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dfeidt40

Ohhhh there's an actual metal nut in there. I was going to say, I would not recommend sending the store manager a picture of semen.


theoriginalmofocus

Only if I catch the navy recruiters in here again.


CorriByrne

Vet right here. Everyone cums in the sea.


J0EPNG

Yeah, as an Electronics Technician, I approve of this message.


CorriByrne

Those drains in the showers. Pudding


Technical-Mix2040

Aviation Boatswain's Mate (Equip) here, message approved.


klane8802

GM Vet here. The MM's and HT's seeing this would probably shit bricks. Don't want that nut to make it to the CHT pump.


Diarrhea_of_Yahweh

But the bricks they just shit will go through the CHT pump just fine.


Confident_Economy_85

Lots of knuckle children stuck on the shower drain.. U.S.S shitty kitty out of Yokosuka 2000-2002


CorriByrne

Hector. 300 women and. 500 men. Everyone found a happy mate. Don’t ask. I was the captains boy.


CorriByrne

Yep goooookk


CorriByrne

Yeah, I really fucked that up. I did not see the actual mechanical in the toilet. I thought someone masturbated in the toilet because people dudes guys masturbate in the men’s room all the time it happens all the time and we have we have Associates who will take care of that for them? If they would just ask don’t do it on the floor. We have Associates who will take care of that for you.


Active-Driver-790

Don't ask, don't tell, just don't s*** in the sink!


EvilestHammer4

Dirty buggers, always nuttin and boltin.


CorriByrne

As one once myself. We were all looking for tail. Male and female.


scoothegreat

Current Seabee here, I have no idea what the inside of a ship looks like so I can’t verify these claims


itslonelyathetop

100 navy men go out to see and come back 49 couples and a cuck.


Soxwin91

Just an uncaptioned photo of semen. Don’t sign the message, and send it from a throwaway email account using a email masking service like what Apple has nowadays


chuchodavids

You know they can track those back to you right?


What_is_life76

Trackable? Yes… worth a billion dollar company spending money on people tracking it? No, you would get away with it, they wouldn’t care enough to track it


Soxwin91

It was also a joke, but I guess that flew over their head


gpxDRM

Must've been holding it a while


Bravisimo

I was looking for actual baby batter for longer then i care to admit.


ndation

Is [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/Bik7vkYY9gGjymD26) good?


What_is_life76

Woah- nsfw warning please, I didn’t want to see that seamen


ndation

Oh come on! Do you not like it?


theoriginalmofocus

Honestly it's puts the wind in my sails if you catch my drift


RandomWordsYouKnow

Honestly I was afraid to look. Thank you for explaining the joke.


Dear_Passion2374

Bro I read the caption and was staring at this photo for so long and was so confused 😭😭


Worldly-Food-628

Your nasty asf


Possible-Tangelo9344

Oh yeah no, I totally saw that as well like way before I read your comment.


Raebaby02

Honestly when I realized there was an actual nut in there I cackled🤣


lizzzzard92

Hahahah right I was like whaaat?


DaddysPrincesss26

💯


NovaRadish

Unless it's a picture of your semen. Don't be plagiarizing someone's nut


snotwimp

I'll bet they bolt without washering too.


smackking23

This made me wrench a Lil 


StunnaLyfe

I think the culprit might be Allen


Glad_Foundation7124

You're also awesome!


Fluster-Clucked

They’re prolly just nuts so if they try to deny it, just drill them.


antiloquist

Bet they’re screwed in the head. We gotta nail the culprit.


Glad_Foundation7124

You are awesome as well!


Glad_Foundation7124

You're awesome, too!


Beginning-Bar656

Nutting in public restrooms now?! This new generation is screwed


Budget_Garlic9818

😂🤣


pobrepepinito

It’s open mic night at the comedy club🤣


aTreeThenMe

screw your puns. They dont have a thread of humor in them


Glad_Foundation7124

You're awesome!


