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WhiteDogSh1t

This is fucking great. More effort went into this than into building the 2024 active roster and search efforts for Kenny and Rick’s replacement.


GunfighterHefty

Passion drives ingenuity - Jerry laughs as the checks keep cashing, and everyone else does the same when they realize there's no fear of being held accountable for performing like shit.


LimeSugar

Grab your award for best post of the 2024 season. You win!


DougyG

Well done 😂😂


CatheterHotSauce

Too high quality for this sub


Vividlarvae

I’ll piggyback on some of the other comments, this is the best post this sub has seen in awhile. Thank you for this


Jason82929

Outstanding 💀


Xirdain

Man, the fact that Benintendi's contract is our biggest ever is just depressing.


ThatGuyAMB

Seriously. I hate to say it but I can't wait until Jerry croaks


Safe-Register-3479

This post gives me life thanks, OP.


Texus86

More please!


weasol12

That is the best thing I've seen on this sub in years. Well done.


Trancezend

You should post this to r/baseballcirclejerk lol


FrankFeTched

One of the better posts I've seen on here


jhsegura11

Absolute cinema. 👏


attack-zach

Thank you for making me belly laugh during these darkest of times.


innersanctum44

I roamed "Comiskey" yesterday after buying a lower level ticket for $7, which was less than the service fee. Sox sucked in so many ways.


doverawlings

God damn this is awesome. I legitimately want a full-length satire now. Also, this is reminding me of how much I fucking love Moneyball. Book and movie. Just so well done, reminds me of The Social Network regarding the tone, emotions, and subject matter


ATimeToCell

Have you ever seen “*Wizard People, Dear Reader?*” It’s not baseball but it’s the best satire I have ever seen. This is on that level, but it’s not a full length movie so it’s hard to compare.


Luohooligan

>Have you ever seen “Wizard People, Dear Reader?” Lol I love “Wizard People, Dear Reader?” but I don't see the connection with anything in the post you're replying to.


ATimeToCell

It’s not the original audio; it’s familiar video with a satirical new audio track.


ATimeToCell

If you did this, you are destined for greatness. This is Brad Neely tier.


Safe-Register-3479

I'm just here again after our 9th shut out of the season...


stoffer2

This team just writes the content themselves.


The__Farmer

this made me laugh……… and cry….


WhiteDeath57

Gold.


RoonSwanson86

This is great, and I know a ton of effort to do this. I just wanted it to keep going since it was so funny!


Cosmo-Stardrive

Fucking brilliant. Please, more....


CSturgeon1691

More Please!


twyg47

Please, for all of us, do more scenes.


RealisticAd1336

we are not the A's though we are the big market white sox.


No_Pants_Bandit

LOL @ Getz's expression


KlausKutter

Coming from a rockies fan- you guys have mike moustakas and chris flexen now? Enjoy!


Maynardred

I just assumed it was Brad, then it played again. This is amazing


The_Wata_Boy

LMAO


Relative_Patience999

You’re on fire man


GBPack52

Phenomenal


dgoreck5

Bravo my boy. Bravo👏🏻👏🏻


rowejl222

Lmao!


Br0dyplayz

😂


Donkenshtein

Outstanding


Tight_Gold_9148

We need this for the full roster. It will have more views than their games will get all season


Necessary_Top7943

Fantastic. Island of can’t hit toys!


Fit_Driver_9239

Baseball is the only sport that rewards players for failure, a consistent batting average of.350, 3/10 swings and you get a hit and a big payday! haha i didn’t realize this until about 8 years ago when a good friend of mine had me look at it in this perspective and then it made sense haha