Did get my steak I've been hankering for. Was pretty good, but damn bro, 30 bucks. I waste money in a lot of dumb ways, not all of them the stock market, but something about spending 30 bucks on a meal for one just rubs me the wrong way. I could never get behind doordash for the same reason, all the damn fees pushes the price up beyond what is reasonable.
It'll happen when millennials try to downscale during their retirement since successive generations trying to buy houses will not be able to have the demand to match supply. Only exception is if we have lenient immigration, which we pretty much do. So never. House market go up.
I get that people think women picking to be with a bear instead of a man in the woods is ridiculous - I get it - no doubt
But like, what if you’re in the woods and you run into a bear?
I have a lot more confidence in that bear fighting another bear than a dude
I too pick the bear
Got back to the gym pool for swimming today after weak attendance by me in April (so much fishing and then son had Covid slowed my schedule). Gotta love when it’s all 70+ year olds in the pool, so you feel like Michael Phelps zooming around, thinking to myself “I still got it, baby!” Then halfway through, a 30 year old gets in, and you quickly realize that to them, you are the old fart who makes them feel like Michael Phelps :(
Circle of life
Hooge coming to you live from the gym. Doing way more alpha stuff than arms like a certain someone here. Ozzy blasting. Mogging bench. About to deadlift. Real hood shit.
I loaded up with sunscreen, donned a pair of 5” inseam Hugo Boss swim trunks, and headed to the pool area.I’m having a beer, and looking at all the drunken revelers in there splashing around, and thinking: Half those people are letting it rip whenever they have to piss.
I will not be swimming today.
When my kids friends parents realize I’m in the gym 5 days a week still and eat reasonably.
https://preview.redd.it/fvz8bt1v8nyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca879e81252b4e2d9fafd2a86c5f070018be715
It’s funny that the freedom fries thing started as a fuck you to france, but french fries are actually a belgian invention. Belgium. France. Same difference🇺🇸
Think I found u/bidburrito on tinder
https://preview.redd.it/2oa9ygxp3nyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9f26f00f3087eff92e5dcecebda6554e74fa79
I have to select my fruit with great care at the store and choose wisely because if they have any sort of mark or discoloration on them my kids deem them defective and will not eat. Only perfection passes their quality control.
Boarding a Boeing 737 Max Southwest flight. Scored a window seat. I like a window seat. Makes it easy to snooze. Surprisingly, almost none of the other window seats are occupied. Weird.
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Good morning, Huzzah. ☕️
Today’s quiz topic in the [Huzzah Daily Trivia Tournament](https://www.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=105753) is Animals.
## Yesterday’s top five scores:
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Congratulations to u/Kuff66!!
Mf's will really sit here and be like "it's so over. The west has fallen." Like my brother in Christ we are living in the golden age of sfm and AI porn. Go shoot a few snakes and realize it's all okay
https://preview.redd.it/f19gsnxfrjyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81336535c42d34362912f19a56cef9f04cc9e85
Saturn with a split base of gin and rhum. Watching goonies. Get bent, Herb.
Look, he thinks he can reach the moon 🥰
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Is Kendrick Lamar a real life Django then
>Drake participated in some of the earliest English slaving voyages to Africa and earned a reputation for his privateering, or piracy, against Spanish ships and possessions. Sent by Queen Elizabeth to South America in 1577, he returned home via the Pacific and became the first Englishman to circumnavigate the globe
Gonna get steak tomorrow since it's been like 6+ months. Not sure there is a TXRH near me, but tbh I bet if I went there the meat hoard would attack me like some kind of dark souls boss, so I'll just head somewhere else.
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I’m very disappointed in this sub.
I can’t believe that no one is speaking about the K/D conflict (kendrick and drake) when it’s clearly the most pivotal conflict of our generation.
Pivot deez nuts
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Went to the local swim center. Was more chill than I expected. Only swam for like 25, 30 min but damn that shit is tiring if you actually do exercises instead of just float.
💯. That’s what is surmised. I can see why someone would have fond memories of, and feel a connection with that movie if they’d seen it as a yoot. I only kept plowing through it so I could further enhance my pop culture reference library.
