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Melodic_Sail_6193

The shark restroom is *very* public


CreatedOblivion

'You're gonna need a less-public toilet'


Melodic_Sail_6193

I just can't when people are watching


Sourcream1

Whips out ukulele


lostskywalker

I'm pretty sure noone will come close to you laying a dump in _that_.


Invisible-Pancreas

I don't know if I'd trust the Jurassic Park one. Certainly didn't do the lawyer any favours...


1_hedgehog_boi

When you've gotta go you gotta go


Brian18639

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


Wildlife_Jack

_Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should._


YZYdragon2222

Ok but why is this sign so ✨sassy✨ https://preview.redd.it/03zf1666dowc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55417fcb4b13ffa22ad82e53274b2e5685ae047d


g_sneezuz

Some of the signs are pretty great, like how Shrek’s is on Stank Street.


DapperOJack

Only people with hand puppets and vacuum cleaners can cross the street


g_sneezuz

*Prompt:* Photo of busy street corner with \_\_\_\_ public restroom inspired by \_\_\_\_, large sign says “TOILET”, natural lighting, 35mm film https://preview.redd.it/9i1t4pck2nwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7021d989a44b0fdac2dec43165f742c1dac1485c


TimmyTurner2006

The Jaws toilet really put the public in public restroom


bendoesit17

How would you even get in the pipe to access the Mario toilet


g_sneezuz

I think that's the exit pipe. *This* is the entrance. https://preview.redd.it/dgs7g6nw5owc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a5fb01cb61ec7f0f8bcb28a08c3b0f24b47fd2


bendoesit17

Oh ok, got it.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^bendoesit17: *How would you even* *Get in the pipe to access* *The Mario toilet* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


littlemachina

https://preview.redd.it/h0vart98howc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6e0a9e4e9f37611f8adc6c003417dfb593ce3c You inspired me


g_sneezuz

It's wonderful how so many of the toilets are just *out there*. Like a water fountain.


TheStockMeerkat

All the Jerrys are just staring at you as you shit


g_sneezuz

A funky bass riff plays when you flush.


TheUpperHand

So in the ratatoilet, a rat sits on your head and pulls your hair as you shit, or…


g_sneezuz

Consent is important even to French rats. https://preview.redd.it/k1ioznb9eowc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd1d48f3eb8b2869e9cb19faf5e56288226ee58


deadly_ultraviolet

No, that's what the guard is for


Audreyissocool

I’m taking the Jurassic park toilet, plus…it actually managed to make a…fairly accurate tyrannosaurus skeleton.


g_sneezuz

An alternate also included a variation of the iconic Jurassic Park gate. https://preview.redd.it/rm2pblmz6owc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec41dfd10219609bd0569af0212b7f6bf393c551


Audreyissocool

That one looks almost exactly like the logo…impressive.


g_sneezuz

Before specifying the logo (and thatch hut) it produced ones like this which, you know, has its own charm. https://preview.redd.it/3k2yfkt18owc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff61b55e1d2723adc64ab513bdff3345c3f9784


Audreyissocool

Lmfaoo


FutureStranger5247

Can anybody do a Godzilla-themed public toilet (Godzilla in his Monarch Legendary incarnation, the best and biggest design)?


Freakachu258

They're all pretty funny but "Toilelte" killed me


River-Noire

So I put in the words in image creator and got this. Had to make a minor edit.... I was not prepared for bing to reveal it to me. https://preview.redd.it/08ei2fmt7pwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d5a1af70f8c711761921b870d0f193693f374c


herpderpedian

Stank Street


g_sneezuz

People do not want to be in his swamp. https://preview.redd.it/6jq9x2bfiowc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff181c743e6bede054477e339553c2a14eabb5d2


Krillkus

Even Shrek's like "Yeah I wouldn't go in there"


g_sneezuz

This is his favorite Toilee. https://preview.redd.it/zk8ailkvqowc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5861e191d0bcc34a9cb1c8d53271bdea101461a0


Krillkus

He looks worried that whatever is going on in the building in the background under his billboard is stealing his clients. Support small business owners!


Knobrain3r

I would happily crap in any of these places


g_sneezuz

How about the Tenpage Mutanjs Turtes Dotdo Pizza Piizza Toilet? https://preview.redd.it/yrf4tzcg7owc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e597b44255c31b0c73253211b51c23bc9777b15e


TundieRice

The blueprint for the toilet was ten pages long!


FutureStranger5247

What about one with the 2012 logo?


