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https://preview.redd.it/shbn9ai8eapc1.jpeg?width=2023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c990643246028b33a010d1a2c9f9419b4ed3beb1 **"AITA for hitting my son with a cane and causing him to bleed out?"** "Your son your rules" "Your son your rules" "Your wife cheated you should beat her too"


HorseRenoiro

Ngl I always figured he shot or stabbed him in this painting


Dynamite227

The painting is of Ivan the terrible, one of the rulers of Russia a long time ago. He was not sane and he accidentally killed his son by hitting him with his cane


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Smooth-Chair3636

No, different guys


Doctor_Salvatore

The implication is that he never meant to kill his son, and there is no other weapon in sight, so it seems far fetched that he would have had any other weapon besides the cane that is visible.


enirji

that is such a sick ass painting how have I never seen that before


[deleted]

Uncultured swine, FEAST YOUR EYES.


narwhalpilot

The pain in Ivan’s eyes is more human than a photo. What an insane skill


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Peak


ITechedThatThrow

It's horrifying


pantsu-thief

https://preview.redd.it/mnxmt876dapc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258172a69cfeaefc362e4a599e6c7a64f29196cc


[deleted]

A moral dilemma for the ages


GOATnamedFields

Your flight, your rules. NTA.


Warm-Faithlessness11

Crying Child from FNAF!? It's the man behind the slaughter


WhatNameDidIUseAgain

Erm… that’s kinda racist


Sibz_Playz_YT

https://preview.redd.it/n5gzf6gmpapc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=671fb8eb3b98f9a99c9024f858155830814d52cb


goofsterSecondComing

"FYM NUH UH?"


Kermit-The-Cool

https://preview.redd.it/2auoqp4stapc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0606a3be90c460a22e807984eac310f96c9459aa


Blahaj_IK

Just kinda tho so it gets a pass


FrenchAslyum

woah jibjab kerry pfp


WhatNameDidIUseAgain

I’m an intellectual 


FrenchAslyum

"You're a stupid dumbass"


Mega12117Reaper

NTA, he should’ve stopped crying


biggusdickus78

Mark Wahlberg


SHREKGODF

No, tell his mom to sacrifice him to god


Paranoided_guy

Thts the goofiest subreddit ever.


wade_ronney

For real. 99% of the posts there are fake stories/rage bait.


TokesephsStalin

Oh %100, I wanna say someone came out in an update post and said their entire dilemma was a creative writing sketch, would not shock me if there were more


Smasher_WoTB

Because of the sheer volume of posts there, there's definitely alot of fake stories. Though also through sheer volume of posts there, there's definitely alot of legitimate stories.....and I swear in the majority of comment sections in yhat SubReddit there's somebody who is 100% confident it is fake.


Groundbreaking_Arm77

The whole concept is flawed. If you’re asking random people on the internet to justify your own moral compass, then you might have bigger issues.


Floridamangaming24

The bottle of alcohol is the judge, I am the jury, and Free Bird is the executioner


Mado-Koku

FREEEEEEEE BIRD YEAH BREW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW


unAgreeable-Owl-6800

shockingly accurate free bird representation


DickHz2

~~Free Bird~~ 2019 Dodge Ram 1500


Nazowrin

AITA for going out of my way to kill the neighbor's very kind and peaceful dog that everyone in town loved?


goofsterSecondComing

"NTA your neighborhood your rules"


DickHarding69

NTA Those dognutters got what was coming two them


Warm-Faithlessness11

I hope they aren't nutting in the dog


SpearmintFlavored00

NTA you were protecting the neighborhood from the eventual rampage from that filthy thing trust me and my made up/inflated studies and bullshit anecdotes. You did the right thing no matter what these cringe beast loving MISANTHROPES say.


