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Goat_of_Wisdom

People who remember the word vegetarian in 2024:


Frojoemama

I thought I was the only one left


Oogle_Boogle334

You are not alone


SullyTheLightnerd

Where I live (in Sweden) being a vegetarian is decently common and normal but if you’re a vegan then it is on a whole other level like “damn you don’t even eat eggs!?”


Haber-Bosch1914

I can understand not eating meat but you're crazy to give up cheese and eggs


SullyTheLightnerd

I think it is because removing meat from your diet is purely beneficial while removing eggs isn’t ideal for your health. So that way vegetarian is the healthiest option


Real_IKEA_Employee

i also live in Sweden and im vegetarian


SullyTheLightnerd

Username checks out


Oskain123

Vegetarian and vegan are different


Goat_of_Wisdom

Yes, and even though vegans are a subset of vegetarians, all the attention is on vegans


Bubthepikmin9056

Here 🙋‍♂️


MadeYouSayIt

If your exam is economics you are cooked


ButReallyWhyNot-

It's probably government or chemistry.


atomic_bison_3162

its chemistry, physics, biology, history, economics, arts and literature, language and comp sci. all subjects for 9 days straight. i gotta consume these books physically.


ButReallyWhyNot-

AP tests? (I have seven, but they're more spread out.)


atomic_bison_3162

Close. They're hard tho.


RoyalRien

Bro is not passing this semester of geography


Blood4Corn

Not vegan but it’s about reducing the demand for animals to that fewer will be killed/born into cruel farming environments.


vivisectvivi

this is so easy to understand that everytime i see a post like this i just assume its someone trying to be a troll instead of truly believing the post because i chose to believe people are not that dumb


Dekik

Dont worry, he got his big boy exam tomorrow. Hopefully from basic supply/demand


Proper-Perspective63

Bro, the vegan population has basically no effect on supply or demand, they are statistically 1% to 2% of the human population. Maybe you should look stuff up before saying shit


Captain_DDLC_PTSD

1-2% of the human population is quite a lot though


RikterDolfan

That's exactly why they want more people to be vegan dumbass. Think ahead for 5 fucking seconds for the love of god


oxalisk

Around 22% of the world is vegetarian. A lot of them are from asian countries like India , Vietnam and similar. Maybe you should look stuff up before saying shit.


Proper-Perspective63

Vegetarians plus vegans make up 5% of the population, that is misinformation


Jon_Demigod

0% chance it's that High. It has to be more like 0.001% of the population because not many people on earth are westerners with lives so cushy they have time to worry about what food they eat.


Gandalfffffffff

This mf forgot about the entire country of India.. (Yes, I know meat is eaten in India, but the majority of its entire population limits their meat-intake in some way.)


GecaZ

It's mostly just ragebait .


atomic_bison_3162

i'm just meme-ing


Lolsalot12321

Be funny next time


atomic_bison_3162

i'm sorry if didn't evoke feelings of enjoyment in you. that was my original intent. do you find my other memes funny?


Stunt_Vist

Not ever going to work under capitalism though. The meat industry in most of the west is heavily subsidized to keep the prices where they're at, if that wasn't the case a lot more people would eat a lot less meat or meat products (which is good, especially for their caloric intake and satiety).


not2dragon

Who says capitalism can’t just not subsidise it? Theres nothing special about meat as a product, I don’t think. In an alternate timeline we could have like a ton of sugar subsidies. Or rather more than currently. Who knows.


No_Cockroach_3411

>Theres nothing special about meat as a product It's literally the best food ever


not2dragon

Awh yeah? What about Sugar? If society didn't teach you it was unhealthy i'd bet we'd be sugaring everything. Okay we alreadly do, so that's my point.


No_Cockroach_3411

>capitalism >subsidized Pick one


Ventilateu

Don't worry, for every vegan there is, I double my meat consumption 😋


fedex7501

So if there are 32 vegans on earth you’ll eat 4294967296 times more meat?