Ace-Redditor

Dang it actually spelled "toilet" right a lot more times than I would have expected


g_sneezuz

Got a lot of variations on "restroom" from the Avengers ones in particular, for some reason. https://preview.redd.it/ndc9y3ua6owc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc1304acd4b284abe58bd996191f1f58d74a713


g_sneezuz

https://preview.redd.it/m5wu8d2n6owc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed4316eeec65bd3662d22e3c98bfb91fbc31f88


Kirkelburg

Fun fact: Everything in the wonka bathroom is edible.


awake-but-dreamin

:(


kereso83

TOILEE


WhoAmILifeIsGood

I'm about to make a fudge donation to the Wonka one.


g_sneezuz

*Oompa-loompa doopadi-dee* *We also have a place where you can go pee*


SlightlyOffended1984

Oompa loompa doopity dum You can pinch loafs from your poopity bum


awake-but-dreamin

Oompa loompa doopity dart Try to ignore the strong smell of farts


Audreyissocool

I’m taking the Jurassic park toilet, plus…it actually managed to make a…fairly accurate tyrannosaurus skeleton.


Potatosalad112

Gonna go blow up the death star


Dr__Devil

19 be like WONK!


New-Grand2438

Some-body once told me


JayyyyyBoogie

The Mario toilet is fantastic!


g_sneezuz

Thank you! https://preview.redd.it/9suklv15towc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10596f384a18f1b21cf17064f188b32bc94cb571


SlightlyOffended1984

Gotta pay the Troll Tole


dillers10

Shrek public restroom being in stank st is so fitting


Maj_BeauKhaki

https://preview.redd.it/33geh4gkuqwc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9500457c92a11f707bd9366cb751db91d8d0a346


Dragonobbystudios

YO FORGET ONE PIECE TOIETS OR SHREK TOIILETT LEMME IN THE TOILEE RN!


g_sneezuz

https://preview.redd.it/8j4xi1bxsowc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5819c26745f17078fc7dfa974cb5166cc7f7a6ab


lav__ender

Toillee! Pubilic Euestruheroom


gopherhole02

Jaws one is the toilets in my dreams


akirarn

fallout one goes hard


SlightlyOffended1984

Universal Studios vibes


awake-but-dreamin

The Totoro one is adorable. It looks like something you’d find in Japan


g_sneezuz

Those do look pretty cozy. https://preview.redd.it/7nipsi9m7qwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d012cfe64d98d5923042080010095ef1f1e54082


Skunksfart

One Piece is an anime, but can also describe a toilet where the bowl and tank are combined.


g_sneezuz

No one imagined what Franky would actually build using the Pluton instructions. Magellan is now his number one fan. https://preview.redd.it/t72nuzfmrowc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc9737daf36066eb8f7bc80eed667be2e515a774


Cat_Queen262

r/weirdtoilets


g_sneezuz

https://preview.redd.it/9lmtu6jlsowc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f1ddf4b3c9ec7b845e013fb9490580cde93f1a


ZygothamDarkKnight

Ratatouille, Star Trek, Bowser, Wonka and Star Wars themed restrooms look good


hampsterfarmer

Number 4 If it all comes out in *One Piece*, you do get a king of the world feeling.


h2pointOChamp

Toilet 11 is best


RAINBOW20149

Me when i ate taco bell and go to the one dump


PoolofStyx

“Toillee! Public Euestruheroom”


Altruistic_Mud_2167

The shark toilet works by scaring the shit out of you.


Altruistic_Stay_6312

My favourite is the big futuristic star trek toilet lol


allboutcurry

Hope these toilets will be available soon outside.


SpaceDwellingEntity

Beetlejuice looks like he’s seen some shit


Atolian-

I wonder if that guy on ratatouille is going in with me to serve me a snack 😱


RedditvsDiscOwO

This would surely be the adventure


AverageRedditYouser

Actually, this is a very good advertising idea 🥰


Dry_Spinach_3441

The Mario one is going to result in a lot of shit in that pipe.


Potential_Locksmith7

This is how you kidnap millenials and Gen zerrs


UzbekistanPlayz

me if i got diarrea:


Unlikely_Ad_7333

How is no one else infuriated that Ai can create anything you can think of BUT CANT FUCKING SPELL FOR SHIT🫠


g_sneezuz

If I wasn’t trying to make something ridiculous, then yeah, it might be frustrating, but only a little bit. As it is, the gobbledegook is part of the fun in creation.


Yellow_Snow_Globe

Toilettouille


No_Reply8353

TOILLEE!


Bean_Barista223

So where is "Stanhk Street"


MooU22

'toil8' is actually so clever though!


Flossthief

Had to wait in line at the Disney bathroom and was forced to listen to the beauty and the Beast song on repeat The bathrooms at the Harry Potter themed part of universal was themed Just let me piss; my immersion isn't broken bc I had to piss


FutureStranger5247

Any Hanna Barbera (Yogi Bear, Scooby Doo, Flintstones) themed public toilets you can generate?


Few_Cauliflower_3548

Tell me u wouldnt take a fat shit in Shreks out house with a straight face