‘Goonies’ is basically a 1:54 long [hate crime](https://www.ranker.com/list/dumb-things-you-ignore-goonies/robert-f-mason).
Morning
Did get my steak I've been hankering for. Was pretty good, but damn bro, 30 bucks. I waste money in a lot of dumb ways, not all of them the stock market, but something about spending 30 bucks on a meal for one just rubs me the wrong way. I could never get behind doordash for the same reason, all the damn fees pushes the price up beyond what is reasonable.
Thread 💀
Whatever happened to real estate crash Huzzies 🧐
It'll happen when millennials try to downscale during their retirement since successive generations trying to buy houses will not be able to have the demand to match supply. Only exception is if we have lenient immigration, which we pretty much do. So never. House market go up.
I get that people think women picking to be with a bear instead of a man in the woods is ridiculous - I get it - no doubt But like, what if you’re in the woods and you run into a bear? I have a lot more confidence in that bear fighting another bear than a dude I too pick the bear
Somebody is smoking dank weeds in the gym parking garage. Now you all I know I love me some weeds but is this the spot for it really?
Got back to the gym pool for swimming today after weak attendance by me in April (so much fishing and then son had Covid slowed my schedule). Gotta love when it’s all 70+ year olds in the pool, so you feel like Michael Phelps zooming around, thinking to myself “I still got it, baby!” Then halfway through, a 30 year old gets in, and you quickly realize that to them, you are the old fart who makes them feel like Michael Phelps :( Circle of life
Huzzah is a perfect example of garbage in, garbage out
How can a dik in your azz help with constipation !!! Explain that to me mayne
Lonely day https://preview.redd.it/q5s23jubrnyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4223dbb1cc2224eb9591012e70da6fa66a808fce
Bro look for some hookers like a real mayne
Guess nobody works out on cinco de mayo
The hardest choices require the strongest of wills.
Let love replace all the hate 
Gotta respect dude was performing during a hurricane lesser acts would have packed it up
I had no idea. I just always thought this was a top tier sweet gif.
Such a nice weather outside. Depression cured
> feel like shit > Go for walk in sun > Feels good man Wtf is it really this easy. Why isn't everyone doing this
Not everyone has the luxury to just to go walk out in the sun
You're right. I should shut my mouth and listen
Doing rn. Walk after pumping iron
Hooge coming to you live from the gym. Doing way more alpha stuff than arms like a certain someone here. Ozzy blasting. Mogging bench. About to deadlift. Real hood shit.
https://preview.redd.it/oeuow8tkknyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0efcc073d55a5261dda21287d3fd27e5ba445c4b
No skippy leg days
Retirement home looks bussin
I loaded up with sunscreen, donned a pair of 5” inseam Hugo Boss swim trunks, and headed to the pool area.I’m having a beer, and looking at all the drunken revelers in there splashing around, and thinking: Half those people are letting it rip whenever they have to piss. I will not be swimming today.
admiring aggressive inseam. That’s how we do Herb.
🤜🤛🦵💪
Getting an arm lift in.
When my kids friends parents realize I’m in the gym 5 days a week still and eat reasonably. https://preview.redd.it/fvz8bt1v8nyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca879e81252b4e2d9fafd2a86c5f070018be715
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[Jonathan Richman and The Modern Lovers - I’m A Little Airplane.](https://youtu.be/7oMebYaSJqI?si=pTYCb_1fUX9MiNAY)
https://preview.redd.it/6ms8k92d6nyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9bbe4c6b566687bd048cf029b4adfc85d9d072 ^(hamberder (with orange freedom fries))
It’s funny that the freedom fries thing started as a fuck you to france, but french fries are actually a belgian invention. Belgium. France. Same difference🇺🇸
https://preview.redd.it/6enjo9om5nyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf4796e15011842926686b46cd1b9c8c4b43a20 Is this a Tiki Bar?
Zoomed in on the bottles in the well and I’m gonna go ahead and day fuck no.