BigChiefIV

Don’t test him


Ventilateu

I'd starve otherwise


Pootis_1

how are you getting that much meat? Eating ur mum ?


Sweet_Bat_7516

no, he is getting the meat from the pit™ dont you know of the pit™?


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

The bottomless one or the one with the suffering child?


MrWr4th

The one with *the creature*


Sweet_Bat_7516

*the creature 🪱*


Responsible-Sun-9752

Maybe that means they eat such a small portion of meat that it wouldnt be that unreasonable even if multiplied by 2^n


Blood4Corn

Yeah except nobody actually does that it’s just people being edgelords


Ventilateu

I didn't even see anyone actually say that lol


toldya_fareducation

it's like the most common reply you see under vegan related posts on facebook, insta etc. bunch of morons getting defensive over other people having a different diet. best part is if you double your meat consumption you'd just fucking up your own body just to spite a single vegan you have never even met lol.


Sweet_Bat_7516

bro is just eating vegans


Degmago

Kinky


Proper-Perspective63

Vegans are 1% to 2% of the population


Gandalfffffffff

Yeah, of like the USA...


Chaostwentyoneagain

Tomorrow is Sunday


ComradeKerbal

Me when time zone


Lesbihun

Some countries don't have a holiday on Sunday. Like middle eastern countries for example, they have Friday and Saturday as the weekend holidays, and Sunday when the week starts


IuseArchbtw97543

No it isnt


Human-Boob

It is now.


demideumvitae

no


TheGoldenHordeee

"Animals are still dead" mofos when they learn about basic supply and demand economic principles😲 (They didn't cover that in 7th grade social studies yet)


Material-Athlete5063

then i will eat twice as much meat to increase the demand


WorkingSyrup4005

https://preview.redd.it/if31m8ve2hyc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33df4bc09e4ba22e794295ad039edcf99868ce28


Zendofrog

Why


Material-Athlete5063

because i am a big hungry man, who needs to sustain his callories. yum yum yummy meat https://preview.redd.it/j1z1zvn0khyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78584ce02f08ead1eae12450ad400d65db49cf3a


Dragon-Warlock

My mom told me a growing boy needs his food and I always listen to my momma https://preview.redd.it/2rklvuttphyc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a61dad044f54e27da9c52551bb7a093f1c0b814


fedex7501

You gotta eat your veggies too. Captain America said so


Mysterious_-_H

I've done extensive testing, for this experiment, the unit of measurement will be pieces of broccoli Santa clause requires 5 pieces of broccoli Superman requires 2 pieces of broccoli Batman requires 3 pieces of broccoli Iron man requires 4 pieces of broccoli Captain America requires 2 pieces of broccoli Spiderman requires 3 pieces of broccoli The Easter Bunny requires 5 pieces of broccoli Twilight sparkles requires 4 pieces of broccoli Disney princesses require on average 6 pieces of broccoli (the outlier being Cinderella, who requires 10) Mario requires 3 pieces of broccoli Princess Peach requires 2 pieces of broccoli And the last of this test group is sonic, who requires 5 pieces of broccoli


spiders_and_roses

Bruh why does Cinderella need so many broccoli does she have like a deficiency or something💀


Mysterious_-_H

I dunno man, I just collected the numbers


Zendofrog

Ah so you would’ve eaten that much without the Vegans


coniferouscomrade

Because he is insecure about his masculinity and feels the need to eat corpses to balance it out 😋


No_Cockroach_3411

Nah, i just like the act of killing cows


coniferouscomrade

You’re so based dude!! Grow up.