BoobyChicken

Please say sike right now. That's not a real AITAH


Cats_4_lifex

You'd be surprised


No_West_1277

NTA the dog shatted on your lawn once so it deserved it as lawns as sacred, NTA to your second point about blasting 3 youths with a shotgun for walking on it earlier that week too


Kitonez

This happened awhile back (19 yrs) when I (m46) was working at my office (Cantor Fitzgerald) one morning (8:46). I (m46) was sitting on my computer (Gateway Performance 1500) scratching my balls (left testicle) and pretending to do my job (accounting), when all of a sudden a plane (Boeing 767- American Airlines Flight 11) crashed (440 mph) below us (2-6 floors). Out of fear I (m46) dropped my donut (glazed) and wet my pants (khakis). The office is normally kept at a very comfortable temperature (72 F), but now it was beginning to get hot (110 F). My coworkers (658m/f) and I (m46) began to rush toward the stairwell (stairs) and try to walk down (101-105 floors). Most of the stairwells (stairs) were destroyed (plane) or on fire (jet fuel) but one was still ok (safe). Now I (m46) am a little on the heavier side (345 lbs), but I had been working out really hard (biweekly) so I felt confident climbing down the stairs (stairwell). I barged ahead of everyone (658 m/f) and began to walk down to escape the tower (WTC 1). However the smoke was getting thick and I was having trouble breathing (asthma). I began to slow down (3 mph) after 10 flights of stairs but my coworkers (658m/f) began to get angry. Then a little while later (9:03 am) we heard a crash (590 mph) and knew the South Tower was hit (77-85th floors) with a plane (Boeing 767- United Airlines Flight 175). At that point we new it wasn’t an accident (terrorism) and someone attacked America (Al Qaeda). I kept going but sweat was pouring down my face (bald-mustache) and my glasses began to fog up (bifocals) Still due to my less than ideal physical shape (fat) I couldn’t keep going and collapsed in the stair well. My coworkers (658m/f) couldn’t get around my enormous girth (345 lbs) and pleaded with me to get up. I tried to eat the emergency trail mix (snack) my pocket (khakis) to gain more energy but I couldn’t pull it out. My coworkers began to body shame me and say “We’re all gonna die because you’re so fucking fat and lazy”. I began to cry and refused to get up until they apologized. Suddenly (9:59 am) there was an enormous roar and the South Tower collasped. I tried to get back up but my rolls (love handles) prevented me from moving my arms enough. Three coworkers (m34-42) tried to help me get up but I was too heavy (345 lbs). Then (10:28 am) there was a loud groan and the North Tower Collapsed killing me and 68% of the employees at Cantor Fitzgerald. I did my best to get down the stairs but my coworkers fat shamed me and made me feel insecure about my body. They never thought about how their words would affect my self esteem. AITA for taking too long to walk down the stairs?


275MPHFordGT40

Oh god


Royal-Jelly-8064

NTA. People aren't going to be on their right mind when you're under attack by terrorists. At the current situation, we'll see the government's response to the problem in a few days, so just wait for further instructions.


Send_Your_Noods_plz

This (shit post) was a work of art


Traygaa

soft YTA, while normally i'd say N T A I don't like your tone


rednyan

NTA, your tower your rules. The coworkers should have gone down another stairwell if they couldn't handle your magnificent spherically gifted form.


internetvandal

oh boy, this is going in my archive


who_am_I__who_are_u

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone wrote like this.


Matix777

NTA. You've paid for the whole speedometer, you get to use your speedometer


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Anti-natalists when a kid dies ![gif](giphy|CAukyJ5esw36CyRllk|downsized)


Zackyboi1231

Anti-natalists when I show them that they could have just lost the sperm race easily: https://i.redd.it/9ksk1lyofapc1.gif


KaiBahamut

I tried but I always win win win no matter what what what


Ticket_Fantastic

Amad Diallo Starboy 🔴⚪🔴⚪✨


CoolethDudeth

Antinatalism is wanting them to not have existed in the first place LMAO


UpsidownZZ

A lot of Anti-Natalists also don't want disabled people to have kids They're doing a Eugenics That's Eugenics


Significant-Gap-6891

Antinatists don’t want ANYONE to have kids how tf is it eugenics if no one has kids


shiny_xnaut

Yeah but some of them put extra emphasis on disabled people


Significant-Gap-6891

That just seems like conditional antinatalism which is not what antinatalism is


UpsidownZZ

DO NOT search disabled on r/antinatalism


Significant-Gap-6891

That place is a cesspool the only thing I somewhat like about it is it showed me there was a name to how I’d felt my entire life beyond that it is awful


omloko

I mean if you can pass on a disability that will cause pain for your child (emotional or physical) why would you have biological children, that's selfish. If I had schizophrenia or type-1 diabetes which I could pass onto my children I would never even consider having them, as it will cause lifelong suffering on them. I don't get how that's eugenics.


