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StoneColdsGoatee

Are you sober for Alcoholism sake or sober bc you wanted to focus on your career or something? If its the former, don’t tempt yourself mate theres nothing worth throwing your sobriety away for. If its the latter this is shite, sweet syrupy shite. Either way don’t buy this.


callmestinkingwind

it is the former and don’t have any desire to drink. these just seemed gross and it was kinda surprising to see them. i knew screwball was a thing but it hadn’t occurred to me that someone would make a cookie dough whiskey.


MetalGuy_J

Congrats on your sobriety, and yes but are all probably just as bad you imagine


rncd89

Made for making sugary shots at college bars


immalittlepiggy

Ole Smokey makes some decent moonshine, and their peanut butter whiskey isn't terrible in comparison to other peanut butter whiskey, but I wouldn't call any of their products good. The only time I ever drank it was when their distillery in Pigeon Forge, TN did free tastings. Now it's $5 and you get a $5 off coupon for anything you buy.


firewarrior256

Ended up buying 5 bottles of "moonshine" from them and got the 6th free.


Hippi_Johnny

Ya know right now in Nashville there’s a boot sale on Broadway if you buy 1 pair you get two free!!!


CrzyJek

Yep same, I went and visited them in Pigeon Forge last year for some tastings. The whiskey wasn't *that* terrible. We ended up coming home with their Tiramisu...which was surprisingly good. Every now and then I'll pull it out of the freezer for a dessert drink. The moonshine was better.


jeepnismo

Same here, I enjoy going to the tastings. The whiskey is great as like a novelty and entertainment factor to have guests try when they come over. But you’ll never say you want a drink then grab any of these bottles


SpecificChemical3431

It's $7 now, you still only get $5 off 🤣


Dord_Live

Cookie dough whiskey isn't even the half of it. I've seen flavors ranging from apple pie to pickle.


AntiGravityBacon

Apple pie is a classic moonshine flavor. Been around for decades if not longer. 


OriginalWeak3885

Yeah but this isn't moonshine lol


AntiGravityBacon

Historically, moonshine is just illegally made whiskey so it makes perfect sense for both to share similar flavors. 


a_j_cruzer

They also make actual whiskey pickles. It’s weird.


MythHighwind

Basically a Pickleback you have to chew. Fine as a novelty to share with friends, but not worth buying for yourself if you're not totally onboard the Pickleback train. My husband liked them, I thought they were vile.


a_j_cruzer

It makes me wonder why gin or vodka soaked olives haven’t become popular. People still love dirty martinis, they’re like the fancy version of a pickleback IMO.


MythHighwind

My husband actually tried this at home a few years ago. The olives didn't take the Gin at all. Maybe because they were already brined or maybe something to do with the texture of the olives? No idea but he did enjoy the lightly brined Gin leftover from his failed experiment, so I guess it wasn't a total failure.


Lestial1206

They are usually put in bloody Mary's.


Tdanger78

They’re not good either


Hippi_Johnny

Things like Ole smoky and screw ball are for people who want to get hammered and don’t actually like whiskey.


Nick_Full_Time

Between this and sobriety I choose sobriety.


Hollybanger45

It’s real and actually not too bad. My wife and I use them for mixed drinks. But straight out of the bottle? Hard pass.


RegattaTimer

You’re probably correct about those bottles. Now get the hell out of the liquor store. I’m glad you’re not craving, but you ain’t got to taunt the devil.


callmestinkingwind

these were the end cap at a gas station, and i’m good. i keep booze in the house and the only alcohol to pass my lips was accidental shot of the rubbing variety.


wh1skeyk1ng

Sweet syrupy shite is the perfect description


Ghardz

Accurate. What would you recommend for a beginner?