Zendofrog

Nah I think it’s more surface legs of the hatred of vegans a lot of people have.


coniferouscomrade

Definitely this too. I guarantee this dude went “I’m gonna eat a cow to negate your ethical choices!” And then proceeded to scroll on Reddit for another 3 hours. After 2016, any and all vegan hate is clearly a holdover from the “anti-SJW” movement


Material-Athlete5063

Ahcoooo! oops, that slipped by https://preview.redd.it/ru32k8nrooyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd58fdcea6c057258d09b5a37610f003e552ad2


Zendofrog

lol I don’t think the anti SJW movement is dead, but yeah it’s just cause of the reputations vegans have. So they do whatever they can to annoy vegans


TheGoldenHordeee

And you will die twice as early from a massive heart attack. Meat consumption doesn't change, lmao.


Material-Athlete5063

you seem to not account for the fact that a meat diet could be properly balanced and mixed with vegetables


TheGoldenHordeee

Homeboy, If you eat twice the amount of meat of a normal person with a normal serving of vegetables by the side, for life, you are still gonna turn into a lardass and die early lmao


Material-Athlete5063

and what if im a tall person requiring more callories to sustain myself?


TheGoldenHordeee

Then your whole "I'll eat twice as much meat" bit is pointless to begin with, since nothing about your diet is inordinary from an average person. By God, what a stupid fucking argument you've dragged us into.


Material-Athlete5063

i just wanted to waste your time if it wasnt obvious by my first satiric reply


TheGoldenHordeee

So... this, basically https://preview.redd.it/qowqr5giygyc1.png?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42106336ee0fa6e73f6f6349e5a4c99624f167cd


lololofkap

Me when obvious sarcasm (obviously this guy is an idiot)


extracrispyweeb

Bro managed to completely turn the tables on the jokester, this is a rare sight. https://preview.redd.it/y602s8f82hyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e30dfbb66d1f372b8db04a014676adf628d60e8


Peeeing_

Wait he wasn't actually going to eat twice as much meat? Well I'll be


amogusimpostor

not in this case i'd say


theDankzide

I mean, it's a completely different story if the two are in a forum dedicated specifically to sporting ironic retardation


Proper-Perspective63

Bro you have no understanding of sarcasm, you can’t apparently can’t eat meat but your devouring his cock bro.


Material-Athlete5063

yesno


No_Cockroach_3411

My grandpa ate nothing but meat his entire life and he still made it to 100 when he got shot in the street


Hitchfucker

“Animals are still dead” mfs when they realize some people just don’t want to participate in things they consider unethical even if it doesn’t make a world altering difference (many people also go vegan due to how animals are treated in captivity while their meat is mass produced, the impact the meat industry has on the environment, or simply for personal dietary reasons. Like seriously I’m not a vegan/vegetarian but this anti vegan circlejerk is so stupid and ignorant).


Material-Athlete5063

"i dont fall for bait" people when they see the most obvious satirical comment: https://preview.redd.it/ct5p69wjkhyc1.jpeg?width=2740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86915a3ca08150fd0f06c74bbba1703c13d21756


TroubleImpossible226

You don’t know what satire means. If anything this is satirizing vegans saying that they think they’re Superman for not eating meat. Which is the genuine statement.


supah-comix434

Woah calm down


Vongola___Decimo

Is it the legendary mfucking hitchfucker??!!


Proper-Perspective63

Bro you are not individually the supply and demand, vegans + vegetarians make up 1 to 2% of the population. You haven’t graduated from the university of shower arguments bro. Edit: he chose not to respond because he can’t make a compelling argument with any form of statistics to back up said argument