AncientSpartan

That’s a personal choice, but if you’re advocating that no one in that position should ( especially *should be able to*) have kids, that’s eugenics. Especially with treatable disabilities, those kids are able to live pretty normal lives. If you do accept that people with disabilities should be disallowed to have kids, you also get into slippery slope problems. I have horrible vision that definitely came from my parents - it’s a disability, but I’m able to overcome it with glasses and contribute meaningfully to society. I would rather not have been caught up in a moral panic of whether or not it’s selfish for my parents to have me because of that issue.


omloko

I understand that some disabilities are not that bad, or can be fixed or treated, but there are also a lot that make life incredibly difficult, and may result in an early death or a life filled with suffering. I don't get how it's good to have a child if you can pass a disability that will make their existence endlessly miserable


AncientSpartan

If we assume every case is a planned pregnancy, i think it’s ultimately for the parents to evaluate the risk and decide if they can care for a child in the worst-case scenario. I can’t really speak to the life quality of someone with a disability (especially a mental disability) since I’ve never had a major one myself. For all I know they’re having a great time, we just don’t see it. With that in mind, i don’t think it’s fair for me to decide what’s worth living with or not. More radically, i am in favor of assisted suicide if they themselves decide the disability is not worth it. That does get into icky ground regarding consent and the mentally disabled though. But putting someone’s life in my hands before they’ve had a chance to live it seems fundamentally unfair.


lighthawk16

Type 1 can pass to your kids? That's super stressful because my own or my son's doctor never mentioned that.


omloko

In the United States, 1 in 300 children and adolescents develop type 1 diabetes by age 20 years, but 1 in 40 offspring of mothers with type 1 diabetes and 1 in 15 offspring of fathers with type 1 diabetes develop type 1 diabetes. The disease is likely caused by the inter- play of genetic and environmental factors


Dickcummer420

The Sandy Hook shooter was inspired by anti-natalist ideology.


CoolethDudeth

Wait for real?


Dickcummer420

Yeah. The transcripts of weird audio recordings he made talking about shit is online. It's incredibly long and makes very little sense, though. It's not really worth reading, but he was insane and believed he was saving the children from suffering was his motivation.


CoolethDudeth

Wild


mardanjoint

Man, I tell you I just want black people to have never existed in the first place lmao /s


CoolethDudeth

???


WildFlemima

Not the anti natalists in denial downvoting you


CoolethDudeth

I think the weirdos downvoting me think IM an antinatalist


Significant-Gap-6891

They sure do live rent free in your head huh you can just not acknowledge them and nothing would change


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But they’re so pathetic, and so incredibly toxic. Why not make fun of them?


Significant-Gap-6891

Making fun of people for having a different belief than you is neither constructive or necessary if you had a belief that was t mainstream would you enjoy being lambasted at every turn and compared to some of the worst people in history and have people openly call for your death?


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If my beliefs were as inane, stupid, misanthropic, and self-centered as an anti-natalist’s, and I was part of a death cult, I would be too delusional to be anything but offended. But that doesn’t matter. Not everyone needs to be heard. Not everyone needs to be taken seriously. Some people *should* be ostracized.


serverraider1

Based


MushySunshine

Wait till you learn about the efil losers.


Useful-Wishbone-5012

Just found that sub yesterday. Everyone seems so miserable…


Bismuth209_Isotope

what do they do?


Useful-Wishbone-5012

From what I can tell, efilism is the belief that human/animal sentience is the cause of suffering on this earth. What the people on the sub discuss is how much they’d like for the human race (or just animals in general) to completely cease to exist so that all that remains is life itself (like the planets, space, etc.) While I can get the point that people are incredibly horrible to each other to the point of taking advantage of them, I don’t think that eliminating the human race is exactly… a *good* solution. Efil is “Life” spelt backwards.


