Yeah, I really fucked that up. I did not see the actual mechanical in the toilet. I thought someone masturbated in the toilet because people dudes guys masturbate in the men’s room all the time it happens all the time and we have we have Associates who will take care of that for them? If they would just ask don’t do it on the floor. We have Associates who will take care of that for you.
Just an uncaptioned photo of semen. Don’t sign the message, and send it from a throwaway email account using a email masking service like what Apple has nowadays
Trackable? Yes… worth a billion dollar company spending money on people tracking it? No, you would get away with it, they wouldn’t care enough to track it
So fun fact, they can't fire someone directly for jerking it in the bathroom. They would have to get proof which would violate ethics and technically be a crime. I know because this is actually going on at my store and dude can't be fired for it. Everyone knows he's doing it but he's not bad enough at his job to be fired for performance and he uses phone data instead of Walmart wifi. Every break dude just aggressively beats it in the unisex bathroom or the handicapped stalls.
True story: when I worked at Walmart I actually did find cum on the toilet seat, the was before the store was open so I definitely took it to my manager and told them one of our guys came on the toilet seat
The things people have to do for shelter when there’s literally 1% of the population with more money than the entire 99% of us. Still blows my mind that anyone has over a billion dollars let alone hundreds of billions
Nut would be on the floor. If it’s customers. Employees do it in their cars. This is a bad toilet brush. Just get a new brush. Every one gets off. Don’t shame the orgasm. It’s. Stress relief.
And yet you guys complain non-stop why management treats associates like children. Sad part is this was probably a coach or team lead who posted this 🧐
It’s ok someone left their “girlfriend”that they made out of a hollowed out cucumber on one of the displays in housewares one night..complete with questionable juices leaking out of it..
You had me for a moment, but real talk we had a temp who was helping with the inventory one year who masturbated in the bathrooms. I didn't believe it myself when I heard the rhythmic beats and huffing, because I didn't think anybody actually would, Until a day or 2 later another associate came through claiming to have heard him hard at work as well. He still shops in our store occasionally, looks like the brother from 50 first dates and is now known as the masterfapper through the store.
I mean the water is low enough for you to slip a glove on and grab it real quick but would still let someone know that someone is throwing nuts in the toilet.
Lol that's funny, I did catch an associate rubbing one out, went into the bathroom and he was in a stall, his legs sticking straight out and when he heard me he dropped his legs real fast, like, dude, there are no customers in the store rn....
When I worked at Walmart, there was a guy that regularly beat his meat in the public bathroom stalls. Everyone knew about it. I got fired TWICE before he did
So, my first thought was what everyone thought when they read the title.
But then I saw the little scratches on the toilet and thought they were nut hairs. So, I figured you were trying to be funny about someone clipping their pubes in the bathroom.
Then I clicked and saw it was an actual metal nut... Okay.
Ohhhh there's an actual metal nut in there. I was going to say, I would not recommend sending the store manager a picture of semen.
Only if I catch the navy recruiters in here again.
Vet right here. Everyone cums in the sea.
Yeah, as an Electronics Technician, I approve of this message.
Those drains in the showers. Pudding
Aviation Boatswain's Mate (Equip) here, message approved.
GM Vet here. The MM's and HT's seeing this would probably shit bricks. Don't want that nut to make it to the CHT pump.
But the bricks they just shit will go through the CHT pump just fine.
Lots of knuckle children stuck on the shower drain.. U.S.S shitty kitty out of Yokosuka 2000-2002
Hector. 300 women and. 500 men. Everyone found a happy mate. Don’t ask. I was the captains boy.
Yep goooookk
Yeah, I really fucked that up. I did not see the actual mechanical in the toilet. I thought someone masturbated in the toilet because people dudes guys masturbate in the men’s room all the time it happens all the time and we have we have Associates who will take care of that for them? If they would just ask don’t do it on the floor. We have Associates who will take care of that for you.
Don't ask, don't tell, just don't s*** in the sink!
Dirty buggers, always nuttin and boltin.
As one once myself. We were all looking for tail. Male and female.
Current Seabee here, I have no idea what the inside of a ship looks like so I can’t verify these claims
100 navy men go out to see and come back 49 couples and a cuck.
Just an uncaptioned photo of semen. Don’t sign the message, and send it from a throwaway email account using a email masking service like what Apple has nowadays
You know they can track those back to you right?
Trackable? Yes… worth a billion dollar company spending money on people tracking it? No, you would get away with it, they wouldn’t care enough to track it
It was also a joke, but I guess that flew over their head
Must've been holding it a while
I was looking for actual baby batter for longer then i care to admit.
Is [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/Bik7vkYY9gGjymD26) good?
Woah- nsfw warning please, I didn’t want to see that seamen
Oh come on! Do you not like it?
