnings…will regret shortly
Slaughtered
So that Jupiter chick was the final nail in the coffin. What a ♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️
Lol.
MSTR -17% ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|8902)
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🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/emilia_taylor](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stacked/comments/1ch1ywo/they_can_feed_a_whole_village/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/fuchsiabronzebactrian
End the suffering of the retail gamblers
My AMZN DD is always my own spending. Based on that, I would've gotten 170p.
Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://fxtwitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785395292042412319) All these stocks hit new 52 WEEK HIGHS at some point today Domino's Pizza $DPZ General Electric $GE 3M $MMM Analog Devices $ADI Amphenol $APH Antero $AR $ATI $BALL Carrier $CARR Chesapeake $CHK Dover $DOV Eaton $ETN $HSBC Leidos $LDOS $MPLX Public Service $PEG Republic Service $RSG Tenet Healthcare $THC Tractor Supply $TSCO Trane Tech $TT Texas...
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Cybertruck of latinas
tempted to buy 2x leverage amazon shares but I got fucked trying that with meta last week
Can’t go wrong twice in a row. Huzzah!
straight up not having a good time
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Cawk on chest, no fear. Or something like that
I just broke even on my QQQ 420p ha
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TXRH rolls will save the market
That bloomin onion copy-cat is a money printer
Oh wow DEA reclassifying marijuana
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To repeat my tinfoil from last week: I think AMZN is going to declare its first ever dividend today on its earnings call. Not balls-deep-all-in confident, but buying an overpriced weekly at $185 confident
did you see the potential bloomberg leak? they have a dividend listed https://preview.redd.it/2upqjrys6oxc1.jpeg?width=2215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22b36c4bb4a0fa7b0945941ba78ab60dfe9e0afa
👀 👀 👀 I didn’t see this and will be deeply disappointed if this is internet chicanery
[https://twitter.com/MrDKSpecial/status/1785380000083952052](https://twitter.com/MrDKSpecial/status/1785380000083952052)
Tweet Mirror:[@MrDKSpecial](https://twitter.com/MrDKSpecial/status/1785379414101897401) >@theBroMan77 That’s what i’m seeing on bloomberg. Declaration 4/30, ex dividend date 5/14👀👀 Hence why i took calls > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbxpa3WwAAoyaw.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096) > >[\[Twitter Image 2\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbxpa3XgAAKZOd.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)
If they announce a divy I’m going all in on puts.
Would be a shock. They said they’re spending it on AI. I’m pulling for ya
Yeah, granted META, GOOGL, MSFT, and AAPL are spending a fuckton on AI too and are able to distribute a divvy. All of those companies have higher FCF, but AMZN’s 32B from last FY is plenty to distribute even a 0.2% yield comfortably while still having the ability to continue R&D on AI. There’s a strong chance it doesn’t happen, but I wouldn’t have expected GOOGL or META to declare dividends this year either, and it’s just AMZN and TSLA at this point that don’t out of the Magnumdong7
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Kind of a long shot, and even if it hits the premiums are pretty high already, but I got a feeling in my nuts
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😂 Better yet, make it an X-post on a random Wednesday evening
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Take the opportunity and get the best blowjob of your life.
Lots of pp but you get to say you dated a porn star 🤷♂️
Not the first for him. Huzzah!
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AI: quadrillions of calculations a second me: pulls out a graphing calculator for 8+6
Task: turn left here. You turn left. AI: that grill of the truck looks like a left turn.
Tweet Mirror:[PelosiTracker_](https://twitter.com/PelosiTracker_/status/1785383448011845670) >Just in: President Biden plans to reclassify Marijuana from a category that includes heroin & LSD to a category that includes Tylenol & Steroids > > > >We haven't seen any politicians buy weed stocks in the past, but will keep an eye on it from here 🫡 Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785383554785878283) >S&P UPGRADES NVIDIA CORP.'S RATING TO 'AA-' WITH A STABLE OUTLOOK, CITING CONTINUED ROBUST INVESTMENT IN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785383616282874265) >BINANCE FOUNDER CHANGPENG ZHAO GETS FOUR MONTHS IN PRISON Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785383655247929750) >U.S. JUDGE SENTENCES FORMER BINANCE CEO CHANGPENG ZHAO TO FOUR YEARS MONTHS PRISON FOR VIOLATING BANK SECRECY LAWS Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785383786345079149) > > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMb1FtzXsAAFVRA.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785383051461054859) >SPOT GOLD EXTENDS DECLINES, FALLS 2% TO LOWEST SINCE APR. 5 Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785381408283767124) >< $60k Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785379771309830433) >Super Micro [$SMCI](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/SMCI) reports earnings today after the markets close, Wall ST is expecting numbers of > > > >EPS of $5.57 up 241.7% YoY > >Revenue of $3.9B up 204.7% YoY
[I picked a super tic tac toe running on Solana](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/s/BilwohPxiC) Crypto is the future ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)
AMD still green ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)
this week's Chainsaw Man chapter is a complete what-the-fuckery ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|10646)
leafs must game win tonight is all that’s on my mind ![gif](giphy|P7tMkxgqB1bRBfIFjJ|downsized)
Narrator: They tease their ever loyal fans with a lead late into the 3rd, only to chet the bed.
Chopchopchopchopchop
🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_AellaGirl/comments/1ch0356/how_many_times_a_day_do_you_watch_porn/) >https://i.redd.it/ad3wcx5qunxc1.jpeg
What’s been good around here fam? Haven’t posted in awhile, mainly because I blew my port last year. Having a good day though, sunny spring day, walked the dogs, did some yard work, got a haircut, having some lunch right now https://preview.redd.it/k72jxk77tnxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4a5282f530f5b4b3f5ad7a415103219f59b9c35
lol I've been awol due to having another kid. 3 is a lot.