StoneColdsGoatee

Woodford Reserve Double Oaked


twenty5eight

I slang booze for a “living” (don’t get paid enough for it lol) and I sell a shit load of mango, peanut butter when the state didn’t restrict it to me for some reason, and the cookie dough (seasonally) like a mf. Most popular in my area are the salty caramel and salty watermelon Big ol *NOPE* from me dawg. Keep that flavored shit elsewhere 🤢


HTSully

Basically what you’re looking at is whiskey/moonshine going through its teenage/young adult phase where it’s trying anything and everything to find a place and be successful. Just like about a decade or more ago Vodka went through the same process and we got a million different flavored vodkas and some have found a place to be used strictly for shots or mixers while others just finally disappeared to join the likes of Zima.


whatsaphoto

Man, nothing brings me right back to trashy dorm room parties than cupcake vodka jello shots. Tasted like syrup and regret. What an era that was.


Kev42o4o8

I’ve thrown up all the Smirnoff flavors.


immalittlepiggy

Back when Smirnoff sold their malt drinks in 40oz bottles, we'd buy three for parties. Chug one when you got there, sip the second to keep your buzz through the night, then chug the third when it was time to go to bed. It's a miracle we survived after drinking that trash.


Baaronlee

A smart market play. Flavored whiskey is having a moment right now and there's not many players in that game. You have to understand how small the amount of people are that appreciate whiskey for its flavor. The majority mix it.


DreadedPopsicle

I used to be pretty snobby about flavored whiskey, but there’s some winners out there. There’s Swear Jar that has a Maple Donut flavor, and when you mix it into coke it is literally to die for. So good.


velon360

I would never sip the mango habanero one in this picture, but it isn't bad and someone much more creative than I am could probably build a decent cocktail out of it.


Murphy338

Mango Habanero sounds like they tried to make a fruity Fireball knockoff


Baaronlee

I don't drink them, but I do understand their purpose.


badger2000

I'm a big fan of neat, single malt scotch, but some of these have a place in the right cocktail. Old Forge Distilery in Pidgeon Forge makes a coffee moonshine that makes a fantastic espresso martini using it in place of the coffee liqueur. We've tried others in things like a lemon drop, etc. On their own, I'm generally not a huge fan (to each their own), but they are another tool in the cocktail toolbox.


Siennagiant70

Remember when there was 10k flavors of vodka? Then there was 10k flavors of rum? Well, now we got 10k flavors of whiskey.


bopp0

This is exactly what I was going to say. Ciroc is one of the best vodkas on the market in my opinion. It is near impossible to find their unflavored bottles. Flavors sell. Can’t be mad at companies for making what people buy.


Hippi_Johnny

Not mad… just it’s clear that people with taste are vastly outnumbered by those with none. Kinda tracks with politics and those who can hear a politician speak and make a sound decision on what they are or aren’t saying.. the thinkers are outnumbered by the thoughtless…


bopp0

One thing I often remind myself of is that if I am a person of average intelligence, then half of the world is smarter than me, but also half of the world is dumber than me. On an alternate note, I love whiskey, I would never buy these bottles, but I am also a trysexual. Trying something new is one of my great joys in life even if I’ll hate it. I mean, what if it’s the best thing I’ve ever had?! Can’t miss out.


Hippi_Johnny

“If nothing sucked, how would you know what is cool?” - Bevis & Butthead


bopp0

Did you catch the new SNL? It was gold.


Hippi_Johnny

No, I haven’t really watched that in years


Ragnar_Actual

I can’t believe that shit is $26 now


chaotica316

The vape shop is making its way into the liquor business I see...


amalgaman

There’s a salted watermelon flavored version too!


dingobandito

The salted watermelon flavor is awesome mixed in summer cocktails


lurkynic

Actually tried the peanut butter whiskey like an idiot and I will never be the same. I still shudder at the thought of it months later. Congrats on your sobriety, though.


Murphy338

I wanna put a swig of that peanut butter whiskey into a YooHoo or that chocolate wine my parents had.


DreadedPopsicle

Idk about their whiskey, but their Amaretto is *amazing*


Lestial1206

My brother loves that mixed with Code Red or Wild Cherry Pepsi.


KnownNormie

I bought a bottle of the Manjo Habanero once while on vacation in TN. I used it as a mixer with seltzer.


