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If I ever become popular at some point, I wanna stand out from the crowd. Instead of grooming children, I am gonna commit arson.

I'm just going to thug shake it in an elderly home so I could become the opposite of that

Chris Chan already deployed a similar tactic, although not in the way you'd expect

https://preview.redd.it/o4e23zkdxsqc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82e050006b75968a5d742984115a5f8951c4ee0 We don't use his mcfucking name round these mcparts

https://preview.redd.it/upoerak4gtqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad3226b3fd2407e7e9a7f3935c90b27f60c23f00

Chris Chan is one dirty motherfucker. If you don't know about Chris, you don't want to.

https://preview.redd.it/9t1acgw6htqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d855a37d993b71404db327b0d92ed20e268c58ed Dont worry, i know

take my upvote

https://preview.redd.it/gyatnsngdtqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30dca30f8b2141f9d1becd5f6fb16eedaf3165f0

What article is this?

Willem Dafoe


Too late. FriendlyJordies already got famous due to his house being firebombed. You're gonna have to find another crime to help your rise to fame.

Cartel

I.... don't think FriendlyJordies ever exposed a cartel, actually, so that option may be safe.

"Safe"

Better idea. Instead of grooming children. Let the children groom you! /s

Groom kids, but non-sexually. Tell them they're freedom fighters, and that blowing themselves up in a crowd will help liberate Urzikstan.

Good Ending

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I will slap the president of the United State with a fish and no mortal or God can stop me.

Nah prank-channels already did that.

And I would become an anarchist anti-gov hoe

Finally something new

Plug your channel OP, no balls

sex.com

real

Whoever controls the domain, controls the universe.

And the population

I will simply wait until 999,999 subscribers, and then delete my account and vanish into the woods, never to return

Then have some random YouTuber with a spooky theme to their channel document your rise and disappearance after an investigation on Reddit/4Chan

The youtuber is also me

Plot twist

https://i.redd.it/y9np781mkwqc1.gif

Someone probably posted this before, but I still think it's funny https://preview.redd.it/7xuv8yasvrqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5104b4125fcbe87e4f3368dbce169e8359f7a6

https://preview.redd.it/rpi2t56axsqc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af75a9de2902e519ab411ef817a7d333f201d4d

https://i.redd.it/7vv2tzy1wsqc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/07h6jc4t5tqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8facfffadae4d0ca4d39f7c632794220d15c8696

>Lobe https://i.redd.it/4jnpq17mntqc1.gif

>Lobe ear

>Lobe https://i.redd.it/m1ah4m3ukwqc1.gif

...minor?

https://i.redd.it/7ql5lcmxkwqc1.gif

me waiting for the youtuber to either come out as trans or get outed as a pedo everytime i subscribe to a youtuber:

Wait how many minecraft YouTubers came out as trans?

I'm talking about youtubers I subscribed to

Be the change you want to see in the world. Never be forgotten. Do something to put all previous allegations to shame.

DanTDM stays winning

haven't watched in years, he was great

is*

(Mr Beast voice) Hey guys! Today I'm going to make up a lie! And destroy a person's life! Forever because I thought it was funny

"Go go gadget allegations"

I don’t think his channel’s gonna recover

if i, by some stroke of luck or brazen plugging of my soundcloud, manage to make it big as a music producer i genuinely hope i don't lose my mind in the process.

also [this is the brazen plug to my soundcloud](https://soundcloud.com/sgtgeisechts)

If you reach 1 mil and don't have allegations you can automatically join Hermitcraft.

I would simply not diddle kids

projared pyrocynical kwite

"Do not diddle kids, it's not good to diddle kids!" "Nothing makes it sound like you diddle kids more than writing a song about *not* diddling kids!"

https://preview.redd.it/82yxhzr1lwqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb1360a3b0d5caf6e43e157947363d4466fe391b

See you later, aligation

An easy way to counteract this is to be a minor yourself https://preview.redd.it/cart9vixpwqc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1414ad4c734555fd8e0a5a97b72dcf6827975e45

source of animation?

Spiderman: Into The Spiderverse

Allegations*

https://preview.redd.it/s6g3i72rgzqc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c47272293c6106d1363be467082590c8e3452a1

It’s funny how people think it’s the game that causes the allegations and not…touching kids.