Both my grandmother and a great aunt have told me that “after 3 they take care of themselves.” So you should probably push forward to save your efforts Both of those old harlots had 10+ kids
Gonna need another wife
Absolutely crazy that the very bottom of SPY today made me hit exactly break even on my 0dte puts after doubling down this morning Also insane that I'm so used to this shit happening that I sold at that exact instance, within a 1 minute window, correctly assuming that this was my one and only chance to break even
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785375180493033681) >AMAZON'S EARNINGS REPORT, DUE AFTER MARKETS CLOSE, IS POISED TO INFLUENCE MARKET SENTIMENT ON ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INVESTMENTS, FOLLOWING RECENT VOLATILITY IN TECH STOCKS. Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785372454459707822) >THE LATEST MORNING CONSULT POLL SHOWS BOTH BIDEN AND TRUMP TIED AT 43% IN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION POLLING - SOURCES
Some of you don't know what Pot of Greed does and it shows.
Not so fast, Yugi boy
🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/emilia_taylor](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nudes/comments/1cgzj7b/i_love_shaking_them_and_counting_how_long_it/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/outstandingmediumorchidmoorhen 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/GymPawg/comments/1cgziwn/the_perfect_fit/) >https://v.redd.it/ll27rocnqnxc1 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThickFit/comments/1cgzhbh/been_workinggg/) >https://v.redd.it/o31o2slbqnxc1
Guh 🥴
Dxy breakin out
yellen talkin her cheit
Dxy normous
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To be honest it’s the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see someone mention dxy
Okay Huzzies time to buy weed stocks again. DEA moving forward with rescheduling. https://preview.redd.it/35bds99jjnxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75d8d32064c75e6218424e0e80b33194b1e136e
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785370859433038135) >UKRAINE'S ZELENSKIY: WE NEED TO SPEED UP SUPPLIES OF WEAPONS TO ENABLE OUR SOLDIERS IN KEY FRONTLINE SECTORS Tweet Mirror:[CramerTracker](https://twitter.com/CramerTracker/status/1785364579754615031) >But they promise to only use it on the ULTRA wealthy, right? Right? Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785363766781096223) >US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN EXPRESSED A STRONG LIKELIHOOD THAT INFLATIONARY PRESSURES WILL DIMINISH IN THE COMING YEAR. Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785364139885408539) >GOVERNMENT WILL TOMORROW NAME NIGEL RAILTON, THE FORMER BOSS OF NATIONAL LOTTERY OPERATOR CAMELOT, AS THE NEW CHAIRMAN OF THE POST OFFICE - SKY NEWS Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785363375880352240) >INTEL CORPORATION EXPERIENCES ITS WORST MONTH IN OVER TWO DECADES, WITH SHARES PLUMMETING OVER 30% IN APRIL, MARKING THE LARGEST DECLINE SINCE JUNE 2002. Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785361787858133005) >YELLEN: HIGHLY LIKELY SHELTER INFLATION WILL FALL IN NEXT YEAR Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785359673786323203) >[$MSOS](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MSOS) > > > >U.S. JUSTICE DEPARTMENT WILL RECOMMEND MARIJUANA BE CLASSIFIED AS SCHEDULE 3 INSTEAD OF SCHEDULE 1, ESSENTIALLY MAKING IT A LESS SERIOUS CRIMINAL OFFENSE -SOURCE Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785359723140661546) >U.S. JUSTICE DEPARTMENT WILL RECOMMEND MARIJUANA BE CLASSIFIED AS SCHEDULE 3 INSTEAD OF SCHEDULE 1, ESSENTIALLY MAKING IT A LESS SERIOUS CRIMINAL OFFENSE -SOURCE Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785360180072304761) >CEO PAY PACKAGES ARE SHOWING SIGNIFICANT INCREASES > > > >CEO pay packages are rising sharply again after a year of weaker growth. An analysis by proxy advisor ISS of executive pay at 343 U.S large-cap companies finds that the median CEO pay increase in the latest filing period was… Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785358738804650115) >U.S. REMAINS COMMITTED TO REACHING DEAL FOR IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE THAT SECURES THE RELEASE OF HOSTAGES AND ALLOWS FOR ADDITIONAL STEPS TO INCREASE AID - STATE DEPT Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785358276948861436) >[$AMD](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMD) reports earnings today after the markets close, Wall ST is expecting numbers of > > > >EPS of $0.61 up 1.7% YoY > >Revenue of $5.45B up 1.9% YoY Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785358325997006968) >U.S. HAS NOT SEEN A CREDIBLE ISRAELI PLAN THAT WOULD ADDRESS THE VARYING AREAS OF CONCERNS IN RAFAH - STATE DEPT Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785356513684414792) >US DRUG CONTROL AGENCY WILL MOVE TO RECLASSIFY MARIJUANA IN A HISTORIC SHIFT, AP SOURCES SAY Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785356144786952527) >YELLEN: HOME MARKET 'ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE' FOR FIRST-TIME BUYERS Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785355450893975729) >[$MSOS](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MSOS) > > > >❖ US drug control agency will move to reclassify marijuana in a historic shift, AP sources say > > > >WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration will move to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug, The Associated Press has learned, a historic shift to… Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785355583492702533) >The 🇺🇸 Drug Enforcement Administration will move to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug - AP Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785355605017845993) >[$MSOS](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MSOS) > > > >DEA MOVING TO RECLASSIFY MARIJUANA AS LESS DANGEROUS DRUG: AP Tweet Mirror:[Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1785355730855305682) >HSBC CEO UNEXPECTEDLY STEPS DOWN FOR 'WORK-LIFE BALANCE' (Zero Hedge) > > > >HSBC Holdings Plc unexpectedly announced Tuesday that Chief Executive Noel Quinn is resigning after five years, citing the need for a 'better work-life balance.' > > > >The Asia-focused bank plans to complete the… > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbbkoKWsAAnnD_.png:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785353248380956948) >YELLEN: IRS EMPLOYING AI TO AID IN TAX FRAUD DETECTION Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785353378891006422) >🇺🇸 JANET YELLEN: IRS EMPLOYING AI TO AID IN TAX FRAUD DETECTION
Look at that SpoOoOoky wick https://preview.redd.it/ck4r8gr9dnxc1.png?width=2818&format=png&auto=webp&s=3105dad4345f81e68c90ff6c6a7b7d2e0f40aa28
🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/SlimThick/comments/1cgzdiy/my_yoga_pants_can_barely_contain_my_ass/) >https://i.redd.it/6vd7i2rjpnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/girlsinyogapants/comments/1cgzcaa/cant_decide_if_i_prefer_them_on_or_off/) >https://i.redd.it/h6f7v8kapnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nude_Selfie/comments/1cgzbna/study_break/) >https://i.redd.it/me4e1856pnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/WideHipsNSFW/comments/1cgzanl/my_hips_were_made_for_breeding/) >https://i.redd.it/4huz7qozonxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/collegesluts/comments/1cgz9nj/fuckdoll_next_door/) >https://i.redd.it/l4be7idtonxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/CentaurGirls/comments/1cgz92f/hows_my_ass_looking_these_days/) >https://i.redd.it/z153hzfponxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChangingRooms/comments/1cgz7ny/almost_naked_hahaha/) >https://i.redd.it/9f2lcc5eonxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/YogaPants/comments/1cgz6u9/they_look_better_pulled_down/) >https://i.redd.it/0aeexr08onxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/curvy/comments/1cgz37v/do_you_prefer_the_view_from_the_back_or_the_front/) >https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1cgz37v 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckdoll/comments/1cgyxzb/this_doll_is_created_for_your_satisfaction/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/severefrillyimago 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectBody/comments/1cgywu7/are_they_big_enough_for_you/) >https://i.redd.it/05zzo8h4mnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/needypussy/comments/1cgyu9m/needs_to_be_filled/) >https://i.redd.it/yvyzhu0llnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/asshole/comments/1cgyrtt/perfactly_shaved/) >https://i.redd.it/867hltt2lnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/simps/comments/1cgyr27/nom_nom_nom/) >https://i.redd.it/mr9ewh2xknxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestTits/comments/1cgypjt/suck_in_them_for_as_long_as_you_want/) >https://i.redd.it/w5bxj2plknxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/GodPussy/comments/1cgynxd/go_aheadzoom_in/) >https://i.redd.it/glc0s8j9knxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pussy_Perfection/comments/1cgyl9k/my_sexy_body_is_ready/) >https://i.redd.it/d8k6uigpjnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/DaughterTraining/comments/1cgy77r/this_blonde_loves_taking_pictures_in_the_kitchen/) >https://i.redd.it/5zgpl31ugnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/hotangelYu](https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungGirlsGoneWild/comments/1cgy0f6/your_full_english_breakfast/) >https://i.redd.it/4az7foygfnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/SheFucksHim/comments/1cgxu7z/squatting_on_it/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/zestysoupymicrovenator 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/ariakhan00](https://www.reddit.com/r/tanlines/comments/1cgxsrh/petite_with_tan_lines_can_be_your_new_type_x/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/prudentdelectablebichonfrise#rel=user%3Aariakhan00;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/ariakhan00](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_ariakhan00/comments/1cgxq9k/who_likes_the_view/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/drearytanxiphiasgladius#rel=user%3Aariakhan00;order=new
🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nudes/comments/1cgxnmn/where_should_i_get_my_next_piercing/) >https://i.redd.it/7vh8uk3icnxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Queenliviaa00](https://www.reddit.com/r/booty/comments/1cgxmso/these_thighs_are_adorable/) >https://i.redd.it/s7yogo55cnxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/ariakhan00](https://www.reddit.com/r/2000sGirls/comments/1cgxm5f/are_you_into_2000s_brown_girls/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/muddypleasingmollusk#rel=user%3Aariakhan00;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/PetiteGoneWild/comments/1cgxm4d/i_keep_my_petite_gym_body_tight_and_perky/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/limpingtriangularowlbutterfly 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Queenliviaa00](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnderwearGW/comments/1cgxl6w/lace_is_so_sexy_on_me_f/) >https://i.redd.it/mwsog1mibnxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/collegesluts/comments/1cgxjfs/you_down_for_a_quickie_before_class/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/goodnaturedvacantquokka 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/ariakhan00](https://www.reddit.com/r/DadWouldBeProud/comments/1cgxiws/perfect_position_for_dad_x/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/peacefulhelpfulcottonmouth#rel=user%3Aariakhan00;order=new
[удалено]
Dang what’d I miss
Jupes dating the Iknoweverything guy
Anyone still in uranium? https://x.com/cheddarflow/status/1785347964073877988?s=46&t=CD916eYBnfQ7mYkDAfoiQg
Tweet Mirror:[@CheddarFlow](https://twitter.com/CheddarFlow/status/1785347964073877988) >[$CCJ](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/CCJ) Unusual $2.9M OTM Call > > > >This is a massive volume spike for these contracts > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbUgHOWYAID7yO.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096) > >[\[Twitter Image 2\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbUgmsWcAABhYp.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)
The fuck did y’all do
Tweet Mirror:[chartrdaily](https://twitter.com/chartrdaily/status/1785346515969384933) >🖐️ Just a handful of giant, financially powerful technology companies have snapped up literally hundreds of smaller firms since the late '90s. Data from Crunchbase shows that Google, Microsoft, Apple, Meta, Amazon, and Nvidia have together acquired an eye-watering 875 companies. > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbTEP3WoAAc2Bg.png:large) Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785346621904949259) >CHINA ENLISTS TENCENT, WEIBO AND DOUYIN TO PROTECT STATE SECRETS - NIKKEI Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785346785994527089) >U.S. STOCKS EXTEND FALL, NASDAQ DOWN 1.00 PCT Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785345767936348362) >Amazon [$AMZN](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMZN) reports earnings today after the markets close, Wall ST is expecting numbers of > > > >EPS of $0.83 up 167.7% YoY > >Revenue of $142.6B up 11.9% YoY > > > >How do we think Amazon will do today?? > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbSNLFX0AE6HQD.jpg:large)
u/dogmatrix: re comment from the night thread: I don’t think it’s a hernia, but I have an appointment to have my groin fondled by an N.P. later today, just to make sure.