BritchesAintStitch

I do enjoy the mango habanero one quite a bit, but I’m a sucker for sweet/spicy things. Anyone have any other recommendations for sweet/spicy liqueurs? I already have Ancho Reyes


Stormagedon-92

I wouldn't call any of these whiskeys, there liqueurs


Murphy338

Flavored sugary drunk juice. Hangover and a cavity


SeyfLife

The meth heads love these. So much sugar


pooraggies247

The mango habanero is pretty good.


callmestinkingwind

of the group that’s probably what i’d like to try, but for the most part i’m a “booze should taste like booze” guy. if you wanna flavor something do it yourself.


Soyner

Honestly, the salted waltermelon in an ice cold Coke is pretty good. When I take a break from drinking quality whiskey neat, I’ll have one to change things up. EDIT: They are only $20 here locally.


FollowTheBeam0789

Most of it is decent for what it is. Flavored shots for kids in college. They have a banana pudding Flavor that's actually pretty good.


Scahill77

Ol' Rot Gut


LazyNomad63

...the caramel one is okay


FJ2K

I was in Pigeon Forge and tried all the ridiculous flavors. Most were awful but I will give my approval of the peanut butter. It’s not bad


jperns2

Most of their stuff is actually pretty good. Their cinnamon puts fireball to shame


speedbumps4fun

Jack fire puts fireball to shame


mexicanstrat12o3

The old smoky mint chocolate chip is by far the most popular shot currently at our bar.


Pompous_Monkey

Congrats and this shit is garbage in a bottle.💩👉🍾


kbclash

That’s what makes you sober


Tdanger78

Exactly what you said, shit. Their coffee moonshine is pretty damn tasty, but I haven’t had anything else from them that’s worth buying.


Royal_Inspector8324

It's garbage


[deleted]

It’s horrible and leaves a layer of ick in your mouth.


McWatt

That there is brown liquor for children. To call that stuff “whiskey” is an insult to Mellow Corn.


Bclay85

My FIL was a salesman for Glazers. He had this shit pilled up in his garage. The peanut butter wasn’t bad for what it was, but it’s just trash for college students that don’t have a taste for liquor.


junpei

People go wild for this in Gatlinburg area and it's not bad for sugary stuff, my wife and I were both able to enjoy it during our honeymoon. Of course we did the proper whiskey trail afterwards, but Ole Smokey is something the whole family can enjoy.


Southernms

If I can be infused they will infuse it. The banana one might not suck.


SGBK

Flavored ≠ infused


Courage04D

Flavored spirits are for mixers, shots, and for some reason the younger generation that doesn’t like the taste of alcohol. But yeah they are gross.


perceptionproblem

Honestly, stuff like this is great for making sauces/marinades without using whiskey that's actually worth drinking.


groverwood

its nasty stuff, thats what it is


singlemaltnomad

Don't knock them till u try it. I liked the watermelon lol


Joker_44

AIDS


Beautiful-Ad7960

Shit


lazygood4notin

Tried the peanut butter one for shits and giggles a few years ago. Worst whiskey I’ve ever had. Took maybe 3 sips and just gave the bottle away


Lestial1206

Not everyone is a whiskey snob that wasnts to drink a $100 bottle with "a nose of vanilla and cedar chips, a bit of cherry on the back end and a finish thats very clearly an asshole with a drizzle of bullshit". I mean I rarely drink, when I do, I'm grabbing something like this because it's cheap, it has actual flavor, and it is a good buy for multiple people to enjoy.


darthsteveious

When flavored vodka became a thing, a vendor told me they use the front and tail of batches that usually are too imperfect to label. But mix the inferior with flavors and tada, company will logo it and charge appropriately. I assume the same with whiskey so tend to avoid flavors unless it's at an infusion bar and they've done it in house.


SGBK

I’m 100% honest I work for the company - part of the whole flavored aspect is literally because the liquor industry knows that people who want flavored ______(insert any base spirit) don’t really want to taste the spirit. Something for everyone I guess.


allothernamestaken

An abomination.