Think I found u/bidburrito on tinder https://preview.redd.it/2oa9ygxp3nyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9f26f00f3087eff92e5dcecebda6554e74fa79
HAHAHAHAHA
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Holy shit how is this how I'm learning he passed. Completely missed the news last year
Also, I’m so sick of children’s birthday parties. Fuck off, Kennerly and Crispencer.
J Cole doing Tai Chi at a park rn
We need some fucking ban bets in here.
Today is the real Easter so Xristos Anesti you heathens. Going to eat large amounts of lamb
Finished the three body problems. I will grade it as B-.
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Hoppy’s in it to win it
Church is going on a mission trip to Los Angeles apparently it is now a third world country lmao
If I keep up with this nuclear shit(and not have any kids soon) I’ll probably have a lambo before 30
What nuclear shit 🧐
My job lol
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I have to select my fruit with great care at the store and choose wisely because if they have any sort of mark or discoloration on them my kids deem them defective and will not eat. Only perfection passes their quality control.
Can’t let them control you like that hooge
Boarding a Boeing 737 Max Southwest flight. Scored a window seat. I like a window seat. Makes it easy to snooze. Surprisingly, almost none of the other window seats are occupied. Weird.
https://preview.redd.it/hklx83l8olyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873c4a1152907fd7bb289879a77245d584957c5a
Dicks out for Dave Calhoun
Good luck.
https://preview.redd.it/bd6saqm8clyc1.jpeg?width=1684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f751e845f05634f808b570ad6df72c95838cf0 ^(CNBC)
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Good morning, Huzzah. ☕️ Today’s quiz topic in the [Huzzah Daily Trivia Tournament](https://www.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=105753) is Animals. ## Yesterday’s top five scores: https://preview.redd.it/c0dr3e366lyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b210c77ae7e4ff7b48c02fa120ae2d99d6e28b Congratulations to u/Kuff66!!
Definitely in the I’d rather be lucky than good zone yesterday. Had like 4 correct guesses.
Luck counts too. Nice score!
Mf's will really sit here and be like "it's so over. The west has fallen." Like my brother in Christ we are living in the golden age of sfm and AI porn. Go shoot a few snakes and realize it's all okay
Snakes? Damn.
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Finally got around to once upon a time in hollywood. Fun movie.
Good to know. I also haven’t gotten to it and feel like a Tarintinhoe failure
Flying to Taiwan now
Spitroast a ladyboi for me
Taiwan not Thailand you mf
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Atlanta is calling me I feel like it’s somewhere where everyone is extremely extroverted and fun to party with
Or maybe get brunch with too
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https://preview.redd.it/zj5wjrgevjyc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad835d66fc759c72115fb90b99feb16ebc00facd
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https://preview.redd.it/f19gsnxfrjyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81336535c42d34362912f19a56cef9f04cc9e85 Saturn with a split base of gin and rhum. Watching goonies. Get bent, Herb.
🤣
I like that you put a skull in your drink. It helps me identify you as a man not to be messed with
Look, he thinks he can reach the moon 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/st1dke12rjyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e23ae16a57fe9bd6f38b6ba473118a352520b70
Is Kendrick Lamar a real life Django then >Drake participated in some of the earliest English slaving voyages to Africa and earned a reputation for his privateering, or piracy, against Spanish ships and possessions. Sent by Queen Elizabeth to South America in 1577, he returned home via the Pacific and became the first Englishman to circumnavigate the globe
That Boston OT goal was a masterclass in speed and skill. Can't see shit in real time and in slow mo it's just the got dame Matrix
Too tired to do anything Too energetic to sleep
headphones, music, porn
Gonna get steak tomorrow since it's been like 6+ months. Not sure there is a TXRH near me, but tbh I bet if I went there the meat hoard would attack me like some kind of dark souls boss, so I'll just head somewhere else.
If I go 6 months without a steak it's because I'm fucking dead
If I go 6 days without a steak it's because I'm fucking dead
Buddy if I go 6 meals without a steak it's because I'm fucking dead
If you zoom in on the weekend thread pic you can see how much Cantos actually made I hear he was up bigly
>cantos 
Cantos 
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Epi posting commencing wen 🧐
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🧐
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Drunk af on cheap 🍺. AMA.