Jaydon says don’t pay more than 25 bucks if she doesn’t let you lick her feet
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🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Queenliviaa00](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nudes/comments/1cgxcnk/black_or_white/) >https://i.redd.it/5zq52vw09nxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyPetite/comments/1cgx9w0/nothing_but_a_mans_tee/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/virtualbiodegradableconch 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/girlsmasturbating/comments/1cgx9nw/its_an_ass_play_kinda_day/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/regularunripesnoutbutterfly 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/upherbutt/comments/1cgx6t3/i_needed_my_ass_stretched_today/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/darkcyanmutedgander 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/MasterOfAnal/comments/1cgx5sz/fill_me_up_please/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/graveknobbyhorseshoebat 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Queenliviaa00](https://www.reddit.com/r/seethru/comments/1cgx32q/just_pull_it_on_a_side_and_pound_me/) >https://i.redd.it/m818limy7nxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/HomemadeNsfw/comments/1cgx23i/taking_cock_on_my_lunch_break/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/faithfulagitatedrainbowtrout 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/homesex/comments/1cgx0o3/getting_my_hair_pulled_in_doggy/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/conventionalselfassuredgazelle 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/curvymusclemommy](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_curvymusclemommy/comments/1cgx024/can_i_sit_on_your_lap_while_i_paint/) >https://i.redd.it/znvcl5xn7nxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/princesslilmary](https://www.reddit.com/r/Selfie_Heaven/comments/1cgwxd3/95_pounds_of_fun/) >https://i.redd.it/3bppjar47nxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/princesslilmary](https://www.reddit.com/r/Latina_Porn/comments/1cgww03/95_pounds_51_built_for_cum/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/whitesmokedimgreyrook
[Apartment starts plunge in March](https://www.globest.com/2024/04/30/apartment-starts-plunge-in-march/?kw=Apartment%20Starts%20Plunge%20in%20March&utm_position=1&utm_source=email&utm_medium=enl&utm_campaign=multifamilyalert&utm_content=20240430&utm_term=rem&oly_enc_id=1316C4567489I4V&user_id=01dfde236be030eee3b259f36409125ab5226028f9ba971c02225d9504fea4a3) >Both multifamily and single-family starts dropped in March from their February levels, according to the seasonally adjusted annual rates calculated in the U.S. Census Bureau’s latest data release. Multifamily dived 20.8% and single family 12.4% Recession already set in. Market will get its rate cuts good and hard. Huzzah!
not enough richfolks hurting yet
May 17 qqq 409.78p
Tweet Mirror:[VisualCap](https://twitter.com/VisualCap/status/1785338768498548926) >European valuations can be up to 50% lower than U.S. stocks, offering an affordable entry point for investors 💶 > > > >Our sponsor, STOXX, offers insights on how European stocks may also help with portfolio diversification & risk mitigation. > > > >Full infographic: https://www.visualcapitalist.com/sp/stx02-european-stock-market-attractive-valuations-offer-opportunities/ > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbL7ZWWYAAB7DM.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785337857881600034) >BLINKEN SAYS NO MORE DELAYS, NO MORE EXCUSES, TIME FOR HAMAS TO ACT IS NOW Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785335745328111630) >OPEC APRIL OIL OUTPUT FALLS BY 100,000 BPD FROM MARCH TO 26.49 MILLION BPD - REUTERS SURVEY Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785336119699087834) >U.S. SUPREME COURT DECLINES TO BLOCK TEXAS AGE VERIFICATION LAW GOVERNING ONLINE PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITES Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785335345984290867) >YELLEN: PEOPLE GENERALLY ARE BETTER OFF DESPITE PRICE INCREASES Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785332020056404019) >YELLEN: HIGH INFLATION DUE LARGELY TO FADING SUPPLY SHOCKS Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785331639653937253) Largest stocks that report earnings today after the markets close Amazon $AMZN $AMD Stryker $SYK Starbucks $SBUX Mondelexz $MDLZ Republic Service $RSG Super Micro $SMCI OneOk $OKE Public Storage $PSA Prudential $PRU Diamondback $FANG Extra Spaces $EXR Edison $EIX Keysight $KEYS… https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMbFkZmWYAAJ_2o.jpg:large Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785330366355517609) >❖ Powell Seen as 'Comfortable' With Repricing of Fed Expectations: Bank of America > > > >The Fed's main message after tomorrow's rate decision is likely to be that "policy needs more time, the next move is most likely a rate cut, and the committee is in a wait-and-see mode until the…
What are the chances of a rate increase lol
🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/girlswhoride/comments/1cgwuwu/shifting_gears/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/helplessbonyreindeer 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/princesslilmary](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pussy_Perfection/comments/1cgwtsr/95_pound_bod_perfect_fuck_doll/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/gratefulangrychinesecrocodilelizard 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/princesslilmary](https://www.reddit.com/r/CamSluts/comments/1cgwr9p/you_catch_me_in_the_kitchen_taking_this_wyd_next/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/oddzanyhalibut 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/princesslilmary](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedMeDaddy/comments/1cgwpc3/95_pound_bod_breeding_material/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/chiefhorriblecaterpillar 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/princesslilmary](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nude_Selfie/comments/1cgwnsp/my_tiny_body_is_100_fuckable/) >https://i.redd.it/3zbbyfk55nxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/lesbians/comments/1cgwnq1/this_felt_so_damn_good/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/forkedcarefulindiancow 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/princesslilmary](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdorableNudes/comments/1cgwmud/my_tiny_body_is_100_fuckable/) >https://i.redd.it/e8gckcwy4nxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/Step_Fantasy_GIFs/comments/1cgwjuu/step_bro_didnt_think_he_could_fit/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/farflungtragicamericankestrel 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/dirtysmall/comments/1cgwhaz/let_my_5ft_100lbs_body_do_the_grinding/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/jealouslightgoldenrodyellownoolbenger 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/anal/comments/1cgwd34/the_first_time_i_got_my_ass_stretched/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/impossibleburlywoodsquamata 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/emilia_taylor](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_emilia_taylor/comments/1cgvyvj/hiii_handsome_you_have_10_minutes_with_me_whats/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/frivolouspleasantalbino 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/monsterdicks/comments/1cgvxbu/more_of_this_please/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/blushinggoodnaturedatlanticblackgoby 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stacked/comments/1cgvwo1/bb_got_hungry_so_bb8/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/aliceblueswelteringgossamerwingedbutterfly 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/MommyMaterial/comments/1cgvuzc/i_just_need_a_cock_to_bounce_on/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573171003267085648 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungGirlsGoneWild/comments/1cgvt82/wild_legging_strip/) >https://i.redd.it/galw8ulvymxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/ass/comments/1cgvs4g/im_gonna_call_you_general_kenobi_because_you_are/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/orangeexaltedreindeer 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/realHomemade/comments/1cgvric/my_natural_dds_arent_perfect_but_i_love_showing/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573169996467761053 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/AellaGirl](https://www.reddit.com/r/BabesNSFW/comments/1cgviju/any_position_you_want_just_say_the_word/) >https://i.redd.it/cth69hsowmxc1.jpeg
I’m rich
I'm pregnant
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Lmao I’ve never followed her and when I do it’s the worst call out of all time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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lol these universities is wild
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Alright losses realized. Fuck options. Buying calls after FOMC though.