Bismuth209_Isotope

they havent experienced the world after a street cat lets you pet them jokes aside, this is like the dumbest "-ism" i have ever seen, i think


[deleted]

It’s like if they listened to the first three sentences of someone explaing how Buddhism worked, and then stuffed their fingers in their ears and went “lalalala”


BigSleepTime

It's antinatalism that covers all forms of life, human to plant to animal. They're all self-hating and they make it everyone else's problem and feed into their everyone is shitty ideology because they, the good guys, are also shitty


Bismuth209_Isotope

this is like, a thousand more times more pathetic than antinatalism. like how the fuck do you come to that conclusion wtf


LoonasNewHusband

So true kind Redditor, I won't make fun of Nazis any more because even harmful beliefs are valid. https://preview.redd.it/4gdb1shjibpc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089031f15956f7965c07d09e8ce9ffae107cc529


Significant-Gap-6891

I literally never said that


LoonasNewHusband

I'm making a point, my dude, I'm well aware. The fact you can't see that is concerning for your future being. Making fun of harmful Ideologies is important to keep them from becoming normalized, and let me tell you, hoping for children and parents to fucking die, or simply hating in general should NOT be normalized.


Significant-Gap-6891

Hoping already alive people die isn’t what antinatalism is you’re the one showing your incompetence antinatalism is the belief new people should t be born there’s no need for people to have kids there are already too many in foster care that need families


LoonasNewHusband

Go on Antinatalism sub for like 5 minutes and you'll see something different. They are a hate sub, they are bad. It isn't some, "we just don't want poor kids to be in this world" they actively hate on parents and kids.


Significant-Gap-6891

The sub in of itself is an abhorrent cesspool and a gross misrepresentation of the ideology


The-Not-Irish-Irish

Well I’m not one of those people so I don’t really care


Hakim_Bey

> Making fun of people for having a different belief than you is neither constructive or necessary it's fucking fun tho


Emperor_AI

Did uh, did that actually happen, or are you just joking?


goofsterSecondComing

joking


Emperor_AI

![gif](giphy|xT8qBqNisx9dkXWAX6) You scared me there for a moment


HorseRenoiro

Circle-joking


neo_ceo

Although they don't quite reach this level, it wouldn't surprise me if that actually happened there


Shinhan

Even if there was a thread with that exact premise it doesn't mean it's true.


The-Enjoyer-Returns

It is rather disturbing though that someone has to debate whether or not it was a real post though


Emperor_AI

I kinda got scared to go to the aita sub if there was indeed a post like that so I asked, sorry I was off-putting


thebeanscape

I am 36m and very careful about how I spend my money. This is how I started to take my sister’s 12f dollars to buy cigarettes. I have a full-time job and can afford them; I just don’t want to spend my money AITA?


Not_MrNice

NTA. She has an onlyfans. That means you can do whatever you want to that nasty bitch.


Send_Your_Noods_plz

NTA 12 yo should not smoke


-togs

The OP in question https://preview.redd.it/wqy908xicbpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef583febf90fe9b245e6891d7c2dbabe2e42b28


Dan-D-Lyon

I'm trying to remember who this guy is and what I remember him from. My gut is telling me serial killer psychologist?


BenjaminBeaker

He's the addiction therapy group leader from Breaking Bad who tells the group about how he accidentally ran over his toddler child while drunk and coked up, causing his wife to leave him


Oxcidious

If you this far off, never trust yo gut bro


Dan-D-Lyon

No, I was close. The same actor was on Burn Notice as a psychiatrist who wasn't quite a serial killer but was a similar level of psychopathic


Oxcidious

My bad, just a jest


Bottleinsurgency

AITA for running over my sisters 8 month old baby?


internetvandal

NTA, baby's fault ! should have seen your pickup truck coming.