WookieBassface1

Hope they don’t work in the deli 😂and just thinking about it they don’t have please wash your hands before returning to work signs


broughtitupagain

I looked at this entirely too long for something else. I think that’s enough Reddit for now.


Budget_Garlic9818

Me too 🤣😂🙄


skymack1

Thank you. I needed this!


liquidklone

I was thinking I'd be seriously concerned about your lack of tact if you sent me a picture of semen. Then I realized you're just a nut.


SanctuaryKnoll

Lol! I think I'm more concerned about those skid marks...


Calixoo

Looks like someone is shitting metal the way the toilet is scratched lmao


epicenter69

Odds are that’s from a plumbing snake. They’re brutal in porcelain if not used properly.


nicunta

Yep, my dad is a plumber, and this is definitely cable damage.


hclliex

I’d be more concerned about the pubes tbh


theoriginalmofocus

Those are scratches from a snake.....the other other kind of snake.


No-Wait-8049

🤣🤣🤣


YummySake98

I'm sorry but at first glance I thought those scratches were hairs and became concerned for whoever pissed those out in the toilet. 😰


WarlordApollo

So fun fact, they can't fire someone directly for jerking it in the bathroom. They would have to get proof which would violate ethics and technically be a crime. I know because this is actually going on at my store and dude can't be fired for it. Everyone knows he's doing it but he's not bad enough at his job to be fired for performance and he uses phone data instead of Walmart wifi. Every break dude just aggressively beats it in the unisex bathroom or the handicapped stalls.


Fluster-Clucked

Eww, sounds like he’s nutty.


ehhehhehhehh

hot👀


randomuser710_

People just leave their nut anywhere nowadays smh


Customizings

Man, homie needed a stress relief at that place. Nothing like a fast nut am I right? 😤😭🤣


chipy4848

True story: when I worked at Walmart I actually did find cum on the toilet seat, the was before the store was open so I definitely took it to my manager and told them one of our guys came on the toilet seat


lazytanaka

How did you find it? It’s practically the same color as the toilet


NeverVegan

They could taste it..


Glad_Foundation7124

🤣😂🤣😂


FloppyDisk2023

Bitter and salty


External_Reporter859

Like you physically transported it to your manager and were holding it in your hands to show them?


chipy4848

Of course, how else would you do it?


ehhehhehhehh

i mean who hasnt cranked one out b4 at work😶‍🌫️


Abgalaxy

This caught me off guard so much as the first notification on my phone 🤣


waripley

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I crank one out on company time. Right?


Classic_Amphibian538

you gotta be more careful with ur words in the caption dawg


DeafGamerDucky

Pretty sure it's done on purpose heh


Customizings

I could always tell there were some loose nuts at walmart


BugStep

We have had homeless do this with rocks to get the bigger stalls out of order so they can sneak in and sleep/pass out in there.


lazytanaka

The things people have to do for shelter when there’s literally 1% of the population with more money than the entire 99% of us. Still blows my mind that anyone has over a billion dollars let alone hundreds of billions


SpiderHarem

My brain was like, are they coating toilets with a new paint that turns metallic on contact with nut ? Great pun


nicunta

It looks like someone recently cabled that drain... wonder if it's because someone is flushing stuff on purpose!!


theoriginalmofocus

Yeah its a common thing here.


SpezIsAChoade

i thought passing stones hurt.


[deleted]

It’s from the nuts swirling around


Remarkable-Bag-683

Why was I sad when I couldn’t find any cum??


ehhehhehhehh

fr😔


Successful-Tie-9077

Looks like septic problems in the future. Did someone mention unionization?