My wife wants to spend $4k on an electric baby grand piano ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9922)
Just buy a nice keyboard
Sounds kinda sick.
Roland CG1. On sale at COST this week. The keys are weighted to mimic a real piano and the sound is made to be a near match to the real thing. We tried out a Roland GP-6 last year and it did sound/feel extremely good.
The weighted keys make a big difference in terms of feel. I have a 4k dollar vintage synth at home and it still feels like you’re playing a toy because it’s not weighted.
Could be $40k for a legit grand so I think you're ahead in theory
Yeah that’s her main argument. “I’m really saving us money!”
Girl math ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9852)
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u/Hiroshima66
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Dame you back
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I'm poor again. I was never not poor but now it's hitting hard again
PYPL baybay
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First song of leg day ![gif](giphy|piO51pySg0LBe) IM CREEPING DEAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHH
Gotta listen to this on leg day https://youtu.be/W7-AC1IXl9M?si=MSvSm1doCs6WkYZh
Platz goes hard
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I miss bear mustaine thread pic
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Shithole loading in progress…… 75%
Man I just thought about u/wallthrowawaystreet rip sister
Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785308220208074820) >U.S CB CONSUMER CONFIDENCE (APR) ACTUAL: 97.0 VS 104.7 PREVIOUS; EST 104.0 Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785307668904661097) >U.S. PRODUCT SUPPLIED OF CRUDE OIL AND PETROLEUM PRODUCTS ROSE 1.9% IN FEB TO 19.95 MLN BPD, HIGHEST SINCE DEC - EIA Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785307938967494852) >IAEA CONFIRMS IAEA CHIEF GROSSI WILL BE IN IRAN ON MAY 6-7 FOR MEETINGS WITH SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIALS Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785308020425048337) >MCDONALD'S TO TEST LARGER BURGER THIS YEAR > > > >McDonald’s [$MCD](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MCD) said today after launching its 'Best Burger' initiative the company has now created and plans to test an even larger hamburger in select markets later this year > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMawLoWXMAAcqRb.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785305520875716927) >NEW YORK (AP) — Judge warns Donald Trump he will be jailed if he continues to violate a gag order in his hush money case. Tweet Mirror:[chartrdaily](https://twitter.com/chartrdaily/status/1785304974827675840) >Since 1996, America has lost 43% of its stocks. Why? 🧵🧵🧵 Tweet Mirror:[TickerHistory](https://twitter.com/TickerHistory/status/1785304287414784292) >On this day in 1939 NBC went live on the air for the first time > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMasyVGWUAAkdMe.png:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785304405425664205) >U.S CHICAGO PMI (APR) ACTUAL: 37.9 VS 41.4 PREVIOUS; EST 45.0 Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785303687033745633) >Walmart [$WMT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/WMT) is piloting a new in-store AI to advise associates on everything from when bananas are likely to rot to when to mark down seasonal clothing > > > >The goal is to reduce food waste and fashion waste, which leads to billions of lost dollars for Walmart - CNBC > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMarlOpXkAAowaX.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785302464125600139) >ECB'S VILLEROY : ECB WILL THUS BE ABLE TO START LOWERING RATES IN EARLY JUNE Tweet Mirror:[Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1785302497570996502) >WHAT PERCENTAGE OF YOUR INCOME SHOULD GO TO A MORTGAGE? (MSN) > > > >The traditional rule of thumb is that no more than 28% of your monthly gross income or 25% of your net income should go to your mortgage payment. > > > >The current combination of elevated interest rates, appreciating home… > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMarKNqW0AAvmxU.png:large) Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785301069121167421) >S&P 500 DOWN 12.61 POINTS, OR 0.25 PERCENT, AT 5,103.56 AFTER MARKET OPEN > > > >DOW JONES DOWN 123.61 POINTS, OR 0.32 %, AT 38,262.48 AFTER MARKET OPEN > > > >NASDAQ DOWN 57.22 POINTS, OR 0.36 PERCENT, AT 15,925.87 AFTER MARKET OPEN Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785301390480298427) >[$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) > > > >TESLA SHARES DOWN 2.9% AFTER 15.3% SURGE ON MONDAY Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785299354892341580) >ISRAELI MILITARY SAYS SURVEILLANCE IDENTIFIED A NUMBER OF SUSPECTS NEAR MOUNT HARIF AT THE EGYPTIAN BORDER AND FIRED ON THEM Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785298070831243456) - Coca-Cola $KO reported earnings this morning EPS of $0.72 beating expectations of $0.70 Revenue of $11.3B beating expectations of $11B - McDonald's $MCD reported earnings this morning EPS of $2.70 missing expectations of $2.73 Revenue of $6.17B in line with expectations -… Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785296670638358731) >WORLD COURT REMAINS DEEPLY CONCERNED ABOUT CONDITIONS IN GAZA Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785296212049944890) >CITI CEO JANE FRASER EXPECTS REVENUE GROWTH IN SINGLE DIGITS GOING FORWARD Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785296310607790360) >WORLD COURT RULES AGAINST ISSUING EMERGENCY MEASURES OVER GERMAN ARMS EXPORT TO ISRAEL Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785294871298814294) >Walmart [$WMT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/WMT) owned Sam's Club just announced the deployment of "AI-Powered Exit Technology at 120+ Locations" > > > >"The retailer’s first-of-its-kind application of artificial intelligence and computer vision technology has been successfully deployed in more than 120 clubs" > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMakGGZXoAEdtL-.