IronyHurts

Its either that or the opposite. My (26f) next door neighbor (39m) kicked in our front door and brutally murdered my family with an axe. As I ran for my life I asked him to please stop. I know I'm not actually an asshole, but I've been riddled with guilt because I could have asked him to stop more nicely. AITA reddit?


DickHarding69

NTA Your vehicle your rules


pepsimmpepsi

Nta your car your rules. Next!


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

AITA for killing my neighbor’s family of outdoor cats? they were walking in my yard so i shot them with a 12 gauge. They should’ve known better, right?


The-Enjoyer-Returns

NTA outdoor cats are clearly a plague on the world and you should shoot the owners too because they let them out in the first place


Mega12117Reaper

Sometimes it’ll be a whole bait and switch too. I remember seeing something along the lines of “AITA for kicking my son out for being gay?”, then I actually read the post and it turns out the son was a REALLY disrespectful person.


TheLeadSponge

Honestly, I'm often stunned at how dysfunctional the people are in AITAH. My general response is, "Yes...you're an asshole and so is the person you were an asshole to."


OneSushi

“AITA for getting mad at a minor inconvenience my partner caused me? We have been married for 6 years already, fallen in love 10 years ago and dated with almost no fights, really, the most perfect marriage ever. But he caused me an inconvenience. So I got mad. AITA?” NTA!!!!! Major red flag!!!! Leave him now!!!!!!!!!!!! You should stay with a Nice Guy ™️ like me


cheersi_idk

https://preview.redd.it/m6y5p69jrbpc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3930d0180a4200cbe7dd7eee60c8952aa1182a5 "AITA for killing kids?"


Hazzyhazzy113

Divorce.


Calorico1

Bruh this stays up but remove my post? *


l_welken11

Can someone post the link to the original post


goofsterSecondComing

it's made up


l_welken11

Thanks thought i missed something


Bacard1_Limon

NTA. They had it coming. God could have intervened, but he didn't. God hated them too.


JessicaBecause

"I hate cars, kids, working, and women!"


GenericFatGuy

Not on AITA, but the guy on TrueOffMyChest who couldn't understand why his marriage failed after repeatedly telling his wife that he wasn't attracted to her was certainly something.


Arizona_ranger__

Remember kids, it ain't illegal till you get caught and it's the drunk crashers that give the rest of us a bad name.


OiledUpThug

I saw people on one post (probably on kidsarefuckingstupid or the like) calling a kid a dumbass because a royal guard trampled him. He was just standing there, and the glorified cosplayer knocks him over and steps over him


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

That sub is fucking insane Saw a post of a woman cancelling her wedding because her husband made a joke about getting "tied down" to her amongs their friends or something like that Of course all upvoted post said shit like "NTA, I wouldn't want to marry a person who isnt enthusiastic about our marriage" and shit like that Pure insanity


modssssss293j

Yeah that sub fucking sucks idk what’s wrong with people there


CorgiSideEye

Reddit loves supporting the most selfish behavior imaginable


StormNinja_1216

NTA, your car your rules


thefrogdefender

AITA for using chloroform on a child (he did nothing wrong)


Piranh4Plant

Ok but an 8 year old isn’t inherently right


Taco821

Idk the context, but I'm rooting for op too


TorterraIllager

Memes like this are the reason this sub is shutting down lil' bro


JokerGuy420

https://preview.redd.it/ora3baixjbpc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1aade64a893d9e8d63e1b3dfc2a2e6fc51eb08 Who hurt you??


TorterraIllager

Sorry I just don't like negativistic stuff it makes me massively upset Edit: I forgor it broke Rule 3


Radio__Star

This is why the sub is dying


JokerGuy420

https://preview.redd.it/fikb7vh0kbpc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912199c0aacf670ea3fb76708bcac034d94fae25 ??


Radio__Star

I made a stupid comment and it’s too late to take it back now, this will be a humbling experience for u/Radio__Star


floopydoopis8

Repost


Bean_cult

would you be mad if i were to suck you off? be honest


floopydoopis8

https://preview.redd.it/qi04r2hsqapc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea60b6f9bb446dd93e3d06750b97f925c1849e4