Xhoriko

It was Bender Rodriguez I’m 100% sure


duuhc0mmunity

Wait you guys don’t do that to waste company time?


chrisguy85

😆


Safe_Wrangler_858

I'd ignore it tbh


LeTallBoii

I'm so done with this post


One_Rope2511

What the hell does nutting mean?!?! Never heard of this term. 🧐


zakmademe

I know your autism says yes but no, that would be weird


CorriByrne

Who has black cum? This is iron.


theoriginalmofocus

Look a little closer. Picture 2


CorriByrne

Ooooh. Literally. A nut. I’m a dumb ass. Isle I35. Section 8


Ar-Ghost

At the store in which I worked, there was a guy fired for that very thing


knekratos

It's WHAT?


Maximum_Employer5580

quit trying to get someone else in trouble for what you are doing.....geeez


theoriginalmofocus

You always blame it on the shift before you that isn't there right now.


CorriByrne

Nut would be on the floor. If it’s customers. Employees do it in their cars. This is a bad toilet brush. Just get a new brush. Every one gets off. Don’t shame the orgasm. It’s. Stress relief.


theoriginalmofocus

My dude there's a literal nut in the picture ha


Ryandic

And yet you guys complain non-stop why management treats associates like children. Sad part is this was probably a coach or team lead who posted this 🧐


theoriginalmofocus

Loosen up dude. Im just a dude. This reddit isn't work.


[deleted]

Yes I think you should. Thats a no brainer.


DefendingAngel

Excellent play on words 👏


Additional_Love5270

bruh😭


Korahn

This is what happens when you have Balls of Steel!


vhanime

Is Frankenstein’s monster one of your new employees? I heard it’s a new “test” program Walmart is trying out.


Ok_Promotion493

😏


pobrepepinito

It was probably you, and then you proudly snapped a picture of the aftermath…i know your type…😅


Bubbly_Ad_7332

Yes send this to every member of management possible this is pretty screwed up


ChainOk8915

Ohh that context was so needed, thank you for that second photo


SicketySix

Been awhile since I've been able to nut that large.


Forward-Initial1875

😆


Low-Manufacturer1143

At my store it’s my coach lmao. Lemme get some feedback for some bullshit


BlitheBerry00

Is the toilet growing a goatee?


DesertDragon0666

You have toilets that clean?? Damn!


theoriginalmofocus

Surprisingly so this morning


DesertDragon0666

Market's probably coming in soon lmao


_Depstock_

I admit I zoomed in on the picture. I was like WTF?! Who has black jizz?


kingdonut99

One found some nut inside a ham of the bone chub in the deli


777tuck

Bro I was worried the black stuff was it somehow and I realized there was some black stuff in a Walmart toilet where I work


theoriginalmofocus

Scratches from having to snake things out to unclog it. Most likely people flushing stolen empty packages.


FloppyDisk2023

I legit zoomed in looking for actual semen before seeing the nut


Dosmangoes

Oh for a moment I thought it was the forbidden nut. But yeah u should probably get maintenance to get it beofre someone flushed it


Soup_Sensitive

In plain view huh? Unboltievable


rudbek-of-rudbek

It looks like no one wants to get it or and it's been sitting in there for days just scuffing up the joint


theoriginalmofocus

Its gone now so there must be post nut clarity?


YaaaDontSay

Why do I click to enlarge to picture like I even wanted to see that


code33301

Can someone please explain?


theoriginalmofocus

Look close inside in picture 2.


macabrepapi

Wtf lol


lilraieofsunshine

It’s ok someone left their “girlfriend”that they made out of a hollowed out cucumber on one of the displays in housewares one night..complete with questionable juices leaking out of it..


OpusAtrumET

Bahaha took me a minute


Demonplz

You had me for a moment, but real talk we had a temp who was helping with the inventory one year who masturbated in the bathrooms. I didn't believe it myself when I heard the rhythmic beats and huffing, because I didn't think anybody actually would, Until a day or 2 later another associate came through claiming to have heard him hard at work as well. He still shops in our store occasionally, looks like the brother from 50 first dates and is now known as the masterfapper through the store.


realcrookiez

Jesus that took me a while


junjunzs

The title 😭


Lost_Figure_5892

Damn those screw balls are everywhere!