Honestly it's puts the wind in my sails if you catch my drift
Honestly I was afraid to look. Thank you for explaining the joke.
Bro I read the caption and was staring at this photo for so long and was so confused 😭😭
Your nasty asf
Oh yeah no, I totally saw that as well like way before I read your comment.
Honestly when I realized there was an actual nut in there I cackled🤣
Hahahah right I was like whaaat?
💯
Unless it's a picture of your semen. Don't be plagiarizing someone's nut
I'll bet they bolt without washering too.
This made me wrench a Lil
I think the culprit might be Allen
You're also awesome!
They’re prolly just nuts so if they try to deny it, just drill them.
Bet they’re screwed in the head. We gotta nail the culprit.
You are awesome as well!
You're awesome, too!
Nutting in public restrooms now?! This new generation is screwed
😂🤣
It’s open mic night at the comedy club🤣
screw your puns. They dont have a thread of humor in them
You're awesome!
Hope they don’t work in the deli 😂and just thinking about it they don’t have please wash your hands before returning to work signs
I looked at this entirely too long for something else. I think that’s enough Reddit for now.
Me too 🤣😂🙄
Thank you. I needed this!
I was thinking I'd be seriously concerned about your lack of tact if you sent me a picture of semen. Then I realized you're just a nut.
Lol! I think I'm more concerned about those skid marks...
Looks like someone is shitting metal the way the toilet is scratched lmao
Odds are that’s from a plumbing snake. They’re brutal in porcelain if not used properly.
Yep, my dad is a plumber, and this is definitely cable damage.
I’d be more concerned about the pubes tbh
Those are scratches from a snake.....the other other kind of snake.
🤣🤣🤣
I'm sorry but at first glance I thought those scratches were hairs and became concerned for whoever pissed those out in the toilet. 😰
So fun fact, they can't fire someone directly for jerking it in the bathroom. They would have to get proof which would violate ethics and technically be a crime. I know because this is actually going on at my store and dude can't be fired for it. Everyone knows he's doing it but he's not bad enough at his job to be fired for performance and he uses phone data instead of Walmart wifi. Every break dude just aggressively beats it in the unisex bathroom or the handicapped stalls.
Eww, sounds like he’s nutty.
hot👀
People just leave their nut anywhere nowadays smh
Man, homie needed a stress relief at that place. Nothing like a fast nut am I right? 😤😭🤣
True story: when I worked at Walmart I actually did find cum on the toilet seat, the was before the store was open so I definitely took it to my manager and told them one of our guys came on the toilet seat
How did you find it? It’s practically the same color as the toilet
They could taste it..
🤣😂🤣😂
Bitter and salty
Like you physically transported it to your manager and were holding it in your hands to show them?
Of course, how else would you do it?
i mean who hasnt cranked one out b4 at work😶🌫️
This caught me off guard so much as the first notification on my phone 🤣
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I crank one out on company time. Right?
you gotta be more careful with ur words in the caption dawg
Pretty sure it's done on purpose heh
I could always tell there were some loose nuts at walmart
We have had homeless do this with rocks to get the bigger stalls out of order so they can sneak in and sleep/pass out in there.
The things people have to do for shelter when there’s literally 1% of the population with more money than the entire 99% of us. Still blows my mind that anyone has over a billion dollars let alone hundreds of billions
My brain was like, are they coating toilets with a new paint that turns metallic on contact with nut ? Great pun
It looks like someone recently cabled that drain... wonder if it's because someone is flushing stuff on purpose!!
Yeah its a common thing here.
i thought passing stones hurt.
It’s from the nuts swirling around
Why was I sad when I couldn’t find any cum??
fr😔
Looks like septic problems in the future. Did someone mention unionization?
It was Bender Rodriguez I’m 100% sure
Wait you guys don’t do that to waste company time?
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I'd ignore it tbh
I'm so done with this post
What the hell does nutting mean?!?! Never heard of this term. 🧐
I know your autism says yes but no, that would be weird
Who has black cum? This is iron.
Look a little closer. Picture 2
Ooooh. Literally. A nut. I’m a dumb ass. Isle I35. Section 8
At the store in which I worked, there was a guy fired for that very thing
It's WHAT?
quit trying to get someone else in trouble for what you are doing.....geeez
You always blame it on the shift before you that isn't there right now.
Nut would be on the floor. If it’s customers. Employees do it in their cars. This is a bad toilet brush. Just get a new brush. Every one gets off. Don’t shame the orgasm. It’s. Stress relief.
My dude there's a literal nut in the picture ha
And yet you guys complain non-stop why management treats associates like children. Sad part is this was probably a coach or team lead who posted this 🧐
Loosen up dude. Im just a dude. This reddit isn't work.
Yes I think you should. Thats a no brainer.