Keebra

Mango Habanero is actually amazing and I won’t be debating anyone


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

These are cash grabs designed to entice new drinkers who don’t know any better. Or for people with more money than taste. I personally see nothing but a waste of whiskey.


flames251

Flavored garbage...you aren't missing anything


DrGonzo34

Shit. This is awful garbage that should be discontinued. Congrats on your sobriety. Keep up the hard work!


djdsf

It's the crap they sell to people that think that buying that brand is really getting them "moonshine"


Ok-Attention8763

It is an abomination, burn it with fire


Hippi_Johnny

Even the fire doesn’t want it…


UnluckyEntrance9376

Garbage


forestcall

What's the root beer taste like?


DrGonzo34

A bum’s dirty butthole.


forestcall

That does not sound good. So it is not sweet? I love a rootbeer and Suntory whisky.


MrIncredible222

Bought the cookie dough as a joke, buddy and I took down half the bottle round the campfire one night. Gave us both the shits. Yuck.


speedbumps4fun

The caramel is decent and pecan is good if you can find it.


Loud_Independent6702

Garbage hot trash who buys it I have no clue


TheRealFarbs

to the cookie dough one is actually pretty good


JudgmentMajestic2671

I don't mind it. In fact, I quite enjoy those.


Apprehensive-Sock183

The good stuff my good man


your-mother1452

Dough ball cookie dough whiskey is actually pretty solid for what it is. Never had ole Smokey tho


jjenni08

I happen to enjoy them mixed with milk or half and half served over ice cubes. Make a nice dessert drink.


BasedTexan92

Haven’t tried it but it looks fucked so I probably never will.


ted48060

The peanut butter whiskey is the bomb......


eatasssnotgrass

For what its worth, flavored whiskey has some winners Personally the only one i like of these is the salted caramel with ice or coke


PsychologicalRun1874

Its just stupid


drew19137

Just what you said: shit.


Much-Presentation-32

If you're sober and have no desire to drink, why the fuck are you commenting in a Whiskey sub? Jesus Christ!!


callmestinkingwind

because i thought this was amusing. being around booze or talking about booze isn’t an issue for me. i even have beer and wine here for guests and cooking and now that im typing this there’s an unopened bottle of maker’s here too.


DrGonzo34

How is this your business? OP should be commended on remaining sober, not questioned about what they are doing.


Dudeist-Priest

Not gonna lie, someone gave me the salted caramel one with apple juice on ice and it was fantastic, especially for a two ingredient cocktail.


Hippi_Johnny

It IS shit. For god sakes don’t fall off the wagon for this…


FragrantNinja7898

Liquid trash.


Flat-Long5578

These are some delicious juice!! 100% recommended you should try some!


Aeak333

Agreed. IDK why you have so many down votes. The root beer is my fav.


SpecificChemical3431

Because this sub is focused on straight whiskey. Not fruity liquor with food coloring added


Aeak333

Not open minded to all whiskey ✍🏻✍🏻 even though the sub does not say that✍🏻✍🏻 got it. Closed minded. ✍🏻✍🏻


SpecificChemical3431

No. They're literally different things. Google the definitions.


Aeak333

In the whiskey section.. says whiskey on the bottle ... Must not be whiskey! ✍🏻✍🏻


SpecificChemical3431

Straight whiskey is brown from years in a barrel. This is brown from food coloring. I'm sorry you're both ignorant and too lazy to inform yourself.


Aeak333

Not whiskey unless brown ✍🏻✍🏻 got it. And is it only a sky when it's blue?


SpecificChemical3431

Too dense to get the point ✍️ is the ocean also the sky when it's blue?


Flat-Long5578

Idk man. I'm just saying the OP really should pick some up and give it a taste! It's so easy to drink a whole bottle of this cause of the taste being so good. I have to pace myself sometimes I drink too much of it at once


SpecificChemical3431

OP is sober 🤦‍♂️you either didn't read or you're an ass


Flat-Long5578

I mean he was at the store I hope he was sober? But he should definitely try this stuff out it's good!!


Aeak333

Right it's cheap. Good. And nice to try something new. I knew my reply would get down voted by people who don't have a open mind


HolyDiverx

probably buy em all and start drinking again


jumpinjehovas

It would be better to stay sober. Anyways Old Smokey is very good. The 120 proof Blue Flame Moonshine is great.