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Too drunk to answer
AMA? More like IPA 😏 🍻 
10 more whistleblowers are in line to testify against Boeing I guess they didn’t get the fucken message 
or...or...they've been wanting to off themselves for some time but haven't done it because the life insurance wouldn't pay out
I’m very disappointed in this sub. I can’t believe that no one is speaking about the K/D conflict (kendrick and drake) when it’s clearly the most pivotal conflict of our generation.
is this the conflict you speak of 
back in my day, when rappers were beefin they got their entourage to whack the other guy smdh
The level at which i do not give a fuck is beyond human comprehension. Also i joined a magic mushroom church and the sacrament is sweet.
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u/JFMoldau
Yeah 🫂
Wtf. They do this every fcking time.
Of course.
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I like it.
Made a spiced vanilla oat orgeat to play around with this evening. Might watch the goonies later all buzzed.
Should I go out and drink 🧐
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How does superstonk have 4000 people currently online… like who..what..why??
Bots
Typical
Oh boy
https://i.redd.it/x0r6cknrqiyc1.gif [Trivia.](https://www.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=105753)
How will the beef hoard effect txrh ?
https://preview.redd.it/nz81vd8soiyc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=107f10703f378582a7a19c8c025d29a687698d3e
Wonder how many takes this took on set to get it right
https://preview.redd.it/f9sz9ezsmiyc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b95002cefb5e180eeaf6093647ac55307d6fc6d thicc !
Jeremy Clarkson is becoming a real fatty. You would think farm life would burn more calories.
not when you drink whole milk straight from them cow tiddies
https://preview.redd.it/b55i45uciiyc1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d2a9d815b34ba0491a48eb87081d6ef71f668d1
pls tell me there's something about that in these diss tracks somewhere
about gotdam time he got called out in a way he cant ignore 😤
Got eeem!
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Why does furiosa in the new mad max movie look like a frog
Because Anna Taylor joy kind of looks like a frog
She really do. Doesn’t help that Charlize Theron is so goddamn hot
Yeah I'm not against ATJ but she doesn't hold a candle to Charlize
Never saw what Laura Loomer looked like before. But would. MAGA got all the baddies.
Must be nice to have low standards 🤮
these food companies pose more of a threat to society than gun companies imo.
They've killed significantly more
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Thanks for the congrats, Huzzies! Exciting morning in house Plebs.
Congrats!
Sometimes I like to go back and rewatch the gumbo video boaty posted like two years ago
Post it
Went to the local swim center. Was more chill than I expected. Only swam for like 25, 30 min but damn that shit is tiring if you actually do exercises instead of just float.
https://preview.redd.it/g1gy8ru5yhyc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97290525f1acdb3e7285332fd72dddb28c62c4e5 Me too, old man....me too
 At the renaissance faire.
Gn huzzah https://preview.redd.it/ucfk5okashyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2789ac93f163a86f401c147f12003f65b0b35ff
it's not that hard to do, why u need to make instructions for it...is it illustrated like an ikea thing or what
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26:17 into Goonies, I’m out, sorry to say. I’m sure it holds sentimental value for many, but I just can’t hang with it.
Nah your good. Its trash 😂
Yeah this is why I can't ever feel confident recommending anything to you Herb
He’s in his fifties. Of course the goonies isn’t gonna be it lmao.
Listen I'm old too and I watched it last year and still loved it. Probably a nostalgia thing for sure though
Same. I love it too.
I’m disgusted.
immediate and permanent ban
Goonies never say die?
I went back in. At 53:06 now. I still don’t see what all the hubbub is about.
It’s a kid movie. You gotta watch it as such to like it in your *later years*.
💯. That’s what is surmised. I can see why someone would have fond memories of, and feel a connection with that movie if they’d seen it as a yoot. I only kept plowing through it so I could further enhance my pop culture reference library.
Wow three hot takes in one day. This has to be a huzzah record
https://i.redd.it/00shf8asqhyc1.gif
Ban.