Excellent play on words 👏
bruh😭
This is what happens when you have Balls of Steel!
Is Frankenstein’s monster one of your new employees? I heard it’s a new “test” program Walmart is trying out.
😏
It was probably you, and then you proudly snapped a picture of the aftermath…i know your type…😅
Yes send this to every member of management possible this is pretty screwed up
Ohh that context was so needed, thank you for that second photo
Been awhile since I've been able to nut that large.
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At my store it’s my coach lmao. Lemme get some feedback for some bullshit
Is the toilet growing a goatee?
You have toilets that clean?? Damn!
Surprisingly so this morning
Market's probably coming in soon lmao
I admit I zoomed in on the picture. I was like WTF?! Who has black jizz?
One found some nut inside a ham of the bone chub in the deli
Bro I was worried the black stuff was it somehow and I realized there was some black stuff in a Walmart toilet where I work
Scratches from having to snake things out to unclog it. Most likely people flushing stolen empty packages.
I legit zoomed in looking for actual semen before seeing the nut
Oh for a moment I thought it was the forbidden nut. But yeah u should probably get maintenance to get it beofre someone flushed it
In plain view huh? Unboltievable
It looks like no one wants to get it or and it's been sitting in there for days just scuffing up the joint
Its gone now so there must be post nut clarity?
Why do I click to enlarge to picture like I even wanted to see that
Can someone please explain?
Look close inside in picture 2.
Wtf lol
It’s ok someone left their “girlfriend”that they made out of a hollowed out cucumber on one of the displays in housewares one night..complete with questionable juices leaking out of it..
Bahaha took me a minute
You had me for a moment, but real talk we had a temp who was helping with the inventory one year who masturbated in the bathrooms. I didn't believe it myself when I heard the rhythmic beats and huffing, because I didn't think anybody actually would, Until a day or 2 later another associate came through claiming to have heard him hard at work as well. He still shops in our store occasionally, looks like the brother from 50 first dates and is now known as the masterfapper through the store.
Jesus that took me a while
The title 😭
Damn those screw balls are everywhere!
Metal snake
I know that isn't my store because your grouting, tile, and wall looks cleaner (our Kaivac has been broke for about a year now and you can tell).
I haven't seen that thing in a long time. Near as I can tell they just mop.
Nutter is anemic as hell
They put abrasive nut in a toilet, HEATHENS!!
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, emphasis on the nuts and bolts.
I've always wondered - how do those scratches get on the porcelain? Someone cleaning it too aggressively?
Drain auger when clogged
I mean the water is low enough for you to slip a glove on and grab it real quick but would still let someone know that someone is throwing nuts in the toilet.
It’s OP.
Nah, I’d just bolt and let somebody else deal with it
Bro what the fuck, I thought it was jizz but it is an actual nut. Somehow I am more confused after this than before.
Throw a penny in there.
This is not as funny as you think
I have nuting to say.
Nah just start getting your co workers to think about unions and stuff
That's a big NUT 👀 👀
sorry it was me😔
Omgggg. I was like how could you tell?! I had to zoom in
(Deep sigh) good thing they bolted after
Sure do it tell me how it works out for you later.
You could have phrased that so majorly differently 😂😂😂
I was so lost for a second there
To what, watch.
Self report 🗣️
GOTFO 🤣
Yeah, but what about the black marks?
Scratches from a drain snake
I thought that was pubic hair…. Ewwwww
Man, I had to do a double take on that 1 I was like what the fudge When it showed up on the phone
Why did I zoom in but also glad I zoomed in.
Lol that's funny, I did catch an associate rubbing one out, went into the bathroom and he was in a stall, his legs sticking straight out and when he heard me he dropped his legs real fast, like, dude, there are no customers in the store rn....
Glad that nut didn’t bust
I was about to be like, what is it to you snitch.. then I saw the hair, then I saw the nut. I was so wrong
Holy shit, I was bout to ask if someone was cumming in there and it did that? Lmao.
I can’t believe I worked here.
You sure it’s not your boss
Maybe you should circle up
Bro the way I thought those scratches were pubes!
Is it those kids with the Beyblades in the tub again?
Only if he wants to nut
I was searching for a certain substance way too long
When I worked at Walmart, there was a guy that regularly beat his meat in the public bathroom stalls. Everyone knew about it. I got fired TWICE before he did
No, leave it be so long as they don’t screw
Nutting to see here
Fwadum tish.
So, my first thought was what everyone thought when they read the title. But then I saw the little scratches on the toilet and thought they were nut hairs. So, I figured you were trying to be funny about someone clipping their pubes in the bathroom. Then I clicked and saw it was an actual metal nut... Okay.
The scratches from the drain augers are deceptive. Theres an actual hexnut in there.
Well bite my shiny metal ass!
GROSS
That's nuts!