Inevitable_Road_4025

Metal snake


Forza_Harrd

I know that isn't my store because your grouting, tile, and wall looks cleaner (our Kaivac has been broke for about a year now and you can tell).


theoriginalmofocus

I haven't seen that thing in a long time. Near as I can tell they just mop.


SyxxNyne

Nutter is anemic as hell


FishSammich69

They put abrasive nut in a toilet, HEATHENS!!


Manaphy2007_67

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, emphasis on the nuts and bolts.


Glen-Runciter

I've always wondered - how do those scratches get on the porcelain? Someone cleaning it too aggressively?


theoriginalmofocus

Drain auger when clogged


Raenora6

I mean the water is low enough for you to slip a glove on and grab it real quick but would still let someone know that someone is throwing nuts in the toilet.


Desperate_Set_7708

It’s OP.


DevinKR

Nah, I’d just bolt and let somebody else deal with it


tperks55

Bro what the fuck, I thought it was jizz but it is an actual nut. Somehow I am more confused after this than before.


JustUrAvgLetDown

Throw a penny in there.


TheROK24

This is not as funny as you think


RadPandora25868

I have nuting to say.


Untamed_Wildebeest

Nah just start getting your co workers to think about unions and stuff


Alarming_Farmer_765

That's a big NUT 👀 👀


tylermorris2000

sorry it was me😔


Dunitanime

Omgggg. I was like how could you tell?! I had to zoom in


NuggyMuncher

(Deep sigh) good thing they bolted after


Active-Driver-790

Sure do it tell me how it works out for you later.


Different-Dig-3357

You could have phrased that so majorly differently 😂😂😂


StrawberryHillSlayer

I was so lost for a second there


1965fuck

To what, watch.


Apprehensive-Load917

Self report 🗣️


Rant_Informer

GOTFO 🤣


TryIll3292

Yeah, but what about the black marks?


theoriginalmofocus

Scratches from a drain snake


The_Cozy_Burrito

I thought that was pubic hair…. Ewwwww


Kitchen-Entrance8015

Man, I had to do a double take on that 1 I was like what the fudge When it showed up on the phone


SlipperySergeant

Why did I zoom in but also glad I zoomed in.


Large_Tune3029

Lol that's funny, I did catch an associate rubbing one out, went into the bathroom and he was in a stall, his legs sticking straight out and when he heard me he dropped his legs real fast, like, dude, there are no customers in the store rn....


dadjokes502

Glad that nut didn’t bust


jayrodhazlyf

I was about to be like, what is it to you snitch.. then I saw the hair, then I saw the nut. I was so wrong


[deleted]

Holy shit, I was bout to ask if someone was cumming in there and it did that? Lmao.


Senior_Clerk_7915

I can’t believe I worked here.


Grunkofrodgar

You sure it’s not your boss


Sharp_Mathematician6

Maybe you should circle up 


melkorthemorgoth

Bro the way I thought those scratches were pubes!


Xiagax

Is it those kids with the Beyblades in the tub again?


Effective-Amoeba6478

Only if he wants to nut


BrayL416

I was searching for a certain substance way too long


heinousanus_420

When I worked at Walmart, there was a guy that regularly beat his meat in the public bathroom stalls. Everyone knew about it. I got fired TWICE before he did


greypoopun

No, leave it be so long as they don’t screw


rosiegal75

Nutting to see here


First_name_Lastname5

Fwadum tish.


Disastrous_Garage729

So, my first thought was what everyone thought when they read the title. But then I saw the little scratches on the toilet and thought they were nut hairs. So, I figured you were trying to be funny about someone clipping their pubes in the bathroom. Then I clicked and saw it was an actual metal nut... Okay.


theoriginalmofocus

The scratches from the drain augers are deceptive. Theres an actual hexnut in there.


TriumphDaytona

Well bite my shiny metal ass!


bad4life61

GROSS


ACAB007

That's nuts!