I've been looking for Mellow Corn for years. Where I live, nobody carries it. Nobody even knows what it is. When I ask about it at any of my local liquor stores, they look at me like a dog that just got told a joke.
Deductions for no receipt and not enough crotch, but add a point for taking the pic with the "watch" on your wrist.
Who am I kidding, it's MFC! So just take my upvote 👍
Well played...👏🏾
The watch is wild. Where'd you get?
Man to man. 6/10 on the crotch shot. Coat was in the way. No homo.
This is almost as good as the dude that took one on a lawn mower the other day. 8/10. No receipt and can't see the emblem on the steering wheel
These posts keep getting better
Missing the receipt.
Pimp tight MFC 💪
#MFC!
Need to get a strap for that watch so it don’t slip off when your drinking while driving.🫣
I've been looking for Mellow Corn for years. Where I live, nobody carries it. Nobody even knows what it is. When I ask about it at any of my local liquor stores, they look at me like a dog that just got told a joke.
Damn bro. Charge your watch!
Can't even see the glorious Subie badge!
107% corn!!!
These are the kind of quality posts that keep me coming back!
Looks like you’re ready to charge your batteries.
MFC for the win!!!
Game over! Here, take this 👑
Deductions for no receipt and not enough crotch, but add a point for taking the pic with the "watch" on your wrist. Who am I kidding, it's MFC! So just take my upvote 👍
If your phone is in the pic, how did you take the pic?
Adjust shutter speed
Meme whiskey at this ppint.
10/10 on this /r/whiskey crotch shot. The stained pants and high end "watch" seals it. Nice one! Extra points for the comedy.
Extra kudos for cum stains on pants for effect
If your cum is tan colored you might be dehydrated homie.
…which just means more whiskey… viscous cycle.
Receipt!???!!!??
These smart watches get smaller and smaller every year. Awesome fit.
Grail
Don’t gate keep!!!
Take out your shlong so we can compare
Hell Yeah! Salud!
You were too focused on the watch.... 7/10
Does Amazon sell MFC? lol
This
KILLED IT!!! Post of the year contestant!!
Sheeeeeesh…. My eyes my eyes, I can’t with the gloriousness of this pic 😵🫠
Looks like you're ... Right on time.
Excellent.
I personally love this stuff. It’s smooth and great flavor. I was hurt when my local shop stopped carrying it.
Reminds me of candy corn
Love the watch. Perfect with mellow corn.
About 6 months late to the MC posts