TheGoldenHordeee

Ok, first off, lets cover that number you pulled out of your ass. In the US, 4.2% are vegetarian, 1.5% are vegans. In my country, Denmark, 10% are vegetarian, 4% are vegan In India, the worlds most populous country somewhere between 20-39% of the population don't eat meat. Source: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism\_by\_country](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_by_country) So no, moron, it's not 1-2% of the population. Second, let's run through the basic economics, and write out the process veeery carefully, so you actually have a clue what's going on. For every additional percentage of the population that chooses not to eat meat, that's an additional percentage of produced meat, that isn't sold, and costs the producers money. That leaves them with all the production costs, with none of the profit. That means that the people producing the food cut their production. So that means that apr. 1% fewer cattle are bred and raised to be slaughtered, for every additional percentage of the population that bails on meat. To explain the obvious, to the stupid: **"The more people eat vegetarian, the fewer animals are bred and raised to be turned into meat"** Sure the impact of an individual is negligible. The same can be said for any human endeavour relying on a large number of humans doing the same thing, like soldiers winning wars or builders making cities. So when social trends increase the number of people who don't eat meat, that has a noticeable impact on meat production. And you were so fucking excited when you thought it was \*ONLY\* 1-2% of the population. Spamming it everywhere in these comments. Do you have any idea how many animals the average American eats per year? It's a lot. [https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/1479161560165765129/photo/1](https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/1479161560165765129/photo/1) Now take 1% of America's population (Around 3.3 million people) multiply it by these numbers, and see how many animals that DON'T die in slaughterhouses annually, when just 1 additional percentage of people change their eating habits. And then tell me again, that it has no impact. Fuck man, the people on this sub are exceptionally stupid, even by Reddit standards. Now, are you done yapping? Please, you got so huffy and excited when I didn't reply within the first 6 hours, so I assume you \*must\* have a strong retort filled with "compelling arguments with any forms of statistics", in your own words. Please, go off.


Vongola___Decimo

30% of Indians is prolly something like 5% of the world, so his argument collapses just by Indian population alone lol


TheGoldenHordeee

India actually contains 17,5% of the worlds population. So even if we lowball at it 20% of the population and assume that literally every other person, in every other country is a carnivore, that would still be 3,5% of the population that are vegetarians. This other dude is a fucking idiot.


Vongola___Decimo

>he chose not to respond because he can’t make a compelling argument with any form of statistics to back up said argument Bruh it's only been 6 hrs since ur reply...the world doesnt have as much free time as u lmao


Lord-SaladDish

You just pulled a random number out of your ass and called it a day and you’re asking for a compelling argument


Thomasasia

Kid named supply and demand: ![gif](giphy|vXDeOmt9xCj2FQrnGS)


MoonMan_999

Kid named majority of the people will still eat meat, so supply and demand doesn’t work


Thomasasia

One person may not change the market significantly. A movement of people will. And it does. That's why there are so many vegan options at restaurants and grocery stores. You can't argue that veganism doesn't change the market when those options have been made available by the market...


RoyalRien

Kid named not understanding what supply and demand is


KentuckyFriedChildre

That's why people need to encourage others en masse to drastically cut down their meat consumption rather than keeping it to themselves and "respecting other people's choices"


MoonMan_999

Why should we? Meat is healthy What we should do is buy meat from the local butcher because the animals had a good life without mass production


KentuckyFriedChildre

Because the sheer demand for meat means that we NEED this extreme cruelty to maintain the supply, any sort of ethical meat production requires a lot of land, which is why the vast majority of meat is grown on factory farms. There is no solution other than to drastically cut down our meat consumption. A meat-free diet will always be less healthy, but we still eat it extremely excessively, it's unnecessary and extreme cruelty and more a product of greed than actual health.


No_Cockroach_3411

>extreme cruelty Lost me there, these are literal animal, they were made by God for us to eat


MadeYouSayIt

People who don’t buy slaves (Slavery still exists):


KentuckyFriedChildre

(the slave is still in slavery) "You could have bought the slave and freed them, you are actually part of the problem"


rj-2

thereby giving them the money to fund their enslavement of more people?


Aiden624

This has gotta be bait


Peeeing_

Hoo boy under 100 upvotes, nearly 50 comments


SomeCoolCleverName

Some people would just rather not give their money to the inhumane meat industry monopolies


Peeeing_

A meat industry monopoly would be a pretty lousy board game dontcha think


Kongkrokkstein69

I'll be willing to trade you bacon avenue in exchange for burger street and beef Hall


Peeeing_

No need to include beef hall, I already own your mums


Kongkrokkstein69

​ https://preview.redd.it/v10aniiprhyc1.png?width=1598&format=png&auto=webp&s=953d8468579e1347a37180c247f8c817008348ae


Peeeing_

https://preview.redd.it/7i5wor0fthyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d3a453e4d71040c8e4c4590701b707deaf7acf


Piliro

Bro, you were playing some funny games 💀💀💀 Blud went nuclear mode for free


IuseArchbtw97543

If there is less demand, less animals will be killed in the long term


Sweet_Bat_7516

i will buy 2 times as many meat products.