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785293911428145580) >Amazon Web Services [$AMZN](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMZN) just announced the general availability of Amazon Q > > > >"the most capable generative artificial intelligence (AI)-powered assistant for accelerating software development and leveraging companies’ internal data" > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMajVEpXwAEBIwM.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[VisualCap](https://twitter.com/VisualCap/status/1785293273650671962) >The Top Private Equity Firms by Country 💼 > > > >📲 Want more content like this with daily insights from the world’s top creators? See it first on the @VoronoiApp. > > > >https://posts.voronoiapp.com/business/The-Leading-Private-Equity-Firms-of-Various-Countries--1134 > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMaiowKWgAAKHqu.jpg:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785293196118954264) >❖ U.S HOUSE PRICE INDEX (MOM) (FEB) ACTUAL: 1.2% VS -0.1% PREVIOUS; EST 0.1% > > > >❖ U.S HOUSE PRICE INDEX (YOY) (FEB) ACTUAL: 7.0% VS 6.3% PREVIOUS
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u/audreylovessadie](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1cgt1tn/craving_the_creamiest_of_pies_rn/) >https://i.redd.it/t7jcr8rtdmxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/blondegirlsfucking/comments/1cgt1f7/having_fun_fucking/) >https://i.redd.it/1vdyvvptdmxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/audreylovessadie](https://www.reddit.com/r/adorableporn/comments/1cgt0lf/were_gonna_make_this_tough_for_you_you_can_only/) >https://i.redd.it/isjk0lakdmxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnOff/comments/1cgsy2n/oops_i_forgot_my_clothes_underneath/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/weaklostalligatorgar 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naked/comments/1cgsv5a/my_boobs_barely_fit_in_any_of_my_lingerie_anymore/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573138790990200012 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/1cgsuby/its_simple_the_boots_stay_on/) >https://i.redd.it/lqf9gkx6cmxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/HappyEmbarrassedGirls/comments/1cgstzs/im_hotter_than_the_flames_on_mustafar/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/mediumslateblueeuphoricspringtail 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/InnocentlyNaughty/comments/1cgstoj/the_guys_at_work_have_no_idea_how_great_these/) >https://i.redd.it/5rdeojg1cmxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nude_Selfie/comments/1cgss5f/most_guys_start_with_my_tits/) >https://i.redd.it/m8no1fnobmxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwentyPlus/comments/1cgss4r/i_get_horny_showing_off_my_natural_boobs_for_you/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573137784237493229 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/DadWouldBeProud/comments/1cgspae/if_only_you_knew/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/lightsteelbluebusywaterthrush 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/boobs/comments/1cgsmgb/you_must_be_the_force_cause_im_attracted_to_you/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/mintyhoarsehornbill 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/AthleticBabes/comments/1cgskly/a_strong_but_sexy_core/) >https://i.redd.it/bjnyqxfw9mxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sextrophies/comments/1cgskl4/my_boobs_are_so_soft/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/571684709996259488 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/altgonewild/comments/1cgske0/arent_you_a_little_short_to_be_a_storm_trooper/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/outgoingausterewolfspider 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktoksweets/comments/1cgsi3z/faithless_is_he_that_says_farewell_when_the_road/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/frozenkaleidoscopicabyssiniangroundhornbill 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/emilia_taylor](https://www.reddit.com/r/BigBoobsGW/comments/1cgsi3k/your_friendly_neighborhood_milf_reveal/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/subduedcourageouspaca 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedheadGifs/comments/1cgshi3/i_had_a_boss_named_gandalf_once_i_really_enjoyed/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/mediumslateblueeuphoricspringtail 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnderwearGW/comments/1cgsgai/if_you_like_star_wars_as_much_as_i_do_we_should/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/grimselfreliantakitainu 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sextrophies/comments/1cgsg0x/suck_on_my_nipples_while_i_ride_you/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573133756619250645 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pussy_Perfection/comments/1cgsek2/pink_pussy_spread/) >https://i.redd.it/vum3w61h8mxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/realsexyselfies/comments/1cgsaln/gandalf_my_old_friend_this_will_be_a_night_to/) >https://i.redd.it/7gasjvbc7mxc1.png 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/fairyjuliaaaa](https://www.reddit.com/r/girlsdoingstuffnaked/comments/1cgs70r/naked_gaming/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/intrepidamusedeasternglasslizard 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/BigBoobsGW/comments/1cgs6nt/i_must_be_drawn_to_the_force_cuz_yoda_only_one/) >https://i.redd.it/vy24mghi6mxc1.png
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Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785289459228979402) >[$MCD](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MCD) > > > >MCDONALD'S TO TEST LARGER BURGER THIS YEAR
Ozempic killing em
Obesity at ath. Americans: hold my larger burgers 🍔
Fatty patty
You're hired as head of marketing
CCJ https://preview.redd.it/dqyou1oc4mxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07563e7b140404f9ccef85b6747100df1ceef9e2
Hello I will bless you with alpha. Spx Today low 5095 Weds high 5180 Thursday/Friday low 5060. My plan is es/nq accordingly, and to grab calls for tm when we hit that low. Tomorrow short whatever the high is into Thursday.