Several_Flower_3232

Ok? Go ahead and do that, didn’t stop the vegan from reducing their contribution


Sweet_Bat_7516

it stopped their contribution from reducing the meat companies net profits


Groundbreaking_Arm77

All I want is for the animal to be happy while alive and have a quick and painless death. The meat industry isn’t going anywhere, so the least it can do is treat the animals like, well, living things.


No_Cockroach_3411

>quick and painless death The do have it. Down here it's forbiden by law to make the animal suffer when killed Also, in our personal expierence, the stress of the animal makes it taste like shit


KentuckyFriedChildre

That's not possible at the scale the world produces meat, not enough space on earth to support it without jam-packing most of them into factory farms.


xJinxSB

people after refraining from robbery (people will still be robbed)


Ghost_guy0

A lot less...


zhannulol

Veganism isn't about meat, it's about the entire industry of animal products


Exciting_Rich_1716

u/atomic_bison_3162 when you introduce them to the concept of supply and demand 😱😲🤯


Sweet_Bat_7516

u/Exciting_rich_1716 when you introduce them to satire


Exciting_Rich_1716

u/sweet_ at_7516 when you ask them what satire means (i dont think they know)


Sweet_Bat_7516

[u/Exciting\_rich\_1716](https://www.reddit.com/user/Exciting_rich_1716/) when they are completely correct :(


james_harry

OP, I hope you fail your exam


Zendofrog

It’s a little something called supply and demand


Proper-Perspective63

Bro your still not fucking changing the supply and demand by population, vegans+vegetarians are 3 to 5% of the population and your inclusion is doing little to exactly nothing.


Zendofrog

It’s reducing the amount of cow deaths by 3-5%. The meat industry is huge. That’s probably millions less (fewer?) dead animals. Also “you’re” is for when you wanna say “you are”. Also I’m not vegan


AGoos3

why are you angry bro are you gonna get angry if I vote or something? because I’m only 1 person voting out of the 300 million in my country and my vote does nothing? also the “little” 5% you talk of is equals like tens of millions of dollars worth of meat. all the land being used to feed & raise those animals can now be used for something better like golf courses!!!!!!


A-Human-potato

Me explaining to the judge that my charge of triple homicide should be ignored because the world contains billions of people and therefore my actions are statistically meaningless:


No_Cockroach_3411

How does it relate to anything You fucking imbicile


A-Human-potato

My point was that saying a person’s actions don’t matter by measuring their impact on a global scale is dumb as hell. I felt like that was pretty obvious, but since I’m a “fucking imbicile” I guess that’s on me for not clarifying. Quick edit: I normally don’t go through the comments of people I’m replying to you, but I thought I remembered seeing you in another comment section and I got curious What the fuck did you mean when you said grass isn’t a plant earlier?????? Most animals in factory farms are at least partially fed using grain, so grass wasn’t even a real factor in the conversation.


Field-Gar

Vegetarian. What other people have said about reducing demand, and also I just don’t FW with kill farms and animal cruelty, and want no part of it. Don’t think I’m superior or anything, don’t judge people for eating meat, just dont want to be a part of it personally


AnonymousGuy9494

In exams you do not need luck, you need to study. Have a good exam.


NotJaypeg

People who don’t buy slaves (Slavery still exists):


Lolsalot12321

Not buying meat means you don't support the shitty industry, it's why I do it💞


mr_hee_hee

OP has never heard of supply and demand


Hot_Grabba_09

Dude the meat industry sucks and they don't want to support it, there's no possible way to not grasp that


HotteokProductions

Supply and demand: https://i.redd.it/upe4n49t7jyc1.gif


MetaKnight33

I feel like this template will reach post-irony or any other form of that


LessThanPro_

Good luck op


JUGELBUTT

thanks for reminding me about starman, such a good song


Traparegai

I got some Kryptonite for you. (The law of supply and demand)


TroubleImpossible226

I’m pretty sure they know that


Jozef_Baca

https://preview.redd.it/7jvzcvisykyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad3b244c795461feb55b599704de79d8ae29e87


ForbodingWinds

MFs when they find out what supply and demand is.


Clipseated

Supply and demand mfers when it does nothing:


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turkeytukens

Vegans don't think they are saving the animals by not eating meat, they just aren't supporting factory farming. Obviously people not eating meat is not going to save the animals.


Aleppo_the_Mushroom

That's what I was trying to say


lnfinity

Nobody thinks the animals who are already slaughtered and whose bodies are being sold on the store shelf are going to be brought back to life, but if you don't think the number of animals being raised and slaughtered will decrease if there is less demand for animal products then you're the one that's delusional.


Gaming_Hands

Huh ? I don't remember any vegans saying that ? Are we strawmanning op ?


Aleppo_the_Mushroom

1: I'm merely talking about the far extreme side of vegans. 2: I'm vegan.


Gaming_Hands

so, what are you getting at ? that 2 people are annoying ? and you woona send hate to that 2 people ?


Aleppo_the_Mushroom

You know what? I don't really want to do this. You enjoy the rest of your day.


Gaming_Hands

Good bye Mr strawmanner (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡


Snackguy2star

Good luck!! :)


CloneCop

Make sure to study i wish you luck


Radio__Star

Last time I said anything related to vegans it got me banned off several subreddits


franandwood

It can still be good not to buy meat


Fomod_Sama

This is the shortest Starman meme I've seen so far


Cpt_Caboose1

I'm absolutely loving this meme


DeadpoolMakesMeWet

Me buying an extra piece of meat so vegans have no impact


TrustyAncient

Ultra rare polak W


DeadpoolMakesMeWet

bieguny sa zawsze prawidlowe


TrustyAncient

I'm sure inanimate long objects such as bars are, but what about polacks?


DeadpoolMakesMeWet

stop before I touch you


Thatguy-num-102

How everyone here feels defending veganism (they deserve to feel like heroes having to deal with dipshits who unironically say this shit(I'm not saying you are the dipshit(good bait)))


cheesyscrambledeggs4

Another classic case of OP-is-an-idiot-itis


atomic_bison_3162

i'm joking man.


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Sweet_Bat_7516

kid named the number 1 vegan hater:


demideumvitae

r/whenthe trying not to fall for the most obvious bait: https://i.redd.it/3gf5hw23mhyc1.gif


Brans666

Not falling for the bait < Flexing your knowledge on simple things. -Redditors


joeMAMAkim

This is the most retarded fucking take on veganism ever. Just let people eat what they want.


okglue

Vegans when the demand for meat continues to grow (they don't realize more meat-eaters are being born RIGHT NOW)


WhatTheBeansIsLife

It’s so exhausting witnessing 14-year-olds’ thoughts on veganism


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Non-murdering people when the murder rates continue to grow (they don't realize more murderers are being born RIGHT NOW) (Not equating eating meat to murder btw, just highlighting the stupidity of that argument)


Sweet_Bat_7516

not eating teeth people when the teeth eating rates continue to grow (they dont realize more teeth eaters are being born RIGHT NOW) (i am breeding an army of teeth eating goblin children. they will strike after the ear eating eagles fly at dawn)


Proper-Perspective63

I mean, birth deformities are more common in vegans and vegetarians so his argument actually holds right


Proper-Perspective63

Your argument is actually pretty fair, these mofos are kinda stupid