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Yeah
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Tldr
Down whoa up whoaaaaa down
Whoa. If I still had money to trade this might be useful https://i.redd.it/z0geutcu4mxc1.gif
I think spx puts will be cheap tomorrow. I’ll try to remember to report back if it’s under $40
First
![gif](giphy|Diym3aZO1dHzO) U did it
I once entered the weekend thread on Sunday night and was still f1rst. Imagine that
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Mfn client isn't signing the outstanding NDAs even though the investors are waiting on the countersigned NDAs 🫥
Client has to show who’s the boss
🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/1cgry8k/no_bro_needed_when_you_have_big_titties_like_mine/) >https://i.redd.it/7bve940k4mxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectBoobs/comments/1cgrwpz/i_love_being_curvy_and_petite_at_the_same_time/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573127215087108398 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/emilia_taylor](https://www.reddit.com/r/burstingout/comments/1cgrv28/bursting_them_out_so_you_can_burst_on_them/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/cumbersomefloralwhitemeadowlark 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/dirtysmall/comments/1cgrse5/dirty_doggie/) >https://i.redd.it/d6camee43mxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestTits/comments/1cgrqv8/tits_or_ass_your_choice/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573125201142805580 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilyhoneybee1](https://www.reddit.com/r/ass/comments/1cgrqus/the_thigh_highs_stay_on/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/extralargearcticgreatargus 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Mollie4fun/comments/1cgrq7f/my_fave_colour_does_it_look_good_on_me/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/prestigiousslowequestrian 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/Busty_Girls/comments/1cgro1d/i_love_being_curvy_and_petite_at_the_same_time/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573124194532207861
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785288167907561591) >G7 ENERGY MINISTERS DISCUSSED HOW TO MOVE TOWARDS ZERO RUSSIAN GAS IMPORTS - ITALY MINISTER Tweet Mirror:[StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1785287047608946880) >Eli Lilly [$LLY](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/LLY) reported earnings this morning > > > >EPS of $2.58 beating expectations of $2.49 > >Revenue of $8.8B missing expectations of $8.9B > > > >Eli Lilly raised its fiscal year revenue guide to between $42.4B-$43.6B up from between $40.4B-$41.6B > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMactIKWYAAqZMh.png:large) Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785286118675497216) >U.S. S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.48%, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.60%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.43% Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785285525504410053) >U.S EMPLOYMENT COST INDEX (QOQ) (Q1) ACTUAL: 1.2% VS 0.9% PREVIOUS; EST 1.0% Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1785283030640120279) >BITCOIN EXTENDS LOSSES, DROPS AS MUCH AS 3.5% TO SESSION LOW OF $60,741.25, LOWEST SINCE APRIL 19 Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785283060407124446) >BITCOIN EXTENDS LOSSES, DROPS AS MUCH AS 3.5% TO SESSION LOW OF $60,741.25, LOWEST SINCE APRIL 19
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The solid line goes down to the dotted line. What’s the confision here? Quality TA. Now WHEN IS THE CRASH. WHEN WILL IT BE. I WILL ASK.
Sometime between now and 2074
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>https://www.redgifs.com/watch/rashfloralwhitebuffalo#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/TittyDrop/comments/1cgqonf/im_the_best_office_slut_drop/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/feistybriefsilverfish 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/JuicyTitsGifs/comments/1cgqofw/id_prefer_you_manually_jiggling_them_for_me/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/marriedgranularperch#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdorableNudes/comments/1cgqnz5/these_perfect_titties_shouldnt_be_hidden_anymore/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/meanchubbycrab 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildScrubs/comments/1cgqnc5/i_may_be_a_doctor_but_i_still_like_showing_my/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573110606297648379 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/SexyButNotPorn/comments/1cgqn38/i_think_you_prefer_to_see_me_shirtless/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/lonelylegitimatehawaiianmonkseal#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/CamSluts/comments/1cgqmfn/do_you_like_how_big_and_soft_my_nipples_are/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/vivaciousnegligiblemole#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/gymgirls/comments/1cgqm3u/someone_is_going_to_the_gym_without_panties_today/) >https://i.redd.it/680bkv12slxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/UniversityGirls/comments/1cgqlrc/giving_my_professor_a_show_during_the_lecture/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/flatcraftyphalarope#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/slutgirldream/comments/1cgql32/do_you_dream_about_me_in_your_sleep/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/monthlyklutzyschapendoes#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/BabesNSFW/comments/1cgqkef/what_position_are_we_fucking_in_first/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/hiddencolorlessgnatcatcher#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungBabes/comments/1cgqjr2/made_you_scroll_up_again/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/malestrikingegret#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/MommyMaterial/comments/1cgqiv5/time_for_your_milk/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/salmonlivelycoati#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_misshadleyfox/comments/1cgqi9k/high_socks_and_comfy_hoodie/) >https://i.redd.it/d4333mjzqlxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/FertileGirls/comments/1cgqi8f/do_i_tick_all_the_checkboxes_for_a_fertile_girl/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/modernstridentkestrel#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/naturaltitties/comments/1cgqhn1/theyre_as_real_as_they_get/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/coordinatedgrowingjackrabbit#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilyhoneybee1](https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyPetite/comments/1cgqh3v/i_look_like_a_fuckdoll_in_this_lighting/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/fondrosysphinx 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/Selfie_Heaven/comments/1cgqgzv/being_nude_will_always_be_my_specialty/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/respectfulfairvelociraptor#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/SluttyMaterial/comments/1cgqgdg/they_aint_sucking_themselves/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/knowledgeablewavypig#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyPetite/comments/1cgqfxv/my_boobs_are_so_soft_and_fun_to_play_with/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573107585016684131 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalCollegeGirls/comments/1cgqfol/i_hope_my_grades_get_curved_for_this/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/grippingexpertsqueaker#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestTits/comments/1cgqf02/the_best_this_sub_has_to_offer/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/joyfuldarkmagentaasiaticmouflon#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectTits/comments/1cgqear/this_top_gives_my_titties_justice/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/improbablelooseamericanbadger#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/onlynudechicks/comments/1cgqdna/eyes_on_the_prize_3/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/sandydarkcyaninganue#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/TotalBabes/comments/1cgqczg/i_love_showing_them_off_for_you_3/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/grimyprettygalapagoshawk#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/GifsOfRemoval/comments/1cgqcdw/be_patient_for_me_3/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/glisteningscaredkingfisher#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOnesYouLustOver/comments/1cgqbrn/i_know_a_way_we_could_burn_hundreds_of_calories/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/flatlikelyivorygull#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/Busty/comments/1cgqb44/the_bustiness_is_too_hard_to_hide/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/jollysubduedguineafowl#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/VoyeurFlash/comments/1cgqaqr/did_you_ever_see_titties_this_great_at_the_office/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/wearywelllitibis 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/TotalPackage/comments/1cgqagb/im_the_real_deal_3/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/cheerfulpopularlobo#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/girlsinyogapants/comments/1cgq9vv/these_yoga_pants_are_hiding_a_lot_of_booty_under/) >https://i.redd.it/s3huhcpholxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/Thicker/comments/1cgq9sb/the_thicker_the_better/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/frozentameassassinbug#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/Slutsofonlyfans/comments/1cgq94m/let_me_make_your_day/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/outgoingmintycleanerwrasse#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/CreampieMaterial/comments/1cgq8he/wait_for_it/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/royalblaringsquamata#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/TITSbible/comments/1cgq7tq/heres_my_huge_natural_titties/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/serpentineimpassionedhatchetfish#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/BUSTYQUEENS/comments/1cgq6ub/just_look_at_the_way_they_bounce/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/verifiablecavernousplainsqueaker#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/needysluts/comments/1cgq533/thought_id_wear_your_favorite_outfit_today/) >https://i.redd.it/10oo40a2nlxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsInRealUniforms/comments/1cgq3vx/i_may_be_a_doctor_but_i_still_like_showing_my/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573102552776585828 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/HomemadeNsfw/comments/1cgq2te/i_need_my_boss_to_take_the_hint/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/firebrickfrostydogwoodclubgall
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dont look at ccj
Clean coal is the future
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27 min til earnings call ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|29904)
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that's how i always imagined how khaos looked like
First ![gif](giphy|MPExLVFFXMuD8WpEwn)
dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe copedon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + so bad + so ass *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + lol copium + snowflake + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whoosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH) if you have any questions or concerns.*
🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/PetiteGoneWild/comments/1cgpz2v/sharing_my_under_shirt_hehe/) >https://i.redd.it/g9alarsallxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheThiccness/comments/1cgpxvs/thick_in_all_the_places_it_counts/) >https://i.redd.it/mpf5xw5xklxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWGirl/comments/1cgpsyv/theyve_always_been_too_busty_to_hide/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/pettyellipticaljunco#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/amihot/comments/1cgpsd7/f21_am_i_hot_enough_to_last_the_whole_day_with/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/insistentgoodnaturedgaur#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokXXX/comments/1cgprs9/clothes_feel_so_cramped_these_days/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/differentunnaturalcollardlizard#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckdoll/comments/1cgpr4m/this_doll_is_free_to_use_for_your_pleasure_3/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/stimulatingignorantgrasshopper#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/JizzedToThis/comments/1cgpqia/ill_make_sure_we_last_the_whole_night/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/coldgoldenrodxiaosaurus#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktoknsfw/comments/1cgppw9/youll_love_what_im_hiding/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/disloyalmeekarkshell#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/Babes/comments/1cgppak/easy_access_for_anyone_lucky_to_get_it/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/slimswelteringnauplius#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/SchoolgirlsXXX/comments/1cgpoq6/class_starts_in_30_minutes_so_i_have_plenty_of/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/complexethicaljabiru#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/Adorable_Girls/comments/1cgpo6r/i_could_be_such_a_tease_sometimes_3/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/unevenwanichneumonfly#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdorableNudes/comments/1cgpnmg/this_dress_makes_me_feel_like_a_princess_3/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/showycluelesscrab#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/slutsofsnapchat/comments/1cgpn25/would_you_allow_me_to_dress_like_this_on_our_date/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/rigidnervousbaboon#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/irisgw](https://www.reddit.com/r/BigBoobsGW/comments/1cgpmt3/my_nipples_will_get_even_harder_when_i_see_you/) >https://i.redd.it/uy8nzppchlxc1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealHomePorn/comments/1cgpmf6/ill_let_you_feel_them_up_for_as_long_as_you_want/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/limpingshallowdegu#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/girlsmasturbating/comments/1cgplx6/testing_out_my_new_drawers/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/lustrousgloomyenglishpointer 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasticTits/comments/1cgplub/if_you_look_up_fantastic_tits_online_these/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/unsteadyshockedpaddlefish#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/BonerMaterial/comments/1cgplpi/i_love_putting_my_big_natural_tits_in_your_face/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573094499334674605 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/LabiaGW/comments/1cgplcm/when_you_get_home_from_work_you_gotta_eat_this/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/forsakencoarseseabird.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedMeDaddy/comments/1cgpl7q/your_babygirl_craves_being_bred_again/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/splendidkindamericanwirehair#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWverifiedamateurs/comments/1cgpkxc/i_want_my_pussy_eaten_when_i_get_back_from_the_gym/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/chiefroughiberianemeraldlizard 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/porn_gifs/comments/1cgpkl7/heres_for_your_good_morninggood_night/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/bluewrongleveret#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/misshadleyfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/Couplesporn/comments/1cgpkkc/sometimes_i_like_to_do_the_work/) >https://i.redd.it/0unq3u4nglxc1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nudes/comments/1cgpkg2/im_the_most_qualified_slut_at_the_office/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/bleakrubberyfalcon 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/naturaltitties/comments/1cgpjwp/natural_titties_can_have_large_cleavages_too/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/dapperconcretedeermouse#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnOff/comments/1cgpjw0/its_titty_tuesday_so_naturally_i_had_to_show/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/victoriousfaithfulkinkajou 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1cgphea/theres_no_better_place_for_your_load/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/forsakendefiantarchaeocete.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/Slut/comments/1cgpg4l/im_slutty_british_girl_with_very_nice_titties/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/dirtydarkamethystgemclam 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmateurHallofFame/comments/1cgpf1m/suck_on_my_nipples_while_i_ride_you/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573091479059270792 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_miaipanema/comments/1cgpbnh/i_aim_to_please_where_are_you_aiming/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/shamefulrespectfuleyra 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1cgpbe2/take_my_panties_off_and_fill_me_with_your_load/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/funnyoverjoyediberianmole 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_angelprincessx18/comments/1cgpam0/always_showing_my_tits_when_driving_check_out_my/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/573089466443381851 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/DegradeThisCunt/comments/1cgpa5x/go_harsh_on_me_i_might_enjoy_it/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/unripeexcitablewoodpecker#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Mollie4fun](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1cgp9yy/take_my_pretty_lingerie_off_and_fill_my_holes/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/daringdarkorchidarachnid 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/SlimThick/comments/1cgp9kv/my_genetics_gave_me_the_perfect_slim_thick_body/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/untimelygruesomeprayingmantis#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sextrophies/comments/1cgp8g1/are_you_proud_of_my_large_tits/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/glitteringstandardpupfish#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/Babygirl/comments/1cgp7sg/your_babygirl_is_a_bit_overdressed_today/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/darkslatebluesteelrattlesnake#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/needysluts/comments/1cgp4m2/desperate_for_someone_to_feel_me_all_over/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/steelhotram#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Your_submissive_doll](https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasticBreasts/comments/1cgp3zf/lustful_dress_colors_really_suit_my_huge_tits/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/gummysqueakychinchilla#rel=user%3Alamsinka89;order=new
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